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North Pole Gets Wi-Fi Hotspot

Torrey Clark writes "Two Moscow-based Intel employees have setup a Wi-Fi hotspot near the North Pole, according to Intel. The hot spot was built in the Arctic region at the Barneo ice camp, a tent complex used by scientists, researchers and rescue crews during the month of April, when ice conditions are safe. Still, the camp environment is never ideal for computer devices, as the air temperature rarely rises above -30 Celsius, according to Intel. The hotspot uses Intel's Centrino equipment and the Iridium satellite phone system as backhaul. The company said in its statement that the installation shows that the equipment can be used in extreme circumstances. It said that those at the camp use the hotspot access for chores ranging from e-mail to getting real-time weather conditions and for taking care of matters at home, including, potentially, financial transactions."

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  1. Misnomer by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shouldn't that be a coldspot, then?

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    1. Re:Misnomer by Delta2.0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't care what its what its called... Anyone up for a little warsleding?

    2. Re:Misnomer by ShaniaTwain · · Score: 5, Funny

      Boy! its a good thing they didn't put one under the sea.. I dont know if intel would want to take responsibility for a wetspot.

  2. Perhaps it will be used for by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Funny

    warmth.

    1. Re:Perhaps it will be used for by bersl2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nah, they would be using a Prescott for that...

      (couldn't resist)

  3. I always wanted to WiFi there by ErebusNT · · Score: 4, Funny

    Glad they solved this problem. I always wanted to wirelessly connect there.

  4. "Potentially" by NitsujTPU · · Score: 5, Funny

    including, potentially, financial transactions

    Also including, potentially, browsing for porn and hot online cybersex.

  5. Mail your wish lists! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So now we can mail Santa Clause?

    Great :D

    1. Re:Mail your wish lists! by Lapsed+Catholic · · Score: 2, Funny

      So now we can mail Santa Clause?

      From: joe@sixpack.com
      To: santa@northpole.org
      Subject: Filthy Communist!

      Dear Santa,

      You are no longer welcome in our home. I have been distressed to learn that a public access point exists at the North Pole, which means you must be a Communist who hates the American way of life.

      We should have known, with the RED suit, and the commune of little elves!

  6. Financial Transactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Looks like somebody forgot to prepare their taxes before going to the north pole, and now has to file electronically huh? There's no escaping taxes.

  7. X-max list by wyckedone · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now Santa can get those emailed Christmas wish list a lot faster. He was getting tired of dial-up.

  8. -30 degrees celcius! by Winckle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine the overclocking!

  9. Municipal wi-fi KILLS Competition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Kills any chance of an elf-based ISP startup.

  10. News headlines for 2005.4.16 by showardkid · · Score: 4, Funny
    New phishing scam originates in Barneo ice camp

    Sources say that the scammers set up a wireless hotspot and commenced hosting a web page on an Apache web server.

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  11. Penguins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    OF COURSE PENGUINS LIVE IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE!!

    Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
    Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

  12. I can see it now... by BrainSurgeon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Prof Tom: "Damn it Bob! Quit tying up the satellite phone! I need to get online!"

    Prof Bob (on the Phone): "No, I love you more!...No, you hang up first.."

    Prof Tom: "Damn it Bob! My "online" girlfriend goes to bed at 11! HURRY UP!"

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  13. Huh? by Leomania · · Score: 4, Funny

    those at the camp use the hotspot access for chores ranging from e-mail to getting real-time weather conditions

    Folks... you're in a tent at the north pole... you don't need an internet connection to check on weather conditions! Just open the tent flap, for goodness' sake.

    - Leo

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  14. OC anyone? by stm2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some thoughts about IT in the poles:

    - It should be easy for overclockers to play there.
    - Computers must be very silent, since they don't need coolers.
    - You could put use the heat grid at the side of the notebook to warm your hands (I do it sometimes without living in the north pole).
    - IceWM must be default desktop manager.
    - ??

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  15. Mods by northcat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Informative? INFORMATIVE?!?

  16. If there's a hotspot... by Ruprecht+the+Monkeyb · · Score: 3, Funny

    there'll be a Starbucks there within a week.

  17. Let the Soviet jokes begin... by blueadept1 · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Two Moscow-based Intel employees..." In Soviet Russia, Wi-Fi hotspots get the North Pole! err...

  18. The Geekiest job at the North Pole by barfy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Used to be Dentist... Now it's IT Guy...

  19. HOORAY!!! by atomm1024 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Pokey and his pals can now enjoy fun and learning with wireless UNTERNET!!!!

    (Authentic Pokey all-caps type omitted because of the lame lameness filter. Apologies for any lack of fun happy this may have caused.)

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  20. -30 C, eh. So I'm guessing ... by fygment · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... CPU and case cooling isn't a problem. It runs totally quiet. That peristent deafening blowing sound? That'd be the WIND!

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  21. ASL by Rie+Beam · · Score: 2, Funny

    27/m/NPole

  22. Isn't it obvious? by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The North Pole is .ic

  23. smashing by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Funny
    Intersting but wouldn't it be great to place a wireless node on every telephone pole? Just a public accessable wireless network that was free to use.

    Smashing idea! Because after all, it's cheaper to put two electronic boxes on top of two poles than to run a wire between the two poles. Geez, those silly phone companies, what were they thinking.

  24. Re:I know what you are thinking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's okay. Most of the people on wireless networks aren't doing anything, either.

  25. RIAA files new wave of lawsuits against Santa by Kylere · · Score: 2, Funny

    Los Angeles, 2009. The RIAA today announced that they have filed 9 "John Doe" IP based lawsuits against file sharers abusing the North Pole Hot Spot to download evil MP3 files. Using their powers under the CAN-RIGHTS law, they lauched a ICBM with 10 MIRV based 20 Megaton nuclear warheads.

    This meets their new slogan, "The RIAA - Megatons for Megabytes!"

  26. Does it run Linux? by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 3, Funny

    I assume it would support ELF binaries?

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  27. Nope by hawk · · Score: 3, Funny
    They're using intel chips. It may be -30 outside, but it sure isn't inside the case . . .

    :)

    hawk

  28. Oh noes! by ErZo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gee, Now WHO take the blame of melting the polar caps?
    Intel of course!

    Basterds with those hotspots!

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  29. Re:I know what you are thinking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    wtf, just say you stand corrected and be done with it. The lesson in temperature scales, though interesting, doesn't help your case of making a blooper live on /.