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Google Moves Into Drink Market

Posted by Zonk on from the mmmm-google-juice dept.

atrader42 writes "Google has announced on its main page a mysterious new product called "Google Gulp". Featuring qualities such as "autodrink" and brain optimization, Google Gulp promises to be the drink of the future. Although one may be concerned about the fine print, which includes provisions such as "Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter," we should be able to trust them on this. What's next? Yahoo Yoohoo? MSN Munchies?"

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  1. Google Gulp by Ritalin16 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    April Fools?

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  2. You know by Tim+C · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's traditional to play one April Fool's joke, not several each...

    Roll on tomorrow, when the site will return to being nearly (but not quite) a useful source of information.

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  3. Hi. by Eric(b0mb)Dennis · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Hi, Slashdot.

    Listen, I understand the need to (try?) be funny on April Fools day. But the problem is, the whole spirit of "April Fools" is to fool the person into actually believing the joke.

    Posting random bits of joke material over and over is not a very good April Fools.

    Might I suggest next year that you post a story amongst a bunch of real runes, that is somewhat believable..

    Have a nice day.

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