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Star Trek's Scotty Dies at 85

darkworm writes "James Doohan, better known to Trekkies everywhere as Scotty, has died at the age of 85. James was suffering from both Parkinsons and Alzheimer's and died earlier today at his home"

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  1. Beam me up! by boingyzain · · Score: 1, Funny

    I guess God decided to beam him up :( RIP.

  2. Yes, I am going to hell for this... by toupsie · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's dead, Jim! -- Bones

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    1. Re:Yes, I am going to hell for this... by macklin01 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Quick! You get his tricorder; I'll get his wallet. :-)

      In all seriousness, godspeed, Scotty! -- Paul

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    2. Re:Yes, I am going to hell for this... by RexDart · · Score: 4, Funny

      He could nae change the laws of physics, Captain.

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  3. Favorite Quote by lecithin · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Just before they went into warp, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into their engine room, where they'll be no tribble at all."

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    1. Re:Favorite Quote by fishdan · · Score: 4, Funny

      On TNG to Jordi: "How are you going to get a reputation as a miracle worker if you tell the Captain the actual amount of time it will take?!?!"

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  4. Well, at least by Cranst0n · · Score: 2, Funny

    He can annoy Bones some more. RIP Mr. Doohan.

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  5. sad... by idiotdevel · · Score: 5, Funny

    may the force be with you!

    wait...

    1. Re:sad... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think every Trekkie reading that just had a heart attack. So, ummm...good work!

    2. Re:sad... by idiotdevel · · Score: 5, Funny

      may the force be with them as well

    3. Re:sad... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny
      may the force be with you!
      And I felt a great disturbance in the force, like a thousand voices saying "NOOOO!!!" in unison...
  6. Re:Cue the jokes... by ShelbyCobra · · Score: 5, Funny

    He was also a linguist...

    I see, but was he a cunning one?

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  7. Re:Cue the jokes... by Fnkmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    He had his youngest daughter in 2000, when he was 80 (!), with his wife Wende, whom he'd been married to since 1975. Way to go, James.

    So I guess his Doohan was still working?

    groan

  8. Re:Scotty's Rule of Thumb by daeley · · Score: 4, Funny

    Spock: "Ahh, Mr. Scott, I understand you're having difficulty with the warp drive. How much time do you require for repair?"

    Scotty: "There's nothing wrong with the bloody thing!"

    Spock: "Mr. Scott, if we return to Spacedock, the assassins will surely find a way to dispose of their incriminating footwear, and we will never see the Captain, or Dr. McCoy, alive again."

    Scotty: "Could take weeks, sir."

    Spock: "Thank you, Mr. Scott."

    (From Star Trek VI)

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  9. Out of respect by Leroy_Brown242 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm observing a minute of scottish accent

  10. Famous Quote for overclockers and tweakers by vchoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    "She's running at 120% Captain..."
    "Ach! If I give 'er any more she'll blow, Captain!"


    Thanks for giving us hardcore overclockers and tweakers a such a great quote to remember you by.

    We should all reply:
    "She'll be fine Scotty..." *wink*

    RIP mate.

  11. Sad news... James Doohan, dead at 85 by Lethyos · · Score: 1, Funny

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Sci Fi actor James Doohan, affectionately known as "Scotty", was found dead in his NC-1701 quarters this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly a Federation icon.

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  12. Re:Scotty's Rule of Thumb by humdinger70 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually,it was a factor of 4. He said so in Star Trek III:The Search for Spock when he was estimating the refit after the activities with Khan in the prior pic.

    Dialog went as follows (Best guess, sorry if I don't get all the words exactly right)...

    Kirk: How much time for the refit, Scotty?
    Scotty: Eight weeks, sir. But we don't have eight weeks, so I'll have it done in two.
    Kirk: Mr. Scott, have you always multipled your repair estimates by a factor of four?
    Scotty: Of course, sir. How else am I going to maintain my reputation as a miracle worker?

    Sleep well, Jimmy. Give our regards to DeForest when you seem him.

  13. I Beam by Himring · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I know this ship like the back of me hand...."

    [bangs head on I-beam and falls down]

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  14. Re:Warp Speed Scotty by schon · · Score: 4, Funny

    /me is going to pour some 21 year old Glenlivet on the ground tonight.

    Me too.

    But I'm gonna drink it first. :o)

  15. Re:Beem him on up... by glimmy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Welshy of course

  16. In the words of Scotty . . . by mmell · · Score: 5, Funny
    (Turbolift Computer voice): "L - l - l - level?"

    (Mr. Scott): "Engineering"

    (Turbolift Computer voice): "Thank you"

    (Mr. Scott): " Up your shaft! "

  17. Feel Me Up Scotty by darkonc · · Score: 5, Funny
    Back in the 80's during the Non-Con science fiction and fantasy convention in Edmonton, somebody learned that Doohan was in town doing a promo at a local car dealership. They invited him over, and he agreed -- with the stipulation that no autographs would be allowed (he claimed contractual obligations).

    He arrived as the con chair (who was a big 'Scotty' fan) was speaking to the closing ceremonies. They snuck him in unseen and he walked up to her and gave her a big bear hug from behind.

    Swinging around to slap him, a growl of disapproval changed to a squeal of glee almost mid-swing.

    They later made her a button that read "Feel Me Up Scotty!".

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  18. Re:There goes a good man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had breakfast with Jimmy Doohan once. This was years before I was a famous geek, so I doubt he remembered it long.

    I doubt he'd remember it long even after you were a famous geek.

    *ducks bullets*

  19. Re:There goes a good man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    This was years before I was a famous geek, so I doubt he remembered it long.

    Between ESR and William Shatner, who has the bigger ego?

    A question we leave for philosophers to debate for decades to come.

  20. Re:Beem him on up... by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Snottie, of course. Snottie beamed me twice last night, it was ... wonderful.

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  21. Re:Cue the jokes... by swb · · Score: 2, Funny

    You're not married, are you?

  22. Re:Cue the jokes... by Bamafan77 · · Score: 5, Funny
    His (second) wife was 43 when his youngest daughter was born in 2000. That means that she was born in 1957, and got married in 1975.

    At age 18.

    Doohan was 55 at the time.

    Until now, I was a big fan of the character Scotty. Now I'm a fan of Doohan, the man! Everybody thought Shatner was the player, but who knew that Scotty was the true pimp of TOS. :)

  23. Re:There goes a good man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    This was years before I was a famous geek...
    ...brittle personalities and huge fragile egos

    No comment.

  24. Re:Beem him on up... by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 2, Funny
    The mind boggles - how much of an asshole do you have to be to have children at that age?

    Sour grapes. Just because you never impregnated a woman ...

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  25. I won't believe it... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...until it's confirmed by Netcraft.

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  26. Actually, it WILL be Scotty beaming you up. by doublem · · Score: 3, Funny

    Up until now, it was Saint Peter for EVERYBODY. The growing population has necessitated some personnel changes. With more people being born all the time, there are also more people dying off. The work load is far too great for Saint Peter alone, so God has authorized some additional "Heavenly Greeters."

    John Candy, for example, will be greeting Canadians. Initially, they weren't going to get their own greeter, but Candy was so persuasive that God decided to give him the job anyway.

    James will of course, be in charge of greeting all the Sci-Fi fans and assorted geeks. Naturally, this will cheese off the die hard Star Wars fans. There was some concern about what to do with George Lucas when he arrived, until someone pointed out that after the prequel trilogy, George won't be approaching the pearly gates anyway.

    I'm told James has already made a few changes. For example, die hard Trekkers will actually hear some transporter sound effects during the transition from a physical body to a divine existence. Die hard Trekkers who are virgins will actually hear "Beam me up Scotty" just before they get beamed up. Deforest will be doing the voice over for now. If Shatner makes it to heaven his voice will be used instead.

    Saint Peter and James are reportedly getting along well, as they both have a fondness for good Scotch and Whiskey. James was quite relieved when he found out Saint Peter had set up a distillery in Heaven, and it was literally staffed by some of the best alcohol artisans on all time.

    Of course the Prohibitionists were PISSEED when they found out about it, and even tried to shut it down. Of course, it's kind of hard to shut down the heavenly distillery and wine makers when God has a glass or two with dinner.

    Anyway, there's no word yet on the other long term changes. For now, dead geeks will be greeted by James' warm and friendly demeanor. James is quoted as saying "When I was told I'd be Scotty long after I was dead, I didn't realize it was going to be quite so literal. I decided to go with the flow and enjoy it long ago, and now I get to welcome new souls into Heaven. I can't think of a better job than that.

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  27. Re:Drink green by saskboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    In his honour, I hope that everyone finds a favourite drink that is green.

    "What is this?"
    Scotty looks at bottle of liquor: "It's ... green."

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