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Another Stab at Laptop Security

kogus writes "LoJack is licensing its brand name to Absolute Software, which provides Computrace -- soon to be known as the 'LoJack for Laptops' line of computer theft recovery systems. When a stolen Computrace-equipped system is connected to the Internet, it automatically and silently sends locating data to Absolute Software, which then calls out the law. In some cases, Absolute Software customers are eligible for a $1,000 guarantee payment when a stolen system is not recovered within 60 days.

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  1. Yay by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 3, Funny

    My PowerBook cost more than $1000.

    1. Re:Yay by Rickler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If people are going to be forking out money to pay for a lowjack system in their laptop; it's most likly not about money but more about the data in the laptop.

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  2. Not secure at all. by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From TFA:
    When a stolen Computrace-equipped system is connected to the Internet, it automatically and silently sends locating data to Absolute Software, which then calls out the law.

    Unless you:
    • Block the outgoing signal with a firewall,
      and/or
    • Wipe the drive, removing the Computrace software.

      Nice illusion of security....wonder how many people will fall for it.
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    1. Re:Not secure at all. by gardyloo · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but it's still silent! Unless you're some strange mutant person. In that case, get earplugs.

    2. Re:Not secure at all. by cosinezero · · Score: 2, Informative

      Likely this would be on firmware; wiping the drive would be pointless (and probably past the abilities of most crackheads anyways - wiping the drives means a reinstall before resell). Blocking outgoing traffic on a possibly random port with a firewall isn't as easy to do as you'd think.

    3. Re:Not secure at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Blocking outgoing traffic on a possibly random port with a firewall isn't as easy to do as you'd think.

      Nah, it's easy. Just set Inside Any -> Outside Any -> Service Any -> Deny and hit then add it ^&^&^&$&%&^[NO CARRIER]

    4. Re:Not secure at all. by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here's a snippet from their website:
      Computrace Agent
      The Computrace agent is a small, software client that resides on the hard drive of host computers and enables Absolute's services. Easy to install and unobtrusive to the end-user, the agent requires minimal bandwidth in its communications to the Monitor Center.
      Doesn't look like it's on firmware to me...
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    5. Re:Not secure at all. by GrBear · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nice illusion of security....wonder how many people will fall for it.

      - How many corporations continue to run MS IIS to drive their corporate websites?

      - How many people continue to run IE?

      - How many people continue to run Windows and download the latest spyware infected software because it's trendy, even after they've had their computers infected countless times?

      Your right, security is an illusion, and some people prefer to turn a blind eye rather than look at the root cause.

    6. Re:Not secure at all. by cosinezero · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's the likelihood it will become firmware once wireless manufacturers hear about it? Think about it...

    7. Re:Not secure at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      it sits on the MBR of the HDD

      you just fdisk /mbr or run grub/lilo and it kills it.

    8. Re:Not secure at all. by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Informative

      There IS a Computrace Agent BIOS edition, but that is only available on laptops that offer it as part of the BIOS, of course (IBM's i915-based laptops have it as an option, FWIW).

    9. Re:Not secure at all. by Qzukk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You block everything except the few things you know you need or want.

      You probably want http, so the firmware could do http://www.laptopjack.com/report.pl?laptopid=AF314 229B2C&gps=55N33E or whatever the hell it sends. If the result comes back "you've been stolen!" it halts the computer and prints FBI! on the screen or whatever. If theres no network or the laptop is not stolen yet, it boots normally and waits until next time.

      The whole logic could be embedded in a boot rom on the card, with DHCP and all. Or, if you custom-made the ethernet card, it could even store the last IP address and gateway, and use that next time you boot if DHCP failed. You could even theoretically set it to do this every few hours or something when the network is idle-ish, so that if someone nabs it while its running and keeps it on all the time, it still gets a chance to report.

      If you wanted to be REALLY tricky, you could hit other sites first and test for the presence of proxies or what not, then go through a few options, like SSL client authentication using a stored certificate to identify the laptop if a direct connection can be established. Or using just normal client SSL if a proxy that will allow it is detected. Or last ditch, http:

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    10. Re:Not secure at all. by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Nice illusion of security....wonder how many people will fall for it."

      Depends on what kind of thief we're talking about.
      I shouldn't have to go into that kind of detail, though. Just because one can semi-easily get around it doesn't mean it's worthless. I mean, that'd be like saying "Welp, why bother locking the door? They'll just break the window."

      Let's talk about reality for a moment: It has been widely known, for DECADES, how to avoid leaving fingerprints at the scene of a crime. Despite being basically beaten over the head with the knowledge of how to do this, people are still busted with fingerprints every single day.

      I'm sure somebody somewhere said "Gee, all you'd have to do is wear gloves."

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    11. Re:Not secure at all. by joto · · Score: 5, Insightful
      2. If your laptop is stolen, by the time it manages to report it to the police, it will be too late.

      Too late for what? For recovery? No. For prosecution of the thief? Probably. For prosecution of the moron who bought it and knew it was stolen? No.

      It's unlikely anyone but the last buyer will even attempt to connect it to the Internet. So whether the police uses 12 weeks or 4 months to get to him doesn't matter much, they will still find the laptop, and someone to put in jail.

      On the other hand, the mechanism only works on idiots. If I were to buy a stolen laptop (not that I'm into that kind of thing anyway), I would of course wipe it clean, just as I do with any other new or used computer that gets into my hands...

    12. Re:Not secure at all. by HavokDevNull · · Score: 3, Informative

      I also wondered about that as well, so I jumped on the website and did a bit of research before posting here.

      FROM FAQ

      Q. Can ComputracePlus be detected?

      A. On most PCs, the Computrace Agent, which powers ComputracePlus, is silent and invisible and will not be detected by looking at the disk directory or running a utility that examines RAM. On many PCs - depending on their operating system - the Agent cannot be erased off the hard drive by deleting files because it is not visible in file directories. The Agent can survive a hard drive re-format, F-disk command and hard drive re-partitioning. The Agent can be removed by an authorized user with the correct password and installation software.

      On a Mac system, it is very difficult for a standard user to deliberately or accidentally delete the Agent as the files cannot be deleted by anyone other than the root user.

      Q. What happens if a computer's hard drive is removed? A. The Computrace Agent resides on a computer's hard drive so if the drive is removed and installed on another computer, the Agent will initiate contact with the Monitoring Center at its next scheduled call. It will then report its new location. The original computer will no longer be protected.

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    13. Re:Not secure at all. by pr0c · · Score: 2, Interesting

      GrBear (63712): Nice illusion of security....wonder how many people will fall for it.

      - How many corporations continue to run MS IIS to drive their corporate websites?

      - How many people continue to run IE?

      - How many people continue to run Windows and download the latest spyware infected software because it's trendy, even after they've had their computers infected countless times?

      Your right, security is an illusion, and some people prefer to turn a blind eye rather than look at the root cause.


      IIS 6 (3 advisories)http://secunia.com/product/1438/
      IIS 5 (11 advisories) http://secunia.com/product/39/
      IIS 4 (6 advisories) http://secunia.com/product/38/

      Apache 2 (24 advisories) http://secunia.com/product/73/
      Apache 1.3 (15 advisories) http://secunia.com/product/72/

      Apache - 29 Advisories
      IIS - 20 Advisories

      Did I miss something?

    14. Re:Not secure at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Apache - 29 Advisories
      IIS - 20 Advisories

      Did I miss something?

      Yeah. You missed the fact that all of the IIS advisories were remote access vulnerabilities, while the Apache advisories were mostly DoS attacks and local privilege escalation.
    15. Re:Not secure at all. by skiflyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I were to buy a stolen laptop (not that I'm into that kind of thing anyway),

      Why do you assume the buyer is aware they've just purchased a stolen laptop?

      If I were a laptop theif I don't really imagine my target market is people who want stolen laptops (unless I steal so many I use a fence)... I imagine it's the ebay crowd, and perhaps I'm rebranding them as company used decommissioned laptops to explain the pre-installed crap. Or maybe I'm at a swap meet dumping them relatively cheap etc.

      Alot of buyers of stolen equipment would likely know it if they bothered to think hard on it, but they also tend to just not ask and hope they're really getting a great deal.

    16. Re:Not secure at all. by flosofl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's freaking hilarious!

      I just did that for real last week. Some guy came over and wanted to know how to tweak /dev/ethX settings (ethtool). Well, I was showing him (he's just getting into administering Linux stuff) and then I said if you ever need to bring an interface down you do this...and then I did it. On a box I was ssh'd into. Had to go down 6 floors into the test-lab to connect my laptop to the console port and bring the interface back up... Thank God it was only a lab box.

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    17. Re:Not secure at all. by RobertLTux · · Score: 2, Informative

      this joke is a network version of cutting off the limb of a tree YOU ARE CURRENTLY SITTING ON when you hit save/add you get cut off from the box you are working (remotely) on

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  3. manufacturers by JimmyJava · · Score: 5, Funny

    should build this into the hardware or the bios. i know if i stole a computer i wouldn't be in a rush to plug into the internet. unless of course it's a windows machine, in which case i've got a good solid 12 minutes to play around with it.

  4. Most Stolen Laptops are stripped within minutes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The bastards have even developed very tiny cinder blocks which they leave the empty laptop skeletons propped on.

  5. Maybe I'm a little high, but... by inkdesign · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is the groundbreaking gorilla of stolen vehicle recovery committing Peter Lynch's cardinal sin of deworsification into the unrelated field of hard-drive hacking?

    ...could this perhaps use a little dewordification?

  6. huh? by zoloto · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...you insensitive clod???

  7. Ah... by HillaryWBush · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1. Purchase $500 laptop
    2. Purchase $100 security
    3. Purchase $100 spyware remover
    4. "Lose" laptop
    5. Wait 60 days
    6. Profit $300 for 60 days work
    7. GOTO 1 (I never spaced lines by 10, what was up with that)

    1. Re:Ah... by slavemowgli · · Score: 5, Informative

      7. GOTO 1 (I never spaced lines by 10, what was up with that)

      The idea was that if you needed to insert a line or two at some place in your program, you'd be able to do so without renumbering all lines.

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  8. Questions by yuriismaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How would one report if a laptop is stolen? How easy would it be for a thief to remove this after stealing said laptop (before connecting it to the computer)? How will the law know where to go (geographic IP location can't be THAT accurate, can it?) How much of a performance hit will this add to normal use?

  9. Re:woulda read it... by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 2, Informative

    Except the website doesn't demand personal information before they let you read the story. Which story were you clicking on?

    Have TFA anyway, if it makes you feeel any better

    LoJack for Your Computer

    By Michael Jaffe
    July 6, 2005

    Last week, LoJack (Nasdaq: LOJN) announced the dawning of a new era in data recovery.

    What? Is the groundbreaking gorilla of stolen vehicle recovery committing Peter Lynch's cardinal sin of deworsification into the unrelated field of hard-drive hacking? Not really.

    LoJack is licensing its brand name to Absolute Software, which provides Computrace -- soon to be known as the "LoJack for Laptops" line of computer theft recovery systems. When a stolen Computrace-equipped system is connected to the Internet, it automatically and silently sends locating data to Absolute Software, which then calls out the law. In some cases, Absolute Software customers are eligible for a $1,000 guarantee payment when a stolen system is not recovered within 60 days.

    In my opinion, LoJack investors should be pleased for at least two reasons. First, without committing any capital or assets, LoJack is collecting a licensing fee, as well as warrants to purchase 500,000 shares of Absolute Software, with a $2 per-share exercise price. Assuming that LoJack can capitalize on its option to buy shares profitably (Absolute Software shares are trading at around $2 each), LoJack investors might be looking at the elusive free lunch. As long as Absolute Software delivers on quality control and customer service, thereby maintaining its reputation, downside risk is relatively limited.

    Second, and more importantly, the LoJack brand name is gaining free exposure in the laptop market, catering to a higher-middle-income individual and business population, which happens to be a major segment of LoJack's automotive target customer base. Ostensibly, LoJack's status as a recognized brand and market leader in its field stands to be confirmed and enhanced. If companies take note (and mass appeal exists), there might be more licensing revenue to come.

    To be sure, in a business that depends on brand awareness and customer confidence, a deal like this carries tempered risks because a company's brand equity is tantamount to the success or failure of a product. That said, successful licensing also offers the possibility for even greater rewards.

    Want valuable nuggets on small-cap investing with a potential for mythic returns? Spend your magic bean money on a subscription to the Motley Fool Hidden Gems newsletter.

    Fool contributor Michael Jaffe owns no shares in any of the companies mentioned in this article. Click here to see The Motley Fool's disclosure policy. The Motley Fool is investors writing for investors.

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  10. Worthless unless... by rosewood · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unless you have a peice of radio transmitting hardware inside the laptop that will destroy the laptop if removed, how can any software really be worth while?

  11. Hardware, or software? by djh101010 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    TFA is remarkably lacking in technical details, so I looked at LoJack's site, which doesn't mention a thing about this. So - is this a hardware solution, or a program that gets installed into an existing OS? If the latter, well, how useful is that? While the slashdot crowd and the laptop-stealing crowd probably don't have a whole lot of overlap, I can't see someone not just re-installing the OS to wipe the system in any case.

    The spyware and firewall questions seem important as well - if this is just a "Hey, this is box XYZ and I'm at this IP address", talking to lojack's servers, well, fine, but how does the end-user know that they haven't blocked that with their firewall?

    I'd love to see something technical on this, rather than some stock-tip-guy's interpretation.

  12. Call out the law?? by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    which then calls out the law

    What does that mean?
    Is there some law organisation in the USA that you can call saying "my laptop has been stolen and it is now on the internet at address 333.444.555.666" which will then go out to locate your laptop and return it to you??

    1. Re:Call out the law?? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 2, Funny
      FBI Hostage Rescue Team.

      Rappel down the side of the building, smash the window, flashbang the room. Whack the 15 year old who stole your laptop in thw chest with a CS grenade.

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    2. Re:Call out the law?? by joe_bruin · · Score: 3, Funny

      That IP address and its owner will be promptly banned from the Internet.

    3. Re:Call out the law?? by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 2, Funny
      which will then go out to locate your laptop and return it to you??

      Fuck that. Just give me the address of the fuck tard that stole my laptop. I'll go round up some goons and recover it mysel...

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  13. I want a Q model James Bond. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want my laptop to emit knock-out gas and then send a signal via satellite to track it if it is stolen and wrong password are in the hardware.

  14. First law of data security... by chill · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you don't have physical control, you don't have security. Okay, strong encrypted data may be safe from prying eyes but how many people, after getting a stolen laptop back, boot it immediately and "check" everything? Can you say keylogger trojan?

    Computrace is a piece of client software that "phones home" on a regular basis. It provides NO protection against things like formatting the hard drive before connecting to the Internet. http://www.absolute.com/Public/products/techplatfo rm.asp

    Oooo... it uses an ENCRYPTED connection. Explain to me how this stops "fdisk; format c:" or "fdisk; mkfs /dev/hda1"? How about booting from alternate media like a USB key, floppy or CD?

    This must be designed to nab the stupid criminal, who jacks in as soon as they boot.

    On the other hand, with the prevalence of open WAPs, it is quite possible a laptop with a built-in wireless NIC will connect and phone home before the hapless thief realizes it.

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  15. "Guaranteed" is a loose term these days by Hachey · · Score: 5, Informative

    Absolute Software may be guaranteeing $1,000 after 60 days if the laptop is not found, but you'd be surprised what that actually means.

    I used to work for a computer store. We sold scores of laptop locks; all sorts of kinds of them. The Kensington locks sold like hotcakes because they had a $1,200 "guarantee" that the lock could not be compromised. The problem, we soon found out, is that the theif has to physically cut through the lock and leave behind the pieces. As we all know, some locks can be picked with even a bic pen, and so a lot of good this "guarantee" did for some poeple. Some theives also just took the not-so-hard-to-steal item the laptops were attached too. (Lock it to a bed or desk people, please!)

    No evidence to send in, no money back. I am willing to bet in this case there are similar loopholes for Absolute Software to play with.


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  16. corporations by kebes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not sure what the costs involved are... but I doubt that this will be of much interest to the typical personal laptop owner. However, I can see this being bought up in bulk by companies as a sort of "insurance." In fact, their insurance rates would probably go down if all company laptops were equipped with this software. I think it makes sense for a business to try to protect their laptops this way. Employees are going to be less careful with a company laptop, as compared to their own personal laptop, and it might be important for the company to get the laptop back.

    I think companies would be even more interested if there was a "kill-laptop" feature. So if the owner of the laptop goes to the IT department and says "my laptop was stolen!" (or lost), then they activate a flag so that when the laptop makes its secret connection, it receives a signal to erase itself, thereby protecting valuable company data. For many companies, protecting the data on the laptop might be more valuable than the laptop itself.

    On the flip side, I would think that most people who steal laptops are going to wipe them or snoop around in them for awhile before connecting to the net and surf for porn. So this should hardly be viewed as a perfect solution for catching thieves (although WiFi certainly helps).

  17. Wow, What Garbage by Protocron · · Score: 5, Informative

    Come on Slashdot. What is this, news for AOL users? This kiddie crap. Yes, most thieves will just boot the computer with Windows and try to get on the net. But this is Slashdot. We're nerds or something. And this ain't F***ing news. If I got a laptop that was stolen, hell if it was used, I would format it:

    From the website: www.absolute.com

    Q. Can Computrace Personal be removed?
    A. The Computrace Personal software is a low-level utility that is as tamper resistant as a disk-based utility can be. The software can only be removed by an authorized user with the correct password so please be sure the password is stored in a safe location and not on the protected computer.

    Q. What happens if a computer's hard drive is removed?
    A. The software resides on a computer's hard drive so if the drive is removed the computer will no longer be protected and can not be located if stolen or lost.

    http://www.absolute.com/Public/computracepersonal/ faqs.asp
    Wow, what great protection.
    Come on!!!!! This ain't even hardware!!!

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  18. Boot any one of the many live *nix distro's by Goatboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ..then use fdisk to wipe the disk. Really, am I missing something here? (Other than a possible BIOS setting to force boot from internal HD in preference to CD/USB/Floppy/LAN, which can always be gotten around).
    Oh, I get it - it's just designed to recover stolen laptops from non-slashdot readers ;o)

  19. $1000? please... by finse · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There was a time when laptops were stolen due to their price, and possible resale value on the black market. I personally think we are now in a new era where laptop theft (at least the corporate type) is no longer about getting a shiney new powerbook, and possibly selling it off the back of a truck. Today laptop theft could be for the information contained on the hard drive. Now lets think about the componsation, if my HR director "loses" his/her laptop with important information about me/co-workers, is $1000 really going to cover the loss? No, not even close. 1K in most cases will not even cover the cost of the laptop. For my money, I want a techonology that will encrypt the contents of that hard drive, and be easy enough for an HR director to use.

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  20. and for my information? by dallask · · Score: 2, Funny

    So when the bank official looses his laptop with my bank data on it and the thief dumps the data to another system and reformats before it connects to the net then what do I get for my stolen identity?

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  21. Not just stolen! by Telastyn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's not just stolen laptops that send information to their servers. Any laptop with this software installed sends periodic heartbeats to the computrace people.

    Our PHB ordered it installed after getting a call from a golf buddy. It was ripped out a week later. The heartbeats contain enough [cleartext] information that the increased chance of the laptop being broken into, or the salesguy socially engineered using the info was deemed higher than the chance it'd ever be stolen.

  22. Then worry about the data, not the hardware by sterno · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you're worried about the data, then you should protect that, not the hardware. Have the system thoroughly encrypted locked to biometric data. Then have it keep back ups of critical data on a secure remote server. Then if you're laptop gets stolen, no big deal, they can't get the data and you've not lost much.

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  23. like cell phones by fermion · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If your cell phone is stolen, it should be easy to connect the called numbers to the person who has the phone. In some cases this will work, and I have seen cell phones returned.

    However even the young kids who casually steal cell phones appear to have some sophistication, and are able to reprogram or wipe phones for resale.

    Given that wiping and reinstalling the OS for laptop is trivial compared to reprogramming a phone, I do not see how this would stop anyone but the most casual of laptop thief.

    I would like to see how easy it is to get the $1000. If the service was cheap enough, it would be valuable merely as $1000 insurance policy.

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  24. Nice marketing idea, but... by imuffin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've been doing this for years using DynDNS's free dynamic DNS service. I run a client on all my machines that updates their IPs with dyndns's database. If my laptop disappears, I just look to see what mylaptop.dyndns.org resolves to.

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  25. roundup! by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Funny
    Is there some law organisation in the USA that you can call saying "my laptop has been stolen and it is now on the internet at address 333.444.555.666" which will then go out to locate your laptop and return it to you??

    Well sonny I work for these here boys, and when I get a tellygram, I hop on my trusty steed 'Mac', and he and I head on down to russle me up some lappies. 'casionally I hook up with m' associate Ping; she's a real darlin' and knows how to ferret out the sneakiest son-of-a-guns, even them Cen-trin-toes.

    I tell ya, these city slickers wouldn't be loosin' 'em so fast if they branded 'em!

  26. How does the computer know it's stolen? by wombert · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How does the stolen computer know it's time to transmit the homing signal... unless it's always transmitting anytime you're connected to the internet?

    I'm not entirely sure how the LoJack on cars works, but I seem to recall it requires you to report the theft, and then the cops/LoJack have some means for tracking the car's device. With a physical device, this might not require an always-transmitting approach so much as always-ready-to-transmit - that is, it could have enough battery power to start transmitting once it's hit with a request for broadcast. But for a software solution, how would you ping the stolen computer? (You need routing information in addition to the MAC address, right?)

    Fortunately, there's a good chance that anyone booting up your stolen WinXP laptop will quickly be caught and arrested for connecting to the nearest WiFi network.

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  27. I can beat this... by suitepotato · · Score: 2, Funny

    Simply put a small charge of explosives in the case and when it gets stolen, boom, check the news for "fence killed by stolen laptop", wait for the /. posting "innocent man killed by exploding Windows laptop", and comment here.

    These situations are just fodder for more posts, so why noy enjoy it?

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  28. I asked for this 10 years ago by davidwr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Literally. 10 years ago. I called them up and asked if they did laptops. They did not.

    A better solution is to make it work like the car LoJacks - when the unit receives an "I'm stolen" message it replies with its location. Only major problem would be power - if a theif removed the batteries it could be a long time before some sucker replaced the batteries, and by then LoJack might've stopped broadcasting.

    Of course, any kind of security won't work well if it can be disabled or removed without disabling the PC.

    If LoJack or any other company wants to make a killing, license their technologies to motherboard manufacturers.

    Hmm, if I could get LoJack-on-a-motherboard, I'd like it in my TV, my VCR/PVR, my CD player, and anything else likely to wind up in a pawn shop.

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  29. Re:Gee, let's start a scam.... by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Informative

    well yes, but that's no different from:

    1. get x
    2. insure x
    3. report x stolen
    4. claim insurance
    5. profit

    its called fraud.

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  30. Worse than just an illusion... by janic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It is outright bullshit!

    We had a laptop stolen and called it in.

    "Oh, you need to file a police report"

    Fine, so we get the numbnuts who lost it to file the report and give us the report number.

    "Okay, yes... we have recieved a call home from the laptop, and we know where it is!"

    Great! Now when do we get it back?

    "Wellll, you cant..."

    and it just got worse from there. The police wouldn't retrieve the laptop, and these clowns wouldn't tell us where the machine was. But at least we knew:

    - it was in fact stolen and not in the hands of the numbnuts employee
    - it was in fact connected to the internet, being used, right then
    - we couldn't get it back
    - someone was at least enjoying their brand new laptop...

    damnnit! This shit just annoys me. I'm going home.

    1. Re:Worse than just an illusion... by pcmanjon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes, I used this service before as well -- last fall I think. The police were very unhelpful --

      and Computrace wouldn't share the location of the stolen laptop, she was nice to tell me that they were online with it right now though.

      Jesus Christ, it was a waste of money

  31. Better than some other options by ravenspear · · Score: 4, Funny

    Profit $300 for 60 days work

    Well, if you work in IT, at least you'd be getting a raise.

  32. Fractional line numbers by MarkByers · · Score: 2, Funny

    There is no problem with using consecutive line numbers. If you need to insert a line between two other lines, use fractional line numbers.

    5½ GOTO 3.1

    No renumbering required, problem solved!

    Yes, I know what you are thinking: what if we run out of fractions? Don't worry though! In such emergencies, you can start using irrational line numbers. There are tons of those, so you will never run out. This does tend to increase the size of the program considerably, so they should only be used as a last resort.

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  33. 1980 called... by soft_guy · · Score: 2, Funny

    They want their coding paradigm back.

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  34. I've administered computrace.... by lysium · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...and it is useless. It is an application (not firmware) that is installed into the disk's MBR. It also requires a Windows OS. So, in a nutshell: if you reinstall Windows it will not kill computrace. Reformatting the MBR or installing a *NIX OS will kill it, however.

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