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Japan Probes Mysterious Vapor Eruption
Saeed al-Sahaf writes "From the BBC, Japan's Coast Guard dispatched aircraft Sunday to survey a 3,300-foot-high column of steam rising from the Pacific Ocean off the island of Iwo Jima. MSNBC has a nice picture. The vapor was reported Saturday after Japanese troops stationed on the small island observed the massive cloudy plume rise from the sea about 30 miles southeast of the island. 'It's highly likely that it's caused by an eruption of an underwater volcano,' Japanese officials said. But others are not so sure, and are speculating that Godzilla has awoken from its nap. Tokyo remains calm at this hour."
welcome our new steam-spewing Godzilla overlords.
"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive." - C.S. Lewis
Isn't this the one where Mothra shows up and kicks Godzilla's butt? Can you imagine going over that in a ship? That would be a heck of an ocean ride. Everybody's suits would be wrinkle-free.
Nothing to see here, I was swimming there and..uh... well.. I had beans last night.
If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people
I'm worried. Tokyo might be destroyed by the impending eruption.
At least the Japanese have experience. I mean, Tokyo's been destroyed at *least* 500 times before hasn't it?
And he ordered the Extra Hot Curry platter.
Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
Mmmmmm mmmmm smell so good.
Steam clouds rising from the Pacific? The Coast Guard better be careful or else some guy in an inflatable raft will make them listen to Reason.
Time to get a very large teabag...
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
If so, the Japanese can leave the Chinese islands to the south of them alone, and have this shiny new one instead. Problem solved.
Got time? Spend some of it coding or testing
Oh no, there goes tokyo, go go Godzilla.
dead fish, seeweed, coral, or whatever might be on the ocean floor doesn't turn into smoke. Instead, it dissolves into the water and turns it some nasty foul color, in this case reddish.
So basically what you're saying is, when an underwater volcano goes off, coral and seeweed all leave the surface and rush down to the bottom of the ocean to watch the event, as well as countless schools of fish passing by, only they get too close and promptly die, thereby creating a giant fruit de mer soup?
Interesting theory...
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
Yes, we are. The slightly overclocked Intel Pentium 4 chips we are using are speculated to cause enough smoke to trigger a mass extinction. We are testing our chips under water. We hope Japan doesn't get pissed off and raise the fees on memory manufacture for our machines, so we are giving Japan the first machine off the line free.
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Bah, that means nothing to the Bush administration. Tell them the ocean is harboring P2P pirates. They will take action.
man, they are going to go back to the site on monday. Dont they know it's july 4th? Gosh, don't they get off for holidays?
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Here's the roar of the fearsome beast...
Play this with caution!! I am still quaking with terror and afraid to go near the water. Be afraid, be very afraid...
That plume is 3300 Miles high?
Wow, that's several times higher than the space station.
if all the aliens come out looking like Tom Cruise, Michael Jackson and Rosie O'Donnel. We're fucked.
I think I've already seen that movie. Oh, wait, that was real...
It's good to use your head, but not as a battering ram.
I hate Steam.
Your an idiot, right?
Why is it uninhabited?
Because nobody live there. D'oh!
KFG
Come on people...you don't have to be a scientist to figure out that steam + discolored water = underwater volcano.
They're scientists. They can't be 100% sure of anything, really.
Unless it's a methane lake on Titan. Or evidence of life on Mars. Or a new planet that "weighs" x metric tons orbiting a red giant.
Well, crap. It must be Godzilla, and I'm 100% sure of it.
I got my Linux laptop at System76.
With their city-wide Reset Button!
But it *could* be something else, which is why they won't say for certain yet.
That's not a volcano. It's a space station!
It's just framebait, that's all.
"OH SHIT, THERE'S A HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL!"
Oh yeah, laugh it up funnyman; you're not living here in Tokyo like some of us. How'd you feel if an angry lizard stomped your $2000/month 30 square metre (320 square foot) apartment into the ground? Do have any idea how long it's going to take me to replace my Hello Kitty collection?
What else could look like such a huge steaming pile of sh*t?
There are two rules for success:
1. Never tell everything you know.
Ultraman, How many times I gotta tell you to quit pulling Godzilla's finger!
Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.