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Adobe Buys Macromedia for $3.4B

Kobayashi Maru writes "A press release from Adobe announces that they will buy Macromedia for approximately $3.4 billion. The new company will be called Adobe Systems, Inc."

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  1. Flash! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Woho! Saviour of the Universe

  2. Damn... by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we'll never see DreamWeaver on Linux.

    1. Re:Damn... by selectspec · · Score: 4, Funny

      What else is Wine for? The whole point of Wine was to run Dreamweaver on Linux.

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    2. Re:Damn... by Transcendent · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now we'll never see DreamWeaver on Linux.

      <flame>

      It's called "vi". ;)

      </flame>

    3. Re:Damn... by sepluv · · Score: 5, Funny



      You spelled "emacs" as "vi".

      </flame>

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    4. Re:Damn... by Ubergrendle · · Score: 4, Funny

      Amateurs... its called "edlin".

      (Yes, its a MS-DOS joke on slashdot. Consider it meta-humour)

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    5. Re:Damn... by aduzik · · Score: 4, Funny

      <flame>

      It's true, emacs is a *great* environment. It just lacks a good text editor.

      </flame>

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  3. I'm scared. :( by drunkennewfiemidget · · Score: 5, Funny

    What does it mean when the two most instrusive web browser plugin makers merge?

    1. Re:I'm scared. :( by Walkiry · · Score: 5, Funny

      That we can ignore them both with a single block when they merge? :)

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    2. Re:I'm scared. :( by pseudolus · · Score: 5, Funny

      It means that this guy will finally be able to send PDF attachments.

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    3. Re:I'm scared. :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I do. Adobe Reader is the crappiest piece of shit there is. Slows, segfaults, VERY SLOW TO STARTUP.

      Would you like to UPGRADE? Would you like to UPGRADE? Would you like to UPGRADE? Would you like to UPGRADE? Would you like to UPGRADE? Would you like to UPGRADE? Would you like to UPGRADE? Would you like to UPGRADE? Would you like to UPGRADE? Would you like to UPGRADE?

      Bleh.

    4. Re:I'm scared. :( by 0x461FAB0BD7D2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your PDFs will have Flash ads.

    5. Re:I'm scared. :( by famebait · · Score: 5, Funny

      What does it mean when the two most instrusive web browser plugin makers merge?

      Probably that the next version of the flash plugin will take 15 minutes to fire up, just like everything else from Adobe, and that during that time your system will be too bogged down to respond to "back" or "close" or anyting else, so you'll finally have time to read all those paper publications again.

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    6. Re:I'm scared. :( by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The only word I can think of to describe it is 'ACK!'

      SYN!

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  4. Sigh... by mmaddox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, if any of you are irritated by Flash, this move should reduce the number of folks using it. It'll be too bloated to load within a release or two.

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  5. Acroweaver with new and improved Yahoo spybar!! by blankoboy · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bring on the horrors...sigh.

  6. Freehand by Cmdr+TECO · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who gets Freehand this time?

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    1. Re:Freehand by justforaday · · Score: 2, Funny

      It probably means they'll sell Freehand off to Corel. This naturally means that in another 5-10 years Adobe will end up purchasing Corel. : p

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  7. Microso..I mean..Adobe acquires Macromedia by Cjays · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will probably mean:

    - Adobe will kill off Freehand, Dreamweaver, and Fireworks, and incorporate any good features from them into Illustrator, GoLive, and ImageReady, respectively.
    - Photoshop and Flash will remain the same, since neither had competition from the other company.
    - They'll probably maintain 'lite' versions of all of the above, giving consumers the illusion of choice.
    - Corel will acquire the company that makes Preparation H, since their asses will hurt so much from shitting a few tons of bricks.

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  8. Good Thing They Aren't Calling The New Company by dduardo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Adobedriva.

  9. Re:Adobe Flash .. ? by neil.pearce · · Score: 5, Funny

    They could do it as a flick book

  10. Re:Adobe Flash .. ? by Walkiry · · Score: 2, Funny

    >How would 'movie' files be translated to paper?

    I take you haven't seen Minority Report yet? ;-)

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  11. Animated PDFs? by amichalo · · Score: 5, Funny

    The calculation I keep running over in my mind is:

    Adobe PDF + Macromedia Flash = Annimated PDFs

    Somehow I think Bill Gates is behind all this

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    1. Re:Animated PDFs? by larien · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hell no, must be Intel.

      How else can they convince everyone they need 4GHz CPUs?

  12. New name sucks by Linker3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...The new company will be called Adobe Systems, Inc."

    Who else is holding out for Macrodobia?

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    1. Re:New name sucks by TeknoHog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Freehand + Illustrator = Frustrator

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  13. Dreamweaver by netrage_is_bad · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't care about fireworks, flash, whatever. BUT if they kill off Dreamweaver, I will have a major vendetta with Adobe!

  14. Better name.. by Odonian · · Score: 2, Funny

    They should call it Macadamia! Just a nutty suggestion..

  15. hmm interesting... by nighty5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    $3.4B and can't survive a slashdotting?

    somebody needs to invest in some hobby boxes...

  16. Re:IlluHand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think what you were looking for is

    Freehand + Illustrator = Frustrator

  17. Re:PDF Good, Flash Bad by muellerr1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    In my day, we didn't have html pages with all their fancy newfangled tables and images. We could only read plain, unformatted text and click on hyperlinks, and we liked it!

  18. Macrobat plugin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey maybe we can hope for a QuickTime and Real Audio merger too.

  19. The Axis by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've seen dreamweaver using CSS, and it usually goes "style1, style2,.." etc. and not a single style re-used.

    This is hardly better than using the FONT tag. You'd have to set the style manually to make it work as intended. I guess you can do that in Dreamweaver too, but most Dreamweaver "experts" don't seem to care.

    Maybe my attitude towards Dreamweaver and Photoshop would be best described by the ad slogan: "The right tools to get the job done even if you have no clue".

    There is irony in that line, but I guess most people whose identity is defined by being an Photoshop/Dreamweaver expert will probably miss it.

    I'm sorry, I should have shut up, but I think Adobe and Dreamweaver make a good match.

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  21. It's time to uninstall... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Acrobat is beyond bloatware.
    Flash tracks users better than cookies.
    Both were being used to push 3rd party products.

    I'll stick with RTF and TXT.

  22. ugh... by shyfabian · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is this what all those 'futurists' were talking about when they said there'd be a 'digital convergence'?

  23. WTF? by plj · · Score: 2, Funny
    Have you people truly not heard about ed?
    bash:~ $ man ed
    ed is a line-oriented text editor. It is used to create, display, modify and otherwise manipulate text files.
    I mean, what else could you possibly need?
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