Unmanned Aircraft Clustered via Bluetooth
An anonymous reader writes "Researchers at the University of Essex are using Linux and tiny embedded computer modules to build fleets of unmanned aircraft that fly in flocking formations like birds, while performing parallel, distributed computing tasks using Bluetooth-connected Linux clustering software. The Gridswarm project includes model trainers that can fly 120mph, while a parallel Ultraswarm project uses co-axial helicopters. A prototype of the later is believed to the world's smallest flying web server. The aircraft will run Linux on embedded computing modules from Gumstix."
Are these researchers DAFT? Why aren't they using the best tool for the job? OS X is faster, more stable and more secure than Linux. It is so much more powerful than Linux in every single way, these guys must be complete knobs.
I wonder if my municipality will take offense to flying sorties over to my neighbours' yard to steal beer out of his cooler.
A prototype of the later is believed to the world's smallest flying web server.
There's competition for that title? Just how many flying web servers are there? (IIS boxes falling out of high office windows after being thrown do not count.)
--GrouchoMarx
Card-carrying member of the EFF, FSF, and ACLU. Are you?
Well, there goes the neighborhood...
Brain kills internet cells.
Imagine a beowulf clust... I mean... imagine if you ran linux on... I mean... ARRGH!
MY BRAIN CAN'T COPE!
fire!
Build Your Own Bluetooth Sniper Rifle
*imagines little MPAA people running around with guns*
I cant wait till they start strapping sidewinders on these things, like to see them HaXoRz try a D.O.S. attack then!!
drone1: incoming slashdot effect!
drone2: take offensive action!
drone3-10: wi-fi targets aquired
??????
boom.
But do they run Windows?
Imagine a Windows 2003 server farm of flying cluster planes.
I'm not much for birds, but I am partial to christmas tree flocking.
However, that isn't quite as wild as watching it done with planes, I'm betting.
I'm visualizing a flock of computer controled ultralight orinthopters with wings made of plastic explosive. Commanded, they flock and gather on places where a demolition charge needs to be set. Once a critical number gathers, they organize to make a shaped charge, and BOOM!!!.
Also, visualize a bombsquad guy in all that padding chasing these things with a net.
Bacardi + slashdot = negative karma.
FTFS: A prototype of the later is believed to be the world's smallest flying web server.
It would be interesting to follow the effects of slashdotting on that one, quick somebody post a link!
I see a natural benefit to building flying webservers. When the /. effect kicks in, you accellerate to increase the cooling, and if nessicary, you take the flock out of populated areas to burst into flames.
Probably work better in england, here in my part of Texas the red tailed hawks would probably take 'em down.
Bacardi + slashdot = negative karma.
and let's crash the focker.
unmanned planes, linux, bluetooth... wait, no breasts. Nevermind.
I have freaks! I did something right...
So, by using the right virus, and a bluetooth rifle, you can shoot these planes down?
The Penguin Producer
So what we have here then... is a Cluster Flock?
You know, I wonder WHY does one NEED a flying webserver that's small?
Obviously, when a webserver detects the slashdot effect, it will signal the UWWWWCOM, which will quickly deploy a flock of webservers towards the site to serve webpages.Then, when the slashdot effect cools off, the flying webservers can be redeployed as necessary, maybe to provide entertainment to soldiers in Iraq.
A very efficient use of resources, isn't it?
I'm still trying to figure out what people mean by 'social skills' here.
Where to begin with the jokes?
But penguins cannot fly!
Great! Now we can re-shoot Hitchcock's "The Birds" with the [RI|MP]AA as the stars!
Now I'll have to wash all those core dumps off my car!
SQUAWCK! We are the Borg. SQUAWCK! Resistance is futile! SQUAWCK! 4 of 99 wants a cracker! SQUAWCK!
A robotic parrot/web server is the perfect gift for a data pirate - when will ThinkGeek carry them?
Do they use RFC 1149?
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I wouldn't put anything past a flock of birds. I've seen the movie, much scarier than that shark movie.
If you must moderate, please moderate as irrelevent, not something bad, because I'm sure someone will find this interest