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Alex, The Brainy Parrot Who Knows About Zero

Roland Piquepaille writes "Alex is a 28-year-old grey parrot who lives in a lab at Brandeis University in Waltham, Mass., and can count, identify objects, shapes, colors and materials. And now, Alex has grasped the concept of zero, according to World Science. In fact, Alex can describe the absence of a numerical quantity on a tray containing colored cubes. When a color is missing, Alex consistently identified this 'zero quantity' by saying the label 'none.' You might think that this is just a parrot trick, but this research about 'bird intelligence' might also help autistic and other learning-disabled children 'who have trouble learning language and counting skills.' This overview contains other details, references and a picture of Alex counting his colored cubes."

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  1. zero by DerKwisatzHaderach · · Score: 5, Funny

    zeroth post!

    1. Re:zero by Cyberax · · Score: 3, Funny

      This parrot can be a good C programmer! Maybe even better than those chimps.

    2. Re:zero by Compholio · · Score: 5, Funny

      zeroth post!

      So does that mean the parrot has you beat since he understands the concept of zero and you don't? ;)

    3. Re:zero by seanmeister · · Score: 4, Funny

      I suppose you'll be wanting a cracker now?

  2. Hubris by chadamir · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This just goes how much we underestimate animals and overvalue ourselves. We'd like to believe that the evolution gap between us and every other species is too broad to be even fathomed, but it's simply not true. I know some people will reply and say that we all know that we came from apes, but I'm not talking about what we know, but how we act. We treat animals like they don't have emotions and that they aren't capable of the same types of understanding as us. In the future I imagine we are going to see that animals can do a lot of things we never though and are even better than us in some areas of intellect.

    1. Re:Hubris by iamzack · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope you're not a member of PETA, unless it's the People for Eating Tastey Animals variety.

    2. Re:Hubris by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have nothing against eating animals either, but 'survival of the fittest' is not a moral philisophy in any sense of the word. It is pure power relations, i.e. "you can kill someone if it helps you and they can't punish you for doing it."

      I worry when people use it to 'justify' anything.

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    3. Re:Hubris by interiot · · Score: 3, Insightful
      In some ways, it's hubris to think that animals could be close to our intelligence.

      Humans have been writing symbols, farming, living in cities, using horses/camels etc for land travel, using boats for sea travel, etc etc etc. for how many thousands of years now?

      Not to mention, how many animals actually verbally communicate from generation to generation, use tools, or keep domesticated pets or farm animals, and we've been doing that for how many tens of thousands of years? (yes, I think there are some, but we've been doing these things for a very long time)

      I mean, it's not like animals could hide that sort of thing. If animals were going to be doing sub-atomic research and travelling in space in the next couple of thousand years, you'd think the scale of their culture would be really bleeding obvious right now. And given that most animals have had a longer amount of time to work this stuff out than we have, I'd say that it's clear we're on top.

      (granted, it's cool to learn that animals are smarter than we previously thought, but let's not infer that just because you can jump up and down, that soon you'll be able to reach the moon)

    4. Re:Hubris by arantius · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I strongly disgree. Animals /are/ often given a bad rap, but .. no!
      Koko the monkey knows sign language, she's so smart, right? No! She only knows it because humans taught it to her. This parrot only knows about zero because humans taught it the concept.

      Animals are a lot, but smart in the way (sigh, some) human beings are they are not.

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    5. Re:Hubris by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You seem to misunderstand what "fittest" means, in evolutionary terms.

      No, it means there's a fundamental difference between biology and morality. In biology, the only thing that matters is numbers, not how you live. In morality, the only thing that matter is how you live, not the numbers. Note that you may indirectly influence the reproduction of your genes in your family, clan, people etc. so let us simplify.

      Assume there are only three people, one woman, a man and you (assumed male). "Fittest" means your ability to reproduce with that woman, but it doesn't matter if you seduce her, rape her or kill the competition, as long as you do. "Moral" means the way you live your life, regardless if you have any children or not.

      Fitness and morality are orthogonal concepts. (fit,moral) (fit,immoral) (unfit,moral) (unfit,immoral) are all valid combinations. You can't infer from the fitness of an action to its morality, or from the morality to its fitness. To use "survival of the fittest" as a moral argument is another way of saying that you don't care about the morality, only yourself.

      P.S. In the case of slashdot, the story ends this way anyway: "Remember when I said 'Not if you were the last man on Earth'? I meant it."

      Kjella

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  3. Alex the Brainy Parrot says.. by rylin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Alex The Brainy Parrot says:
    Roland Piquepaaaaaaaille went from <none> to $500 in three minutes.

  4. Article: The Brainy Parrot Who Knows About Zero by Kagura · · Score: 5, Informative

    Alex is a 28-year-old grey parrot who lives in a lab at Brandeis University in Waltham, Mass., and can count, identify objects, shapes, colors and materials. And now, Alex has grasped the concept of zero, according to World Science. In fact, Alex can describe the absence of a numerical quantity on a tray containing colored cubes. When a color is missing, Alex consistently identified this "zero quantity" by saying "none." You might think that this is just a parrot trick, but this research about 'bird intelligence' might also help autistic and other learning-disabled children "who have trouble learning language and counting skills." Read more...

    One of the really interesting things about Alex is that it had learned in the past that "none" meant a lack of information. And without any training, when Alex was asked to say how many green or red cubes were on a tray in front of him, he spontaneously said "none" when there was no cubes with this color. In fact, he was able to connect two different concepts, a lack of information and the absence of a quantity. Pretty brilliant parrot, isn't?

    Before going further, below is a picture of Alex in front of his counting blocks (Credit: Brandeis University). And here is a link to a larger version (193 KB).

    A 'cultured' hamburger

    Now, let's look at how the researchers made the discovery that Alex possessed a "zero-like concept."

    The story began when researchers started testing Alex to see whether he understood small numbers, between one and six. Zero wasn't expected of him. The researchers would lay out an array of objects of different colors and sizes, and asked questions such as "what color four?" -- meaning which color are the objects of which there are four.

    Apparently, Alex was pretty good on these tests, until he got bored. So the researchers "found some more interesting toys to give as rewards." And here came the decisive experiment.

    One of these apparent lapses occurred one day when an experimenter asked Alex "what color three?" Laid out before Alex were sets of two, three and six objects, each set differently colored. Alex insisted on responding: "five." This made no sense given that the answer was supposed to be a color.

    After several tries the experimenter gave up and said: "OK, Alex, tell me: what color five?" "None," the bird replied. This was correct, in that there was no color that graced exactly five of the objects. The researchers went on to incorporate "none" into future trials, and Alex consistently used the word correctly, they said.

    A few days after this article was published, Brandeis University decided to issue a press release adding that Alex was the "first bird to comprehend numerical concept akin to zero."

    "It is doubtful that Alex's achievement, or those of some other animals such as chimps, can be completely trained; rather, it seems likely that these skills are based on simpler cognitive abilities they need for survival, such as recognition of more versus less," explained comparative psychologist and cognitive scientist Dr. Irene Pepperberg.

    Dr. Pepperberg's research, which uses a training method called the model-rival technique, also holds promise for teaching autistic and other learning-disabled children who have difficulty learning language, numerical concepts and even empathy.

    So far, results using this learning technique with small groups of autistic children have been very promising.

    The latest research work about Alex and his comprehension of zero has been published by the Journal of Comparative Psychology in its May 2005 issue (Volume 119, Issue 2) under the name "Number Comprehension by a Grey Parrot (Psittacus erithacus), Including a Zero-Like Concept." You'll get to the abstract from this page (scroll to number #8).

    A Grey parrot (Psittacus erithacus) that was able to quantify 6 item sets (including subsets of heterogeneous groups, e.g., blue blocks within groupings of blue and green blocks and balls) us

  5. Symptom, not the cause. by iamdrscience · · Score: 3, Insightful
    You might think that this is just a parrot trick, but this research about 'bird intelligence' might also help autistic and other learning-disabled children 'who have trouble learning language and counting skills.'
    I still think it's a parrot trick, and when translated to autistic kids, it's just an autistic kid trick. Training someone how to react to a situation and making them understand it are very different things, i.e. I could teach a four year old how to recite the quadratic equation, it doesn't mean they can use it.
    1. Re:Symptom, not the cause. by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      One of these apparent lapses occurred one day when an experimenter asked Alex "what color three?" Laid out before Alex were sets of two, three and six objects, each set differently colored. Alex insisted on responding: "five." This made no sense given that the answer was supposed to be a color.

      After several tries the experimenter gave up and said: "OK, Alex, tell me: what color five?" "None," the bird replied. This was correct, in that there was no color that graced exactly five of the objects. The researchers went on to incorporate "none" into future trials, and Alex consistently used the word correctly, they said.


      If the researcher's comments on the subject are true and they aren't suffering from "proud parrot syndrome", how do you explain that the parrot decided to "up the ante" and play a more difficult game?

      It's apparent from their words that the parrot does understand that there was a group that did not exist and thus it isn't some silly trick.

    2. Re:Symptom, not the cause. by rustbear · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not really convinced that the distinction that you are making (i.e. between understanding and behaviour memorisation) really exists. In my opinion, understanding is a kind of encoding, meaning you take a kernel of knowledge and can deduce the rest from it. However the kernel still needs to be memorised.

      For instance, a mathematician can do great things with a Euler's equation, but if he/she cannot remember the formula in the first place, they are not going to get anywhere.

      My point is that what you call understanding is for you, a "dumb you trick", for me a "dumb me trick", same as for the parrot and autistic kids. It's just that non-autistic people may be able to encode more and remember less.

    3. Re:Symptom, not the cause. by Jesrad · · Score: 5, Informative

      Except the article pretty clearly states that Alex has NEVER BEEN TRAINED to exhibit this behaviour. This parrot linked the "none" answer to an absence of information by itself.

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    4. Re:Symptom, not the cause. by MisaDaBinksX4evah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So, prove to everyone that your sentience is based on more than just a bunch of automated and learned responses to stimuli.

      READY, SET, GO!

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    5. Re:Symptom, not the cause. by jd · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It is arguable as to how extensively Alex could have been trained on anything else - a vocabulary of 250 words and the ability to cound up to something like 12 gives you room for a lot of permutations.


      It was already clear that Alex was capable of determining the result of permutations that he had never been exposed to previously even if he was familiar with the individual elements.


      What is now clear is that Alex can derive vocabulary for permutations that do not match recognized combinations.


      The derivation of values for words is something that diferrentiates deduction from association. Alex was able to deduce (presumably from observation) that "none" was a valid word and what it meant.


      This makes sense, as 99% of Alex' training IS by example. Two humans run the tests between themselves, Alex observes. One of the humans then carries out similar tests with Alex, to see if he has learned from his observations.


      The idea that he may have learned from unintended training sessions is therefore no great surprise. What would be a great surprise is if this is all he has learned. I think the researchers should try to see what else Alex has discovered. Before he starts sending out blackmail notes.

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  6. That's not new... by tbuckner · · Score: 5, Funny

    What about that raven which understood the concept of 'nevermore'?

  7. To summarize... by iamdrscience · · Score: 4, Funny

    Modern science = Stupid parrot tricks

    I always knew David Lettermen was onto something with stupid pet tricks, I'm surprised he never got a grant.

  8. He's Not Counting by DanielMarkham · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's pining for the fjords

  9. FTA by Hao+Wu · · Score: 4, Informative
    "For more information, you can buy this article for $11.95."

    Thank you for the offer, Timothy.

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  10. hmmm by slashdotnickname · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Guess I'll have to rethink my intent when I call someone a bird brain!

    On a side note, why is the concept of zero considered so advanced on the intelligence ladder? I know it was well after Greek times that man came to terms with it. But could it be the case that we were over-thinking its concept?

    Maybe someone can better describe this article's subject's significance... all I know, from my own observations, is that my dog certainly demonstrates a form of awareness whenever there's zero food in its dish!

    1. Re:hmmm by Khyber · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Read a book (I've got it right here) called Zero: The Biography of a Dangerous Idea. written by Charles Seife.

      Here's how imporant zero is. without it and infinity, calculus would simply not exist in the form we have today. Pascal used Zero with probability (correct me if I'm wrong on that statement) to "prove" god existed. The Church used Zero to fight heretics. Without Zero, we'd not have concepts defining the absence of something by a number. Zero is versatile, just like Carlin and his spiel on the "F" word. Give the book a read, you'll love it.

      ISBN 0-14-029647-6

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    2. Re:hmmm by Petrushka · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because an understanding of the difference between 'present' and 'absent' is a much more fundamental idea than that of 'number'. Treating them as related concepts is a big step:

      1. If it's here it's 'present'; if not, it's 'absent'
      2. If it's here I can count it
      3. ...
      4. I can count 'absent' things too!
  11. Very Intelligent by Jeet81 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My relatives have a african grey parrot and they are in fact really smart. They even seem to answer your questions (and complete sentences or phrases). Only thing is that they bite real hard so you might want to keep a distance while talking/playing with them.

    1. Re:Very Intelligent by WAG24601G · · Score: 5, Funny
      My relatives have a african grey parrot and they are in fact really smart. They even seem to answer your questions (and complete sentences or phrases). Only thing is that they bite real hard so you might want to keep a distance while talking/playing with them.

      I generally avoid relatives who bite while talking/playing. But, um, congratulations on their discovery of grammar!

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    2. Re:Very Intelligent by MisaDaBinksX4evah · · Score: 4, Funny

      My relatives have a african grey parrot and they are in fact really smart. They even seem to answer your questions (and complete sentences or phrases). Only thing is that they bite real hard so you might want to keep a distance while talking/playing with them.

      Yeah, my relatives are the same way.

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  12. Brainy Holand Piquepaille grasps concept of $0 by koreaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Scientists have reported today that Holand Piquepaille, perennial Slashdot whore and troll, has finally grasped the concept of $0.

    "It's amazing", reported one scientist. "Although usually it takes human-level intelligence to grasp the concept of submitting news articles without any chance for a monetary return, we were able to teach the concept to Holand Piquepaille."

    Unfortunately, the results are not yet conclusive, and it remains to be seen whether or not Holand Piquepaille will return all the money he duped out of people for looking at primidi.com. Scientists are hopeful, but note, "This is the first time that this concept has ever been documented in this particular species of whore, so we still need lots more evidence for the data to be conclusive."

    Another researcher pointed out: "Holand has demonstrated the concept of $0, but we're not sure if he's grasped what he wanted him to, or if he's just hit on related themes like 'The amount of value my posts add to Slashdot'."

    Scientists hope that further research will prove that Holand is destined to lead a life of future altruism. Keep your hopes up!

  13. Yeah, but can it do negatives? by ettlz · · Score: 4, Funny

    A parrot that counts 0 blue blocks is all fine and dandy. But can he count --3 red balls? Or 5i yellow chips?

    See, you're not so smart are you, eh, bird-brain?

  14. Alex probably knows the Holy Grail.. by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 4, Funny

    Professor: Alex, tell me what color 4?
    Alex: Blue, no Yelllllllllloooooooooooooooowww

  15. Re:Polly... by TRS80NT · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, I get it. polly-nomials!

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  16. Re:None vs. Unknown by syukton · · Score: 5, Informative

    The training of Alex is an experiment which is constantly in progress. This isn't "bad science" but "science in progress."

    It's kind of like condemning an experiment by reading one progress report, decades before the final report is available. And I say decades because Alex is 28 and African Grey parrots can live to be 65+ years old.

    I just saw something last night on Animal Planet on the "Most Extreme" intelligent animals. Parrots were #1, specifically this bird Alex, who has been in training for almost 20 years, I think it is.

    My dad has an African Grey whose name is Max. Max is not as intelligent as Alex, but he demonstrates a limited intelligence. Simple things like saying "come here" when he wants attention or saying "whoops" when he drops a piece of food. It isn't on par with the counting and identifying that Alex can do.

    If you see video of Alex, it's totally amazing. He can identify what objects are made of (wood, metal, wool), he can identify colors (red, blue, yellow, green) and even count up to five--now including zero. He can even flip you attitude: "wanna go sleep" or "wanna go home" or "hungry" -- all in the middle of a training session.

    More on Alex can be found here: http://www.alexfoundation.org/
    Alex's trainer for the past two decades, Dr. Irene M. Pepperberg, is a visiting professor at the MIT Media Lab, as well: http://web.media.mit.edu/~impepper/

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  17. Dumb Roland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    In fact, Alex can describe the absence of a numerical quantity on a tray containing colored cubes. When a color is missing, Alex consistently identified this 'zero quantity' by saying the label 'none.'

    Newsflash: Roland Piquepaille is dumber than a parrot!

    Zero is not the absence of a numerical quantity. Zero is a numerical quantity. The absence of a numerical quantity is when you don't know how much there is of something.

    It's like the difference between 0 and NULL in a database. This parrot is smarter than both Roland Piquepaille and MySQL developers.

  18. No way is it a parrot trick by jd · · Score: 4, Informative
    If you can ask the question "subtract the number of red cars from the number of green balls", and get the right answer, you're dealing with something that is NOT rote memorization.


    If you can ask questions involving grammar, adjectives and nouns, and be able to change them around and STILL get correct answers, it is clearly not simple comparison tricks.


    Autistic tricks are about simple store/recall of rote information, but there is no evidence here of simple store/recall mechanisms being involved. This is not some piece of amateur research over a weekend, this has been going on for 15 years with consistant and repeatable results.

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  19. I have seen a video of this parrot by jurt1235 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And it is an incredible animal already without the concept zero. It labels objects by name and properties like color and shape. But also recognize objects which are similar like keys. There is no way for the researcher to hint the solution unconsiously like what happens with the famous counting of horses and dogs (The horse taps the foot X times for the correct answer, but in reality just looks for the right signs in the face or behaviour of the owner (smart too though, sociology (-: )).

    The parrot is in this case better then men in understanding language. The researchers can not talk "parrot language", but this bird can talk human language. What would be great for research if they are able to find out if this parrot has a concept of language and can translate some more familiar environment things (like trees instead of keys) and see if that translates to other parrots in the wild.

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  20. Ravens put chimps to shame by Jesrad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Don't diss ravens, they can make tools, sometimes more proficiently than apes ! I've seen one of these birds cut a small rectangle of spiky leaf to use as a hook to pull some juicy worms from a dead tree bark; and another cut a stick from a tree, remove the leaves then make one end into a hook for the same task, in mere seconds.

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    1. Re:Ravens put chimps to shame by maxpublic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ravens and their crow cousins are exceptional in the world of birds, a fact which has been known for some time. They can and will craft tools and find ingenious solutions to problems in ways that no other bird can mimick.

      They also have very distinct differences in brain morphology when compared to other birds - not to mention larger and more complex brains. It seems that over time they're specializing for something other birds aren't: more grey matter. It'd be fascinating to see how they develop over the next two or three million years.

      Max

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  21. Hubris indeed ... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... to think that you are so advanced you can change your basic behaviour and instincts.

    Face it, you're an omnivore, like it or not. Whether you choose to eat meat or not is irrelevant - you have evolved to eat a variety of foods, including meat. Humankind is the most general of species on this planet - we survive in extreme heat, extreme cold, and everywhere in-between precisely because we can adapt to changing circumstance. Eating meat is a part of this general behaviour. I see no reason to be ashamed of what we do when it's in our nature to do it.

    It may even be (given that it's generally the meat-eaters predatorial requirements for advanced tactics that drive this) that you *had* to eat meat for thousands of years before you'd evolve to the state where it was optional...

    Frankly, those who espouse that we shouldn't eat other animals are mainly hypocrites. Humourous note: while checking the spelling of that, I typed "hypocr" into OSX's dashboard dictionary and it guessed at 'hypocretin'. Although it's not applicable (it's a hormone!), I'd love to adopt it instead of hypocrite. It just fits so well :-)

    Put a tethered lamb in front of a cave with fresh running water and see if the human would rather die than kill and eat the lamb. If you kill the lamb, if you'd rather die, then well and good - I respect your principles whilst simultaneously denouncing you as a fool. If you kill and eat the lamb, everything comes down to a matter of degree - when is it acceptable to eat meat and when is it not? That's an arbitrary decision made by an individual based on his/her preconceptions. No one decision is any more "right" than any other since the decision is a personal one. So stop telling me I can't have a bacon sandwich at the weekend!

    Simon.

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    1. Re:Hubris indeed ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > Face it, you're an omnivore, like it or not.
      > Whether you choose to eat meat or not is irrelevant - you have evolved to eat a variety of foods, including meat.

      I've evolved to be able to. Unlike some species, such as domestic housecats, I do not _have_ to eat meat.

      > Humankind is the most general of species on this planet - we survive in extreme heat, extreme cold, and everywhere in-between precisely because we can adapt to changing circumstance.

      Look at species such as water bears. We can't survive underwater without special apparatus, or for a lifetime, much less in an ocean vent. We can't survive an extended amount of time and reproduce on top of the Himalayas. They can.
      Humans are adaptable, but physically fragile; tools help, but we are very far from as general as you claim. Our extremes of heat and cold are much more limited than those of some other species.

      > Eating meat is a part of this general behaviour. I see no reason to be ashamed of what we do when it's in our nature to do it.

      Eating meat is possible. It is not, for at least some human beings, necessary. For religious, health, and ethical reasons, many people choose to eat little or no meat. One does not have to be ashamed of this choice either.

      Many things which are part of human nature, such as rape (chimpanzees do it too...) are reprehensible. While eating meat is obviously not in the same category, just because something has occurred for a long time and is possible for a species does not imply it's positive, fits within accepted bounds of most people's ethics, or anything else, beyond "it's been around a long time and is possible."

    2. Re:Hubris indeed ... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Put a tethered lamb in front of a cave with fresh running water and see if the human would rather die than kill and eat the lamb. If you kill the lamb, if you'd rather die, then well and good - I respect your principles whilst simultaneously denouncing you as a fool. If you kill and eat the lamb, everything comes down to a matter of degree - when is it acceptable to eat meat and when is it not? That's an arbitrary decision made by an individual based on his/her preconceptions. No one decision is any more "right" than any other since the decision is a personal one.

      While I eat meat myself, I'm not sure I buy your moral logic. If I were starving, I would be willing to steal food. Theft is still wrong. But stealing food is better than starving to death.

      If we're forced into it, sometimes we have to choose the lesser of two evils. But we shouldn't let that choice establish a precedent. We shouldn't say "If it's okay to kill in self defence, then you can kill anyone any time you want as well."

      To a person who believed that an animal has rights, the decision to eat meat would not be a personal one since it would involve another being. The decision to eat meat is only 'personal' if you don't consider the creature being eaten to have rights in the situation.

      The law, of course, recognizes the decision as personal since it only recognizes people as subjects and animals are mostly considered property which is used as people see fit - though there are some animal cruelty laws.

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    3. Re:Hubris indeed ... by utexaspunk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hubris, my ass- I'm a vegan and I respect your right to eat meat, but I have to call you out when you say stupid shit like your post.

      I'm a vegan because I believe society has advanced to a point where we are capable of survival without intentionally causing suffering to animals. Sure, we evolved to be omnivores, but the majority of our evolution occured before the advent of agriculture and civilization, and thus killing was a necessary part of survival. We also evolved to be greedy and lustful. Does that make stealing and rape ok?

      Your stupid hypothetical situation puts one back into a scenario where they would have to kill for survival. This is not what we are presented with in everyday reality. Yes, if it's kill or die, I'll kill. I don't value an animal's life more than my own, but that doesn't mean that an animal's life is without value, or that they do not suffer. Everyday reality is not kill or die, so I do my best not to. That doesn't make me hypocritical.

  22. What a stupid question! by Space+cowboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course I mind if you kill and eat a pet of mine - I have an emotional attachment to the animal - it's a PET!

    Do I mind if you kill and eat a scorpion in the desert ? No. Knock yourself out.

    It's the emotional attachment that's important - not the animal. As a child, I had a pet rabbit. If you'd tried to kill and eat it, I'd set the dog on you! I couldn't care less if you go out into the foothills and kill and eat a rabbit. I dare say there are (vegetable) farmers who would actively encourage you...

    Simon

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  23. Bah, that's nothing. by btarval · · Score: 3, Funny

    The majority of PHBs that I know consider themselves quite brainy - and they know zero as well.

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  24. Re:Hubris... Yes... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And I for one welcome our new feline masters...

    You missspelled 'avian'.

  25. Not likely. by Fortyseven · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A lot of schmucks will probably treat these sorts of interesting things like novelty party tricks and move on.

    Most people can't even treat other people with respect, so to me it's unrealistic to expect them to ever care about anything outside their own species except for personal gain or as lunch.

    Of course, there are exceptions.

    What can I say? I'm just a cynical bastard. :P

  26. Mr. Bean and the empty tree by Symb · · Score: 5, Interesting
    We own an african gray, 5 years, Mr. Bean. He already has a 50+ word vocabulary, can mock many of my 27,000 mp3s (with an emphasis toward trumpets/horns and bird noise techno like BT's Lullaby for Gaeia), rings the phone/oven/microwave/doorbell to get our attention, and can distinguish between a number of different objects and containers we use as a game/rewardSystem. He says hello when we come home or wake him up. He says goodbye when you get your keys to leave the house. He knows how to request that he be let out, fed, pet, and showered. He's practically a child of ours. We jokingly call him our "autistic 5 year old." My wife and I have followed and enjoyed Alex's progress for years.

    So, I'm amazed at the avian capability, but surprised at humanity's clunky, late, and worshipful grasp of zero. I read, "Zero: The Biography Of A Dangerous Idea" by Charles Seife, and it took us a hell of a long time to get a simple survival idea to cross from instinct into formalized intellect.

    I'm not a behavioral science PhD. Yet, How surprising is it that any animal can recognize zero in respect to color? How many yellow fruits are on that green tree? "None, next tree." How many gray mates are there on the brown branches? "None, next area." We have to think that the loser parrots who hung out at the tree with zero fruit didn't do so well in the evolution crap shoot.

    Zero is not so mystically intelligent as we think. Our belly and lungs definitely understand zero. But zero came late to our number systems. Our formalization of zero might well be a mystical leap of intellect, but only history will prove if we are as smart as we think we are. There are a lot of zeros out there we aren't grasping; zero dodos left, zero ozone defense in places, and zero vaccines for modern plagues.

    I look forward to the day when Alex and Mr. Bean learn to solve calculus. Then he can exclaim that the limit of e^x as x approaches infinity is infinity. Negative numbers and imaginary numbers and he'll be doing better than most undergrads.

    It should be noted Mr. Bean's QWERTY typing is abominable. So his C programming is not as strong as other posts might have suggested.

  27. Re:I'm still gonna go with "silly parrot trick" by Rob+Carr · · Score: 3, Interesting
    If you'd read any of Pepperberg's studies of Alex (or, for that matter, anted up the ~$12 for this article like I did, parrot owner and science nerd that I am) you'd understand that Alex actually tested to see if Alex was using "none" as a way of meaning "zero."

    Alex was taught "none" to describe when two blocks of different colors but the same size were presented and Alex was asked "Which color bigger?" In that case, Alex used the word "none" to indicate that they were the same size.

    To go from using "none" to indicate that there was no difference to use it to indicate that there were no items of the described characteristics is a small leap for an adult human, but very difficult for small human children and parrots.

    Non-human primates can't make that kind of jump. In some ways, Alex, with the brain the size of a walnut, is smarter than an ape with a much bigger brain! Of course, evolution would have selected for a low-weight, highly effective brain in birds because of the weight cost of flying.

    Based on what's described in the newest article, I actually suspect that Alex was looking for a word to express just this concept, or something like it. He may have had the concept before he had a word to describe it.

    Pepperberg, by the way, knows that she is working in a suspect realm of science. If she cannot document something with experimental evidence that holds up under statistical analysis, she won't say it. That also means that her scientific writing is almost impossible to parse. It's great research, but if you read too much of it, your eyes will bleed.

    The best example is the proof that Alex can be ornery. Anyone who owns a parrot knows the #$%^ birds are ornery. But when Alex acted up and proceeded to answer questions wrong, Alex went through every possible answer except the correct one. Pepperberg showed that the probability of that happening by chance was extremely unlikely, and that the only reasonable explanation was that Alex was deliberately answering incorrectly.

    One last thing: If Alex is simply answering questions, Alex has an accuracy rate of about 80%. If Alex is competing with another parrot or someone Alex doesn't like, the accuracy goes up to 100%. When attempting to give incorrect answers, again, the accuracy is 100%

    There is no doubt in my mind that Alex considers the humans around him to be the inferior species, to be messed with at will. If Pepperberg thinks that as well, she won't say it...until she can prove it conclusively with experiments and statistics.

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  28. Re:Hubris... Yes... by HybridST · · Score: 5, Funny

    "And I for one welcome our new feline masters...

    You missspelled 'avian'."

    You misspelled "misspelled"...

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    Dyslexics of the world untie!

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  29. smart birds by yaweh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    i saw a crow drop a walnut into an intersection from a street light. the crow then flew down to the side walk, WAITED FOR THE LIGHT TO CHANGE, then walked into the intersection to collect the edibles from the car-crushed walnut. he let out a loud in disapproval of how quickly the light had changed again as he was forced to retreat from the street and his score.

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  30. Prairie Dog Communication by maxhax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Alex has zero and little prairie dogs - the universal lunch - have a complete language, including words for color!!!

    http://www.prairiedog.info/Prairie_Dog_Communicati on.htm

    "Basically, prairie dogs are a universal lunch item. Everybody likes to feed on prairie dogs," says animal behaviorist Con Slobodchikoff of Northern Arizona University. And the prairie dogs know that. When a predator approaches they emit a series of warning chirps.

    Prairie dogs can talk. At least that's the startling conclusion reached by Slobodchikoff. His research flies in the face of conventional scientific thinking on the subject of animal intelligence. He maintains that prairie dogs can convey complex information through a language more sophisticated than that of any animal ever studied. Slobodchikoff has documented more than 100 prairie dog words all revolving around the same subject: predators. From his observation tower on the edge of a prairie dog colony outside Flagstaff, Slobodchikoff operates a directional microphone, a tape recorder and a video camera. From this vantage point, he can spot intruders, such as hawks, cats, dogs, and men and record the alarm calls these potential threats trigger in the prairie dogs.

    "Each time we do experiments I'm surprised because each time even I don't think these animals have the capabilities that our experiments show them to have," says Slobodchikoff.

    Back at his lab he digitizes his audio field tape into sonograms which show what each alarm call "looks" like, complete with adjectives.
    The professor has discovered that prairie dogs use adjectives to differentiate objects. For example, they can describe the color of clothes on a human and whether he is tall or short. They can also describe how fast a man is moving or whether he is carrying a gun. And there's evidence that the animals can remember that specific person for up to two months.

    Each prairie dog colony appears to have its own dialect, much like New Yorkers sound different from Southerners. But researchers believe the basic language is the same. That is, a prairie dog from Arizona could talk to a prairie dog from New Mexico.