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World's Biggest Hacker Held
Hieronymus Howard writes "The London Evening Standard is reporting that the "worlds biggest computer hacker" has been arrested in London.
Gary McKinnon, 39, was seized by the Met's extradition unit at his Wood Green home.
The unemployed former computer engineer is accused of causing the U.S. government $1 billion of damage by breaking into its most secure computers at the Pentagon and NASA. He is likely to be extradited to America to face eight counts of computer crime in 14 states and could be jailed for 70 years. Apparently he broke into U.S. military computers to hunt for evidence of a UFO cover-up."
I don't believe that this guy is the world's biggest hacker. Have you seen Cowboy Neal??? Now that's big!
This guy was looking for UFOs. In Soviet Russia, UFOs look for you!
We all know that if he was an uber-hacker he would have created a Beowulf cluster of all the computers he hacked.
One billion in damages? That number has to be inflated. (Actually the article says 570000 pounds which is only about 1 Million US dollars according to my currency calculator)
If you do $1 Billion worth of damage just to look for UFO conspiracy information, you deserve to be locked up.
Although this could help his insanity plea.
The police have apologized to his mother for kicking in her door, but it was the only way they could reach the basement.
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OMG, they finally caught JeffK!?
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He wasn't onto anything. He found nothing. Nothing at all. He did not hack into our databases or steal information. Never happened. Never.
goes by the name of 'Brasky'. i'd say he's about 8'5", 750 pounds.
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Is this the MPAA? Is this the RIAA? Is this the DMCA? I thought it was the USA!
Not bigger than Kim Schmitz, surely.
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Duh . . .
He compromised over 3 Libraries of Congress worth of information, which costs the government such a large amount of money that, if stacked in $20 bills, it would be the size of four Volkswagen beetles. And if you don't know that it takes 1/4 billion in twenties to equeal a Volkswagen bug, then turn in your nerd card at the door.
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If he was really smart he would have broken into the alien computer system via the link in...ah, forgot I ever said that.
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If you call any of your doors the "hole" you might want to get your contractor to come and fix it anyway.
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Free on bail + facing 70 year sentence = run awaaaaaay! run awaaaaaay!
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It's a good thing he didn't download Eminem songs as well. Then he would have been in deep shit.
Cyric Zndovzny at your service.
Don't be too sad for him, he got his wish. He's about to be far more involved with anal probing.
That must be it. Here's a picture of him.
But why is the rum gone?
Sure, that's true! Last year I was standing next to a house, smoking some weed, when I lost my balance, tripped, and fell through a window! I thought I might as well crash there, so I took a nap in the owner's bed.
. . . Halliburton has won a no-bid contract from the Bush administration to fix the "$1 billion" of damages.