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Time Picks Top 100 Films

gollum123 writes "Time magazine on Monday published its list of 100 all-time favorite movies ranging from Charlie Chaplin's "City Lights" (1931) to Steven Spielberg's "Schindler's List" (1993) and 2003 computer-animated hit "Finding Nemo." But critics Richard Schickel and Richard Corliss snubbed several classics such as 1939's "Gone with the Wind". Almost half of the films were made outside the United States. Here is the full list."

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  1. Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    How did Revenge of the Sith get #1? George Lucas, are you up to no good?!?

    1. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wooboy, I bet you're a riot at parties.

    2. Re:Wait a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      All I want is world peace (and a blowjob)

  2. Wow, magazine doing movie ratings? by Pxtl · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's like an automatic flamewar.

    Oh, and Steven Spielberg Godwinned the Oscars.

  3. Wait a minute... by Motherfucking+Shit · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's "Debbie Does Dallas?" This list is rigged.

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    1. Re:Wait a minute... by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1, Funny

      And where is Gayniggers from Outerspace?

      Hey, I'm not a GNAA troll, I actually thought the movie was funny. In a bad, not funny sort of way.

    2. Re:Wait a minute... by youlikemonkeytennis · · Score: 2, Funny

      wow - your knowledge of deep throat is immense. You could be described as a "deep throat expert" :)

    3. Re:Wait a minute... by pcgabe · · Score: 2, Funny
      wow - your knowledge of deep throat is immense. You could be described as a "deep throat expert" :)
      See a need, fill a need. ;-)
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  4. Office Space?!?! by brxndxn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Office Space isn't on the list. Everyone involved in making that list deserves to die in a fire.

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    1. Re:Office Space?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Too harsh.

      I vote to move their desk to the basment and take away their stapler.

      Too weak? Okay, sic Terry Tate on them...

  5. Re:This type of list is good for getting hits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dude, you are so lol.

    Three kings? Topgun?!

    You obviously don't have a clue about real movies. I'm talking about Donnie Darko, A Beautiful Mind, The Exorcist,...

  6. Re:To kick off obligatory missing films... by Gallandro · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, it obviously isn't as good as you think it is since it didn't make The Definitive List of Good Movies. Thank you time magazine for telling me what really is good and entertaining in the wide world of movies!

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  7. Re:I heard about this already... by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Funny

    Methinks Joe used "objective" when he meant to use "subjective".
    Yes, that's what you think.

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  8. Blatant omissions? by sik0fewl · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't see Police Academys 1 through 7 on the list.

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    1. Re:Blatant omissions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You mean they finally got around to doing 1 through 3?

  9. WTF? by hawado · · Score: 5, Funny

    No Princess Bride... Inconcieveable!

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    1. Re:WTF? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 5, Funny

      No Princess Bride... Inconcieveable!

      You keep misspelling that word. I don't think it's spelled the way you think it's spelled.

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  10. Ridiculous list - no Terminator, Aliens, Matrix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That movie list is one of the worst that's ever been compiled. It's just some old geezer's nostalgia trip, and a very esoteric one at that, rather than a balanced list across time and genres.

    The Sci Fi genre has been particularly badly served, with just about the only sensible entry in the list being Blade Runner. How a top-100 list can possibly not feature any of Terminator, Aliens, or Matrix is completely beyond me.

    Crap, Time, very Crap.

  11. Re:The Ring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    In fact, I still kinda avoid manholes.
    We weren't talking about that kind of ring, but now that you brought it up, what do you mean "kinda?"
  12. Re:I Hate The United States by dustinbarbour · · Score: 2, Funny

    No worries.. America hates you.. not your country or fellow countrymen.. just you.. personally.

  13. Order by m85476585 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not in order! what kind of list is that?! How an I supposed to know if ROTS is better than Finding Nemo?

  14. Re:To hell with European leftish communist filmmak by damsa · · Score: 2, Funny
    Time is owned by AOL Time Warner. Time Warner bought out Turner, Turner in turn was founded by Ted Turner. Ted Turner was once married to Jane Fonda, who worked once with Jack Lemmon in The China Syndrome, who worked with Kevin Bacon in JFK who's movie Woodsman was shown at Canne.

    Obviously, there is a left wing conspiracy involving the assassination of JFK, Vietnam, AOL mind control CDS and snooty French people.

  15. what?! by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    no Incubus?

    it has william shatner!

    it was in esperanto!

    it has goat heads!

    this is a travesty...

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  16. You all have TOTALLY missed one by PenguinBoyDave · · Score: 5, Funny

    Smokey and the Bandit...a true classic that has been worthy of replay on WAY too many channels lately.

    For my money, nothing says classic movie like a story about a truck and a car going to get beer.

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  17. No Gigli??? by cpotoso · · Score: 4, Funny

    How come? :)

  18. Re:What a waste of "Time" by panaceaa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tuition/yr costs as much as a luxury car

    This one is especially awful. Luxury cars have become way too cheap. Seriously, if any family that can afford college can afford a luxury car, is it really a luxury anymore??

  19. Re:What a waste of "Time" by Dr+Kool,+PhD · · Score: 2, Funny

    America is booming, the economy is on the up swing, Iraq is a free democracy, there hasn't been a terrorist attack on American soil in years. All things considered, it's a great time to be an American. Meanwhile people like you are outraged over everything, telling us America is finished, telling us America is doomed, telling us that our country is evil. Time to put the suicidal pessimism away.

  20. Missing obviously best SciFi piece Contact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Given that there is Armageddon and no Contact, that makes this collection a total joke not to be taken seriously - no matter what financial excuse they had for that.

  21. Yes how about "Death Blow" or "Cry Cry Again"? by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean, I saw the bootleg and the camcorder work was a masterpiece!

  22. Re:Uh, I'm pretty sure it was a joke by 'nother+poster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, yes. We understand that very few people "get it" unless they either have the joke explained to them, or have the fact that it is supposed to be humerous telegraphed.

    Having a joke rely on the fact that 1. the reader at least quick scanned the backing material(the article) and that 2. they must actually THINK for a moment must not be allowed. If we require that then the terrorists have already won.

    (Notice there's no smiley? That means this is an attempt at droll sarcasm. It is an aquired taste in humor, and will most likely be modded as troll or flamebait. Since I have commited the sin of "explaining the joke" I am now going to hell. Thanks!)