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Cold Fusion in a Breadbox Instead of a Bottle

rawbytes writes "For the last few years, mentioning cold fusion around scientists has been a little like mentioning Bigfoot or UFO sightings. After the 1989 announcement of fusion in a bottle and the subsequent retraction, the whole idea of cold fusion seemed a bit beyond the pale. But that's all about to change. A very reputable, very careful group of scientists at the University of Los Angeles (Brian Naranjo, Jim Gimzewski, Seth Putterman) has initiated a fusion reaction using a laboratory device that's not much bigger than a breadbox, and works at roughly room temperature. This time, it looks like the real thing." From the article: "Scientists have gotten fusion to occur in the laboratory before, but for the most part, they've tried to mimic conditions inside the sun by whipping hydrogen gas up to extreme temperatures or slamming atoms together in particle accelerators. Both of those options require huge energies and gigantic equipment, not the sort of stuff easily available to build a generator. Is there any way of getting protons close enough together for fusion to occur that doesnt require the energy output of a large city to make it happen? The answer, it turns out, is yes."

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  1. macromedia by bano · · Score: 2, Funny

    it took me a second to figure out why a macromedia product was even coming in a bottle in the first place

  2. Re:I'll believe it... by nurhussein · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does a duplicate post count?

  3. Christian Science Monitor to the rescue by TheTranceFan · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's a good thing we've got the Christian Science Monitor's crack staff of writers to help us with the complicated moral issues:

    "...fusing two hydrogen nuclei together to get helium, famously powers our sun (good), as well as hydrogen bombs (bad)."

    1. Re:Christian Science Monitor to the rescue by Reverend528 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The frogurt is also cursed (bad).

  4. What next? by Cally · · Score: 4, Funny
    Xbox 360 -> PPC
    Apple -> Intel
    Transmeta go out of business
    Cold fusion

    What the hell can happen next? My money's on Bill Gates being found dead with a grapefruit up his arse up a crack whore alley...

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    1. Re:What next? by gclef · · Score: 4, Funny

      Debian will release stable...oh, wait.

    2. Re:What next? by Mutilated1 · · Score: 2, Funny
      My money's on Bill Gates being found dead with a grapefruit up his arse up a crack whore alley...
      Well we can wish can't we ?
    3. Re:What next? by Killer+Napkin · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess that means we're just waiting on Duke Nukem. Come on 3D Realms, the pigs are flying, hell froze over, and we don't even have a demo yet!

  5. OMG by c0ldfusi0n · · Score: 5, Funny

    OMG, I'm on slashdot!!

    /sorry
    //had to

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    1. Re:OMG by loconet · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, seems like you are actually in a Breadbox.

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  6. Old news by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    McGuyver did this in Ep. 26 with a matchbox, two cotton buds, a filling from his tooth and some scotch tape.

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  7. Dammit Scotty! by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:

    Instead of using high temperatures and incredible densities to ram protons together, the scientists at UCLA cleverly used the structure of an unusual crystal.

    That crystal wouldn't happen to be Dilithium would it?

  8. Pyrofusion CPU by CyberGarp · · Score: 2, Funny

    And here I thought pyrofusion was what happened to a slashdotted CPU...

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  9. Re:I'll believe it... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can they fuse something other than deuterium? Helium, lithium maybe? Don't some of the other elements have interesting fusion properties? (Seem to remember that boron would produce some sigificant voltage in the form of beta radiation).

    I've got a much better solution to their problem. Just add some U-235 to the mechanism. Say, about 51kg. If my calculations are correct, that should fix their energy production problems in no time flat! ;-)

  10. Re:Cool. by mahdi13 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and I knew I was in trouble when I missed hitting the 'preview' button! :(
    I'll go back to not posting for a couple months again...

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  11. Re:I'll believe it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    We're halfway there - it's had multiple Slashdot articles. Slashdot is peer-reviewed, right?

  12. Duke? by doublem · · Score: 2, Funny

    Duke Nukem Forever goes on sale?

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  13. Re:Cautious but optimistic by irm · · Score: 2, Funny

    We have a slightly-puritanical mindset that we have to work for everything. Yeah. It's called "The Second Law of Thermodynamics", or more commonly, "There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch".

  14. Re:It's a triplet, actually... by Rei · · Score: 2, Funny

    Judging from slashdot, we can at least say that this method is reproducible. :)

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  15. Indeed not. by uberdave · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is this the first tripe article ever!br>br> No, most of the articles on slashdot are tripe. Yet for some reason we all keep coming back.