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Erotica Found Within Microsoft Office Install

ThinSkin writes "Leave it to the Swedes to discover erotica stored within an earlier version of Microsoft's Office XP suite. According to the security group, a default installation of Word and PowerPoint contain a love letter from "Bill" and a photo of Alyssa Milano as one of the templates. Microsoft discovered this problem a while ago and included a patch within Service Pack 2. Microsoft has done a pretty good job keeping this under wraps and has refused to comment on the matter."

61 comments

  1. now you know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how it feels to be slashdotted by fools!

  2. To Many April Fools Jokes! by Kschreck · · Score: 0

    I think Slashdot is going a little to far with the April Fools jokes...

    1. Re:To Many April Fools Jokes! by WhitetailKitten · · Score: 4, Informative

      Slashdot's gathering all the April Fool's gag from over the net. Beats searching for them yourself.

    2. Re:To Many April Fools Jokes! by datadriven · · Score: 2, Funny

      Another April Fools joke? I thought it was the first compelling reason to upgrade.

    3. Re:To Many April Fools Jokes! by shadowbearer · · Score: 1


      Or writing them yourself.

      not that anyone is likely to notice these posts tomorrow :)

      SB

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    4. Re:To Many April Fools Jokes! by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1
      I thought it was the first compelling reason to upgrade.

      Careful, given their definition of 'treating the users properly', their definition of 'erotica' just might involve Goatse.

      (Oh, great, I just made myself sick. Think of a funny Microsoft joke, think of a funny Microsoft joke, think of... nope, nothing. I'll just link to one. Contains a naughty word. Wear headphones. Or soundproof the house.)

  3. first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bill gates in love awwww 3

  4. better Alysa.. by chalkoutline · · Score: 2, Funny

    At least it wasn't those photos of Bill in that magazine. Jeeze.. I still have nightmares.

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    1. Re:better Alysa.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nightmares? thats good masturbation material buddy!

  5. Um.. by Noxal · · Score: 1, Informative

    This is getting really freaking annoying.

    1. Re:Um.. by halivar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is getting really freaking annoying.

      The only thing that annoys me every April Fool's are all the retards that visit /. knowing it will piss them off, getting pissed off (as they expected), and making sure the whole world knows they're pissed off by going to the extra trouble of clicking the stupid link and posting.

      Well, we get it. You're pissed off. Now please piss off.

      Thank you.

    2. Re:Um.. by LokieLizzy · · Score: 1

      Stop saying piss so much. I've already used up my bathroom breaks for the month.

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    3. Re:Um.. by dannannan · · Score: 1

      You sound pissed off!

    4. Re:Um.. by Noxal · · Score: 0

      I was kidding, I actually found them all quite amusing. APRIL FOOLS!

    5. Re:Um.. by ashot · · Score: 1

      hey, folks, thats funny.

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    6. Re:Um.. by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1

      Now don't lets all throw a pissy-fit.

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    7. Re:Um.. by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      hey.. why did the condom fly across the room?

      it got pissed off.

      sorry but i had to.

  6. Stop reading the posts by popo · · Score: 5, Funny


    You'll miss the next story which will be here in .01 seconds!

    (Of course subscribers can see it in .001 seconds)

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    1. Re:Stop reading the posts by xtapalapaquetl · · Score: 1

      With /. quality the way it is, don't be suprised if by this time next year, CmdrTaco has another job.

  7. Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by artifex2004 · · Score: 1

    Dang it, that's what I get for browsing from a patched machine...

    (fp)

    1. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ' Save civilians' lives in the Middle East: invest in alternative fuels so we stop killing them in oil wars'

      Even if there were oil wars... the US has never been involved in one, your solution would result in more civilian deaths. Your friends like Saddam would then have free reign to continue killing several hundred thousand Iraqis, and exterminate the Jews of Israel along the way.

    2. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by st1d · · Score: 1

      Regardless, I'm not so sure "civilians" is the best word for people who tend to walk around with ak-47's slung over their shoulder...

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    3. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft GetPron -- not kidding.

    4. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your friends like Saddam would then have free reign to continue killing several hundred thousand Iraqis, and exterminate the Jews of Israel along the way.

      So, what's wrong with either scenario? And if Saddam would've stayed in power, well, that's because the FUCKING CIA PUT HIM THERE. Do some research before you make retarded posts like yours.

      Oh and keep in mind that Israeli jews are a drop in the bucket compared to the world population of jews.

  8. Join the cause! by antikarma · · Score: 1, Redundant

    In protest of the April Fools insanity, I am replying to all news items with the following... Nothing for you to see here, please move along.

    1. Re:Join the cause! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or you could pry yourself away from /. for one day.

      You could try masturbating. That's a popular hobby.

      Go fuck yourself. Seriously.

    2. Re:Join the cause! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But ...but .. What about people like me who do both at the same time, all the time. You mean no one else finds slashdot arousing ? oh!

  9. GROSS!! by drfindley · · Score: 0

    gross!@

  10. I wonder if.. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Funny

    you can have so much negative information you form a kind of singularity where not even CmdrTaco can escape?

    1. Re:I wonder if.. by AEton · · Score: 1

      There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

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  11. It's all clear now. by The+Spoony · · Score: 1

    So that's why my brother has been spending an ungodly amount of time on his "research paper".

  12. LOL enough already by laxiepoo · · Score: 1

    Decent gag though =)

  13. Stop the Madness! by cybercobra · · Score: 1

    But honestly, how much bandwidth and how many cpu cycles have these jokes wasted?

  14. OK by imsabbel · · Score: 1

    With this decrease of time between stories, in about 25 minutes the universe will melt because of a division by zero in slashdot HQ.
    And we all will be happy....

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  15. So ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was CmdrTaco's New Year's resolution to post every single April Fools joke found on teh intarweb today?

  16. This is news? by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's a flight sim and a FPS in Excel and Word, and the Leisure Suit Larry knock-off in Outlook. No biggy.

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  17. Long live April 1st! by iehnll · · Score: 3, Informative

    Everyone is bashing all of the April Fool's jokes, but I actually find them entertaining. It's not like the normal tech news is all that urgent for you to read. I enjoy the hilarious, far fetched articles. KEEP 'EM COMIN'!

    1. Re:Long live April 1st! by fm6 · · Score: 1
      They're entertaining up to a point. But after the 20th bogus story it begins to wear a little thin.

      The best April Fool gags make it a little difficult to figure out that you're being kidded. Not possible when somebody throws a whole bunch of them at you at once.

  18. 10 minutes to go by DavW · · Score: 1

    In 10 minutes it will be past midday everywhere in the world, and this madness can stop.

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  19. Oh No. M$ is Taking Over by cainpitt · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft is going to take over pr0n now too? I knew it was called longhorn for a reson.

    1. Re:Oh No. M$ is Taking Over by smileaf · · Score: 1, Funny

      No that is why XP was nicknamed eXtra Porn ;)

  20. Control by bogaboga · · Score: 1
    Some control and discretion is needed here. I mean, I even do not know which story to believe on April Fools! I think this is getting out of hand.

    Guys, it's already April 2nd over here. I am sure our colleagues in the US/Canada can still enjoy these jokes if they are. What the hell...Oh, I better sleep otherwise slashdot will make me run amok.

  21. Ok the jokes were funny for a while but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is getting really annoying! They should have a time window for the april fool day's submissions...

  22. Something is up. by northcat · · Score: 1

    Ok, something is up with these April Fools jokes. Like slashdot has been hacked, or the editors are playing a joke on us, or SOMETHING. People just can't be such big idiots. It's biologically impossible.

    1. Re:Something is up. by s-orbital · · Score: 1

      You obviously dont live here in the states then.

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    2. Re:Something is up. by Brandybuck · · Score: 0, Troll

      Especially those blue states. Lots of stupid people in those blue states.

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  23. Stop feeding the editors meth by ithicine · · Score: 1

    I can't handle RSS-Grab scrolling by this fast.

    I can't ignore the articles no matter how hard I try.

    Please, think of the children.

  24. If you don't like it.. by kryptkpr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    .. then don't visit Slashdot today! Close your web browser. Do something else.

    Which articles are fake, and which are real? Easy: they're all fake.

    (With the possible exception of the 2GB Gmail thing.. not infinity+1 though)

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  25. Can you say slander? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    The owner of Alyssa Milano's management company is a good friend of mine. I just sent him a copy of the complete garbage that was posted here. I hope he completely fucks the idiots that run this site. There is no excuse for this type of reckless behaivor.

    Here's the info on the corporation that runs this horrible place:

    VA Software Corporation (OSDN)
    46939 Bayside Parkway
    Fremont, CA 94538
    510-687-7000

    in case you want to send your own complaint. Again, there is no excuse for this type of slander.

    1. Re:Can you say slander? by smileaf · · Score: 0

      I'd rather say get a life ;)

    2. Re:Can you say slander? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice post, but I think Bill Gates has a bigger complaint in this fraud case than she does. Hopefully the idiot that owns this site will be punished for doing this.

    3. Re:Can you say slander? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The owner of Alyssa Milano's management company is a good friend of mine. I just sent him a copy of the complete garbage that was posted here. I hope he completely fucks the idiots that run this site.

      That's funny, because Alyssa Milano's manager is her mom. :-P

  26. 32nd post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    32nd post! Woot!!!

  27. Smoove B! by Samurai+Cat! · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you click on the article link and read the "love letter" within... obviously the author was inspired by The Onion :D

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  28. lol, nobody is even posting by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have never seen such incredible low posting as I am seeing today. Its an uprising!

  29. Re: MS office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eww.. I don't want to install MS office any more. I'll switch to Open Office. No thanks microsoft. What should I leave to Swedes in Sweden? I'm confused.

  30. compared to... by BayBlade · · Score: 1
    ...the normal amount of bandwith and CPU cycles this site wastes?

    I'd say negligible.

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    1. Re:compared to... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Waistes is a reletive term. If it is avalible and not being used does that constitute waiste? If it is being used, does the content/entertainment value make it waisted?

      I see your point. Maybe if you were paying by the cycle or bit transmited. Outside of that i think nothign would be waisted if some type of content was provided. Even if i didn't agree with the content.

  31. piss piss piss by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 0, Troll
    Well, we get it. You're pissed off. Now please piss off.

    And head to the pub to get pissed.

  32. That's not slashdot geek erotica ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is slashdot geek erotica.

    In a move to erase doubts about the sincerity of Sun Microsystems' move to embrace the Linux operating system, Chief Executive Scott McNealy took the stage Thursday wearing a penguin suit.

    "We love Linux, and I hope there isn't any doubt about it," McNealy told financial analysts at its annual meeting here, dressed as Tux, the seemingly innocuous penguin mascot chosen years ago by Linux founder Linus Torvalds.

  33. Gates stuff by nullportal · · Score: 1

    This is minor stuff compared to what really appeared in Apple instruction books in the 80s. They had a lame joke about how your floppy disk usually comes in black vinyl, not black leather. Like I really need S&M references when I'm trying to figure out why the farking machine isn't doing what it is supposed to. Apple deserved to become 2nd place in computing.

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