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Linux Desktops in New Zealand Schools

nigelr writes "The New Zealand Ministry of Education has signed a deal with Novell New Zealand to provide SUSE Linux desktop licenses in schools. The article claims that while the price for a desktop license now matches what Microsoft charge, the new deal will significantly reduce the over all cost due to reduced charges for existing Novell products used in schools around the country."

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  1. Re:Isn't the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Linux is free. Support isn't. And if I was running a school, I would surley want somebody to yell at when things go foobar.

  2. Question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why are they using a distro that has licensing fees at all? I mean, if you're going to migrate to Linux, why wouldn't you choose a free distro like Ubuntu, and if you needed support you could always urchase it from Canonical...

    Not meant as a troll, or even "Distro X > Distro Y", but I don't see what it would be about SuSE that would make New Zealand schools choose them.

    PLUS, if they're just now reaching the prices that microsoft charges... why change? You're not saving any money at this point, and you have the costs of migrating everything. I can see if the Linux migration was to free licenses, but "hey, its the same price!" wouldn't make me jump on the Linux boat.

    1. Re:Question.... by Hosiah · · Score: 3, Funny

      Quick! Somebody push another Linux distro to number one! I can't take the cult rattling their tambourines and chanting "Ubuntu" anymore!!!

    2. Re:Question.... by germ!nation · · Score: 5, Informative

      Clearly you didn't even read the whole summing up, let alone the article.

      They are paying the same price for their desktops but as part of that their single license with Novell means that whatever else they are using (Zenworks, Netware or whatever) costs are greatly reduced. Good use of purchasing power IMO.

    3. Re:Question.... by ne0n · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's a humongous difference between an unmanaged desktop on your home computer, and a networked school setup wherein each machine must be locked down and centrally managed. Plus, if you RTFA (or even the synopsis) the schools are getting a good discount on Novell software already in widespread use.

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  3. Re:Isn't the point by ByeLaw · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So Novell is suppose to support it for free then?

  4. Perhaps it more like Trancendental Meditation by waferhead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When the guru tried to give it away for free, he was ignored.

    When he started SELLING "training" for insane prices, it became all the rage.

    1. Re:Perhaps it more like Trancendental Meditation by cduffy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      For support, maybe ...and that's exactly what they're getting here.

      Novell are pretty nice people to work with in a business context -- they understand taking care of their customers, and are big enough to have someone local pretty much wherever you are, have influence with vendors who need influencing, and so forth. They certainly understand the customer-centric thing better than Red Hat does, though I've never dealt with Canonical comercially so I can't comment on them in a business context.

      (Not relevant for the school district necesarily, but being one of the 2 linux distros Oracle will actually officially support is a pretty darned big selling point too).

  5. Bugger! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    As a kiwi student, I'm saddened by this news,
    my hacking of unsecure school network systems days are over :-(

    But on the otherhand it is good to see the playing field levelled.

  6. Re:Isn't the point by Sheetrock · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Well, part of what they're paying for is the support.

    And as it is Linux on the desktop we're talking about, they'll be using that a great deal.

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  7. Re:Isn't the point by Mrs.+Grundy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well sure it can be free. Sex can be free too, but as those here on Slashdot certainly understand, it is sometimes just easier to pay for somebody to supply it rather than go through all the trouble of figuring out how to do it the free way. I mean if you can get it for free more power to you, but don't hold it against those who need a little help and support.

  8. Additional Coverage by zaguar · · Score: 5, Interesting
    More reports:

    http://www.nbr.co.nz/home/column_article.asp?id=12 417&cid=3

    My take - I'm a student at Perth, Western Australia. My school recently got a whole bunch of iMac G5's, and Panther, and they are a nice set of machines. I run a heavily customized ubuntu/Gnome 2.10 setup at home and I would have to say that OS X is all that it's cracked up to be. It has a great interface and file/folder management system (finder), is stable, and seems to be easy to administrate (given that the sysadmins seem to do little work :D).

    It's a great choice for a school desktop, due to it's ease of use and solid support base. I use Linux at home and prefer it's data management capabilities, but there will always be a place for OS X in my heart.

    At least until the GNOME team creates an expose-like function

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  9. A step in the right direction by Jerle0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The problem is, no matter what kind of platform you use, the ease of maintenance has a pretty big impact on how much it costs. The 'free' part of Linux is nice for individual users or companies who have full-time IT staff, but for a school I think using a distro where they get support is a good choice. School IT staff is usually running tight as it is. Plus, now those kids will have a chance to learn something besides Windows at a younger age. I'm sure they'll get Windows exposeure elsewhere, so now they won't be locked into the 'Windows is all that I know, so let's use windows' pattern later.

    1. Re:A step in the right direction by SpottedKuh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem is, no matter what kind of platform you use, the ease of maintenance has a pretty big impact on how much it costs. The 'free' part of Linux is nice for individual users or companies who have full-time IT staff, but for a school I think using a distro where they get support is a good choice.

      The parent is bang on here. I can't say anything for how the system works in New Zealand, but I do recall my days as a high school student in Alberta, Canada. In my high school, the technical support staff were not permanent staff working at the high school -- heck, they weren't even government employees. They were simply tech support guys from a local company that were hired as the need arose to come into the school and fix up problems.

      So, you have to remember -- each tech problem == cost to the school. Hence, if the schools can get a distro that offers tech support as part of its one-time up-front charge, this could translate into savings for the schools (especially during the first year or two, when the transition from Windows to Linux is being made -- quite frankly, no matter how easy different distros try to make that transition, there are always bumps that show up, where your average school librarian will need tech support help!)

  10. Re:Isn't the point by lasindi · · Score: 5, Informative

    Isn't the point of Linux that it's free and all that jazz? I mean... paying for it takes away a whole lot of the attractiveness IMHO.

    If you mean that it's free in the sense of it not costing any money, no, that's not the point. The point of the operating system that it's been bundled with, GNU, was to provide a "free" OS in the sense that the user could do whatever he wished with it, i.e. modify it and share it with others. The sharing aspect means that it's very easy to obtain without paying for it, but that wasn't the purpose. I paid for my copy of GNU/Linux. Why? I like Linux in large part because the source code is accessible, and I think good work deserves good pay.

    Freeware (in the sense of cost) has always been around in great quantity. What makes open source programs different is the *open source code*, not the fact that you can download it for free.

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  11. The Point is Cultural Change by TuataraShoes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In a few years, people will no longer be saying, "everyone knows Windows... we expect new employees to know Windoze... it would cost too much to re-train our staff who only know Whindoes..."

    It's the beginning of the end of the desktop monopoly. Kids will no longer be programmed with a view to maintaining the power structures of the status quo.

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    1. Re:The Point is Cultural Change by Seumas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The only computers I ever saw in school from first grade through highschool were Macs and Commodores. Yet everyone uses Microsoft. So the idea that people will use what they are familiar with from school doesn't hold water. Since most schools didn't have Microsoft machines until at least the mid 1990s, you would then expect everyone today to be using Apple rather than Microsoft.

  12. Similar thign happening n the UK by slot32 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There's a big underswell push for Linux in schools happening around the UK too...

    Times Educational Suppliment ran it a few weeks ago. You needed the paper version for the full article but this is a good summary and primer: http://www.tes.co.uk/2094985

    Now... Can everyone who has kids in the UK start asking the teachers about this at their next school visit?

    It's a pretty well known fact that if you TEACH *CHILDREN* to use Linux and not Windows from the start, it will filter up through the years and (with any luck) become the system of choice in the home too... Then the last 'bastion' will be industry... and with 1000's of up and coming children leaving schools with skills fully developed in Linux, the old excuse of 'training' kinda starts working against Microsoft. 'Cause none of the kids use it (nor want to). It's the same trick Microsoft used (Free O/S etc for schools).

    Hope I haven't failed to explain in enough detail all of this, and you can all 'join the dots' and see where this might be going.

    So... Start hassling your teachers NOW. I personally *am* getting involved in a new school to get all their computers on Linux from the start. When it opens in September.

    If you're *serious* about wanting to see a less monopolostic computing environment, but don't know where you should put your effort in to help... This is the place... IMO

  13. Re:Isn't the point by Aim+Here · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Whatever you learn when you're a child has a shallow learning curve. Kids learn. They learn about whatever's around them. That's what kids do, and they do it *very* well.

    The only problems with the Linux learning curve is with adults who didn't grow up with computers, have little or no interest in computing, and who learned Windows because they had to for work or whatever, and whose neuronal pathways have pretty much hardened in 'Windows mode'. Thankfully, there is, and will only ever be, one generation of these guys.

  14. This price comes from where....? by Volvogga · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Novell deals lets schools buy software for the same cost as Microsoft products, about $99 per product per server for a year-long licence.

    This is a strange statement, due to TFA later saying the following:

    The ministry won't comment on the cost of the contract.

    Further investigation to this shows the following server costs from Novell's site:

    http://www.novell.com/products/linuxenterpriseserv er/pricing.html

    These are all non-haggled prices, too. There is nothing on there for $99, and I wouldn't think that they would be buying new servers just to change over the OS. Elseware I saw that these prices are supposed to include one year of matenence as well. Either I really missed something, or there is a flaw in Mr. Schwarz's journalism. Anybody have any insite into this little paradox?

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    1. Re:This price comes from where....? by hdparm · · Score: 4, Insightful
      These deals are not made on a per-server or per-desktop pricing. Everybody knew the price tag for MS contract - NZ$50 mil. over two years, which gave right to schools to use unlimited number of Windows computers (server and desktop) and limited (I don't know to which exact number) number of MS Office installs. For MOE this was peanuts, for MS - fuck all, in money terms. However, MOE and schools were free from bootleg software headaches for two years and MS extended their lock-in a little bit longer.

      Now, they claim the same licensing cost for Novell solution but I reckon everybody is getting better deal out of it - Novell makes a buck, MOE looks cool, schools are getting good software and more importantly support, thing that Microsoft always includes in cost but never actually provides.

      In short, my not too wild guess is: price is $50 mil / 2 years, the only difference between vendors is that Novell guys are happy to do some work, too.

  15. Re:Isn't the point by TuataraShoes · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Why is it so difficult, even for some on /. to grasp the difference between free and free.

    Gratis versus Libre

    • You have free speech, but still have to buy your own microphone.
    • You are free to travel, but buy your own ticket.
    • You're free to choose, but pay the expenses of your own distro.
    Supporting thousands of kids on desktops costs something. If you don't think so, then you try it. So who should carry the cost? These are state schools, the tax payer pays.

    Businesses may at times contribute, but that tends to lead to businesses wanting something back. Microsoft is happy to negotiate with schools. All they want is that the school perpetuates Microsoft's desktop monopoly.

    So the freedom we need is the practical freedom to educate kids without the curriculum being written by the mega-multi-nationals.
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  16. SuSe, why not? by 4v4l0n42 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I guess the point here is that instead of having a solid Debian or a powerful Gentoo GNU/Linux, institution, companies, schools, prefer to have technical assistance and a commercial product in general, which will then be open source.

    Do not forget that together with the SuSe package (that I do not really like myself) it comes a very well organized guide oriented for that distribution in particular, plus they have a phone number to call if they want professional help.

    On the other hand, if the system adminnistrator was good enough to do everything in his own, he could have install e Debian through the whole netowrk, asking help to the community when needed. But that doesn't happen often, so you get these commercial packages.

    I do not think that this is a problem, as long as it is Linux and not some creepy linux-similar distribution with tons of closed source application is fine to me.

    Regards

  17. Re:Isn't the point by badfish99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So you think the kids shouldn't be shown anything at school that they're not already used to seeing at home? What do you think schools are for, then?

  18. For all we know by mincognito · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the contract could be for 500 Suse licenses -- like .0042% of New Zealand's 120,000 computers. The article doesn't say. Considering that the "three-year licensing contract with Microsoft, Apple and Computer Associates signed [by the ministry] last year was worth $27.5 million" there's no way Linux is going to be the primary desktop OS for NZ schools. At $99 a licence it would only take about $12 million of that $27.5 to make every one of those 120,000 computers a microsoft seat.

  19. Re:Teacher!...leave the kids alone by lasindi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know that you've been modded down as a troll, but you have a good point, and even though I disagree with it, I think your post deserves an answer, not a troll mod.

    I don't know if any of you noticed, but Linux only has about a 1% share of the desktop market. What is the point of teaching these kids to use a system that nobody else does?

    Yes, Linux doesn't have a large share of the desktop market, but it's got a very large piece of the server pie, and is also prevalent in areas like supercomputing involved in scientific research. So the notion that learning Linux has no practical application in the "real world" is simply false. If these kids are doing tech support for the general public, yes, Windows is the system they should learn; if they're writing a program for a scientist to be executed on a cluster of Linux boxes (the job I happen to have right now), Linux is more appropriate.

    However, even this is not necessarily relevant. If these kids are supposed to be learning academics (as opposed to vocational training), the operating system is really not that important in terms of how well the kids will learn. A mouse behaves about the same on Windows as on Linux, most of the skills involved in using Office are applicable to OpenOffice.org, etc. The concepts of computer science, for example, are platform-independent, no matter whether you like programming with vi/emacs or Visual Studio. So even programmers, those who have as much to do with computers as anyone, will become just as good programmers no matter which platform they learn on.

    So what I'm saying is that in terms of educational value, if students learn Windows or learn Unix, it makes little difference. Also, many of these machines will be servers and computers that students won't come into contact with, and therefore they deserve an OS chosen purely on technical merits.

    So, in a nutshell, what I'm saying is that the schools should get what they think is best, whether it's Windows or Linux. Their job isn't to help Microsoft maintain a monopoly just because they already have one.

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  20. Re:Isn't the point by lxs · · Score: 4, Funny

    And if I was running a school, I would surley want somebody to yell at when things go foobar.

    Isn't that what students are for?

  21. Re:Isn't the point by HerbieStone · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pretty amazing this got moded as Insightful and not as Funny. Is it common among Slashdotters to pay for sex?

  22. Re:Isn't the point by Tomfrh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Children actually learn with a steep learning curve. If the learning curve is steep, skills are acquired faster.

  23. Re:Isn't the point by Aim+Here · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Windows might remain the dominant desktop, but the people I'm describing - the computer illiterates who bought windows in their droves because they knew no better and didn't care to know, and who made Bill as rich as he is today, and are the people plaguing the net with spyware-infested, unsecured, Windows boxen today- will die out eventually.

    As for the DMCA - the mechanism by which I'm guessing you think that works - content providers DRM their files and then don't license open source developers to write programs that can read it - depends on a few things:

    1)US judges ruling that cracking a DRMed media file for the purposes of fair use and/or interoperability is against the DMCA (though the DMCA explicitly says otherwise)
    2)Proprietary Linux/Apple companies NOT being licensed to write DRM-capable media players
    3)The Disneys and RIAAs of this world still retaining their stranglehold on the mass entertainment media in the face of competition from random people on the internet and/or piracy.
    4)Consumers being sheeplike enough and malleable to upgrade all their DVDs and CDs to the digital video/audio format of the month, whenever the content providers demand.
    5)The DMCA, or something like it, being extended to the 96% of the population of the world to which it doesn't currently apply

    It's emininently possible that all of these things might occur, so you could well be right, but it's not a foregone conclusion - I reckon patent lockups on internet servers, clients and protocols, (making using Linux a jarring experience compared to Windows) is a bigger portion of the threat meself.
    But time will tell.

  24. Re:Isn't the point by CmdrGravy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well you don't really pay up front for the sex, it's the support you pay for to make sure it stays on-line.

  25. nOOOO by CdBee · · Score: 3, Funny

    There are loadsa girls out there who are very grateful for being freed from Claria/Gator/MSIE :-p

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  26. Ignorance only lasts a little while by Joseph_Daniel_Zukige · · Score: 3, Interesting

    then those who ruled by ignorance get phased out by attrition, or the society self-destructs.

    Bill G. had one chance to pull the wool over people's eyes, and now the evidence is in front of everybody.

    So the GP is right. Either Microsoft throws off the Bill & Steve act, or Microsoft gets plowed into the ground in the next five to ten years as the kids who know _why_ their parent's boxes are full of malware grow up.

    And that's not counting the people outside the US and Japan who haven't become numb by constant exposure to MSWindows, who expect computing equipment to actually meet spec.

  27. Re:Isn't the point by builderbob_nz · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sorry to say that with the work I've done in NZ schools the problem won't be the learning curve for the teachers (all they tend to is word-process and email anyway) its going to be the restrictions the ministry has on what are "suitable" school management programs.

    Essentially all the ones that I have come across, rely on Windows. Given that these are not simple systems, I would say that it is going to be a while before Linux in the schools really takes off. Too bad as most of the CS inclined teachers I liase with (who often end up doing most of the admin work) are all for Linux in the school.

    In case you were wondering, the areas I can vouch for are Nelson and Dunedin. The other areas, well lets hope they are in a better situation.

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  28. No. It's not laziness. It's simply unnecessary by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 3, Interesting
    As you point out, although Linux distros need to be tweaked just like any other system for the end user, the modularity of the distros mean that most changes can be kept from bothering the user. That means the computer stays a familiar tool and doesn't waste staff time on constantly relearning the same class of application.
    Many Windows users have got used to the way Windows does things and are too lazy to change to something that requires a bit of brain usage.
    "Power users" are a lost cause and will have trouble no matter which platform they're changing from or to. And they'll do their own changes.

    But since the thread is talking about basic users the problem is simpler. It's not a matter of users being lazy. It a matter of the changes being unnecessary. And they're not going to do their own changes anyway, that's the job of IT support.

    Face it, Win95/NT/2000/XP/2003 all have different interfaces and behaviors. It's not like dropping a new kernel or even an new OS behind KDE or Gnome: on MS-Windows everything changes. When you change from one version of MS-Windows to another, your basic users will be inconvenienced by it and not like it. Ask them in a non-threatening way, you'll find they do not like the changes in the interface, especially when they're using the computer for exactly the same tasks as before. With a linux distro, they can keep the same GUI behavior and menus -- even in many applications -- for years longer and concentrate on their work rather than learning a new interface.

    So, I say again, inconvenience from upgrades is unnecessary for the basic user. Most of these basic users have a computer on their desk to write reports, letters or memos, work a spreadsheet, use e-mail, use the WWW, or print something from any of the above. There's no real reason any of that has to change so often, especially the computer's GUI and applications. In fact if the user is happy with the functionality, then same system and applications could be used indefinitely and there should be no reason to do anything other than the occasional security patch. And a patch should not affect functionality unless some unethical bastard decided to piggyback non-security related stuff into it.

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  29. Re:Isn't the point by elronxenu · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The person responsible is your computer/network administrator, and nobody else. So if you must yell, yell at them.

    I find it bizarre that people believe there needs to be some vendor at whom they can yell / complain / sue. If you're buying from IBM and paying top dollar for a support contract then you can expect IBM to guarantee that their program works, up to the point of writing and rolling out to you a fix specific to your particular problem.

    But if you're buying from Microsoft, you won't get that kind of support. You'll get a telephone representative who'll help you to understand that the program works the way Microsoft wants it to work, and you have to work that way if you want the program to work. You'll be paying by the minute for that advice.

    Nine times out of ten though, if your system goes fubar it's because "you" have fu'ed it. Complaining to a vendor won't accomplish anything.

  30. Re:Isn't the point by KingJackaL · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While I agree that having somebody to yell at is bizarre - I think it may be you that has missed the point. I know (being a sys admin myself) that we don't pay for (normally minimal, but often at least some) support so we can yell at the support from vendors. We pay for support so that we can access their knowledge and resources - tips on installation and configuration issues that would otherwise just add hours here and there (costing money); as well as somebody that's probably heard of most of the common issues and solutions with the device/software/etc - including those that aren't easily googleable/findable in the docs etc.

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  31. Re:Teacher!...leave the kids alone by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny
    When they get out into the real world, what practical knowledge will their experience with Linux afford them?

    Preach it, brother. I have been endlessly cursed by an early exposure to a Timex ZX-81 and Commodore 64, and may never recover from once having owned an Amiga. Oh, my kingdom for the ability to somehow acquire new skills that are similar to the ones I already have!

    No, I want my kids learning XP and only XP, and that's been my opinion ever since the United Nations declared it the One True OS For Posterity. I don't want them to look back with shame and horror on the weird systems of their youth as they attempt to learn the Windows path 30 years from now (which will be exactly identical in to current systems - how could we ask them to cope with change?).

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  32. Re:Isn't the point by Tekzel · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Well hello mister grammar nazi. Does your self-esteem reach new heights by yuour adding nothing of disthinguishable value to message boards on the internet?


    Actually he is adding something of "distinguishable" value to message boards. Since this is a written communication medium, the poor grammer and spelling often exhibited by posters makes that purpose much more difficult pursue.

    While I understand that sometimes the person in question is from a non english speaking country and that english is a second, or third, language, my guess is that is rarely the case. I think most of the time the poster is just ignorant. I mean ignorant in the literal form, not as an insult. (Although I am sure the ignoramus in question would take this as an insult, and thats fine.)

    Sure, someone will probably find some small grammatical error in this post, as the Slashmob often will. This will in no way change my point.

    People are idiots. (Ok, that one was purely for insult purposes, so sue me :)

    P.S. I am aware that I am posting in response to an AC, one who will likely never see this response, and if they did would likely just dismiss it out of hand.
  33. Re:Isn't the point by jav1231 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I would put it less vehemently and say that more and more people are getting on board with Linux and Apple. This will only help draw attention away from Microsoft. As they learn that these other systems are more stable, they'll want it. You should see people's faces when I'm working on a removing viruses or malware when they ask, "What do you use to get rid of these on your system?" I say, "I have an Apple system and a Linux system. I don't get these viruses as there are rarely any written for them." I realize it's because Windows is more popular, but moving these people to new systems now will help them now.

  34. As a former... by sc0ob5 · · Score: 4, Informative
    As a former high school network/systems administrator in Australia, this is great news. I worked at a government school and had a windows domain with a number of OSX labs and a couple of Linux servers. All this fuss about "support" is TOTAL claptrap, you want support with windows, it's google or nothing. The whole "support" thing is only for the bureaucrats. Accountability? well Microsoft deny they have any in their EULA. Basically the choices made in government (at least in Australia) from my experience is one of fear of change, even if it is for the better. Hopefully they hear about this in Australia's schooling system and start thinking about other options.

    Also novell was/is quite costly for schools, we were thinking of changing but the cost was just too great, if this new deal helps get more novell servers out there instead of windows servers I am all for it. But the real question is who really is going to support this? I mean you do need someone there that knows what they are doing I mean are you going to call novell every time you need a user created? A lot of the tech's that work at schools in Australia are just out of school and are in traineeships, who is going to teach them to use a Novell server or to configure a Linux desktop?

    at any rate I'm glad there is finally some action from the Novell front, quite possibly the only real chance for an alternative in the business and governement sector.

  35. Re:Isn't the point by Trelane · · Score: 4, Funny
    Sex can be free too
    You see, sex isn't generally free. You're not really taking all the factors into account when calculating your TCI (Total Cost of Intercourse). While certainly it can be, if J. Random Girl and J. Random Dude merely run into each other and throw themselves on the floor and go at it, generally it takes a great deal of cultivation on the part of the male (and also the female, though I'm much less used to that perspective, so here's the male perspective). For instance, did you take into account the days you've waited to approach J. Random Girl, and plotted how to best go about it for minimizing rejection? How about all those dates where you gallantly paid for the check? Or, even more casually, for a one-night stand, while smaller than the Full-On Relationship, you generally must first have an expenditure of effort for the approach, buying her drinks, etc. Now, on the full extremum, conservatives like myself who wish to have Free Sex only after marriage must account for many months, even years of dedicated effort and direct monetary expenditure in order to even begin to have Free Sex (what is the vendor lockin cost of Free Sex with a Wife? How do you account for locking yourself down to a single Sexual Vendor?). And, as all of you are no doubt aware, the TCI is even higher for a Relationship scenario, since acquiring Free Sex also requires regular maintenance of the relationship (again effort and cash (for sacrificial flora, for example)), in addition to effort involved in getting J. Random Girl relaxed enough to even contemplate having sex!

    So, in conclusion, generally sex is not free when you account for the entire TCI!

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