What Ever Happened to 'Toothing'?

Jim Hanas excertps from his very funny article on the quiet disappearance of last-year's promised digital bacchanal. "Remember 'toothing'? It was a craze that was sweeping England last year as bored commuters arranged sexual encounters using Bluetooth-enabled cellphones. You probably read about it over at Wired or Reuters or the BBC. There's a decent chance you even blogged about it. Well. What happened?" Update: 04/05 00:10 GMT by T : Hanas writes with a followup: "The original source on the whole toothing thing has just admitted it was a hoax -- in response to my email and your picking up of my post."

Comments

a/s/l

[fembots]

Well, like teething, it'll stop sooner or later.

I was Feeling-Google-Lucky with "toothing" (thanks FireFox!) and this Toothing Blog was last updated on April 28 2004.

And finding partners for sex using bluetooth mobile is as productive as asking a/s/l on IRC channels, or Mrs Gump's box of chocolate.

Seriously, no matter how horny you are, you wouldn't simply jump on bed with anybody, would you?

Re:a/s/l

[The Amazing Fish Boy]

Seriously, no matter how horny you are, you wouldn't simply jump on bed with anybody, would you?

You're a girl, aren't you?

Re:a/s/l

[cooter1pt2]

Isn't that what you do in a club or bar? Or even, to a lesser extent, a house party? I doubt toothers would just accept blindly anyone who replied (say, if upon seeing them, they were a hideous, snaggle-toother beast). So in a way, yes, I can say I have engaged in that kind of risky behavior (avec condom). Wouldn't do it again, tho.

Re:a/s/l

[murphyslawyer]

if upon seeing them, they were a hideous, snaggle-toother beast

Wait - this is the craze that was sweeping ENGLAND?

Re:a/s/l

[mrchaotica]

A girl? On Slashdot?? No, she's a fembot -- look at the name.

Re:a/s/l

[Shalda]

(and i even go to a Catholic College)

Well, duh. Give girls a lifetime of sexual repression and two beers and the rest takes care of itself. I find that the less repressed they are, the better they control their urges.

Re:a/s/l

[Xugumad]

Seriously, no matter how horny you are, you wouldn't simply jump on bed with anybody, would you?
Yes is so much the wrong answer, isn't it? :)

Re:a/s/l

[happyemoticon]

And finding partners for sex using bluetooth mobile is as productive as asking a/s/l on IRC channels, or Mrs Gump's box of chocolate.

I've not done this myself, and /. is not the best place for an honest discussion of sexuality by damn sight.

First: There is one criterion for hooking up: looks. Man, woman or otherwise, you know whether you'd screw person x within a half second of meeting them. Chatrooms are a waste of time. thefacebook.com and okcupid.com are a bit better because of the addition of pictures, but those can be faked or obfuscated and the whole process isn't immediate enough, which is key if you're looking to do impulsive.

Second: There is a reason this happened in England. Mainstream American women have tons of hangups about sex that British women simply do not.

Seriously, no matter how horny you are, you wouldn't simply jump on bed with anybody, would you?

This is an excellent example of my last point. Some people, especially women, only acknowledge three roles for women: the virgin, the mother and the slut. That's pretty sad. It's not about doing anybody, it's about finding someone mildly attractive who wants the same thing as you do, and it's more conveniant if you're a commuter than going to a bar.

Re:a/s/l

[EnronHaliburton2004]

No, she's a fembot -- look at the name.

That's great! I see they have made many improvements with these bots since I last played...

The fembots used to just run around and circles and got confused when they ran into a corner.

Now, they can dodge and shoot around corners.

Great work to the fembot designers!

Re:a/s/l

[antarctican]

Sounds to me like someone bought a ticket to London hoping to get laid, and came home disapointed....

Sorry, if they won't touch your pot-belly, nacho stained D&D shirt in North America, they won't touch it in London either.... ;)

Re:a/s/l

[ShieldW0lf]

And finding partners for sex using bluetooth mobile is as productive as asking a/s/l on IRC channels, or Mrs Gump's box of chocolate.

I met my ex wife of 5 years asking ASL in an IRC chat. She is also the mother of my child.

I also meet most of my dates and yes sexual partners in chat rooms. Not because I don't go out, I do, but there are more nights at home than nights at the bar, and chatting and flirting are more fun and more social than watching television.

No matter how horny you are, you wouldn't just jump into bed with anybody, would you?

Which would you prefer, to jump into bed with a hunk you met at the bar and had some chemistry with, only to find out later that he's a selfish, obsessive, jealous boar who doesn't like to go down, or to jump into bed with someone who is compatible with you in their values and interests and quirks, who shares your likes and dislikes where sex and relationships are concerned, but is on the attractive side of plain. Because when people meet through chatting, when they actually meet face to face they can see pretty quickly if the person is a no-go in the physical department and call it off at the eleventh hour, while the bar-goer generally probably won't find out until it's too late.

Looking back, I had more fun with the plain jane lookalikes who caught my attention because they were my kind of lighthearted kinky in the bedroom that with the look-at-me gorgeous women I've brought home from the bar only to find out that they were plain boring in bed.

Re:a/s/l

[Xugumad]

Or more to the point, they're probably someone who feels reasonably confident that, if they want to get laid, they can do in the short to medium term. If someone is a lot less sure when (or if) they'll get another off, I think they're a helluva lot less likely to be in any way picky.

Losing track of my point here. Mostly, I think people who do have something resembling a regular/normal sex life might not realise just how desperate a small but vocal minority of /. users get.

I'm giving up now, taking the karma bonus off, and hoping this isn't too much babblage.

Re:a/s/l

[Scrameustache]

A girl? On Slashdot?? No, she's a fembot -- look at the name.

Stronger, faster. Better than a regular girl!

Re:a/s/l

[owlstead]

Which college? Wait, this is a public forum, forget I asked.

Re:a/s/l

[prockcore]

I met my ex wife of 5 years asking ASL in an IRC chat.

Oooh.. good example!

Re:a/s/l

[Zeinfeld]

Or more to the point, they're probably someone who feels reasonably confident that, if they want to get laid, they can do in the short to medium term. If someone is a lot less sure when (or if) they'll get another off, I think they're a helluva lot less likely to be in any way picky.

I think you yankee types are have fallen for the British sense of humour. Toothing was a wind up from the beginning. If you think about it toothing pretty much amounts to going up to a stranger and saying 'wanna fuck'.

This does not work too well in email, why would it work better over bluetooth? Plus you have the problem that if this is going to work for the heterosexual crowd you need to attract opposite sexes for it to work.

Think for a moment how many phones would have to be bluetooth enabled for this to work, plus think of the number of folk who would be receiving (and complaining about) the solicitations.

That said, the UK is way less uptight than the US. Prostition is effectively legal and there is a public sex scene known as dogging.

The kernel of truth in this hoax is that bluetooth does provide an additional medium to chat someone up that you might not otherwise talk to. I doubt that sending a message 'U wanna fuck me?' would be optimally effective as a conversation starter but you could easily imagine starting off with chat and ending up with a quickie.

Of course none of this would work in the US because trains are not exactly a common mode of transportation.

Re:a/s/l

[ShieldW0lf]

I think you yankee types are have fallen for the British sense of humour. Toothing was a wind up from the beginning. If you think about it toothing pretty much amounts to going up to a stranger and saying 'wanna fuck'.

I take it from your post that no one has ever done this to you? Hell, that's happened to me at the supermarket.

Although, truth be told, I brushed her off, so I suppose that makes me supporting evidence :P

Re:a/s/l

[Rii]

Pfft- let me know when pause, fast forward, and mute functions are available.

Re:a/s/l

[Green Salad]

Do you consider that relationship to have been a permanent one that failed early, or a transitory one that lasted longer than normal?

Very interesting question!

Toothing has been filed as novely item #127345

[LiquidCoooled]

Along with leg warmers and flash mobs.

Re:Toothing has been filed as novely item #127345

[Leeesher]

*sigh* oh.. the good old days of toother flashmobs..

Re:Toothing has been filed as novely item #127345

[Scrameustache]

flash mobs.

The people who hunt flash happy web designers with torches and pitchforks? They called it quits?

Does that mean they got them all? : )

Re:Toothing has been filed as novely item #127345

[PedanticSpellingTrol]

Sir, you have directed me to my new calling in life. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

What happened?

[Qzukk]

Well, theres AIDS, Herpes, Syphillis, and discovering that the cute 20-something you were TXTing a minute ago seems to have become a disturbing 50 year old man with bad teeth and worse breath.

Re:What happened?

[bani]

sounds like you speak from experience.

Re:What happened?

[dgatwood]

Nope. He just listened to the radio ad like everybody else.

Experience? On Slashdot? You must be new here. :-D

Re:What happened?

[screwballicus]

discovering that the cute 20-something you were TXTing a minute ago seems to have become a disturbing 50 year old man with bad teeth and worse breath.

Or discovering that the big, hairy 50 year old bear daddy you were trying to pick up is some cute-but-straight 20-something who's just playing with you.

Re:What happened?

[Anonymous Coward]

Excuse me but I'm not 50.

Re:What happened?

[gstoddart]

the cute 20-something you were TXTing a minute ago seems to have become a disturbing 50 year old man with bad teeth and worse breath.
sounds like you speak from experience.

Well, the story does mention it was in England after all -- so the bad teeth thing may not be a huge stretch. =)

[ sorry to any Brits, I know you don't all have bad teeth ]

Re:What happened?

[pclminion]

A couple of years ago, I ran into a couple of Brits in a backwoods cabin (the kind of place you snowshoe into with a fifth of good whiskey and an itching to have a good time). After we'd all had a bit too much to drink, I asked one of the Brits "So, what's the deal with all the joking about British oral hygiene?"

He looked at me a bit funny, as if he didn't know what I meant, and then said "What's with you Americans being so obsessed with how straight and white your teeth are?"

It suddenly dawned on me that perhaps it is WE (Americans) who are oddballs when it comes to our teeth. Most other people on the planet are happy just for the fact that they haven't fallen out yet. Here, people spend thousands of dollars on tooth-whitening regimens. People in other nations laugh at our stupidity.

Re:What happened?

[failure-man]

I don't think that particular bit of stupidity is what the rest of the world is thinking of when they laugh at us. ;)

It turns out...

[halcyon1234]

No one got laid.

Welcome to the Internet.

Ouch.

[ethzer0]

I always say less toothing.

Those who...

[Tackhead]

> Remember 'toothing'? It was a craze that was sweeping England last year as bored commuters arranged sexual encounters using Bluetooth-enabled cellphones. You probably read about it over at Wired or Reuters or the BBC. There's a decent chance you even blogged about it. Well. What happened?

Those who read about it, never blogged about it.
Those who blogged about it, never read about it.
Those who remember it, were too busy to either read about it or blog about it.

Being a geek, I'm kind of amazed I even wasted the time to read about it.

What happened?

[nacturation]

Maybe toothing led to teething.

Promiscuous Mode: Off

[mattkime]

Apparently people have wised up and turned off promiscuous mode.

(Its a good way to prevent virus transmission.)

Slashdot

[Scrameustache]

News for nerds, stuff that might have been.

Here's what happened

[Anonymous Crowhead]

You see, English people aren't the most attractive people in the world. They kept meeting up and saying things like, "You look like a horse's arse", "Bob's certainly not your uncle" and similarly witty phrases. It didn't take long before everyone realized they were just wasting their time and just went home and masturbated.

Re:Here's what happened

[Cheirdal]

You obviously haven't been to the UK. I would say per capita London has more hotties than any U.S. city. On top of that the population over there is a lot more lean than us fat asses in the U.S. What really happened was that the news made the story up or greatly exagerrated the extent of "toothing" as they tend to do with tech stories.

Re:Here's what happened

[Deliveranc3]

Pity British Women, British Men have the french 20 minutes away by boat.

Yea they have to learn a new language but IT's WORTH IT!

like most media-hyped crazes...

[utexaspunk]

it probably never happened in the first place. methinks it goes something like this- joe reporter has a deadline to make, and nothing to write about. needs something sensational, turns to his fantasies, and voila! toothing!

I always thought Spencer Tracey said that:

[Thud457]

"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year."
-- The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957.

Too Hard

[TVC15]

It was too hard for the average user. Perhaps if Apple built it into the iPod and integrated it with the scroll wheel it would reach critical mass.

On second thought, just get a Lovegety

Re:Too Hard

[nacturation]

It was too hard for the average user. Perhaps if Apple built it into the iPod and integrated it with the scroll wheel it would reach critical mass.

Sounds good to me. I hereby dub it bodCasting.

High school bluetoothing

[Nevtje(hr]

i remember when i was in high school, i would occasionally scan a room for other bluetooth receivers which had their port open, then create a contact whose name was what i wanted the message to be, ie "Boyaa Wazzap" or something. then i would send the contact, via bluetooth, to the detected phone. free, short-range SMS kinda :)

i know, not setting up sexual encounters... but still a fun use for bluetooth

Re:High school bluetoothing

[Anonymous Coward]

remember when i was in high school, i would occasionally scan a room for other bluetooth receivers which had their port open, then create a contact whose name was what i wanted the message to be, ie "Boyaa Wazzap" or something. then i would send the contact, via bluetooth, to the detected phone.

I think I am just getting to the age where I understand what "generation gap" means. I know what bluetooth (my Palm has it), and I get the principle behind what you were doing. And I even once went to high school. But if I got a message that said "Boyaa Wazzap", I would have have no idea what to make of it.

Re:High school bluetoothing

[UWC]

I find it interesting how much regulation of wireless communications in schools has changed since I was in high school (1996-2000), when pagers and cell phones were officially considered "drug paraphernalia" and thus subject to confiscation if discovered (no active searches were performed, but there were morons who didn't turn theirs off during the day). Obviously most teachers enforcing it didn't actually assume that they were drug paraphernalia, but I witnessed several confiscations, mostly pagers at that point. Most teachers, I think, returned them at the end of the day.

I recall my family having a cell phone sometime in that period that was gigantic by today's standards, analog-only, and the display was a row of 7-segment characters and maybe 3 more LEDs to indicate service, roaming, etc.

Your point about Bluetooth's continued rarity in the US is valid and, to me, disappointing. It allows the service providers to be the ultimate arbiters of how data is transmitted to and from the phones. I'm one of few people I know that have Bluetooth (or even Infrared) enabled phone. Everyone else is apparently fine paying the disproportionately large transmission fees for picture and text messages. Just yesterday I purchased a USB Bluetooth dongle for my computer (Belkin 10-meter one on sale this week at CompUSA for $10 after some mail-in, $30 before that). What I've tried with it so far is much, much easier than the shaky and slow IR that I'd been using (infrequently because of the inconvenience) previously.

It wasn't called "toothing"

[Anonymous Coward]

it was called bluejacking

so that probably accounts for why you cant find out any information

There was this girl we called 'Fang'...

[HBI]

'nuff said!

Jennifer Beals?

[AtariAmarok]

"Along with leg warmers and Flashmobs."

Wasn't that the movie with Jennifer Beals?

Well duh

[null etc.]

Well. What happened?

What do you think happened? It ended up being a bunch of blokes chasing after another bloke named "Shelly".

Happy Slapping

[PerlDudeXL]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hap py+slap

this is much worse. It never happend to me (I live on the continent) and I hope that it will never ever become popular here, but you can never trust those bored and ringtone-buying half-grownups.

it went underground

[jessecurry]

so deep don't even bother looking for it...if you're worthy it'll find you :D

Re:it went underground

[88NoSoup4U88]

First rule of Toothclub : You don't talk about Toothclub.
Second rule of Toothclub : You don't talk about Toothclub.
Third rule of Toothclub : You don't tell that the girl that is toothing, is actually a fifty-something named Bob.

Simple...

[Roger W Moore]

...9+6 months later toothing has lead to teething.

By the number of dupes lately it should be

[dark-br]

Slashdot. News for the amnesiac, stuff that mattered.

Never existed

[elgatozorbas]

This toothing stuff maybe never even existed, except as an effective rumour to frustrate a whole news-for-nerds site in one hit...

Aptly named

[stratjakt]

"Toothing" sounds exactly like the type of sexual encounter you're likely to find in the UK.

here's the deal

[XO]

Bluetooth is just plain not ubiquitous (i love that word) in the U.S.. Bluetooth that doesn't have a bunch of transmission modes disabled is even less so.

So, therefore, since it never took off in the U.S.. it never took off.

Every now and then I look for the "TOOTHING!" forum that sort of started the whole thing.. guy keeps getting shut down, everywhere he hosts...

Maybe it never did happen?

[LWATCDR]

I mean really it almost sounds like a Penthouse letter. It just might be that it was all made up. Of course that is impossible. I mean the press checks their facts right?

suckers

[argoff]

What happened is that somebody came up with a clever marketing ploy to push their bluetooth enabled technology. Like many "fads" reported in the media, they are fabricated via croney deals to serve marketing purposes and have nothing to do with real news or trends.

Nerds have to find better ways to get laid!!!

[Enrique1218]

Posting at blogs site to arrange sexual encounters. Yeah, that sounds like a winner. That's what pretty women do, scour the internet in their basements looking for their next romantic fling instead just going to a club. No, we've been avoiding it but we have hit gym, attend dance classes, and (gasp!!!) initiate a conversation with a strange girl.

It appeared in Wired

[jfengel]

I have found that there are few more accurate predictors of a failed trend than an appearance in Wired before it actually takes off. (Wired is much better when the thing has already taken off; its ability to accurately predict things that happened yesterday approaches 50%.)

Two words

[Kancer]

Sausage Fest

Re:People turned off Bluetooth.

[bcmm]

A real sexually transmitted computer virus?

I thought they were only in jokes...

Bluetooth Protocol

[__aaijsn7246]

Here's a little article from @Stake about Bluetooth, as well as some other insecurities.

I believe that even if the phone is in 'hidden' mode, on some models, one can still find a user's address by testing out every address. Redfang does that. This is brute force however and quite slow. In fact it could take up to a few years, as it takes about 20 seconds per address.

One thing I noticed while living in an apartment and playing with Bluetooth.. it is possible to tell when other people are in their homes or not. I was tempted to make a little app and compile statistics as to when/where people came and left, but then I remembered I wasn't the US federal government ;)

There are a bunch of other programs available to the Googler.

First rule of tooth club...

[DarthShader]

Gentlemen,

The first rule of tooth club is: You do not talk about tooth club.
The second rule of tooth club is: You DO NOT talk about tooth club.
Third rule of tooth club, someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the toothing is over.
Fourth rule, only two people to a toothing.
Fifth rule, one toothing at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes.
Seventh rule, toothings will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at tooth club, you have to tooth.

Re:First rule of tooth club...

[The Archon V2.0]

The scary thing is that most of these rules can still apply, not so much to the 'toothing' part, but to the sex part that supposedly follows.

Third rule of tooth club, someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the toothing is over.

And if you go limp too early, you're not allowed to say "This has never happened to me before!"

Fourth rule, only two people to a toothing.

No orgies. Set those up on your own time.

Fifth rule, one toothing at a time, fellas.

See rule four.

Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes.

Or socks. If you want to wear your shirt and socks, find a job in redneck porn or something. This is a class establishment.

Seventh rule, toothings will go on as long as they have to.

Stiffy pills count as illegal doping, so any four hour erections^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Htoothings will be considered suspect.

And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at tooth club, you have to tooth.

Just my luck, my first night and it's only guys.

--
Tonight's secret passphrase: 'Batman is randomly stoned and his hot tub from Yemen is illegal.'

Re:Conspiracy

[WhitetailKitten]

Here's your tinfoil hat.

If it weren't for toothing I'd know who...

[exp(pi*sqrt(163))]

...may father was you insensitive clod!

The answer

[WilyCoder]

What happened to toothing? It worked. I got laid. Next question?

the only people this will work for...

[timmarhy]

is fags, because it's 2 horny blokes. 99.9999% of women just won't go for this.

Shameless Self-Promotion

[DumbSwede]

I wrote a story in 1991 entitled "Mixed Signals" (about 40 pages) a cautionary near-future tail about people using PDA like devices to hook up in social settings. Although in my story the craze took off.

Should anyone care to read this (possibly amateurish) story, please leave a comment on the comment page (currently empty) if you give it a try.

There are adult themes in this story, so I don't know whether to state that as a disclaimer or inducement (probably both).

What about podjacking?

[Rimbo]

Another "craze" I read an article about in some magazine that hasn't happened to me, despite having an iPod for well over a year, wearing it visibly with a nearby university full of other ipod-wearing people, and having fine hygiene and none-too-shabby appearance. I haven't seen anyone else doing it, either, at the bus stop, on the train, on planes or anywhere.

Supposedly, a good-looking chick will go up to you, pull out her white headphone miniplug, and look at you expectantly. You're then supposed to remove your white headphone plug, put it into her ipod, while she does the same to yours, and you each enjoy the other's music for a time.

I was skeptical of the craze when I read about it over a year ago. The "craze" has been mentioned in other magazine articles. But I'm beginning to feel it was manufactured by magazine article writers who were desperate for something to write about.

Re:What about podjacking?

[WillAffleckUW]

Supposedly, a good-looking chick will go up to you, pull out her white headphone miniplug, and look at you expectantly. You're then supposed to remove your white headphone plug, put it into her ipod, while she does the same to yours, and you each enjoy the other's music for a time.

This only happens in Marketing groups.

Besides, you don't know where her iPod's been ...

Conceivable?

[DaveJay]

Is it possible -- not a fact, necessarily, but possible -- that people who use their phones to successfully hook up in this fashion are doing so as one of many how-do-I-meet-strangers-for-a-shag tools in their arsenal...and that, like many other tools used as conversation starters in bars and whatnot, people successfully using it have no time nor need to spend time talking about it online?

Or, in other words, just because it doesn't exist online doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

Re:Simple

[swv3752]

Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts?

A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away. :P Sometimes I just can't help myself.

Girls

[angedinoir]

It was a great idea until they found out that only men used bluetooth in this manner. It soon became a huge, wireless sausage-fest.

All your answers are belong to us

[Anonymous Coward]

http://www.thetriforce.com/newblog/?p=53

The skeptical among us emerge victorious.

Plain vs gorgeous

[wombatmobile]

"Looking back, I had more fun with the plain jane lookalikes who caught my attention because they were my kind of lighthearted kinky in the bedroom that with the look-at-me gorgeous women I've brought home from the bar only to find out that they were plain boring in bed. "

Yes, those gorgeous women sure are boring in bed. I am tired of the wasted effort pleasuring gorgeous women that I bring home from the bar. Please, let's just concentrate on the plain ones.

Re:Conspiracy

[Chexiepie]

Your nick makes me think you are a coward.

Oh wait...

Toothing never existed, so it'll be on Oprah soon.

[The Archon V2.0]

Hmmmm. Let's see.

1) Toothing seemingly never existed outside the media;
2) it involves sex;
3) it's supposedly a secret, almost cultlike group;
4) it involves modern technology of a sort not understood by soccer moms but possibly used by their children.

Therefore:

"Tomorrow on Oprah: 'Toothing!' Is your little girl sending a message that she wants sex and she wants it now?"

And they can have an 'expert' on, who's met 'toothers' and knows that bluetoothers just give blowjobs, but redtoothers are into anal sex, and blacktoothers want to be sodomized by the entire football team, including the mascot.

--
Tonight's secret passphrase: The cautious cow from Azerbaijan is acrobatic and Snoopy nukes the railroad quietly.

Re:a/s/l ::: you have NO life

[ShieldW0lf]

seriously. If somebody unplugs the cable, youre dead.

What a pitty.

Whatever you say. Did you read my post? I don't do ALL my socializing on the internet. I don't say "hmm... it's friday night and the little one is at her moms... ah hell fuck the bar I'm just going to hang in a chat room". I just picked up a new phone number and a date for next week with a cute little redhead while returning movies to the video store an hour ago. If you're painting a picture in your head of some pasty-faced introverted hermit, you're way the fuck off base.

For a lot of people, particularly single parents like myself, there are a lot more hours in the week that they spend sitting at home choosing between tv, book and computer for how to spend the later part of their evening than there are hours spent hanging out in stereotypical social settings.

And the boundary between the two doesn't really exist. It's a fiction. Chat with someone in a local chat room and meet them for coffee half an hour later. Pick up a girl on the bus, find out she's engaged, chat with her when you're sick of working, meet someone else through her, take them out on Friday. Its a way of expanding your social envrionment, not a replacement.

Sounds to me like you're the one that needs to get a life instead of passing judgements on other peoples.