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64-Bit Windows Releases Now Available

SimplyJeff writes "Athlon 64 users rejoice! Today at WinHEC 2005 in Seattle, Microsoft announced availability of the 64-bit editions of Windows XP and Windows Server 2003. Strangely (and possibly a sign the drivers aren't yet up to snuff), Microsoft will not sell the 64-bit releases in retail outlets. For now, only new PC buys can get Windows x64 Edition as an option. However, those who purchased Windows XP after March 31, 2003, can trade in their copy for the 64-bit version at a cost of $12 and a voided warranty. Although, x64 users will get one free support call to Microsoft." Reader bonch adds a link to CNET's review of the OS.

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  1. Intel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    So whens intel coming out with 64 bit x86 chips ? Will they also be dual core ?

    1. Re:Intel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Six months ago. Yes.

    2. Re:Intel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Most importantly, will they be AMD compatible?

    3. Re:Intel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but the first slashdot article about it will be tomorrow, and there will be a repeat every other day for the next week and a half.

  2. Sweet. by Aeron65432 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes! Now I can run 64bit on an OS I never wanted to use in the first place!

  3. Re:Twice the Carnage by unknown_goth · · Score: 3, Funny

    One free phone call . . . sounds just like going to county jail if you ask me. . . . i'll take my 64bit use on a G5 thank you very much

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  4. Slashdot has changed... by NitsujTPU · · Score: 5, Funny

    Athlon 64 users rejoice! Today at WinHEC 2005 in Seattle, Microsoft announced availability of the 64-bit editions of Windows XP and Windows Server 2003

    ...nuff said.

  5. Re:Applications? by Reaperducer · · Score: 3, Funny

    64-bit Solitarire is going to rock! I can't wait! Minesweeper will seem so much better with all those extra bits. It's definately worth the upgrade price.

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    -- I'm old enough to have lived through six different meanings of the word "hacker."
  6. Re:DO NOT USE THAT LINK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    999 999 9999
    Hey that's my luggage combination!
  7. XP 64 ships! And in other news... by DurendalMac · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Beelzebub just bought himself a snowblower.

  8. Ohhhhh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Solitaire in 64-Bit goodness!

  9. Re:Applications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I was playing 64-bit solitaire and when I won, one of the cards came smashing through my monitor, so yeah I don't even want to try Minesweeper.

  10. Re:Is it tru 64-bit? by mtrisk · · Score: 2, Funny
    --

    Without a proper flamewar, Anonymous was undecided on what shell to run.
  11. Voided Warranty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they void the warranty, that must mean that the EULA is also null and void right?

  12. but.. by wfijvvz · · Score: 1, Funny

    does it run linux?

  13. Re:Free call? by Ayaress · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's like when you go to jail. You only get one call to get yourself back out.

  14. Voided warranty?! by Stormwatch · · Score: 3, Funny

    : those who purchased Windows XP after
    : March 31, 2003, can trade in their copy
    : for the 64-bit version at a cost of $12
    : and a voided warranty.


    Voided warranty? Blimey! This system is dangerous, and Microsoft knows it!

  15. Re:Applications? by croddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    yes! it handles such long long words!

  16. The official 64 bit extension thread by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows is:

    a 32 bit extension and a graphical shell for
    a 16 bit patch to
    an 8 bit operating system originally coded for
    a 4 bit microprocessor, written by
    a 2 bit company, that can't stand
    1 bit of competition.

    My only (very lame) suggestion is:

    "a 64 bit recompilation of"

    Other suggestions are welcome.

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    They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
    Ben
  17. Re:First post! by FosterKanig · · Score: 0, Funny

    64 bits will allow you to post faster, so you don't fail at a first post.

  18. Re:Applications? by x-caiver · · Score: 2, Funny

    It spellchecks butter so fast it monkey types words caravan in to your games documents before you even candy know what you want to type ice cream!

  19. Re:Uh ... by cptgrudge · · Score: 2, Funny
    This way they can say that they beat Apple to a 64-bit desktop.

    I know you're making a joke; you have to be, but I don't get it.

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  20. Re:Free call? by aixou · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder how many people's calls will go like this:

    MS_Help: How may I help you?
    Caller: Is it true that I only get one free support call?
    MS_Help: Yes it is.
    Caller: oh...
    Caller: ...
    Caller: right
    Caller: thanks. ::click::

  21. No Warrenty??? by muckdog · · Score: 5, Funny

    You means windows comes with a warrenty???

  22. Re:DO NOT USE THAT LINK by accidental_1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    /. instructions for using a link: 1. look at name/address in the link 2. do a whois to see if the registation info is correct 3. traceroute 4. ping 5. nmap full the scan 7. do it over again to verify the previous findings 6. click on link

  23. Re:Drivers in XP64 by TummyX · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd like you to meet someone.

  24. Hmmm by doc_pez · · Score: 5, Funny

    As opposed to the two-bit versions they have been selling for years?

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  25. One free support call... by Ray+Alloc · · Score: 2, Funny

    -"Hello, Support center? My PC is dead!"
    -"Reboot."
    -"Done. Doesn't work any more."
    -"This is the end of the free call. For more, insert credit in slot and press any key!"

  26. Re:Applications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    What about viruses? Will I need to recompile all of them as well?

  27. Torrents? by brsmith4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone? ;)

  28. Re: your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    heh... liberal bias

  29. Re:Applications? by ceeam · · Score: 3, Funny

    64-bitness Microsoft way:
    void* = 64bit
    int = 32bit(?)
    long = 32bit(!)
    long long = 64bit

    Good thing it's not "long long long long" :-(
    Assholes.

  30. This isn't news! by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had a Commodore 64 in - oh - 1982.

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    AT&ROFLMAO
  31. Re:Applications? by aug24 · · Score: 5, Funny
    More registers == fewer memory accesses && fewer memory accesses

    I'm not letting you code C for my company!

    Justin.

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    You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
  32. How about... by aug24 · · Score: 2, Funny
    a 64 bit port of
    a 32 bit wrapper for
    a 16 bit api to
    an 8 bit kernel for
    a 4 bit microprocessor by
    a 2 bit company that can't stand
    1 bit of competition.

    Justin.

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    You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
  33. Re:You sluts by aug24 · · Score: 3, Funny
    You spout off about the joys of linux.
    But, when Microsoft comes crawling with a 64-bit OS, you fall over
    like a bitch in heat. Sadness.

    What is this, the annual Sarcasm Hiaku competition?

    J.

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    You're only jealous cos the little penguins are talking to me.
  34. Would someone please think about the pirates? by shario · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why hasn't MS come out with a trade-in program for pirated copies of Windows XP? At least copies of XP installed illegally after 1st Jan 2005 should be eligible for a free copy of XP 64! (I mean, no one buys that OS, right?) :-)

  35. Yay! by turgid · · Score: 2, Funny
    In all my years, no one has actually ever told me that, until I made a complete and utter fool of myself on slashdot.

    Thank you.

    I will be using those definitions from now on.