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Longhorn Beta Begins

gcnaddict writes "Microsoft has officially sent invitations to their best beta testers and to WinHEC participants for their Windows Code Name Longhorn beta program. They also unveiled a new Beta Client which promises to be better than the current beta management systems, and will replace other means of beta distribution, including WindowsBeta and BetaPlace all in one fell swoop. While the new, highly anticipated operating system is not up for download, Beta 1 is expected to be up for grabs later this month. Unfortunately, it seems that the preliminary invitation codes are unique per user. Microsoft is expected to allow the public to apply for the beta program later this summer, and as usual, Longhorn will be a part of the Community Technology Preview program."

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  1. Beta begins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I didn't realize Microsoft was releasing it to consumers this early.

    1. Re:Beta begins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      You should dream about something more realistic, that could actually happen. Like you getting a date, Slashdot without dupe-stories or me spending a day without a computer.

  2. highly anticipated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Euhm, highly anticipated?

    What is CowboyNeil smoking?

    1. Re:highly anticipated? by FLAGGR · · Score: 5, Funny

      Highly anticipated by virus writers. Gotta get a head start.

  3. Obligatory.. by G-Licious! · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will it run on Linux?

  4. I know I speak for Sladhotters when I say... by Krankheit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Huh? Where is the torrent? gcnaddict forgot to add the torrent link. I plan to install this on my 233 MHz Dell Latitude 64 MB of RAM. I got Windows 2000 Professional to install on my 133 MHz Dell Dimension with 32 MB of RAM (albeit Windows complained about running too low on virtual memory), so I know this laptop will run Longhorn.

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    1. Re:I know I speak for Sladhotters when I say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It'll run, but it'll run like Christopher Reeves.

    2. Re:I know I speak for Sladhotters when I say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Christopher Reeve is dead you insensitive clod! ...which I must admit only strengthens your position.

  5. Why will I want to upgrade? by ip_freely_2000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm happy with XP.

    It never crashes
    I don't get viruses or spyware or hacks
    All the software I need works fine
    I have all the connectivity I need

    So why is expecting people to upgrade?

    1. Re:Why will I want to upgrade? by Tezkah · · Score: 3, Funny

      So why is expecting people to upgrade?

      Because the new IE included in Longhorn includes Clippy saying "Hey, something about your grammer isn't right!" when posting to slashdot!

      Please upgrade, for the children...

    2. Re:Why will I want to upgrade? by FireFury03 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Because the new IE included in Longhorn includes Clippy saying "Hey, something about your grammer isn't right!" when posting to slashdot!

      Clippy: "You look like you're downloading a virus, do you need help with that?"

    3. Re:Why will I want to upgrade? by bsharitt · · Score: 4, Funny

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  6. Sweet! by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's the torrent?

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  7. glits? by DoorFrame · · Score: 4, Funny

    I assume that where you wrote 'glits' you meant to write 'bling'.

  8. At least they added a new feature by noidentity · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's just hope Microsoft doesn't remove this beta management system by the time Longhorn is released, as has happened to so many other features.

  9. Already got this... by intmainvoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    With all the features dropped recently, can't I just participate in the beta with my copy of XP?

  10. Re:Send them back. by DoorFrame · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, because running an operating system makes you a slave. A SLAVE!

  11. Wrong name by iamdrscience · · Score: 4, Funny

    Longhorn? More like shoehorn, the way they're trying to cram all these new "features" into it.

    With all the visual frosting MS is laying on Longhorn is turning into an episode of "Pimp my OS"

  12. Wow, great! by ratta · · Score: 4, Funny

    How much will i have to pay to try the beta?

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  13. You have not seen excited? by DebianDog · · Score: 3, Funny
  14. Re:let me explain something about longhorn... by 25albert · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can confirm that it is the same in French. To "have horns" means to be cheated on by his/her partner. But since the French don't speak barbaric languages and expect the barbarians to learn a civilized language instead, they will not understand "longhorn", so it won't matter.

  15. I can't wait by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    to see which color they picked for the Screen of Death.

  16. Re:let me explain something about longhorn... by Glonoinha · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now why I want an OS named after a breed of cattle... I can't answer.

    Maybe the guys writing it worship cows or something?

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  17. Wow. by Kingpin · · Score: 4, Funny


    Quite impressive as XP obviously isn't even out of beta yet.

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  18. Re:let me explain something about longhorn... by yuriismaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kimarhi not have long horn.

    Biran with long horn BREAK Kimarhi's horn.

    Kimarhi will have beta OS, defeat Biran's long horn.

  19. trade invitation by elmartinos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will trade 50 gmail invitations for one longhorn invitation

  20. Re:Sounds like a PR firm made the info page here.. by ThyPiGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    With comments like that you can't be taken seriously. If you actually ever sat down and used excel to its full potential you would find that it has some incredible features. I use it everyday, and no, it has never once crashed. And yes, some times I do want to scream, hell yea this is awesome. The Microsoft bashing is getting to be a little excessive. Everyone else doing it doesn't make it cool or right. Get a grip.

  21. Re:Everything Enabled? by dmayle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Re:Everything Enabled? (Score:5, Informative)

    Offtopic, but how exactly can it be possible for a question to be moderated informative?

    Could it be the same way a question can be moderated funny?

    Note to mods: this joke doesn't work if you don't mod this up funny ;-)