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How to Cool Your PC with Dry Ice

Ant writes "This Madshrimps article is a complete guide to working with dry ice so you can reach sub-zero temperatures with your CPU and graphics card. Details on building containers, where to buy dry ice and important tips and tricks. (Seen on Blue's News.)"

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  1. Imagine... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...what would happen if these class of people would be better off putting this kind of effort into getting laid

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    1. Re:Imagine... by Short+Circuit · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...There would be more of them?

      I'm in favor of that; Geeks [should] rule!

    2. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Been there, done that. Nothing happens despite the effort.

    3. Re:Imagine... by selectspec · · Score: 4, Funny
      what would happen if these class of people would be better off putting this kind of effort into getting laid

      ...They would come up with equally lame results as putting dry ice onto your CPU to cool it down.

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    4. Re:Imagine... by anotherone · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't think they'd accomplish anything by strapping a giant copper tube to some chick.

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    5. Re:Imagine... by timmy_otoole · · Score: 2, Funny

      You want more of these people running around?

    6. Re:Imagine... by lbmouse · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are a couple of ex's out there that I wouldn't mind dropping their body temperatures to below zero.

    7. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, I'm not zoophile, I just like sex with mares.

  2. Re:WHY?! by Gar0s · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cheesy disco effect MP3 Box - dry ice and some pink neon - now you're talkin'

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  3. Re:WHY?! by CleverNickedName · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why?

    And you call yourself a nerd...

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  4. Who cares!!! by Boogiesbunny · · Score: 5, Funny

    WOW....I just increased my processor from 2.2ghz to 2.3ghz.

  5. Re:Cat Problems by 21st+Century+Peon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Unless you've a tale to tell about the time you tried to overclock your cat with dry ice, this thread isn't the place for your post.

    BTW, the thing about cats is that they have dignity. Dogs do not. You can tell from this simnple thought experiment:

    Kick a dog, and kick a cat. The dog will come back for more; the cat will rip your curtains to shreds, then leave, never to return. Now tell me, which is the superior animal?

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  6. Re:WHY?! by newrisejohn · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know, the adage is that geeks do it, "because they can."

    But geeks (new geeks, high school age, not those hard core, old school, i-remember-the-altair types) I think are also inherently lazy and with summer coming, they also sleep late (because they can). Imagine sleeping through your computer's feeding time to find your GPU in a puddle at the bottom of the case.

  7. Re:Call me old fashioned... by joelby · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dry ice isn't made from water! That's why it's dry ;)

  8. Refrigerated PC Cases...the answer by digitaldc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why not just refrigerate the case instead? You can overclock your 3 ghz machine to 3.04 ghz and keep your brewskis cold at the same time!

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  9. Re:What's next? by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hot air?

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  10. Re:What's next? by nawspac · · Score: 2, Funny
  11. Re:Buy Dry Ice? Can't I make it? by mrjb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure. If your freezer goes to 11.

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  12. Related Article by SloWave · · Score: 4, Funny


    "Increase Your Horsepower and Get Chicks by Installing Giant Aluminum Wing, Fart Can Muffler, and Car Stereo Manufacturer Emblem on your Four Door Front Wheel Drive Honda Civic".

    1. Re:Related Article by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't forget the neon. Neon always makes the car faster.

    2. Re:Related Article by GraemeDonaldson · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Increase Your Horsepower and Get Chicks by Installing Giant Aluminum Wing, Fart Can Muffler, and Car Stereo Manufacturer Emblem on your Four Door Front Wheel Drive Honda Civic".
      Please tell me I'm not the only one that read that as "Giant Aluminum Wang".
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    3. Re:Related Article by drew · · Score: 2, Funny

      not always. only blue neon makes the car faster. other colors will actually slow you down.

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    4. Re:Related Article by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      How does strapping a Neon to it make a Civic go faster?

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  13. Look on the brightside. by Sandbox+Conspiracy · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least you don't have to get the stuff from Lybian terrorists. Great Scott!

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  14. Re:Cat Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Obviously the one that didn't ruin your shit.

  15. Re:What's next? by garcia · · Score: 5, Funny

    Death from incorrectly transporting/storing dry ice and having it slowly suffocate them while they sit for hours playing some silly video game.

  16. The best part by Megane · · Score: 4, Funny

    The best part is the fog that will come out of your computer... it'll look real cool with all your blue lights shining through it, and *yawn* why am I getting so sleepy?

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  17. Re:What about liquid nitrogen? by swv3752 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dry Ice is not that dangerous if you usea little bit of common sense. Heck, the local supermarkets around here in Florida carry it. The average Floridian is an idiot so if they can handle dry ice, so can't most anyone.

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  18. Re:cheaper and easier by Slashcrap · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper and easier to just use a processor that doesn't get so friggin' hot? Like a PowerPC or Crusoe...

    Not really. An overclocked Crusoe would still be slow as shit. And as for the PowerPC, I can just imagine the scenario :

    Ricer1: Yay! The Liquid Nitrogen cooler has got my G5 down to -180C! Time to start cranking up the multiplier!

    Ricer2: Apple haven't provided a way to increase the multiplier.

    Ricer1: Well never mind, just crank up the bus speed!

    Ricer2: Apple haven't provided a way to increase the bus speed.

    Ricer1: Shit. The condensation's just nuked my CPU. Oh well, better order another one.

    Ricer2: Apple won't let you order a new CPU.

    Yes, I can see that catching on in a hurry.

  19. Re:What's next? by indifferent+children · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I thought the phrase "I fried my CPU" was figurative.

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  20. could slashdot just run an article... by snorklewacker · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... like How to Cool your PC with Bose-Einstein Condensate just so we finally get to the ultimate extreme end of things and never have to see another stupid cooling story again?

    Can we just get a category for "cases and cooling"? Crust almighty...

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  21. Re:Buy Dry Ice? Can't I make it? by Ioldanach · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why don't you just make ten colder and make ten be the top... number... and make that a little colder?

  22. Re:Cat Problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    If I kick a soccer ball, it will leave, never to return. Without shredding the curtains first. This indicates to me that soccer balls are smarter than both cats and dogs.

    Plus they're easier to overclock with dry ice.

  23. Ice is nice! by hal2814 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What isn't dry ice good for? -Creating a skating rink in your dorm. -Cutting coins for the coffee machine. -Cooling a laser capable of popping a houseful of popcorn from miles away. Now you can add cooling your computer to that list!

  24. Re:What's next? by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 2, Funny

    environmental chilling... fire the PC into space, then use a very long KVM cable-set. What's even radder is that the KVM doubles as a space elevator!

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  25. Re:cheaper and easier by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's simply not possible for me to care less.
    If you couldn't care less, why bother posting?
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