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Amazon Patents User Viewing Histories
Chris Cleveland writes "Yet another astounding patent from the USPTO. I was browsing the patent database, and discovered that Amazon received a patent today on using customer viewing histories to generate recommendations. If a customer views product A, and then later views product B, and you use that to infer a relationship between A and B, then you've infringed on this patent. This patent is a continuation of an earlier patent (#6,317,722) on using shopping carts to generate recommendations. When will this stupidity end?"
It won't end until amazon patents getting absurd patents. Then its over.
"I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it." -Voltaire
The force that blew the Big Bang continues to accelerate.
I claim ownership and patent to the entire process of human indigation of all ridiculous patents that are OBVIOUSLY based on prior fscking art.
The problem with socialism is that they always run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher
i don't think anyone should be rewarded for anything in society.
y'know, if they're asleep at the wheel anyway, it may at last be time to submit patent proposal #7,545,763: A system in which a central authority examines claims by inventors, selects which ones are original, and then protects said inventors from others copying their artifice.
Wow, "Communist Troll" got modded up. Somebody's drinking the Stalin Kool-Aid too hard today...
U2 has an album called "How to build an atomic bomb". Not a smart purchase if big brother is watching.
Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
Don't you see, that's the genius of it! Played forward, it's ordinary Bono and such. But backwards...
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Yeah! And a fax machine is just an envelope that goes through the telephone!
How we know is more important than what we know.
So, if Amazon files a stupid patent A, and then later files another stupid patent B, USPTO can recommend Amazon to file yet another stupid patent C.
In the Stone Age Ugh traded a sharp stone and a stick from Ogh and Ogh thought "He will probably build a weapon from those" and asked him wether he also wanted to trade for a piece of string to tie the two together.
Linux is not Windows
"Would you like fries with that?"
When some company patents not buying their product!
this ridiculous patent, may we also suggest one-click shopping?
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When will it end?
Hmmm. People use the address bar to type in Amazon.com - therefore we now patent the use of browsers, keyboards, and monitors.
But wait! In order to effectively type our patented brand into our patented browser using our patented technology, users have to send electrical nerve signals from their brain to their fingertips, to cause muscular movement. All of these cells are supported by a system that continuously pulls oxygen from the blood, and transports waste carbon dioxide to the lungs.
Therefor we request a patent on all biomechanical movement, electricity, and oxygen.
We also patent the millions of years of evolution including all single-celled organisms that were the starting point of the development of the Amazon.com brand.
God? You're next.
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Go into any store (we'll use electronics as an example).
Look at a small television.
Look at some RCA cables.
Watch as salespeople try to sell you a huge plasma tv and/or component cables.
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cyn, free software and *nix operating systems enthusiast.
It would seem that the entire field of machine learning is prior art...
Secession is the right of all sentient beings.
My meet-cute-girl-in-bookstore process...
I am browsing in the bookstore. I see a really cute girl pick up a book that I have read. So I walk over and say, "If you like that book, I think you will like this one".