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Fake Microsoft Patch Triggers Virus Attack

boarder8925 writes "eWeek reports: 'Like day follows night, a bogus cumulative update with a malicious attachment has followed Microsoft's patch day. In what has become a monthly staple, virus writers are taking advantage of the heightened public interest around Microsoft's patching cycle to trick users into executing a malicious attachment. The latest social engineering trick arrives via e-mail with an attachment that purports to be a 'cumulative patch' for May 2005.'"

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  1. Well... by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... at least that's what they tell us. But we all know that it actually was a cummulatice update, but they screwed it up.

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    1. Re:Well... by PsychicX · · Score: 3, Funny

      Porn dialers inside! See hot girl on girl action! Also includes all Microsoft virus updates! Keep your computer safe, with hot girl on girl action!

  2. This is why the "double standard" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is why when there's a security flaw in Firefox or the Mac people come out to say "thank gosh it was dealt with quickly, as usual."

    The situation with microsoft has reached a certain critical mass where there is no public awareness of an objective security reality.

    Here there be dragons. Beware.

    Undoubtedly a dozen comments will say something like "If users would just follow a few simple rules..." What is the trusted source for those simple rules now that the situation is so out of hand?

    Dark days indeed.

    1. Re:This is why the "double standard" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The simple rule is to know what you're doing, or, if you don't know what you're doing, have it done by someone you trust. People don't start working on their cars unless they know what they're doing. They have the maintenance done by a mechanic or an experienced friend. Yet somehow we think that computer maintenance should be done by complete ignorants. It's never going to work.

    2. Re:This is why the "double standard" by Smidge204 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What is the trusted source for those simple rules now that the situation is so out of hand?

      How about http://www.microsoft.com/ instead of your e-mail's inbox?
      =Smidge=

    3. Re:This is why the "double standard" by bigman2003 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Good point...

      BUT, I work in a small IT department- and we spend about 1/2 of our weekly meeting talking about how 'stupid' these users are.

      Not saying that I don't take part in the conversation...but I keep thinking to myself, "They aren't supposed to know this stuff, it isn't their job, it's OUR job."

      I really hate it when we get on our high-horses and look down at people because they don't know as much about the computer they use as we do. I would hope not, otherwise we would be some weak-ass IT people.

      I'm guilty to, and every IT person I have ever met is just as guilty. But when we need to purchase something, we walk over to the purchasing people and say 'I have no idea what I am doing, but I need to order this thing...' I wonder if when we leave, they all start laughing at us and call us a 'bunch of fucking idiots.'

      I hope so...because we have some real arrogant bastards in IT who really need to realize that nobody else really gives a damn about the difference between right-click and left click...

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    4. Re:This is why the "double standard" by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hey, normally-right-minded people ARE idiots, when they get behind a computer keyboard. Look what I got LAST WEEK. This was old (and lame) back in the '90s:
      This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.

      Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

      When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it ( If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.

      For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.
      It was hard explaining to the person who sent it to me that she wasn't going to make thousands of dollars (even with all the linkes to snopes, etc). She still wanted to know if perhaps it might be real this time.

      I forgot to ask her if she responded to any of those offers to help people launder their $20,000,000 from Nigeria.

    5. Re:This is why the "double standard" by Blkdeath · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The simple rule is to know what you're doing, or, if you don't know what you're doing, have it done by someone you trust. People don't start working on their cars unless they know what they're doing.

      Conversely, many people start working on cars to learn how to do it.

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    6. Re:This is why the "double standard" by bsander · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, but not when they need that car the next morning to get to work. They usualy just get a piece of junk to toy with.

    7. Re:This is why the "double standard" by Blkdeath · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Yeah, but not when they need that car the next morning to get to work. They usualy just get a piece of junk to toy with.

      To steer back towards the topic; how many home computers are vital to a person's livelyhood? How many of us learned much of our IT skills by breaking and subsequently fixing our own (read: our parents') home PCs?

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    8. Re:This is why the "double standard" by Filip22012005 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Similarly, I'm always a bit annoyed by people on Slashdot calling the less computer-savvy "Joe Luser". Come on! Here's a guy that didn't spend all of his friday nights behind his computer, and as a result has some difficulty with badly designed software. Why call him a Loser?

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    9. Re:This is why the "double standard" by DeadChobi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, I used to get spoof security patches from Microsoft.com about two years ago. It stopped happening when the spammer realised I wasnt clicking on any links. It really is old.

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    10. Re:This is why the "double standard" by bigman2003 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because many of the users are only using their computer to complete a task that is part of their bigger job.

      When I photocopy a set of manuals (that I wrote, just in case you were concerned with copyright...) in order to give a presentation, I put the paper in the copier and press 'start'.

      If it doesn't work the way it should, I take the originals out of the machine, and find a different copier that will work for me.

      I don't try to figure out what is wrong with the copier...or how to make booklets, instead of just stapled stuff. Or how to even print from my computer. Because I just don't care. I have enough stuff to think about that the copier should be something that doesn't require any thought at all.

      90% of the workforce feels the same way about their computer. We have people who are paid to edit books...and they know how to use all the advanced features in Microsoft Word far better than I would ever even dream of. But the moment there is a problem with their e-mail...they are lost.

      That's okay...because I can't punctuate correctly to save my life. But boy, I can make sure the e-mail server is functioning...

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    11. Re:This is why the "double standard" by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 2, Insightful

      BUT, I work in a small IT department- and we spend about 1/2 of our weekly meeting talking about how 'stupid' these users are.

      My personal guideline is as follows: any IT specialist, whatever his or her expertise may be, that cannot differentiate between "being stupid" and "not knowing much about computers" needs to be kept as far away from actual users as possible.

      I don't know why, but for some reason IT workers consider themselves as really special, as opposed to what they really are, the people that provide the tools for others to do their work with. Yes, a blacksmith that makes good hammers so a carpenter can build houses might be a skilled craftsman, but so is said carpenter. Someone who writes and maintains an applicatian to control finances isn't any more special than the accountant who uses it to actually control said finances.

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  3. How is this news? by shyampandit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder how slashdot posts stuff like this, which is very common thing, that has been done numerous times.

    Social Engineering is getting to be an easier way for the script kiddes to get more victims, as more people put SP,2 which has the firewall enabled by default and so the usual attacks dont work.

    1. Re:How is this news? by soloport · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, this is probably new. You may be forgetting one minor subtlety of previous announcements, look closer: "Genuine Microsoft Patch Triggers Virus Attack"

    2. Re:How is this news? by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Informative
      No, you should look closer. Like too many slashdot stories lately, the headline isn't exactly what one would call a model for journalistic accuracy.
      1. It wasn't a virus (it was a trojan in an email attachment, claiming to be a copy of the patch)
      2. It wasn't from Microsoft
      3. Its release wasn't triggered by Microsoft releasing a genuine patch. Check your spam filters - I'm sure most of us receive these "cumulative Microsoft patches" on a regular basis.
  4. The point is... by NineNine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    OK, we get it. Don't run random attachments that people you don't know email to you. Why is this news? I get probably a hundred emails with viral attachments daily. Is Slashdot somehow suggesting that this is Microsoft's fault in some bizarre, convoluted way?

    1. Re:The point is... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Don't run random attachments that people you don't know email to you.

      My clueless co-workers are constantly sending me MS Office formatted files which I am expected to blindly execute. Everybody else in the company does it and they look at me strangely for complaining.

      Because of the way the IE shell interface works there is no good way to distinguish between a document file and an executable made up to look like a document file.

      The people who run the Windows side of our network aren't worried. They point to the virus filters on email and say "nothing bad can get in, why worry?"

      Everybody is taught to run attachments. Nobody is taught not to.

    2. Re:The point is... by neil.pearce · · Score: 5, Informative

      Windows hiding extensions when it recognizes the file type? You can turn that off...

      Really?
      Try this...

      Create a file called dummy.txt.shs - then try and get Windows to display the .shs portion

      Also try .pif, .url, .shb, .mad and .mam

      The shell hides the extension, regardless of your view settings.

    3. Re:The point is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://www.winguides.com/registry/display.php/627/

      "Show Super Hidden File Extensions (All Windows) Popular"...
      "To remove the potential to hide files, open your registry and using the search function find each occurance of a value named "NeverShowExt".
      When this value is present the associated file extension will not be shown. To display the file extension highlight the "NeverShowExt" value and press Delete. Repeat this process for each extension you want to display. "

      What do I win??

  5. Nice confirmation of the fact... by dos_dude · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... that the best software in the world couldn't protect you from the stupidity of the guy in front of the monitor. Makes you wonder who is worse: Microsoft or their users?

    1. Re:Nice confirmation of the fact... by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      However, with a better security based system, [...]

      Like the one NT has had since 1993, you mean ?

      [...] the virus would be contained to user level processes and hopefully not compromise the system. The user would lose their crap.

      So they'd only lose the most important data ? I'm sure that would be comforting.

  6. Typical Slashdot FUD by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft try and help users by providing easily accessible patches and they get blasted for it. I installed this patch yesterday and my machine works just fin^&*%^$%#%&^ [NO CARRIER SIGNAL]

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  7. Stupid people by whackco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anybody still stupid enough to open attachements in emails like this DESERVE to get infected and have their harddrives ERASED.

    Better yet, too bad the virus can't mutate from electronic to biologic means, that might solve our problems.

    I see stupid people.

    1. Re:Stupid people by dos_dude · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anybody still stupid enough to open attachements in emails like this DESERVE to get infected and have their harddrives ERASED.

      Yeah. But the problem is that these people aren't having their harddrives erased, they have their machines turned into zombies so we don't run out of spam, bounces, and worms.

    2. Re:Stupid people by m50d · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why? They're just doing what they've been taught. They've been taught that anyone can use a computer (that's what all the MS advertising says). They've been taught that anyone can use the internet (that's what all the AOL advertising says). They've been taught that if they don't click yes at dialog boxes, things don't work (A very similar security warning is seen two or three times when logging in to hotmail. So users learn they're not serious) How can you blame them for simply doing what they've been taught?

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    3. Re:Stupid people by BenjyD · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But if they weren't so stupid and actually stopped to think for five seconds they might think "Hang on, how does Microsoft know my email address?"

    4. Re:Stupid people by Living+WTF · · Score: 2, Funny

      > But if they weren't so stupid and actually stopped to think for five seconds they might think "Hang on, how does Microsoft know my email address?"

      Perhaps they expect it to have been transmitted in the windows activation process, together with their creditcard info and their agreement to owe microsoft their firstborn son?

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  8. Patches by jokestress · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "When you're going down a path of destruction, you can keep putting patches on the tires - patch, patch, patch - but eventually the tire is going to burst."

    -- From an article on the imminent collapse of Zimbabwe, but it seemed germane to the thread...

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  9. DUH? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The comment made was SARCASTIC.

    Sarcasm is the making of remarks intended to sneer, jest, or mock the person referred to (who is normally the person addressed), a situation or thing. It is often used in a humorous manner and expressed through particular vocal intonations. This is often done by simply over-emphasizing the actual statement, or particular words of it.

    1. Re:DUH? by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 2, Funny

      The comment made was SARCASTIC.

      Nooo, I wasnt being sarcastic at all (!)

      Now i'm so confused that i'm not sure if i'm being sarcastic when talking about whether or not i'm being sarcastic :-\

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  10. Email Patch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    What, does it claim to be from Gates?
    Hey guys,

    it's Bill, again, we noticed some stuff was kinda screwed up, lol, but we fixed it. Here is the patch, ENJOY!

    -- Bill
  11. You know what'd stop lame social engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    In Gavin De Beckers book 'The Gift of Fear' he says that an effective way to stop assassins topping off high profile people is not to give them glorious media write ups. Bring 'em down a notch by stating what they are - savages who don't deserve civilization. Bruce Schneier talks about the same thing-publicity attacks. People who want attention. So stop paying attention to them.

    Now, I'm all for making public the attacks but I think we should start bagging out the actual attackers. Cmon, social engineering through an email? Sure it'll fool a few people, and a few people is all you need to bring down a network, but let's patronise these guys. They're fuckin' con men for pete's sake and lame conmen at that. The only people they're tricking is morons. I move for guys like this to be put down at every chance.

    Stop glorifying criminals!

    1. Re:You know what'd stop lame social engineering by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Informative

      In Gavin De Beckers book 'The Gift of Fear' he says that an effective way to stop assassins topping off high profile people is not to give them glorious media write ups.

      Well I have long held the opinion we spend far too much money particularly protecting politicians. I think we should spend less and if a few of them get knocked off they it will help to filter out the self serving interest bastards. They are supposed to be public servants, not divine personages and its not like they are irreplacable now is it.

      I dont think less media coverage will affect anything. Most assassins are not attention seekers. Some are professionals acting for vested interests, some are politically motivated, some act out of rage and some are just crazy. Few are interested in the media coverage.

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    2. Re:You know what'd stop lame social engineering by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Well I have long held the opinion we spend far too much money particularly protecting politicians. I think we should spend less and if a few of them get knocked off they it will help to filter out the self serving interest bastards.

      Iraq seems to be trying this approach. It doesn't appear to be improving the situation for the populace as a whole.

  12. "cumulative patch" by bogaboga · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cumulative patch? Now, that's a new term. Microsoft's ways are forcing us to get used to new terms in the computer field. Since this business of patching has become "business as usual" for M$, how about a new acronym for the procedure? I suggest cumpatch to stand for "cumulative patch".

  13. Waiting .... by MarksManB · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe this is the culmination of years of Microsoft tracking Forwarded Emails?? -I'm still waiting for my $5000 or Disney Vacation.

  14. With patches like this! by diablobsb · · Score: 4, Funny

    with patches like this....
    http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?Fa milyID=905b4d10-9cde-4d32-b576-c942d1375ceb&displa ylang=en

    it is very hard to tell which ones are for real....

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  15. Sandbox by datadriven · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If Outlook and Outlook Express ran in a sandbox it woud fix most of these issues wouldn't it?

  16. Re:2 Words by idonthack · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How is that off topic? ... No one gets the joke.. *sigh*


    If it seems like nonsense to a mod, it goes down. So.... I'm confused too.

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  17. My God, why do people still click on these posts? by LM741N · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We need an internet/computer Darwin awards, haha.
    After year of preaching to the converted, the converted are still only about 10%.

    Rob.

  18. Oh here we go again. Have a pop at MS by tobybuk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since when is it Microsoft's fault that people are duped into running this?

    Anything that mentions Windows here on slashdot results in a barrage of 'Linux' this and OSS that and how wonderful Firefox is etc etc.

    Well people, if Firefox ever reached the 90% usage that IE has exactly the same kind of scam would happen when a Firefox patch was issued.

    Am I the only one here over 21 and not still at school?

  19. Windows Automatic Update by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 2, Informative

    Users should just let Windows Automatic Update download security updates for them. It takes place in the background non-intrusively and users are notified when they are ready to be installed.

  20. wow.... by ecalkin · · Score: 2, Informative

    I tried this (with .shs). The extension is *not* shown. The icon is slightly different and the type is listed as scrap object. I can't think of a single user that I've ever supported that would notice the (slightly) different icon or that the type was not 'Text Document'.

    Even with clearing the 'Hide Extensions of...' box.

    Has anyone at MS ever explained *why* they do this?

    eric
    p.s. this was windows 2000. does this hold true for windows server 2003?

    1. Re:wow.... by CowboyMeal · · Score: 5, Informative

      Just tested on Windows Server 2003... .shs, .pif, .url, and .shb files exhibit this behavior. I do not have microsoft access installed, so the .mam and .mad files show up as normal.

      I looked a little more into it, and there is a NeverShowExt REG_SZ entry in the registry for each file type that does this. Here it is described in detail.

      I would suggest searching through the registry for NeverShowExt and deleting the occurrences you find under HKCR. Be careful editing your registry, do it only if you know what you're doing, etc.

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    2. Re:wow.... by raxxerax · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can stop this behavior. In the registry, there is a string value NEVERSHOWEXT associated with these file types. If you delete this key, the extension will display if known extensions are not set to be hidden.

      As to the question of why did Microsoft do this? Because they're freaking retards. It makes no sense to build a system that relies on extensions to differentiate types and then hide those extensions from the user.

      Anyway, hope this info helps.

  21. OT: "Social Engineering" by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny


    Is the tech world's redefinition of the term diluting its original meaning?

    It's interesting to note that the tech definition seems to be popularly eclipsing the traditional meaning (read the link above to see what I mean).

    A quick re-education for those under 30:

    RAM=male sheep
    ROM=Royal Ontario Museum
    Memory=something in your head
    Monitor= A heavily ironclad warship of the 19th century
    Mouse=rodent
    Snopes=William Faulkner character
    Slash=a cut or swinging move
    Dot=. or period

    Feel free to add your own examples, I've left many out just to spark creativity on a boring Saturday.

  22. Re:Oh here we go again. Have a pop at MS by pandrijeczko · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Since when is it Microsoft's fault that people are duped into running this?

    Microsoft are partially responsible.

    After all, where in all of their glossy ads for Windows XP, Office, etc. etc. does it mention that it's important to apply regular security updates, use a virus checker and never open attachments you don't trust?

    They're more than happy to sell the illusion of ease and simplicity to gullible idiots so it is as much their fault as it is Joe Sixpack's ignorance.

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  23. In other news... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Funny

    people gullible to believe Microsoft's "Get the Facts" campaign are just as gullible to download fake patches.

    w00t.

  24. I doubt it has to do with timing... by MadAnthony02 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, the techies who read slashdot (and other tech news) and who work on computers all day know that Microsoft released a bunch of patches, but I would guess the average user doesn't. I would certainly guess that someone who doesn't know enough not to click on executable attachments in email, and doesn't know that Microsoft doesn't email it's patches to user, would not know that MS released a bunch of patches.

    I think Slashdot has overestimated the cunning of the virus author and his timing..

    1. Re:I doubt it has to do with timing... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Interesting
      The fact is that Microsoft (and other companies as well) have time and time again said "We don't email updates/credit card requests/bank account requests/etcetera ad nauseum". People simply are not listening, and I'm not too sure how they will ever learn.

      Perhaps if ISPs started actually billing people when they spewed out viruses and spam, that might have some effect. It wouldn't have to be much, a couple of bucks maybe, but the point is, I don't think anything else is going to get it through the average user's head.

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  25. I've already installed... by mdurham · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...a cumulative patch for Windows. It's called Mac OS X.

  26. It's a much more general education thing by jesterzog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... that the best software in the world couldn't protect you from the stupidity of the guy in front of the monitor. Makes you wonder who is worse: Microsoft or their users?

    Not properly evaluating or understanding attachments that are sent via email is synonymous to not critically evaluating any information that's received... such as faithfully believing whatever happens to be published on the television evening news.

    Personally I'm not sure if it's so much a computer training issue. A lot of these problems might be solved in one go, if only the education system could focus a bit more on training people to be critical and cautious of all information that they receive.

    I'm not trying to imply that this is all the education system's fault, either. Society's just screwed up right now, and there are so many contradictory messages out that that completely undermine so much of what good education actually has to offer.