Star Wars: Revelations Available Online
Lemming Mark writes "Panic Struck Productions have just released their first Star Wars movie, 'Revelations.' The movie has been produced on a not-for profit basis by a team of volunteers and is available for free download. Despite its humble origins, the production appears extraordinarily professional. The film is over 40 minutes long, complete with space battles and lightsaber fights -- need I say more?
See more details at the official site, or jump straight to the download mirrors." (As promised last month.)
You know it's sad when you kill the list of mirrors, before a single comment.
funny munging
Well, I'll be, we actually slashdotted the torrents. I'm having trouble getting to them. Anyone got a torrent for the .torrent? :-p
A Minesweeper clone that doesn't suck
Except for the acting. :(
Obi-Wan and Luke were both very hungry after their long speeder trip to that wretched hive of scum and villiany, Mos Eisley. They settled themselves in a cantina and ordered a big dinner of noodles, rice, sweet and sour dewback, and other oriental style goodies.
The food soon arrived and they set to. Obi-Wan handled his chopsticks deftly, quickly and securely picking up a noodle here, a prawn ball there. He soon sat back satisfied, and let out a quiet burp.
Luke, on the other hand, was in a right state. He just couldn't get the hang of the sticks, and had dropped far more food on the table and down his front than he had managed to get into his mouth. He sat, surrounded by rice and noodle debris, still as hungry as when he started.
Seeing his pupil in such distress, the Jedi Master leant over to dispense some of the wisdom of his years.
Use the forks, Luke he whispered, Use the forks.
I am sure the internet shall sense a disturbance in the force....
Anyone have a torrent of the torrents?
Star Wars Kid got a girlfriend?
I sense a disturbance in the Force... as if 1 million sites hosting revelations suddenly blinked out ...
"Star Wars Kid got a girlfriend?"
Heh. Imagine the pain that'd cause most of the Slashdot community.
"Derp de derp."
The last amateur star wars film I saw with light saber fighting in it wasn't so good...
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milions of souls cry out as their lives were being extinguished.
Good effects, bad acting.
Don't get me wrong, the production looks professional, but the acting leads something to be desired.
Hrmm... try this: go watch Episodes I & II first, come back, watch it again, and see if you feel better about it.
...I don't understand why people are complaining about the quality of the acting - after all, I thought that there were many complaints about the acting in the official films?
This is, of course, unless the acting in this make Jar Jar Binks look like a classically-trained Shakespearean actor...
I heard that your library burnt down and destroyed your only two books - and one was not even coloured in yet.
Perhaps the answer is to start running torrents of the torrents?
Fa-la!
I don't need subtitles since my ears work so I haven't actually used them. During the lightsaber scenes, do they have text that pops up saying "vrrooaaaooow! KSSSHTTTT! VVVVVVOOOOO!"?
Darth Vader discovers that he's really not for profit, changes his name to Gnu/Vader, and establishes the PanGallactic cult of RMS.
>> Anyway, I'll have the full movie in about 28 hours. BT sucks.
So ask for your money back. What's that? It's free? You didn't pay anything?
Gee, perhaps what you meant to say was "thanks".
http://request-header.info
See subject.
/. may have just figured out for RIAA and MPAA how to stop torrents.... DNS
Bacardi + slashdot = negative karma.
I sense a disturbance in the force....as if a Dozen webservers suddenly cried out ...and were then silenced.
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
After seeing the poster they did up for it, who cares what the actings' like? Those two women are hot, that third one in the upper-left...not so much.R EVELATIONS_OFFICIAL_POSTER.jpg
http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/images/
Mine's only going at 25! BT suxxors!
I have to reconsider my stance on keeping BitTorrent legal.
Why can't we moderate posts "incoherent"?
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An excerpt from your post.
Comedy gold.
See, that's the difference in teaching styles between Obi Wan and Pei Mei. Plus Pei Mei has the cooler beard.
No kidding!
The music, sound effects and visual special effects are excellent; remarkably well done and I'd say better than most big-budget Hollywood productions. Amazing!
However, the acting is almost painful. This one comes off like a small town theatre group led by a soap-opera director. I keep expecting Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to pop up and start making jokes at any moment.
By the way, who's the second actress? The chick on the telescreen/command deck who makes her appearance around 00:02:00. I can't tell if that's Xena Warrior Princess, Anna Nicole Smith with a black wig, or Monica Lewinski or maybe all three morphed together. Wierd. Go look for yourself. (If it's Xena, go back to kicking butt and subplots. If it's Anna, that diet didn't last long. If it's Monica, then girl you should stick to what you, um... err..., do best and leave the acting to professionals.)
-truth
I had a steady B+ in my AI class until I failed the Turing test...