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Google Moves Into Drink Market

Posted by Zonk on from the mmmm-google-juice dept.

atrader42 writes "Google has announced on its main page a mysterious new product called "Google Gulp". Featuring qualities such as "autodrink" and brain optimization, Google Gulp promises to be the drink of the future. Although one may be concerned about the fine print, which includes provisions such as "Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter," we should be able to trust them on this. What's next? Yahoo Yoohoo? MSN Munchies?"

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  1. enough already!!! by Selcitset · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    okay i get it, its april fools day. enough already with the bs stories. every damn time i look theres a new story, and upon closer inspection, its just a retarded joke that nobody could possibly fall for. getting madder. i can see doing one or two of these, but cmon. i am going to stop looking today, i havent had quite enough to drink to find this amusing, but more than enough to piss me off.