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Simpsons Film in Preproduction

93,000 writes "According to Yahoo news, a Simpsons feature film is now in preproduction. In TFA, Nancy Cartwright is quoted as saying "We've just done the table read for The Simpsons movie, so although we've been promoting that we're going to do it, now we're actually doing it and are in production . . ." Also from TFA: "'They are working on hammering out a script, but there's no title or production date or release date,' studio spokeswoman Antonia Coffman told E! Online Wednesday. 'We always wanted the show to end first but it just keeps going. Now they've worked out a team to simultaneously do [both the film and show].'""

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  1. No script? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    D'oh!

    1. Re:No script? by OneEyedFool · · Score: 2, Funny

      I bet it'll make lots of "Doh!" mmm, Dough... arglarglearlge

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    2. Re:No script? by Trollstoi · · Score: 2, Funny

      No script? Hmmm. That sounds more like a Seinfeld movie...

    3. Re:No script? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny



      Ha Ha!

    4. Re:No script? by spizkapa · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe it's because with every idea they come up with, a little 8-year old kid shouts: "Simpsons did it!"

  2. Hey!!! by notnAP · · Score: 3, Funny

    I Got First Pos....

    D'OH!!!!

    1. Re:Hey!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Old and Busted: quoting Men in Black.

      New Hotness: not quoting Men in Black.

  3. Simpsons Movie??? by dbleoslow · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's unpossible!!!

    1. Re:Simpsons Movie??? by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Funny

      It sounds perfectly cromulent to me.

  4. Table read without script? by Tjoppen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you familiar with the old robot saying "DOES NOT COMPUTE"?

    Oops, wrong show...

  5. SPOILERS: Here's the plot outline by theurge14 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The movie begins with the same theme song sequence as the show, the family ends up in the living room staring at the TV, but the TV is missing. A road trip begins as the Simpsons search for their missing TV. Their search takes them across deserts, to the Hoover Dam, in the trunks of cars, and ends up in Washington DC, all while being chased by cops and robbers. By the end of the trip, they finally find their TV and they go home. /err wait

    1. Re:SPOILERS: Here's the plot outline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      Bart gets in trouble in school for misbehaving and it's the last straw. The Principal Skinner brings in the doctor who invented Focussyn proposes giving Bart a neural implant to curb his reambunctiousness by shocking him. The kids sneak into the new Itchy and Scratchy movie and pick up some really obnoxious behavior from it. Their parents blame the producers of "The Itchy and Scratchy Movie", who are Cananadian, and Springfield ends up going to war with Cananadia. And there's some damn sub-plot with Satan and George Bush being secret homosexual lovers.


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  6. obMisquote by yotto · · Score: 4, Funny

    South Park did it!

    1. Re:obMisquote by antiMStroll · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now we're talking, a South Park / Simpsons movie along the same lines as Aliens vs. Predators.

  7. at last, I'll live out a lifelong dream! by way2trivial · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've finally found a movie to camp out for a week in advance in order to watch it!

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  8. I'm surprised they're going 24fps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    As I would have thought that puts a terrible strain on the animator's wrist.

  9. Lets hope the show ends soon... by imrec · · Score: 0, Funny

    cause i'm running out of disk space!

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  10. Download IT! by quibbs0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey it's already available on Bit Torrent!!! And the script has already been converted to PDF. Ok just kidding.

  11. Casting by hopethisnickisnottak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Homer - Arnold Schwarzenegger ("D'Oh - I'll be bach")
    Marge - That redhead from Suddenly Susan
    Lisa - The actor who was Frodo Baggins
    Bart - Jeremy Irons
    Maggie - Who cares? Stick a pacifier into someone's mouth and bob's your uncle
    Ned Flanders - Bruce Willis
    His wife - Angelina Jolie
    His kids - Don't care
    Apu - Amitabh Bachchan
    Montgomery Burns - Anthony Hopkins
    Crusty the Clown - Michael Jackson
    Sideshow bob - Robert Miles
    The police chief - Michael Moore
    His son - George W. Bush
    Principal Skinner - Robert Redford
    Mayor of Springfield - John Malkovich

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    1. Re:Casting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > Arnold Schwarzenegger ("D'Oh - I'll be bach")

      He didn't go that far back in time.

      "You be Handel."

    2. Re:Casting by hopethisnickisnottak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oops ...
      Forgot the following ...

      Sean Connery - The Scottish Janitor
      Ted Kennedy - Barney (the drunk)
      Michael Caine - Moe

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    3. Re:Casting by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "The Comic Book Guy - William Shatner"

      I heard Slashdot was hosting tryouts for this part.

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    4. Re:Casting by lofidan · · Score: 2, Funny
      > Bart - Jeremy Irons

      Jeremy's... Iron.

  12. I couldn't have said it better myself by Muddie · · Score: 2, Funny

    We always wanted the show to end first but it just keeps going.

    My thoughts exactly.

  13. meh.... by Prod_Deity · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll probably wait to watch it on DVD, while enjoying freshly picked Tomacco.

  14. Exxxcelllent... by nobodyman · · Score: 3, Funny
    For convenience, please be so kind as direct your posts to the parent that fall under the following themes.
    • The Simpsons jumped the shark
    • The Simpsons has always sucked
    • The Simpsons went downhill ever since [insert writer/co-producer/actor] left/joined the show.
    • The Family Guy is much, much better
    • Links to the goatsxe guy


    Thank you.
  15. disgust by deszaras · · Score: 3, Funny

    Rest assured I was on the internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.

  16. Re:So what's going to be the big draw to this? by the_weasel · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, family visits you.

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  17. Re:Jumping the Shark by PakProtector · · Score: 5, Funny

    /. jumped the shark when we had our first dupe.

    I feel sorry for the ten people who were here to witness the end of an era.

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  18. Re:Why won't they just let it die? by kosmicki · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't all meat cooking necro-cooking? ;)

  19. Re:It's already released on torrent! by iminplaya · · Score: 2, Funny

    Holly shit!

    Let's hope she made it the bathroom. And wouldn't "Ay caramba!" be more appropriate?

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  20. Re:Jumping the Shark by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thanks for telling me what my UID was, I was completely unaware of the proximity to the 700 thousand in my example and thus the humour therein. And how convenient that the poster who was complaining about the phrase and to which I replied had a UID of 721795. I guess what with being British, I expect people to acknowledge subtle, self-deprecating humour without needing to add JOKE tags.

    Oh and thanks for the keen observation about my current social and working situation as well as the genius of linking UID to age and maturity. If you represent the archetypal Slashdot 'golden-oldie' then perhaps I feel glad that I didn't register until I did. I'm sure such a venomous comment is really indicative about how much of a 'winner' you are.

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  21. The Simpsons movie has 53 percent new footage! by Raspberry · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can't believe no one has posted that episode reference yet.

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  22. Re:We always wanted the show to end... by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Funny

    > And characters are sooo flat.

    Well it *is* animation, after all...