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Batman Begins Trailer Released
Chris_Jefferson writes "The full-length trailer for Batman Begins has been released. Christian Bale looks great as Bruce Wayne, and hopefully I can recover from exposure to the awful last couple of Batman films, and the equally terrible Catwoman."
Holy smokes, Batman, there's nothing to see here. I guess we better move along!
... and there's no comedians, glow-in-the-dark villians, kids, or Joel Schumacer in sight.
How could it suck?
Catwoman was hot, what's wrong with you? :)
Batman is clearly another bit of Microsoft inspired FUD against Linux. I bet the Bat-mobile runs Windows too.
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A trailer for a DC Comic turned movie that looks good? What? I must be in some bizzaro world...
Seriously though, this trailer looks just awesome... Dare I say it, it looks the way Batman should have been done - just like how Spiderman 1 and 2 were done: Exceptionally well.
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Batman looking good, hot coder girlfriend, where did I get these drugs again?
Try to hack my 31337 firewall!
At the very least it looks like it will be far and away superior to the last couple of Batman films.
Talk about damning with faint praise...
You mean, like, a movie starring Pierce Brosnan digitally penetrating some guy's ring?
I live in stately Wayne Manor. My name is Bruce Wayne. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Bruce Wayne, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
One has to ponder the socio-economic impact that batman has had on our culture. In a post 9/11 world, one has to take into consideration that kids, seeing this man become a vigilante and being revered for it, will soon immitate him and start their own crime-catching crusade.
I dunno, it's gonna be hard to be more real than a guy falling into a vat of acid, having plastic surgery done to make himself look like clown and then defacing an art museum while dancing around to Prince music....
Dude, it was the late 80's, this sort of thing happened like every day.
Seen the Michael Jackson trial recently?
I really thought Batman Forever was pretty good. I should probably say something more, but really, I thought the film was pretty decent on it's own right.
Bale is literally nothng but skin and bone
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
...is this an even-numbered film?
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No, no, you've got that all wrong.
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The loathsome cur!I hope that Batman totally kicks his ass.
First, nothing begins if not opening
... is make another campy movie like from the 60s. I mean, first, you've got the bomb. Then, you've got the costumes. And if that's not enough, you've got the quotes. Here's a quick taste of what you'd expect:
:D
Gordon: Penguin, Joker, Riddler... and Catwoman, too! The sum of the angles of that rectangle is too monstrous to contemplate!
Batman: We've been given the plainest warning! They're working together to take over...
O'Hara: To take over what, Batman? Gotham City?
Batman: Any two of them might try that!
Gordon: The whole... country?
Batman: If it were three of them, I would say yes, but four? Their minimum objective must be... the entire... world.
Note how angles apparantly vary from rectangle to rectangle, and the startling synergy achieved when all 4 supervillians team up as opposed to 2 or 3. Oh, and if you're curious about the "plainest warning" that the supervillians sent to Batman, go look up the full quote!
Ok, I know if they actually tried to make it campy, it would be boring and it would suck. And this whole post is just an excuse for me to bring up the 60s Batman. So......
Bring on Batman Begins
"When the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation...but when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaation!"
What kind of a world do we live in...
where a MAN dressed up as a BAT...
GETS ALL OF MY PRESS?
I mean,cmon.... think hard next time. Comics are so cliche nerd gear next you'll ask why "propeller hats" are new for nerds too.
There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
Free advice. Although American Psycho is a great movie, with a real mind-fuck ending, it is NOT a first-date movie. It's really hard to convince a girl to get cuddly after she's seen a movie like that. The more clean-cut and all-American you look, the more jumpy she's going to be.
That link takes one to a page which (when you click on "fullscreen") links to the iTunes Music Store.
It appears the iTMS is currently down! NONE of it works!
OMG, did you guys just Slashdot the iTMS?!?! ROTFL
Since when is Batman, "New for Nerds?"
I donned my cape, cowel and trusty utility belt just to watch the trailer.
Don't I count as a nerd?
A good Batman AND a good Star Wars, all in one year! It's like someone travelled back in time and corrected something terribly wrong from before.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
I always wanted to start a club for people with low IQs, I would call it DENSA.
Two words: "Tits" and "Explosions". So you go ahead and watch Sideways again.
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What's a movie without Bat-Thermal-Underwear? (How the #$%$#% did Adam West say that with a straight face???)
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I really wish Flash were involved somehow too. Oh how grand the drama would have been.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of geeks suddenly cried out in terror and wouldn't shut the fuck up.
Yeah, but Son Gokuu would totally kick UBERBRAWLFIST 3000's ass. Even without becoming a Suupaa Saiyajin.
Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
...eye-candy. If you were looking for plot, serious acting, drama, great writing, etc - why would you be watching that movie anyway? But - for what it was (Halle Barry) - it was outstanding.