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MS Launches Video Download Service

renderhead writes "According to ZDNet and many other sources, Microsoft has launched a new video download service for playing back television content on Windows Mobile devices. Partners include CinemaNow, MSNBC.com, and TiVo. According to another article from ployer.com, the service will require Windows XP, Internet Explorer 5 or higher, and Windows Media Player 10 or higher."

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  1. Tried it by BoldAC · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here the link:
    http://www.msnvideodownloads.com/

    If it's anything like their current web-based service, each free 2-3 minute clip will be preceded by 1 30 minute commerical and 10 seconds of Microsoft ad space.

    Plus, it looks like you'll have to sign in with passport.

    If you sign-up for the free service, you'll have to agree to "INSTALL THE MSN MUSIC ASSISTANT"

    To download videos from MSN Video Downloads, you need to install the Microsoft Music Assistant (the same technology that the MSN Music Service uses), which will download video content and automatically put it into the My Video folder on your computer.
    This will take about 20 seconds on broadband, or several minutes by modem. When you click Install, an installation dialog will appear. Click Yes to accept the MSN Music Assistant and proceed.

    To download videos from MSN Video Downloads, you need to install the Microsoft Music Assistant (the same technology that the MSN Music Service uses), which will download video content and automatically put it into the My Video folder on your computer.
    This will take about 20 seconds on broadband, or several minutes by modem. When you click Install, an installation dialog will appear. Click Yes to accept the MSN Music Assistant and proceed.


    On the positive side, it does look like it will have a bunch of stuff from FOOD TV. The more Alton Brown I can get, the better!
    1. Re:Tried it by DeathFlame · · Score: 2, Funny

      Excpet the article says you have to pay an annual $19.95 subscription for this. And SOME free content is available too.

    2. Re:Tried it by BoldAC · · Score: 4, Informative

      preceded by 1 30 SECOND commerical... sorry...

    3. Re:Tried it by Trelane · · Score: 4, Funny

      Step 1 Build mythtv box Step 2 Record a show (manually or automatically) Step 3 Use nuvtranscode (or whatever the name is; my box died a quite while ago) to export to divx/mpeg2/mpeg4/whatever Step 4 Place final video on SD/CF/whatever card (or on your webserver) Step 5 Enjoy videos on your palm, laptop, or whatever, without commercials (if you've removed 'em) or drm crap to get in your way Step 6 Try to get momentum behind a mythfrontend port/server version to make steps 3-5 reduce to "5) Attach your webserver (with proper auth, natch) to your mythtv server and enjoy your shows wherever you go without commercials (if you've {auto,}removed them) or drm crap to get in your way"

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    4. Re:Tried it by Ciaran_H · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is why you learn to download the "Windows 98" version. It's the same, it just doesn't include iTunes. :D

    5. Re:Tried it by Nastard · · Score: 2, Informative
    6. Re:Tried it by ignipotentis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Step 7: Finally admitting that you are a geek and have no problem wasting your time doing what you should be able to do from over the counter solutions.

      Face it, NO ONE BESIDES US will put up with the crap you listed above. It ISN'T easy.

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    7. Re:Tried it by Nastard · · Score: 2, Informative

      What effort to hide it? I went to apple.com/quicktime and clicked the "standalone installer" link in the upper right corner. It was directly under the download link for the bundled version.

  2. Commercials? by dolo666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Microsoft has launched a new video download service for playing back television content on Windows Mobile devices

    What the detail page doesn't say is whether there are commercials in the video you are paying to download (we're paying them to sell us stuff?). Commercial-free television shows would be a huge feature, so if they did not include a statement about it, then you are paying to watch/download commercials. Yikes! If it *is* commercial-free, and they did *not* mention it -- what are we missing? I see TiVo is involved with this project, so I'm guessing it's commercial-free television. But I could of course be mistaken because nobody seems to be talking about it!

  3. backed by a trustworthy brand name by sdMMk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sounds great - where can I sign up?

  4. The Mask Comes Off by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now we see the truth behind all the corporate assurances that MS ownerships in MSNBC, ComCast cable and other media holdings is "just financial investment", or "just funding innovators". This is the beginning of MS leveraging a truly mass market monopoly. Combined with their DRM ubiquity in new DVD players, the MS octopus can now begin to squeeze the entire broadcast industry, and the world that depends on it for information, from its Internet lair.

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    1. Re:The Mask Comes Off by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Have you seen the ratings on MSNBC? Microsoft definitely is a monopolist on the computer desktop, but their cable news network is best described as an unmitigated disaster.

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    2. Re:The Mask Comes Off by Swamii · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nice consiracy theory and all, but FYI, MS has been trying to sell its stake in MSNBC. They sold Slate magazine too, by the way.

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    3. Re:The Mask Comes Off by xtracto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, people said the same when Microsoft entered the console market with the X-box... and, to the webmail market... and btw, their webmail is also an "unmitigated disaster" and a lof of people likes it, also X-box is an time bomb, and a lot of people likes it, you see, United States citizens are known from other countries to have a use-and-throw culture so it does not mather that something is shitty as long as there is a new version within next 1 or 2 years, its okey! at the end It is cool to have the last bleeding-edge [your-favorite-tech] it does not mather that your older one works JUST FINE!!.

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    4. Re:The Mask Comes Off by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The mitigation is that the MSNBC holding positions MS for content plays like the one we're discussing. It's precisely the bad ratings that tell the story of the other benefits. Otherwise, MS is holding its stake for some kind of charitable benefit?

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  5. Weird. by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I gave it a spin but the only thing I could see was some insane bald man screaming, "DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!"

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  6. Philosophical question by Darth+Hubris · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Technical issues aside, if you could install this on your OS of choice legally, would you?

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    1. Re:Philosophical question by BridgeBum · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think there isn't enough information to answer that. If you put *all* technical issues aside...that is, no OS restrictions, no DRM restrictions, etc...then it would depend on the content and the price. Give me the right content for a reasonable price, and sure, I'd buy it from Microsoft.

      The catch is that the technical restrictions are part of the heart of the issue. If MS can force other decisions on you if you want to use their system, then that's part of the cost. The cost could be freedom, purchasing MS OSes at $100-200 a pop, and so forth. You can't separate the technical issues here and give a reasonable answer.

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  7. Anti-trust bait? by J+Barnes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why do they persue and advertise these as minimum requirements? Microsoft Windows XP required, Microsoft IE required, Microsoft Media Player 10 required...what no Microsoft stock requirements?

  8. Microsoft needs content now. by LaughingLinuxMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A delivery system without decent content is an empty bowl. Microsoft should spend some of those billions for a content firm like Viacom or Time Warner. LLM

  9. I use MythTV by drewzhrodague · · Score: 4, Interesting

    MythTV is great -- plays shows I record, DVDs, and even plays TV shows downloaded from the Internet (via mPlayer, which still blows my mind). KnoppMyth is easy to setup and install, and works with even old misengineered equipment.

    I say this becasue I don't do Windows anymore, and my life is easier for it!

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    1. Re:I use MythTV by swillden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And to think I am stuck using a real DVR when I could just build one in my spare time using off the shelf parts and loads of spare time...

      ... and get one that does far more than any commercial DVR.

      It just depends on what's important to you.

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  10. Commercials vs. DRM by rawyin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cable TV is already starting to put commercials on most channels. When people don't stop paying for it in droves enough to cut into profits, it makes sense to their business. They don't particularly care. "Show me the money!" Right? This will likely happen over time with any Internet-based Video-On-Demand service.

    The same rule applies with DRM. The MSN Music Assistant controls DRM in your downloads from their services. This has caused problems for some as one might expect (not particularly surprising.) However as long as people are willing to shell out dollars for the product to make them number one, the company has no incentive to change. After all, we don't see Microsoft wooing the Linux crowd, right?

    1. Re:Commercials vs. DRM by Qzukk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cable TV is already starting to put commercials on most channels. When people don't stop paying for it in droves enough to cut into profits

      Well, I tell you, as soon as my cable tv provider started showing commercials, I called up the other 30 cable tv providers and found one that was promising to never run ads in the premium channels, and I switched my subscription on the spot and never looked back. I even called around to get commercial-free versions of Food TV and Cartoon Network, so now I'm all set! Of course, the two minutes of blank screen every 5 minutes is a bit annoying, but what can you do?

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  11. requirements... by peter_gzowski · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Or, I could hop on over to any number of torrent trackers, which require any OS, any bittorrent client, and any media player. The television industry could compete with free, but it seems that they don't want to.

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  12. Re:Windows Media Player 10 or higher? by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes. It comes bundled in the new Windows XP - Derek Smalls Signature Edition.

  13. Why God? Why?? by M.C.+Hampster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the ZDNet article:

    Microsoft said subscribers will be able to select content such as sports clips, news headlines and music videos from the MSN Video Downloads Web site

    Is there some rule that states any mobile video must consist of sports clips, news clips and music videos? (Verizon, I'm looking at you with "VCast"). Seriously, everytime legal downloads of video content are discussed on cell phones or from the internet, these three are always mentioned. Well, I don't watch any of that. Does anyone really want to just watch sports clips on their mobile device? I enjoy sports an all, but I don't want to pay just to see a few clips. And music videos? I guess that's to cater to the teen crowd.

    When will I be able to legally download an episode of 24? Or some other show that I actually watch? I don't want snippets of video here and there. I want to watch a freakin' show. I guess I'll stick to torrents when I forget to program my VCR.

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  14. XP and IE5? by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i thought that XP came with IE6. IE5 being a requirement kind of makes you think that it will work on older OS's but they restricted it for some other reason.

    Maybe i'm missing somethign and the windows mobile devices only use IE5 or somehtign. I wonder how long before someone has a hack to let it work with WIN98 or somethign.

  15. Incrementally better? by rpdillon · · Score: 3, Informative

    This looks like another one of those cases where it seems like it's a good idea, but when all is said and done, it is not actually offering a product that is incrementally better than TV as we know (and use) it.

    Downloading content leaglly sounds good, but it looks like it has a subscription price, and they'll be adding commercials to the front end of things. It also requires Windows, which cuts out a decent portion of geeks who are the type to be early adopters (like me).

    Sure, it offers digial timeshifting, but this is something we already have with a TiVo and MythTV, the latter without any DRM of subscription fees.

    I don't know...it looks like it has some advantages, but too many of the same old problems to be "the next big thing" in TV.

  16. You forgot something... by M0nkfish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "...the service will require Windows XP, Internet Explorer 5 or higher, and Windows Media Player 10..." ...and a United States billing address.

  17. TiVo? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The post says:
    Partners include CinemaNow, MSNBC.com, and TiVo
    It then says:
    the service will require Windows XP, Internet Explorer 5 or higher, and Windows Media Player 10 or higher.
    Exactly where does Tivo fit into this? Tivo is Linux based. Does anyone know if Tivo developed a DRM enabled WMP player that runs on Linux?
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    1. Re:TiVo? by jangobongo · · Score: 3, Informative

      I think that it is Tivo's TivoToGo transfers that's being referenced. TivoToGo is a service that allows people to download content to their PC, according to the web page. One needs to be a Tivo subscriber to use this service. From there, its just a jump to the portable device.

      Not all shows are available though. They've included this caveat on the TivoToGo web page:

      Not all shows may be eligible for transfer from your TiVo box to your computer. Programming providers may restrict or limit the ability to record, display, view or transfer any particular program using a variety of copy protection mechanisms.

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  18. List of content by jangobongo · · Score: 2, Informative

    The following programming will be available on MSN Video Downloads according to this AOL news article:

    -- MSNBC.com. News and business headlines updated throughout the day, as well as segments from "Today"

    -- BreakTV. Behind-the-scenes footage and exclusive interviews television's hottest celebrities

    -- COOKIE JAR Entertainment Inc., a global producer and marketer of children's entertainment, offering children's programs such as "Paddington Bear," "Animal Crackers" and many other popular kids' television series

    -- DIY Network. Videos about home improvement, crafts, hobbies, indoor-outdoor living, and kitchen and bath remodeling

    -- FINE LIVING TV Network. Inspiring programs featuring travel destinations, mind and body enrichment, ideas for entertaining and home design as well as videos for automobile enthusiasts

    -- FOX Sports. In-depth news, analysis and unparalleled national and regional coverage of the National Football League, Major League Baseball, NASCAR, the National Basketball Association, and select college basketball and football highlights, as well as FOX Sports Net original programming including "The Best Damn Sports Show Period" and "Beyond the Glory"

    -- Food Network. Fun and interesting videos featuring grilling tips, ideas for entertaining, healthy eating, quick-and-easy recipes and pop-culture food specials

    -- Fun Little Movies. Specializing in original, live-action comedy content; new "Fun Funny Phone Films" including the following series: humorous headlines in "Comedy USA," sci-fi parody "Spacey Movie," and the "Mini-Bikers," where little people on little motorcycles fight crime, a little at a time

    -- Headliners Entertainment Group Inc. (OTC Bulletin Board: HLEG), the operator of Rascals Comedy Clubs, presenting a selection of comedy clips from Rascals Comedy Classics, including performances from popular stars such as Tim Allen, Rosie O'Donnell, Drew Carey and Ray Romano; only Rascals can bring viewers comedy superstars, before they were stars, and the breaking stars of tomorrow, today

    -- Home & Garden Television (HGTV). Selected programs featuring remodeling, home-building, design and decorating, kitchen and bath to enhance a home's curb appeal

    -- IFILM. Movie trailers, viral videos, short films and other IFILM- exclusive content

    -- TotalVid. Deep selection of action sports clips including surfing, snowboarding, skiing, windsurfing, street racing, kiteboarding, skateboarding, climbing, kayaking, off-road, Moto X, mountain biking, inline skating, BMX and more

    -- Want Media. Music videos, live concerts, Broadway shows, extreme sports and motor sports programs, full-length films from independent filmmakers and underground cinema

    The following are content partners for Windows Mobile-based devices:
    -- ATI Technologies
    -- BreakTV*
    -- CinemaNow Inc.
    -- COOKIE JAR*
    -- DIY Network
    -- FINE LIVING TV Network*
    -- Food Network*
    -- FOX Sports*
    -- Hauppauge Computer Works Inc.
    -- Headliner Entertainment Group*
    -- HGTV*
    -- IFILM*
    -- MediaPass Network LLC
    -- MLB.com
    -- MSN Music
    -- MSNBC.com*
    -- MTV Networks
    -- Napster
    -- NVIDIA
    -- Pinnacle Systems Inc.
    -- SnapStream Media Inc.
    -- TiVo Inc.
    -- TotalVid*
    -- Want Media*
    -- watchmusichere.com

    * Content provider for MSN Video Downloads service

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  19. At least.. by ad0gg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you can run it on multiple portable devices, giving the consumer a CHOICE. You can't say the same about iTunes which locks the consumer into the iPod family. Microsoft allows manufactors to license their DRM, Apple refuses to license Fairplay to manufactors thus removing "the choice" from consumers. I'd pick Microsoft's DRM anyday over Fairplay because I know I can switch to a different device and my PURCHASED content will still work. I'll probably get modded flamebait or troll for pointing out the which DRM allows the consumer a choice.

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  20. Potentially worthwhile by jackDuhRipper · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From the summary and the concept, this could be a worthwhile service.

    Yes, it will be DRM-encumbered and feature at least its fair share of shite: either get over it or don't avail of the service.

    More signal, please, and less noise.

    I've spent less time with MSFT products than most (OS/2 -> BeOS/Linux -> FreeBSD and now predominantly OS X [with GNU tools all along for the past ~10 years]) and am no apologist, but give the friggin service a chance - OR DON'T - but having a way to easily* pay for, download and play worthwhile video content could very well be ... worthwhile.

    Peace, lux, and thanks -

    * - "easily" meaning I don't spend hours / days / weeks building, tweaking and searching for content i can "steal" / use without paying for / however you feel good about stating it.

  21. Only one video I'm interested in... by cmburns69 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have lost the link, but the only video I'd be interested in downloading from Microsoft would be the one with Steve Ballmer running around the stage, yelling "I love this company!".

    If anybody has a link or torrent, please post it..!

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  22. Media Players by Seanasy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Slightly OT rant: but why do commercial media players insist on looking so god-awfully ugly and breaking as many usability rules as possible. Apple has been, rightfully, taken to task about this for QT Player. And MS seems intent on outdoing them in terms of interface destruction. I hate WM9's interface but quickly reverted back to it after trying WM10.

    Does anybody like that glitz? Just because it's video do they think they have to copy TV aesthetics? You just shouldn't let the title designers for Channel 6 Local News near window decorations, IMHO.

    Thanks, I feel better now.
    1. Re:Media Players by TeknoHog · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Does anybody like that glitz? Just because it's video do they think they have to copy TV aesthetics?

      I, for one, happen to like the following aspect of TV aesthetics:

      There are no user interface elements on the screen, because it is devoted to the video itself. There are buttons on the DVD/video player, the TV set, and the remote, but not on the screen.

      MPlayer gets this right by not having a GUI in the first place. There is the keyboard somewhere below the screen, just like there's a DVD/video player near the TV screen. In addition I can use a remote if I like. It just makes sense.

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  23. Seems like pre-packaged shows by DamienMcKenna · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I tried it and it seems all of the shows are pre-packaged, you can't directly choose what you want it just queues them all up for you.

    What I'd be willing to pay say $5-$10 per month for is access to say 5 hours of TV per week. One key show I'm craving is The Daily Show, but I don't want to pay $30/m for one show.

    Damien

  24. DRM! by Winckle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Note: this installation may upgrade the Microsoft Digital Rights Management components on your computer. When you click install, a unique identifier and a DRM security file are sent to a Microsoft-hosted service on the Internet. The file is replaced with a customized version that contains your unique identifier. This increases the level of protection provided by DRM. no thank you, i'll pass!

  25. Re:Windows Media Player 10 or higher? by trudyscousin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If there was, it'd be a precedent. Microsoft has never done anything that's "gone to eleven," as far as I can tell.

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  26. Re:requirements-P2P client and no ethics. by metamatic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you feel it's unethical not to sit and watch all the ads, are you honestly saying you never get up and go fetch a drink, go to the bathroom, etc?

    Competing with "free" seems pretty easy for Starbucks and the bottled water companies.

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  27. A call to MythTV/gstreamer/apache/whoever hackers: by Trelane · · Score: 3, Interesting
    heh.

    While true, it's a very good option for those in geeks' families, and hopefully the Free (not free) bug will spread, especially as all of the steps listed above get easier with time.

    Indeed, there's nothing prohibiting someone from taking mythtv code, shining it up, and selling it as a set-top-box + personal distribution server. In fact, I suspect people would pay TiVo for precisely that, provided they don't get sued out of the water. Or someone could set it up as a LiveCD, like they currently do, for free.... The main catch is the hardware,really, and that's getting better as more and more people adopt Linux. Given that lack of hardware/software support is entirely an intertia problem, and the intertia's changing, there's reason yet to hope for some real service.

    Indeed, if anyone from TiVo or others are listening, I bet people would be quite willing to pay to have remote TiVo interfaces so that they can monitor their TiVo and play shows back and watch them live, via TiVo's servers (for a nominal monthly fee, of course). This sounds kind of like what Microsoft may be doing, but with TiVo being merely a very minor cog in the Great Microsoft Video Wheel.

    Hopefully, we can convince MythTV and others to build separate frontends (not just the full-screen one) so that we can do things like I describe for free (playback, live TV watching, episode download, and remote control of the backends) as I describe. Given MythTV's backend/frontend separation, it seems like a very logical next step. I know I've wanted to watch some TV on my laptop in my office while working on some stuff. It'd be very convenient for, say, gstreamer to incorporate such a mythtv frontend functionality. Maybe someone from Apache could hack together a mod_mythtv....

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  28. In the not so distant future... by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 3, Funny
    Family and friends are gathered around the 52 inch LCD screen they bought at Fry's for $199 last Xmas. It's cheap because the assembly job was outsourced to trained penguins who, as we all know, come from the Antarctic, not the zoo. But I digress.

    They are watching the Super bowl. The announcer is former QB Tom Brady, now somewhat late middle aged. He occassionally pops up in 2.5 D transparent windows that seem to float just in front of the screen. This glitzy spectacular is brought to you by:

    MICROSOFT "We're here to fuck ya little buddy!"

    and AMD "Keeping what's left of the American middle class Fat, Dumb, and Happy."

    and the TMZ Zinc Bushing Corporation / USgov "If you push something hard enough - It Will Fall Over!"

    They all settle in to what promises to be yet another route of the New Jersey Proles by the seemingly invincible Las Vegas Patriots, which is fine by this bunch - ever since they got their RFID tatoos, they see it as UNAMERICAN to support any other team BUT the Las Vegas Patriots!

    When a morbidly obese Britney Spears waddles out to sing the national anthem, their hearts leap with joy. The game proceeds uneventfully. The Patriots are destroying the Proles all through the first half. Fatalities are high - the Proles lost their QB in the first five minutes. Half time was glorious. A rousing and glittering tribute to the American troops who were killed in the invasion of Brazil earlier that year. This group had hardly a dry eye, as they all remembered Uncle Dick's last letter:

    Dear Loved Ones,

    Killing these idiots for their resources has gotten kind of stale and boring. Wish I was home watching televised sports like a good citizen. Still, if President Jenna Bush decides I have to walk across a mine field for the sake of Microsoft shareholders and Wall Street speculators, I'd do it in a heartbeat. Love you all-

    Your Stupid Uncle Dick

    In the third period, things get a little lively - the Proles come back and start pounding the Patriots. They are on the edge of their seats. Multiple 2.5 D windows are bursting all over - every angle is covered as the Proles go into the 4th quarter tied. There's a brief time out to hose the blood off the field, but soon, it's right back to the action!

    They're tied all through the 4th quarter, and it's down to the last few seconds of the game! The Proles are on the goal line of the Patriots! Spirits are running high - people all over the country are screaming at their screens! They set up for the final play.

    "Hut One! Romeo Tango Foxtrot Mike! HIKE!"

    The Proletarian QB takes the ball, takes a half step back, crouches and LEAPS INTO THE AIR! A Patriotic defender does the same! They're going to collide at the goal line - but will the ball cross the plane of the goal? all of the floating windows are covering his every move in excruciating detail! In mid air, he turns and

    Sorry. This device has performed an illegal opera

    BSOD...

    The screen turns bright blue. The group assembled grab the LCD Screen and heave it out the window as the entire country roars with anger at their blue screens of death.

    The grand children of Bill Gates are eaten in public.

    All Microsoft employees (a solid 7% of India) are given safe passage to nations of their choice.

    The penguins cry, because no-one knows who won the game...

    It was all virtualised.

    RS

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  29. MS-slashdot by wardk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    wow, we're seemingly getting multiple MS press releases here on slashdot daily.

    I hope they are paying for all this advertising.

    (or are these subtle pseudo-DOS attacks on MS resources via the slashdot-effect? you guys are crafty)