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Ready or Not, Here Comes Service Pack 2

I_am_Rambi writes "On Tuesday, April 12, Microsoft will turn off the blocking feature that has made it possible for some enterprises to block Windows XP Service Pack 2 downloads by employees who use Automatic Update. That means in companies that used the blocking tool, SP2 will be downloaded automatically to desktop computers that use Windows' Automatic Update feature." An anonymous reader adds "Microsoft has published a list of known software that will not work with Service Pack 2. Most of the software will either not run or will display a blue screen of death during installation of the software or when you start up your computer." That may be why, as ErichTheWebGuy writes, "In a survey of PCs at 251 businesses in the U.S. and Canada, asset tracking company AssetMetrix of Ottawa found that only 24 percent of the systems running Windows XP had been upgraded to Service Pack 2."

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  1. Re:We have ways of making you do things. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our new SP2-enabled overlords.

  2. Nice by nizo · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is particularly nice when one of the execs is on the road somewhere, and his laptop starts downloading the service pack while he is dialed in via modem. Assuming he stays connected long enough for it to download (which is likely, since now that his connection is really really slow it takes longer to read email) the patch autoinstalls and breaks things? Sweet!

  3. Re:We have ways of making you do things. by Prod_Deity · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Seriously though, looking at the list, there are some stunning show stoppers. Photoshop CS!!?! " Remember that Phototshop CS2 will be out soon... now would be a great time to upgrade. /sarcasm

  4. SovietSoft by panchondo · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, software updates you.

  5. Easy solution by Tebriel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Disconnect your computer from the internet. It can't download SP2 then. Problem solved!

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  6. Working software list by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 2, Funny

    The list fails to mention that most of my spyware no longer runs.

    I upgraded expecting to continue having all the parasites and tracking that I am used to :(

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  7. Re:SP2 drove me to Open Source by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Funny

    Troll? You want a troll? He's probably using a pirated copy of LINUX too.

    Some people you just can't trust...

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  8. April 12? That's my birthday! by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thanks for the present, Microsoft. Can I return it for something better?

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  9. Re:We have ways of making you do things. by xbsd · · Score: 2, Funny

    All of the negative noise about SP2 is alot of FUD (howz that for irony). I recommend it to all of my neighbors who are inundated with viruses and [mal|ad]-ware (no way they are switchng to Linux, so don't even go there).

    Oh, don't worry! Microsoft is committed to QUALITY. Although, for some reasons, they acknowledge that Norton Antivirus, some firewalls and other critical security applications are not gonna work w/ SP-2, they are doing whatever is needed to secure a smooth and flawless transition for all the spyware in your friends' PCs.

  10. Re:We have ways of making you do things. by zbuffered · · Score: 4, Funny

    And for the extra mouse buttons.

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  11. Oh!!! Let me guess... by GReaToaK_2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Firefox will be one of the apps that "doesn't work".

  12. Re:We have ways of making you do things. by biglig2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Good news, we SA's have had a discussion and we have decided to give you special permission to sell enough product so we can afford to hire a personal engineer just to look after your machine.

    Call us when you've pushed enough product into the channel.

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  13. Re:We have ways of making you do things. by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing is broken on my computer. But then, when I first bought it, I wiped the HD clean and installed Slackware 10.

  14. Splodin' by NotFamous · · Score: 2, Funny

    Me thinks there's gonna be a whole lotta Splodin' goin' on that day. Should be at least as fun as that why-too-kay thang.

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  15. Quick Workaround: by chochos · · Score: 4, Funny

    install a pirate copy of windows. SP2 won't install there (or so I've been told... I don't use pirate windows of course - I use linux :)

  16. Battle in Edmonton! by Fussen · · Score: 2, Funny

    The day I install SP2 is the can I cannot play Metal Marines.

    If battling in Edmonton isn't worthy enough, then what is?

  17. Re:We have ways of making you do things. by vsprintf · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing is broken on my computer. But then, when I first bought it, I wiped the HD clean and installed Slackware 10.

    Try running Microsoft Update, and then report back. :)

  18. Re:We have ways of making you do things. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A big Mac store

    Would you like fries with that?

  19. Re:We have ways of making you do things. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 3, Funny
    Is it just me, or do most people stop reading a post once OSX

    Once OSX what?

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