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World's Smallest MP3 Player

Chris_Yates writes "mobiBlu is claiming to produce the world's smallest mp3 player, the DAH-1500 cube. The player is 24x24x24 millimeters (about the size of the tip of your finger or various small items), weighs 18 grams, uses OLED technology, and comes in a variety of colors. The 1GB version is currently selling for $130 at Wal-Mart. Buy one today, so you can lose it within a week!" Update: 07/25 22:56 GMT by T : An anonymous reader points out this review of the device.

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  1. Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Laebshade · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it really that small?

    1. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by saider · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd rather stuff a LONG CYLINDRICAL player in my pants.

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    2. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Washizu · · Score: 5, Funny

      What you you rather carry in your pocket, a SQUARE, or a FLAT RECTANGLE (IE: shuffle, sony thing, etc.)

      You'd be able to fit an infinite number of two dimensional squares and rectangles in your pocket, so it's hardly an issue.

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    3. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In order to fit an infinite number of two dimensional squares and rectangles in your pocket, you would need an ifinite amount of time. Therefore it is impossible to fit an infinite number of two dimensional squares/rectangles into your pocket.... unless you could somehow put them in there infinitely fast. But thats kooky talk.

    4. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Mmmmmmmm. Finger sausage.

    5. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 3, Funny

      Is that a long, cylindrical, portable mp3 player in your pocket, or are you just trying to convolute my clichéd sexual innuendos?

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    6. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by adamjaskie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bah. My company is manufacturing POINT-shaped mp3 players with INFINITE storage capacity. NEVER RUN OUT OF ROOM AGAIN!

      Unfortunately, we seem to have a problem with them being a little bit too... dense. It has caused several mishaps with things such as nearby stars and passing photons, so we like to keep our factories in remote places in the universe while we perfect the process.

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    7. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by funkyfreshcoderdude · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would be an MP12 playa.

    8. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      You'd be able to fit an infinite number of two dimensional squares and rectangles in your pocket, so it's hardly an issue.
      Sure. If its too wide you can just roll it up into a line and then fold it into a point.

      Good luck finding it, though.

  2. weird... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    I found this wee thumbnail sized MP3 player... plugged in my own earphones... hit play and heard weird static with the sound of flies buzzing played. Then my cell rang and a weird, detached voice said "Seven days..." and hung up. Any ideas?

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    1. Re:weird... by sdpuppy · · Score: 3, Funny
      7 days?

      Did they mean "7 business days"?

      What if there is a holiday?

      Is the recording copy-protected?

      If not, I'd suggest you make a backup copy, then give it as a present to that boss you don't like...

    2. Re:weird... by VikingBerserker · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's odd. About a week ago I lost my thumbnail sized MP3 player, and I~d&()@#[NO CARRIER]

    3. Re:weird... by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're safe. The monster would crawl out of the TV, you'd go into your questions about counting weekends, and what about Monday, which was Washington's birthday - does that count? It's not a real holiday after all... and on and on. The monster would just say fuck it and go back into the TV to get away.

      That movie scared the shit out of me, by the way.

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  3. Don't swallow it... by Pxtl · · Score: 4, Funny

    You'll get it stuck in your iSophagus.

  4. is it also by arootbeer · · Score: 4, Funny

    powering their web server?

  5. 24mm square = 1" square. by baryon351 · · Score: 5, Funny

    > The player is 24x24x24 milimeters (about the size of the tip of
    > your finger

    Anyone with one inch square fingertips is scary. Seriously. I doubt seeing a 1" cube I could relate it to *ANY* body part.

    1. Re:24mm square = 1" square. by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 4, Funny

      I doubt seeing a 1" cube I could relate it to *ANY* body part.

      Some guys get all the luck.

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    2. Re:24mm square = 1" square. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      I could relate it to *ANY* body part.

      Now 2".....

  6. now we need a d20 by suso · · Score: 3, Funny

    Call me a geek but one of the first things I thought of when I saw this was being able to roll a 20 sided wireless die w/ speaker and have it say 'HIT!'. It could be hooked up to my character sheet and the DM computer. Throw in that overhead LCD map projector and we're good to go.

    1. Re:now we need a d20 by PHP+Addict · · Score: 2, Funny

      Geek ;)

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  7. It looks pretty awesome. by Stick_Fig · · Score: 2, Funny
    I was just looking at this thing last night. If I wasn't getting hardcore poontang from my iPod, I would be interested in this.

    And hey, since Wal-mart is selling this, I think it might just give the iPod a run for its money.

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  8. fingertips by justforaday · · Score: 4, Funny

    The player is 24x24x24 milimeters (about the size of the tip of your finger...

    Sounds like it should be really easy to push the buttons to control the thing...

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  9. Tip of one's finger?? by sczimme · · Score: 5, Funny


    The player is 24x24x24 milimeters (about the size of the tip of your finger or various small items)

    I don't know about the rest of the non-gigantism population, but the tips of my fingers are rather smaller than one cubic inch.

    For scale: early in the movie 'Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban', Harry causes his b*tchy aunt to inflate and blow away like a balloon. Her finger was the first part to inflate; when she holds it up, the tip of the finger appears to be about 1" in diameter.

    To sum up: normal finger tips are not 1" in diameter.

    / pulled a muscle reaching for that comparison

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  10. Does it get any bigger? by winkydink · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh wait, wrong site. :)

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  11. Cube? CUBE? by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're going for small form factor, why on earth would you want a cube? Surely the ideal is more of a thin credit-card shape, so that it'll fit conveniently in pockets. Not to mention offering more surface area for sensibly-sized controls.

    I suppose this is marginally more convenient than the "caltrop", "shuriken" and "mousetrap" form factors, but it's a close thing.

  12. And if the RIAA comes after you... by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...swallow the evidence.

    Of course the new Digital Millenium Toilet Act will let the RIAA hang around your house for a day or so until the evidence reappears.

  13. Yeah, but... by Linus+Torvaalds · · Score: 1, Funny

    Realistically, how big is the market for this? How many people want to play the world's smallest MP3? Does it play normal size MP3s?

  14. Re:M.Bison vs Motaro by PHP+Addict · · Score: 2, Funny

    So that's how it happened... I've spent many nights lying awake wondering what would happen if these two ever met.

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  15. the first rule of the iPod micro is by Knights+who+say+'INT · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do not eat this micro iPod.

    Do not eat this microsized music player.

    Do not eat it.

    You have been warned!

  16. Re:I plan to shoplift their entire stock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...and smuggle it out in my colon.

    - Bob Goatse.

  17. Obl Futurama Quote by indig0 · · Score: 2, Funny


    Leela: What's the matter Amy? Did you swallow your MP3 player again?

  18. Re:One small problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    USB 1.1 is the same as USB 2.0. You're thinking of USB 1.0, which IS painfully slow.

    USB 1.1 == 12 Mbps
    USB 2.0 == 480 Mbps

    So, same thing, in that they are both spelled the same until you get to the number part.

  19. For people with pointy fingers only by jurt1235 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or with an extention set so you can use the controls.

    BTW: I think I will paint one dot on side on, 6 on the opposite, 2 on another, 5 on that opposite, and 3 and 4 dots on the two remaining sites. Then I can use it for monopoly.

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  20. iPod flea by BlueEar · · Score: 3, Funny

    They've got nothing on iPod Flea!

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  21. Re:One small problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Max. Storage Capacity: 1 GB
    Memory Type: Built-in, Flash
    Expandable Memory: No
    Digital Audio Formats: MP3, WMA, WMA DRM
    Hrs. of Music (approx): 10
    # of Songs (approx): 250(MP3) 500(WMA)
    Data Storage: Yes
    FM Stereo Tuner: Yes
    Voice Recording: Yes
    Interface: USB 2.0
    Battery Type: Built-in Li-Polymer
    Battery Quantity: 1
    Battery Life: 10 hours
    PC Compatible: Yes
    MAC Compatible: Yes
    Headphones: Necklace Earphone

    # Features: MP3, WMA, WMA DRM playback
    # Platform Support: PC and Mac
    # 1 GB flash memory (up to 500 WMA songs)
    # OLED display screen and blue back light color
    # Frequency Response: 20 Hz to 20 kHz
    # Signal to Noise Ratio (SNR): 90 dB
    # Equalizer Modes: Normal, Rock, Jazz, Classic, Live, Custom
    # USB 2.0 ******* (Not USB 1.1 for 1GB Ver.)
    # Audio line-out
    # FM Radio: 50 dB; 87.5 to 108 MHz
    # FM/Voice Recorder
    # Clock and date display
    # Sleep Timer
    # SRS (Sound Retrieval System) WOW 3D Sound Effects
    # Batteries: built-in, rechargeable Lithium-Polymer
    # Dimensions: 0.94" Height x 0.94" Width x 0.94" Depth, Weighs 0.63 oz

  22. Re:Actually by Vizthex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually apple has a one up on this. The Fleapod. =P http://gprime.net/video.php/ipodflea

  23. Re:I plan to shoplift their entire stock... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1, Funny

    Bob Goatse goes for the 60GB Photo iPods, surely?

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  24. Re:Hmmm... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hear piece? Musics?

    Why do I hear Mr Burns when I read your post, and why is it hilarious?

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  25. Re:iPod Shuffle is 25% bigger, better shape by slevin · · Score: 2, Funny

    But a cube will fit much better in my eyesocket. No way am I getting a shuffle in there.