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512MB GeForce 6800 Ultra Reviewed

Timmus writes "If you thought the $500 GeForce 6800 Ultra and $550 Radeon X850 XT PE were excessive, wait until you see nVidia's GeForce 6800 Ultra 512MB: it officially retails for $999.99! Firingsquad has a review of the card manufactured by BFG. They ran tests with 6 different configurations (including a pair of 512MB cards running in SLI) with widescreen benchmarks at 1980x1200 as well."

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  1. $999? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you now buy the computer as something to run the graphics card on, rather than vice-versa?

  2. Re:A $1000 video card? by lionheart1327 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually the market for the "size of my video card reflects the size of my penis" niche is bigger than you would expect.

  3. Re:Quick comment and mirrors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm happy today. See, I picked up an Asus GeForce Extreme N5900... for ~$20. Sure, nothing special, but it's a nice price so good backup-card. Got a handy CD/DVD-case and "Deus Ex 2" with that too.

    I love when web stores suffer data entry errors...

  4. No one by Mad+Ogre · · Score: 5, Funny

    No one needs that much graphics processing... *looks at Longhorn* Nevermind.

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  5. A GRAND for a VIDEO CARD??? by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny



    All I can say is that for a grand, this card better blow me and make me toast in the morning.

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    1. Re:A GRAND for a VIDEO CARD??? by datbox · · Score: 5, Funny

      All I can say is that for a grand, this card better blow me and make me toast in the morning.

      Easy.

      Spend $1000 on a video card? That blows...
      Tell your wife/girlfriend? You're toast...

  6. Re:3 PS3s by Iamthewalrus · · Score: 3, Funny

    So for that price, I can buy 3 PS3s, or a PS3 with a large TV, or a PS3 with LOTS of titles.

    Not without a time machine, you can't.

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  7. Re:Thats a Llot of RAM... by Pax00 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hard Drive? Your first computer had a hard drive? man.. you were lucky.. I remember switching discs to play Bards Tale on a C64...

  8. Re:3 PS3s by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny
    So for that price, I can buy 3 PS3s, or a PS3 with a large TV, or a PS3 with LOTS of titles.

    Or 3 nice [see note] hookers.

    Note: The kind without a penis.

  9. Re:Quick comment and mirrors by geeber · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but it comes with a t-shirt! That makes all the difference!

  10. Re:Thats a Llot of RAM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Disks? Your first computer had a disk drive? man.. you were lucky.. I remember switching tapes to play Elite on my BBC Micro.

  11. Re:A $1000 video card? by EverDense · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually the market for the "size of my video card reflects the size of my penis" niche is bigger than you would expect

    Which is why I'm still running a full length CGA card.

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  12. Re:3 PS3s by EulerX07 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Around my parts, you could also buy around 50 cases of 24 beers. That's 1200 beers, enough to make your SNES look like the best machine ever for the next 100 days. You'll even get 8X AA/AF at no cost, and tons of gaussian blur.

    Then you'll need a new kidney.

  13. This'll be obsolete next month... by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't they at least sneak an Apple ][ or C64 onto the chipset just to shut the old timers up?! Well, of course it has more X than your first computer did. It's got your first computer in it.

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  14. Re:Thats a Llot of RAM... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Punch hole card tray? Your first computer had a Punch hole card tray? man.. you were lucky.. I remember having to get data off the 802.11g network on an Athlon 64 FX55 machine.

  15. Re:Thats a Llot of RAM... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Funny
    That video card has MORE ram memory then my first computers hard drive space.

    Back in my day, we had punch cards. And they weren't those fancy paper ones. Ours where made out of stone. If we made a mistake, you just didn't fill out another one. You had to walk 2 miles uphill to the rock quarry and cut another one. Kids these days.

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  16. Re:A $1000 video card? by CyberKnet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn ricers.

    Not content to read punch cards.

    Honestly, what is it with you guys and your "CRT Displays"?

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  17. Re:Thats a Llot of RAM... by Alioth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hard drive!? I had to use audio tapes and a tape recorder for my first computer's mass storage! The computer (a Sinclair ZX-81) had 1K of RAM which was shared between video memory and main memory.

    And I had to walk uphill to school both ways.

  18. nice by swansmt · · Score: 2, Funny

    One thousands dollars for +5 fps? I'm buying two.

  19. Re:A $1000 video card? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Funny

    What does it mean if you're running dual video cards in SLI?

    LK

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  20. Re:Quick comment and mirrors by Wile_E_Peyote · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, but it comes with a t-shirt! That makes all the difference!

    For that price it better come with a hooker and a bottle of whiskey.

  21. Upgrade an 486... by marciot · · Score: 2, Funny

    So this means I just plug this card in to an old 486 and I can run Windows Longhorn right on my graphics card's GPU and RAM, right?

    Seriously though, it would be neat if you could boot an operating system on a GPU and have it run without a main CPU installed on your motherboard.

    -- Marcio