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Neanderthal Genome to be Sequenced
Aneurysm writes "A project launched by the Max-Planck Institute of Evolutionary Anthropology will sequence the genome of Neanderthal man. The sequencing project may find out important information, such as whether they cross-bred with modern humans. Previous DNA tests have tested this theory, and found it unlikely. Could this be the start of a Pleistocene park?"
I could have easily supplied the necessary sample for testing...
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July 06, 2005: Project to sequence genome of Neanderthal Man begins.
September 3, 2009: Genome of Neanderthal Man sequenced.
March 21, 2012: Neanderthal Man cloned.
April 4, 2015: Neanderthal Man reaches the point of being able to form, in a grunting, slurred speech, individual english words.
April 5, 2015: Neanderthal Man starts blog
Gene sequencing is so simple even a caveman can do it.
Back in those days, they only had two nucleotides. Modern man invented the third in 20000BC and the fourth just appeared out of nowhere in 1573.
"Could this be the start of a Pleistocene park?"
Nah my nephew has been working on a pleistocene park for a while now. He's got the swings, sandbox, and slide done (he had the see-saws done too but he accidentally stepped on them). If you want to pitch in he could use some help with the merri-go-round I'm sure.
He was originally using playdough but I caught him eating it one too many times so I switched him over to pleistocene.
- Toby
What if they find it's the same DNA we have and it tuns out they just had some serious back problems?
Evolution or ID?
They are going to clone Liam Gallaher!?
Man is a slave because freedom is difficult, whereas slavery is easy.
Could this be the start of a Pleistocene park?
I thought one was opened about 4 and a half years ago, in Washington...
To steal someone else's joke, would a cloned Neanderthal be eligible for the NFL draft?
Cool... will it then be legal to pay twenty bucks, run in, and whack some prehistoric ho over the head with a club and drag her off? And I was thinking we'd have to wait for virtual reality to get better!
So now I suppose there will be headlines on /. that read "Neanderthal Genome has been Sequenced" and "Neanderthal cloned" and "Neanderthal released into wild". Why didn't Slashdot wait until after the release before reporting on this?
Any creationists want to step up to the plate and tell us what these results will show?
President Bush expressed considerable interest in the Neanderthal Genome sequencing project. The president expressed hope the project would be completed quickly enough that a living person whose DNA most closely matched that of a Neanderthal could be identified and nominated to the Supreme Court.
hmm... i wonder if rohypnol works on neanderthals?
"I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey
I thought US talk radio was pretty much proof positive that Neanderthal man never left us. He just got dumber and wrapped himself in the flag.
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-- Colonel Adolphus Busch
..just in time to file an appeal for SCO
I predict if Neanderthals are cloned:
A) Geico will offer them car insurance, but they won't buy because of their Caveman commercials.
B) Neanderthals will be pissed to find out were replaced by people on the B Ark.
C) Sales of backrazors will double.
D) Grunthag and Duna will top Neanderthal baby names lists just above Rena, Gort, Bob, and Winona.
"You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
Because the Monolith landed on our side of the river.
There is no scientific evidence of the existance of these so called ape men. It's the crazy evolutionists who have been looking for a missing link to support their unscientific ideas that these "ape men" exist. There is no mention of neanderthals in the bible. Everything i've read so far has been true in the bible and there is no reason for me to now dispute it.
As a member of a minority living near the arctic circle, I find your implication that "hot" equates "good" and that, therefore, it's opposite, "cold", equates "bad", extremely insulting, and demand that you immediately cease and desist from any further usage of such hatefull terms in public discourse. Furthermore, I demand a compensation of $100,000,000,000 (one hundred billion US dollars) for the mental anguish your thermal prejudices have caused me.
Failure to comply will result in retaliatory measures to be carried out by trained polar bears.
Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.
Doesn't matter how much you like to fuck, pregnency just isn't possible when the biology isn't right.
Incidentally, I read somewhere that research into the genome of the different varieties of human lice demonstrates that the pubic variety is most closely related to those that live on Gorillas. The amount of genetic variation suggests that the human variety and gorilla variety parted ways very recently - long after homo sapien assumed current form. Hard as I try, I just can't get the end of that Ace Ventura movie out of my head. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..."
And to prove that I have the sickest mind around, I bet the females were pretty easy to milk.
I might have agreed with this if you'd suggested milking males. I notice cheese wasn't mentioned either.
"I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
Having the ability of saying "Neener Neener Neener I told you so!" to adherent biblical creationists? That alone has to be worth what, a few billion or so?
Maybe (s)he could romp around and create another cinema masterpeice with Pauly Shore--or become a Senator?!
Constitutional rights may be respected, repealed, or modified; but they must never be ignored.
As a member of the People for the Ethical Treament of Animals, i find it deplorable and sickening that you would use these great and noble animals to fight your battles for you. I demand that you compensate our organization $100,000,000,000 US; none of which will actually got to the bears themselves, but help further our causes, such as running almost naked through Spain with bull horns taped to our heads.
I believe sex is highly over rated... unless it involves me
AS a member of SCO, I hereby inform you that we own the patent on "running around naked with horns on our heads". Since you are clearly infringing on our patent we demand $100,000,000,000 US for compensation.
Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
I can only imagine what your opening line would have been.
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I mean, just look around and see how "white" Americans, African Americans, and Native Americans are all getting taller than the prior generations. I'm of that first category (and partly of the last) and I'm 2 inches taller than my father, who in turn is 2 inches taller than his father
Well there you go, proof of young earth creationism! 6,000 years ago Adam and Eve were 2 inches tall.
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In an experiment gone horribly wrong, Scientists bring back animals, Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens and set them in the iron age...
It's going to be called, Ironic Park.
Heh. I've sometimes wondered what sort of reactions I'd get from a few possible comments.
"So tell me about your Neanderthal ancestors."
"Has anyone ever said how Neanderthal you look?"
I'd assume that most people who have the Neandert[h]al physical features are not aware of the fact. I think that if I had them, I'd take a "Hey, how 'bout dat?" attitude. I don't actually have any of the features, and I was actually a bit disappointed to learn this. I think it'd be fun to tell people that I'm part Neanderthal. But I'd guess that some people might react differently.
Oh, well; I can always use another of my explantions: When people ask me what I "do", I like to tell them that I'm an anthropologist. I'm stationed on Earth to study humans. Very interesting newly-discovered species, y'know. Gotta document them thoroughly while they're still in their primitive, single-planet state, and before they exterminate themselves.
It's especially fun, when they ask me if I'm not violating some secrecy rule, to tell them that there isn't any such rule. After all, you can tell humans the absolute truth, and they don't believe you. The very few who do are dismissed by the rest as nut cases. You don't believe me, do you? So why should we bother with secrecy?
Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.