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After College, What Type of Jobs Should One Seek?

Posted by Cliff on from the first-steps-in-a-career dept.

Sushant Bhatia asks: "I'm coming to the end of my Masters degree, and I'm on the prowl for jobs. However, there are so many types out there it's just overwhelming for someone who's never had to go through the job-hunting process before. So, what should I do? Should I go for a full-time, contract, half-time, or something else? Also, what kind of position should a person with a Master's in Computer Science be looking for (other than dish washer)? I've been looking at senior software developer positions, but is that too high up the ladder for someone 'fresh' to cope with? My current manager (research lab) says that 'You should always find a job that is above your skill level so that you can learn and be challenged.' I think he's right, but is that something Slashdot readers agree with? What was your job coming out of university?"

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  1. Master's in Computer Science, eh? by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hear Wal-Mart is always looking for shelf stockers

    1. Re:Master's in Computer Science, eh? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny
      Also, it may be helpful to memorize this phrase:

      "Do you want fries with that?"

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    2. Re:Master's in Computer Science, eh? by PakProtector · · Score: 4, Funny

      /me coughs

      It's "Hi. I have a BS in Liberal Arts. Would you like Fries with that?"

      Oh, and before you try it: Wrong kind of BS.

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      man: no entry for woman in the manual.
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    3. Re:Master's in Computer Science, eh? by zapp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not to nitpick, but BS is Batchelor of Science

      You mean a BA (Batchelor of Arts)..

      unless of course, you mean bullshit degree ;)

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    4. Re:Master's in Computer Science, eh? by RickPartin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually Wal-Mart has a very advanced inventory management system. Headquarters knows within minutes when you buy a candy bar even. I'm sure they have tech jobs available.

      Just doing my duty to apply logic to Slashdot comments that don't ask for it.

    5. Re:Master's in Computer Science, eh? by rs79 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "'You should always find a job that is above your skill level so that you can learn and be challenged.'"

      So do the computer thing as a hobby and become a plumber. From a lot of the code I've seen out there, plumbing would be a good step up and challenging.

      As a plumber you'll be the richest guy in your city. And you'll know how to fix your own toilet. Never hire a programmer than can't fix a toilet (ref: US Army study in the 70s).

      Either way you'll be putting up with the same shit from different assholes. So what's the difference?

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    6. Re:Master's in Computer Science, eh? by Tassach · · Score: 2, Funny
      But I hear the company is one of those very religious, stick-up-their-ass type. You don't want to work for them, that's for sure.
      Unless you happen to be a very religious, stick-up-your-ass type, in which case you'll fit right in.
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    7. Re:Master's in Computer Science, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Nonono... BA = Bachelor of Attendance

  2. Learn people skills by halcyon1234 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or learn "would you like fries with that?"

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    1. Re:Learn people skills by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 4, Funny

      And don't forget that most people want extra ketchup packets. I hate it when I order fries and they put two dinky ketchup packets in the bag. It makes me wonder just what is going on in our colleges these days.

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    2. Re:Learn people skills by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or learn "would you like fries with that?"

      Here's the instructional video:

      clickey...

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    3. Re:Learn people skills by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 2, Funny

      True, but you can make up for the ketchup shortfall by taking four times as many napkins as you really need.

    4. Re:Learn people skills by AhBeeDoi · · Score: 2, Funny

      I ask for the chili, but request that they hold the finger.

  3. Start with CEO by RajivSLK · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think CEO is a nice place to start. If you can't get that then maybe settle for COO or Vice President. You've spent too long in school to settle for anything less. Remember always get a job that is above your skill level, it makes life more fun!

  4. Something's Wrong Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    You just got a Master's degree, and you come to slashdot for career advice?

    Most people here are kids working at McDonald's or aging, overweight geeks living in their parents basement.

    My advice, listen to all the +5 comments, and do the exact opposite.

    1. Re:Something's Wrong Here by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      My advice, listen to all the +5 comments, and do the exact opposite.

      I really hope your comment gets to +5. The connundrum of doing the opposite of the opposite will make his head explode.

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  5. ...probably the moderation system... by abb3w · · Score: 5, Funny
    My advice, listen to all the +5 comments, and do the exact opposite.

    Of course, Slashdot moderation being what it is, the parent will probably end up with a +5 moderation, and then what do you do?

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    1. Re:...probably the moderation system... by RickPartin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or what if two +5 comments have opposite advice?? Oh god, lets stop talking about this subject right now before we tear the universe apart.

    2. Re:...probably the moderation system... by justforaday · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course, Slashdot moderation being what it is, the parent will probably end up with a +5 moderation, and then what do you do?

      That's an easy one. You take his advice and ignore what he told you to do...

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    3. Re:...probably the moderation system... by Sentry21 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you can't reconcile someone telling you to do something that is logically impossible, you aren't going to get very along very well with your managers... At least, you wouldn't get along well with mine.

  6. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  7. Re:Why enter the real world? by b17bmbr · · Score: 5, Funny

    so, how's the weather in Calcutta?

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  8. Re:Learn to spell and punctuate, for one thing by m85476585 · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can post your resume as some kind of story on /. and see how many people find mistakes!

  9. Re:Learn to spell and punctuate, for one thing by mpupu · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we weren't obsessive about details, our programs wouldn't compile, and we wouldn't be who we are.

    Luckily, English isn't a compiled language. It's interpreted, and the intepreter's syntax is usually quite lax.

  10. senior? by Seumas · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've been looking at senior software developer positions, but is that too high up the ladder for someone 'fresh' to cope with?

    You have how many tens of thousands of dollars in education over how many years and you don't understand the meaning of the word "senior"?

  11. Re:Cupstacker by sickofthisshit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cupstacking is for real. You can become famous

    Where by "famous" I assume you mean "as famous as Emily Fox."

  12. Re:Learn to spell and punctuate, for one thing by VirtuaKnight · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously you've never worked with the "English teacher" version of the interpreter.