Google Moves Into Drink Market

atrader42 writes "Google has announced on its main page a mysterious new product called "Google Gulp". Featuring qualities such as "autodrink" and brain optimization, Google Gulp promises to be the drink of the future. Although one may be concerned about the fine print, which includes provisions such as "Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter," we should be able to trust them on this. What's next? Yahoo Yoohoo? MSN Munchies?"

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I like an April Fools joke as much as the next guy

[Otis2222222]

...But come on, is there even one legitimate news story on the front page? Enough is enough, guys.

Re:Pope slipping away == greatest 4/1 prank ever

[SeventyBang]

You're forgetting about this: II Kings 2:11

"And as they still went on and talked, behold, a chariot of fire and horses of fire separated the two of them. And Elija went up by a whirlwind into heaven."

Now, can you imagine the Pope riding the PopeMobile like that?

Re:A joke of course...

[littlem]

There are obviously tons of people that freak out about Gmail's method of showing ads when you view your emails and such, and here we have Google cracking jokes at their own practices.

Well, ha bloody ha. What a hilarious joke invasion of privacy is. Honestly, I know Google has built up a lot of goodwill in the community, but that doesn't mean we have to sycophantically welcome every single thing it does.

End of grumpy rant...

Old and tiresome

[LT4Ryan]

Yes, I know it's just one day of the year, but...

take one innovative company...
make up "crazy" stories that seem plausible... /. eds take the day off. :)

Enough with the Google AF stories!!!