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13.1 Surround Sound Coming to a Home near you?

An anonymous reader writes "Need to see the anatomy of a codec? Dolby Digital plus is starting to make inroads in the audio world and this article gives you the technical insight into the Enhanced AC-3 codec. Will consumers soon be getting the full 13.1 audio system that we hear in movie theaters?"

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  1. 14 speakers? by daveschroeder · · Score: 3, Funny

    13 discrete speakers and a subwoofer?

    Coming to a home near me?

    Rrrriiiiight.

    See, I have what we call "2.0 surround sound". It "surrounds" me from both corners of my living room.

    1. Re:14 speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      It "surrounds" me from both corners of my living room.

      Your living room only has two corners? This I gotta see! I can only imagine a normal, rectanglular shaped room where one end contains your two corners and the other end continues out to infinity.

      You should go on mTV cribs.

    2. Re:14 speakers? by Mignon · · Score: 2, Funny
      Your living room only has two corners? :)

      He lives in a Klein bottle, you insensitive clod!

  2. As Seen on MTV Cribs by OctoberSky · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you sell it, some rapper/actor/athlete will buy it.

    1. Re:As Seen on MTV Cribs by jeblucas · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, I think only Shaquille O'Neal can buy it. Luckily, he meets all said criteria.

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  3. Doubtful... by Adapt+or+Die · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least, not if my wife has anything to say about it.

  4. Channel 11, crying baby, forward of left ear by Vile+Slime · · Score: 3, Funny

    I,

    Can hear it now. Channel 11 has the whiny kid positioned about five feet ahead of me to the left and channel 8 has the mumbling of the jerks who refuse to stop talking to my direct rear.

    Perhaps we can get some 13.1 sensurround where a Dolby foot in tune with nothing constantly kicks the back of your recliner as well.

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  5. Overkill? by NightWulf · · Score: 3, Funny

    The only reason you really have that many speakers in a movie theater is because, well...it's big! I think 10 speakers is really the max for a home theater, and even that for the people who can devote a room to just a theater. My perfect sound setup would be a center, 2 front, 2 mid, 2 back, 1 directly behind, and 1 pointing down from the cieling. So that gives you pretty much full surround sound, as not much tends to happen below people in movies.

    For the average joe though I think 7.1 is pretty good, considering most people tend to get the cheapest speakers they can get, usually those ones that come with the theater packages, $199 for 7 speakers. I think the amount of speakers is less important than quality. I would rather be stuck in stereo with two very high quality speakers, than surround sound with 7 crappy ones.

    1. Re:Overkill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So that gives you pretty much full surround sound, as not much tends to happen below people in movies.

      Depends on what kind of movies you're watching...

  6. Re:Wow by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny
    I don't know what everyone else will think about 13.1, but it kind of seems like overkill to me. I already, at times, wonder if there is really that much advantage in a 6.1, or 7.1 system, over a 5.1 system.

    No kidding.

    You could overcome some of the wires with a wireless or IR set-up, but where and for what you need all these audio drivers is beyond me.

    • Center
    • Left-Front
    • Right-Front
    • Left-Rear
    • Right-Rear
    • Sub woofer
    • Subsonic house-shaker
    • Overhead driver
    • Chair shaker
    • Pacemaker, for when extreme percussion causes cardiac arrest
    • TV-shaker
    • Supercillious big speaker out in the lawn so everyone on the block knows you are just so incredibly cool with your 13.1
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  7. I'll wait for home IMAX, thanks by winkydink · · Score: 4, Funny

    If I'm going to go for overkill, I'm going all the way.

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  8. Re:Of course not by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't know why so many people are complaining. 13.1 should be a dream come true. You can utilize your old speakers AND listen in the bathroom. Now that's luxury.

  9. Re:13.1? by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny
    When Samuel L blows somebody up I want my head to explode, too.
    You can do that without 13.1 speakers. Its called "eating your gun."
    Don't lose
    your head
    to gain a minute
    you need your head
    your brains are in it
    NOTE: Eating your gun is a one-time-only offer. Void where prohibited by law. Your mileage may vary. Do not operate heavy machinery after eating your gun. Side-effects may include headache, runny nose, drooling, etc., in which case consult the zombie dog doctors from yesterday's slashdot.
  10. Re:Finally! by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is just 5$!

    But I bet you will charge $37.50 for a microwave bag of popcorn and a can of soda...

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  11. Fuck Everything, We're Doing 14 speakers by 0kComputer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of audio in this country. Stereo was the system to own. Then the other guy came out with an 6 speaker system. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called 5.1 surround. That's five speakers and a subwoofer. For Bass. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened - the bastards went to 8 speakers. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling five speakers and a subwoofer. Surround sound or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to 14 speakers.

    James M. Kilts CEO and President, The Dolby Corporation

    http://www.physics.mcgill.ca/~arobic/funny/Gille tte.html

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  12. Pure 13.1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The voices in my head provide me with all the surround sound experience I need. No batteries needed, but I can't for the life of me find a way to turn it off.

  13. Re:Wow by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Eh, the article wasn't duped enough. I missed it.

  14. Re:Why? by frankvl · · Score: 2, Funny

    When they move their head during the movie, they will hear the difference

    And it will be a unique experience for their neighbours as well

  15. Re:Wow by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Funny
    " It's not important for that wire to be made of virgin silver, rolled between the thighs of Venezuelan maidens."

    No...but it IS fun to go visit the factory and take the tour...

    :-)

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  16. Re:Wow by fanblade · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Stereo should be good enough for anybody."

  17. Bose to the rescue! by ShamanDave · · Score: 2, Funny

    You won't really need 14 speakers for it. I'm sure Bose will be quick off the mark with a system that emulates 14 speakers using two tiny boxes and a subwoofer. And it will sound just as crappy as everything else they make.