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Space Weather Warning

SallyMac writes "The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has issued a Space Weather Warning. On Friday, May 13th, NOAA detected a 'geomagnetic storm of extreme proportions'. From the article: 'This event registered a 9 on the K-Index, which measures the maximum deviation of the Earth's magnetic field in a given three-hour period...The scale ranges from 0 to 9, with 9 being the highest. This was a significant event.' See the article on the NOAA site for more information." Spaceweather.com has details on the resulting auroras.

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  1. Scientists. by Boss,+Pointy+Haired · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why couldn't they use a scale of 1 to 10 like EVERYBODY ELSE?

    1. Re:Scientists. by twostar · · Score: 4, Funny

      because they like having more then two options.

    2. Re:Scientists. by Xypheri · · Score: 2, Funny

      so what happens when it registers an A on the scale?
      or F for that matter?

    3. Re:Scientists. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      An A is good...for me to poop on.

    4. Re:Scientists. by pv2b · · Score: 2, Funny

      This one goes to 11.

    5. Re:Scientists. by shut_up_man · · Score: 3, Funny

      Nigel: Because ours go to nine. See? The numbers all go to nine. Look...right across the board.
      Marty: Ahh...oh, I see....
      Nigel: Nine...nine...nine....
      Marty: ..and most of these instruments go up to ten....
      Nigel: Exactly.
      Marty: Does that mean it's...safer? Is it any safer?
      Nigel: Well, it's one safer, isn't it? It's not ten.

  2. Thanks for the warning. by syynnapse · · Score: 5, Funny

    I _would_ have taken the freeway home on friday had I known, but instead I got caught in this horrible weather while traveling through the upper atmosphere.
    Way to have 20/20 hindsight NOAA.

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  3. 50's flashback. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "This event registered a 9 on the K-Index, which measures the maximum deviation of the Earth's magnetic field in a given three-hour period...The scale ranges from 0 to 9, with 9 being the highest. This was a significant event.'"

    Alright everybody DUCK AND COVER!

    1. Re:50's flashback. by circusboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      and while your at it, "Stop, Drop, and Roll!"

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  4. Great timing by Stripsurge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two days ago something happened that could have caused some major problems. It didn't. Oh and be sure to catch the auroras yesterday. They sure were great. Thanks for the heads up ;)

    1. Re:Great timing by tehshen · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's the opposite of news?

      Slashdot

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  5. Shouldn't affect the Internet by Teddy_Roosevelt · · Score: 5, Funny
    Possible impacts from such a geomagnetic storm include widespread power system voltage control problems; some grid systems may experience complete collapse or blackouts.

    Bah. What's the worst that could h...[NO CARRIER]

  6. just to be sure.... by zxnos · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...i want to be sure i have this right, on a scale that ranges from 0-9, 9 is the 'highest'? fascinating.

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  7. Re:Coincidence? by Valcoramizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, a black cat was spotted walking underneath an open ladder carrying a salt shaker. This so startled the man on the ladder that he dropped the mirror he was holding, shattering the mirror, and crushing the cat.

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  8. Now I get it!!! by d474 · · Score: 3, Funny
    "This event registered a 9 on the K-Index..."
    ...So, a "0" on the "K" index means everything's gonna be "0K". I always wondered where that came from.
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  9. the weather of the past... by bdigit · · Score: 3, Funny

    is always alot more accurate once it has occured already. thanks slashdot for making sure we get the weather a few days after it has occured

  10. Re:Yes! by BJH · · Score: 4, Funny

    They have pictures from California, South Dakota, Kansas and Illinois.

    "Around the world", eh? Spoken like a true American.

  11. Re:Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In other news, a black cat was spotted walking underneath an open ladder carrying a salt shaker. This so startled the man on the ladder that he dropped the mirror he was holding, shattering the mirror, and crushing the cat.

    In sympathy, the sun let out a massive geomagnetic storm.

  12. Re:What does this mean for the little man? by redJag · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just to be safe, I'd keep your little man away from it.

  13. Re:Why only NOAA? Why not international? by GomezAdams · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've unconvered the great cover up. George Bush and Congelisa Rice have told Chaney to get his pals at Haliburton to create this really, really, top secret Giant Magnetic Device that will fry everyone's brain in the Blue States to clear the way for a Red State migration. The only protection against this new terrible weapon is to wear tin foil under your hat, or if you can find one, a fine holed, metal colander. If the holes are too large then the micro sized Federal agents riding on the magnetic pulses will be able to get through to whisper evil thoughts in your ear and plant tiny alien creatures from Area 52 that will eat your brain. Since you are the one who made this discovery and was foolish enough to post it on the Internet, expect black helicoptors to find you.... Oh no. It's too late. They have you in their sights. Run, run. Run like the wind and don't look back.

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  14. Re:Yes! by grcumb · · Score: 3, Funny

    " They have pictures from California, South Dakota, Kansas and Illinois. "

    '"Around the world", eh? Spoken like a true American.'

    You have to cut them a little slack. From where they stand, California and Kansas look like different planets. 8^)

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  15. I wore protection! by bokane · · Score: 2, Funny

    Boy, good thing I was rockin' the tinfoil chapeau on Friday...

  16. No Problem here by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Noppepeee. Noo probbbblleem he 20934 hehrr. I don0932t kn203w what yo.....u are all2342 talking about. THe99999-9re is 980980 da800ta corrupt232342ion you2234 Say0--0????

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  17. With apologies to Dr. Streetmentioner by Stealth+Potato · · Score: 4, Funny
    Oh and be sure to catch the auroras yesterday.
    Yeah, they're going to have been great. :-)
  18. By maximum devistation by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 1, Funny

    By definition total destruction is the maximum devistation I would of thought possible in a 3 hour period, ergo, I should invest in new Sun Block 4000 (warning: frequent use may cause skin cancer)

    Also in answer to a question way up the top having a scale of 0-9 does have 10 increments(0's a number too!) and also takes less memory to store;-)

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  19. So that explains why... by FoXDie · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...my dead Grandpa started talking to me from my XM Satellite radio...

    In case you are wondering...

  20. Re:Yes! by Kaydet81 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually the US does represent a fairly significant slice of the globe in both lattitude and longitude. Also when someone asks what's happening around the world it's pretty difficult to report on more than that with which one is familiar ... typically one would rely on someone in another true part of the world to report on what they know, to get the whole picture.

    QuitYerBitchin

  21. Re:1 digit by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

    0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D E F

    There, that's more than 10 things counted with a single digit.

    You must be new here :)

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  22. Re:Yes! by Tophe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Since 6 percent is insignificant, please forward me 6 percent of your salary. Thanks.