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Roger Ebert Answers Star Wars Questions

pamri writes "Roger Ebert, in his weekly answer-man column, answers Star War related questions, chief among them being, why he gave the "Revenge of the Sith" 3.5 stars despite his criticism of the acting and whether George Lucas be faulted for violating his own work?"

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  1. I can understand by FidelCatsro · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The 3.5 for ROTS , it had really great action scenes and the plot was all together rather better than the previous two , unfortunatly the acting was kind of poor ,, but compared to the last two star wars films it really shines.

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    1. Re:I can understand by Stregone · · Score: 2, Insightful

      General Greivous had some pretty sweet fight scenes in the Clone Wars cartoon. IMO the cartoon was way better than all 3 of the new movies put together.

    2. Re:I can understand by Frequency+Domain · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ...the plot was all together rather better than the previous two...
      The plot had a hole you could drive a death star through without scraping chrome off the fenders.

      <SPOILER WARNING>

      When Vader got fried on the volcano planet Obi Wan just walked away. This is an act of extreme cruelty unworthy of a Jedi! Any Jedi worthy of the name would have put the poor lump of melted flesh out of its misery. This would have negated the existence of movies IV - VI.

    3. Re:I can understand by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's not a plot hole, that's just Obi-Wan making a bad choice.

      A plot hole his him not remembering ever owning a droid when R2 shows up at his home in the next movie claiming to be his property.

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  2. Re:Ebert: My Job is So Easy by screwthemoderators · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dude, chill. Your sense of humor is undermined by real bitterness. You have obviously turned to the Dark Side! Ebert is not spreading "Jedi lies," your mind has been twisted by the Dark side of the Force!

  3. Not Worth Reading by tommertron · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I got sick of reading Ebert's Answer Man column a long time ago. Most of the 'answers' defer to other people, or simply don't answer anything at all. Case in point, from the linked article:

    Q. There is a pants/no-pants continuity error in Padme's maternity getup when she arrives on the lava planet. How do such errors creep into movies made with such budgets and so many eyes checking and approving things?

    Mark Suszko, Springfield, Ill.

    A. I cannot recall this detail, but as you describe it, it certainly sounds like the kind of detail that should be noticed.

    Gee, thanks Roger... you really put your advanced film knowledge to good use there.

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  4. Re:Ebert: My Job is So Easy by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Translation: "Math is subjective. My job is so fucking easy."

    How about, "Using numbers to rate movies is subjective. That's part of the difficulty of this job." ?

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  5. Re:Ebert's just one of many by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    your wish may become true.
    Boxofficemojo is showing that on Friday ROTS was beaten out by "The longest yard".
    Way to go Sandler and Kid Rock.

    You know, I stood in the lines for both of the previous sequels for both tickets and seats, but I don't think I'm gonna see this one.
    And no, I won't torrent it either. I'm just not that interested in it, and know that Lucas couldn't present a believable story about the origins of Darth Vader...

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  6. Re:My Favorite Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    yup! George Lucas is a terrorist.

    How dare he retell the repeated historical saga of how democracies are destroyed by bad leaders who manufacture war and exploit the fear that results. ..to have people applaud while their rights, lives, property and generally the progress of their civilization are all robbed from them.

    The movie is good because for once it's a little more serious and socially relevant than the previous two. I wish Ebert would just say that.

  7. Oh Please! The algorithm for a movie critic is ... by wowbagger · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Oh Please! The algorithm for a movie critic is simple.

    First, you ask yourself "Was this film made for movie critics?" - in other words, lots of "character development" (i.e. pointless talking that does not REALLY develop the character), lots of "stunning camera work" (e.g. artsy shots of rotting fruit), and so on. If yes, then you blither on about the film, and how it is a shame that nobody in "the mainstream" will "get it" - thus assuring your street cred with other movie critics. The people who make your column pay (the common man) won't care. Next movie.

    Failing that, you ask yourself "Is this film likely to be a popular success?" - such as a Terminator movie, or Back to the Future. If so, you give it a good review, so that the people who actually make your column a success won't stop reading you. It won't hurt your movie critic street cred: the other movie critics will understand - they will be doing the same thing. Next movie.

    Lastly, if there is some question as to whether the movie will be a success, you do one of two things: You either give it
    • a glowing write-up but a poor numerical rating, or
    • a high numerical rating but a poor write-up.
    That way, you are covered no matter what: if the movie is a success, you point to your glowing review (or high rating), and say "See! I told you this was a good movie!". If it is a total flop at the box office, you point to your poor rating (or bad review), and say "See! I told you this was going to be a flop!" Either way, you conveniently ignore the part of your review that was incorrect.

    So, Ebert just did the third option: he knows the movie will be a box office success, but he doesn't know what the fans will say after they've seen the movie, especially a few months afterwards, when the blush is off the rose. So, he gives the movie a good numerical rating, but then gives it a poor review. So, right now, when the movie is popular, he can point to the high rating and say "See! I know what I am talking about - you want to read ALL my reviews, and my web site, and my books, and....". Months from now, when rationality rears its unwelcome head and people start saying "Yes, the visuals were stunning, but I've heard more convincing delivery of dialog in pornos" he can point to his text reviews and say "See! I know what I am talking about - you want to read ALL my reviews, and my web site, and my books, and....".

  8. Re:Ebert's just one of many by learn+fast · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I watched some of the originals (originals, mind you -- VHS and everything) this weekend. Conclusion: I didn't enjoy them as much having seen the first 3. They were actually made worse by the prequels.

    The backstory between Vader and Obi-wan was much, much more interesting to have to imagine yourself than Lucas' fluid, undulating, oscillating animation and flat story, characters and acting.

    You know what? The special effects in the original, non-special edition Star Wars movies looks cheesy. You know what? It doesn't matter. I don't care that I can't see the ice creature on Hoth very well. Does the fact that we can't see Vader's ships landing on Hoth affect our enjoyment of the movie? No! You know what? HUMAN IMAGINATION IS BETTER THAN ANY CGI. If you can imply something, fine, sometimes it's actually as good as spending a cajillion dollars on the CGI.

    What imagination needs is compelling, interesting characters. And story. If you can make the audience want to imagine the characters, they will. And that's as good, if not better, as rendering the same thing in CGI.

    The prequels made the characters worse. Pah.

    Someone needs to go back in time to 1986 QUICK and kill George Lucas. OR, for the faint of heart, convince him that it would be really cool if he made the prequels using ONLY 1978 technology. I guarantee that would have made a much more interesting movie.

  9. Re:Ebert Overlooked Major Inconsistency by avalys · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How is that significant? It makes absolutely no difference to the story, it's just a petty quibble about a minor detail.

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  10. Re:Use the Force, Ebert! Dark City by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To be fair, 1998 was a dismal year for movies.

    Sure, there was Saving Private Ryan, but otherwise? Yikes!

    Shakespeare in Love won the Oscar that year, in spite of being one of the shittiest movies Miramax ever made. Other movies that year included:

    Bullworth
    Patch Adams
    Godzilla (US Version)
    Armageddon
    Deep Impact

    Need I go on?

    Dark City was a very good movie in a year which only saw two or three very good movies.

    And yes, he does focus on cinematography. He's said many times that film is not a mere storytelling medium. It's also a work of art crafted with light and sound.

    Otherwise, there would be no "film buffs", and everybody would be perfectly happy watching all movies on 13" TV sets.

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  11. Re:Ebert Overlooked Major Inconsistency by Vertdang · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Apparently, the power source (possibly the batteries) is located in the torso.

    While your assumption is interesting, it's not necessarily correct. The difference between being shot by a plasma weapon (that uses excited gasses... as opposed to a phaser, which is modulated light) is energy overload. Perhaps the blaster shorted 3p0's head, where an impact would not.

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  12. Tired of anti-movie pop bashing by Paradox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is a whole subculture these days just for people who dislike movies because they have the potential to be popular, and this entire Slashdot thread seems like the embodiment of that.

    When I went to see the movie, my entire experience was completely ruined by hecklers. People who went on opening night with the sole purpose of making fun of the movie. Laughing at Palpatine's makeup, booing when Anakin first appears, shouting "LOG!" whenever Padme shows up.

    Everyone here is so quick to dismiss the movie on the simple things (like if Samuel delivered his lines well) or tries to focus on bad interpretations of the themes (oh yeah, G. Lucas hates women because Padme is ineffectual in the last movie) or claim that the movie was high-schoolish (erhem, this is Star Wars, what did you expect?). People who complain this movie is campy seem to forget that the Star Wars trilogy is part of what helped us define what campy meant. It wouldn't be true to its roots if it didn't sound campy!

    I wish people could just accept movies for what they are, appreciate the hard work that went into them, and enjoy them. Given the cost of movie tickets today. If you aren't ready to enjoy the movie, why fork over your $10 for it in the first place?

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    1. Re:Tired of anti-movie pop bashing by Malcreant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't dislike movies because they are popular or because I belong to some special "subculture". I dislike movies that waste my time and money with dumb dialog, wooden acting, predictable plots and irrelevant special effects. A bad movie is not just a $10 loss. It also costs time, more money, and lost expectations. I don't think it's unreasonable to expect to be entertained after setting aside a couple hours of your life, paying exorbitant ticket prices, battling traffic, paying the babysitter, etc. After a lifetime of watching movie studios cater to the lowest common denominator because the test screening subjects "just didn't get it" I have become incredibly critical of bad movies. It's not MY fault. It's the fault of the studio execs who can't see past their spreadsheets or appreciate the fact that movies are an important part of many people's lives. Believe it or not, some people even appreciate them as the art form they SHOULD be, not just a way to waste some time and money. How can I not help but feel ripped off when I am a quarter of the way into a movie and the entire plot becomes painfully obvious. Is it too much to ask for an original plot? Is it too much to ask to be able to become emotionally involved in a movie? Dumb dialog and bad acting only serve to rip a viewer out of the fantasy of a movie and back into reality. You are wrong in labeling this a subculture. You are right in recognizing that there are many dissatisfied movie fans.

  13. Re:Use the Force, Ebert! Dark City by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    To be even fairer: 1998 was a pretty good *movie* year, just a (presumably) crap *American* one. 1998 saw some wonderful Asian flicks for instance, et cetera.

  14. Re:But by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Insightful
    How about if I change a few words ...
    Die Hard was mediocre writing at its best.

    Revenge of the Sith was mediocre writing at its worst

    Die Hard was fun. RotS was another f-word entirely.
  15. Re:Ebert's just one of many by Thenomain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I didn't enjoy [the original Star Wars movies] as much having seen the first 3.

    I've been thinking something like this, myself. When someone said, "We should see all six movies in the order they were meant to be seen," I surprised myself by snapping out, "No!"

    Part of what made the original three movies enjoyable was the mystery and the discovery through the characters. Either Darth Vader/Luke Skywalker encounter is not as tense if you know what to expect. Okay, so we know now, but experiencing the story through the characters themselves it's nice to watch their actions and reactions change.

    Yeah, we're not talking Citizen Kane, here, but watching the original series first then the prequels are the only way I could imagine watching Star Wars, if I was going to. The prequels are largely an explanation of the original movies. The way it's "meant" to be watched? 4-5-6, 1-2-3 for me, thanks.

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  16. Oh, come on. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 3, Insightful

    OR, for the faint of heart, convince him that it would be really cool if he made the prequels using ONLY 1978 technology.

    Come on. Lucas invented most of the technologies used to make the original Star Wars. He founded companies to provide the sound and special effects that he wanted - and now you complain that he's too focused on the special effects?

    Please. Star Wars was always about special effects and nothing else. I remember an entire issue of Time magazine discussing how Lucas had revolutionized the industry with his use of computer controlled models to automate the stop-motion techniques already in use. I remember articles discussing the chess game between Chewbacca and R2D2 and how Lucas created the effect and whether such a thing could actually exist.

    Lucas took the state of the art, pushed it to it's utter limits and beyond. Stop judging them as an adult and watch them in the manner they were meant to be watched - with the eyes and heart of child.

  17. I have the feeling that Slashdot is full of people by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 2, Insightful

    who need to revisit their childhood homes - just so they can feel the shock and realization of how small they look now compared to how big they seemed then.

    That might give them the perspective they need to enjoy Ep3 for what it is instead of complaining that it doesn't measure up to something that actually never was.

  18. 1,2,3 and "the acting" by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hear complaints about the acting so much, but I got news for you all: episodes 4,5,6 weren't exactly monuments in film-acting history either. It's star wars. It's cheesy. It's fun. Get used to it.

    1. Re:1,2,3 and "the acting" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      People are complaining because this time its a case of good actors going bad..

    2. Re:1,2,3 and "the acting" by Kid_Korrupt · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The difference is, is that 4-6 were overacted, and 1-3 were underacted. Yes we get some real cheese from 4-6, but in the end we still felt an emotional connection to the characters. Because it was a great story, and had some really great moments. Ep 4-6 even had *gasp* good acting in it.

      1-3 was like watching a group of actors read from their script as if they had just seen it for the first time. It was terrible, there wasnt one moment when I felt interested in anything that was going on with the characters.

      I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the original 3 were not meant to be cheesy. The cast were a bunch of unknowns and this really shows in episode 4. But Ep 4 was fun so we can forgive them. The quality of acting took a huge leap for Ep 5, and that one is arguably the best of the 6. But look at 1-3, they are cheesy on purpose. We get Jar-Jar and those stupid trade federation robots, that act like a non-stop comedy troop. Its as if the whole series is a big joke.

      Ep 4-6 are classic movies, that will be remembered for a long time. 1-3 were garbage and will not be revered like the original series.

  19. Re:The Bell Curve? by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Moviemakers used to put really fake sounding riccochet sounds whenever bullets were fired in films. eventually everyone saw through it and now you very rarely see the same.

    At one time, it was thought that especially serious movies should have some kind of comic relief, either a character that's so stupid you wonder how he breathes or some kind of happy fun dance at the end. This appears campy by today's standards.

    Today films have ever more realistic special effects and are getting better at avoiding the pitfals of terminally stupid characters. (except lucas ;pasdlkfja)

    The fad today seems to be 'Accessable language' no attempt is made at proper english (USAian or UKian). Instead, popular idioms are used who's meaning is obvious and far from deep. One half expected yoda to say, "Palpatine, grass your ass is" Which sounds forceful and meaningful the first time around, but leaves a sour taste in the mouth on further viewings. Padme talking to anikin about stress is another. It only served to remind me how much better Lady Macbeth's dialog was in shakespeare's play. Yes, real people talk like that all the time, but real people also go to bars and talk about 'them titties' that just walked by. Neither is good storytelling.

    My only real complaint with ep III was the horrible dialog. It would almost be better to watch the film karaoke style than listen to the meaningless drivel that spews from apparantly intelligent mouths. (You expect JarJar to speak ignorantly, but the leader of the Jedi Council?)

    I definately agree that the "first three" serve to make the universe and events of the "original three" seem smaller and less significant.

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  20. Re:Funeral Procession by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The real question is: Why did Obi Wan have to talk Yoda into training Luke? Why not 'Waiting for you, I have been. Late you are; your training we must start.' What's with the 'no, he's too old' stuff?

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  21. Re:But by ePhil_One · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Die Hard as well as Revenge of the Sith was written mediocre at best.

    Given the quality of writing in your post, you're clearly an expert in the English language. But I digress

    Die hard was well written. It understood its medium and its audience, there were no painful moments of dialog where our hero broke into long winded speeches about man's inhumanity to man, no oddly placed iambic pentameter. It had a simple but classic plot, a NY cop trying to come to grips with his wife's success, goes through an ordeal where he learns how much he really loves his wife.

    I've actually seen quite a bit of foreign cinema, and seen very little to make me non US movies are better written than our in general. Are you judging it based on the .05% of foreign films that make it to the US general release? The cream of teh cream of the crop? Or perhaps you are judging based on the fact that they follow different cultural norms? I was a bit shocked to watch a Japanese film whose moral lesson was "Its the kids fault, had he listened to his adoptive family and done what the state wanted hime to do he and his sister would be alive and happy to day. Conform or be miserable!" But I've also seen horrible French, Italian, Soviet, Polish, and Korean cinema.

    Or perhaps you're refering to outside Hollywood projects such as "In the Bedroom", a dull, painfully slow moving work that rivals the infamous "Manos: Hands of Fate" for five minute riding in cars peering out the windows segements. Its bad when the high point of a movie is watch the toll bridge guy run around in circles again to move the bridge, punctuated by self-indulgent lines like "It comes in waves, and then nothing... like a rest in music - no sound, but so loud."

    Is "Die Hard" superlative writing, like Shakespere's Saint Crispin's Day speech in Henry V? Heck no. It neither tries to be nor should it be.

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  22. People take Star Wars sequels too seriously by beforewisdom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The original Star Wars movie was a fairly ordinary space opera that any mediocre writer could have written. The acting, dialog, and story have always been appropriately criticized.

    However, the original Star Wars had ground breaking special effects. The special effects were not only a cut above the state of art at the time, they were a flight of stairs above the state of the art at the time.

    It took tremendous talent to pull that off and George Lucas had it. The movie blew people from all walks of life away. It made Lucas rich enough to complain about Bill Gates playing his stereo too loud and elements of Star Wars have become an enduring part of the culture.

    No critic can take any of that away.

    However all of that was nearly 30 years ago.

    Once people become accustomed to a certain quality of special effects it is no longer enough to entertain them, to blow them away.

    People remember being blown away by the original Star Wars, that is why they keep going to see the sequels. They are hoping for that same experience.

    Most of the time mere mortals, if they get to make a huge splash, only get to do so once.

    It is unlikely that George Lucas will make a movie again that will break ground in cinematic special effects with the same magnitude that the original Star Wars did.

    It is also unlikely that at this stage in his life he will sprout new talent for writing an directing _stories_. It can happen, some writers, actors, directors etc have started late in life, but it is rare.

    A slashdot article earlier this week suggested that someone other than Lucas might make another Star Wars movie.

    That could be the most awesome thing that would happen. The special effects are here. If someone could attach that to the devastating writing, acting and directing talent that is out there we would have a film that could blow people totally away like the original Star Wars did all those years ago in the 1970s.

  23. Re:Funeral Procession by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, I think you've done an excellent job retro-conning the concept.

    Myself, I'd say that Obi-Wan and Yoda didn't want Luke to know that he had this grand role to play; they were more or less using him for their own devices. Which is understandable, in war and what not. Note that Vader later plays on this to try to divide Luke from Obi and Yoda.

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