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Pentagon Wants Screenplays From Scientists

Aix writes "According to the New York Times, the Pentagon is funding classes in screenplay writing for 15 scientists. The idea is to encourage kids to go into science and engineering through mainstream media and thereby presumably bolster long-term US national security. While it sounds like a lot of fun for the researchers involved, and anything that stems the spiral of the US into a culture of anti-intellectualism is a good thing in my book. Will glamorizing science in the movies make kids pay better attention in chemistry class?"

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  1. glamorous by talaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Will glamorizing science in the movies make kids pay better attention in chemistry class?"

    In a word, YES.

    we should all know by now that kids will immitate anything the movies (or tv) show them. just look at how many injuries were blamed on Beavis & Butthead!

    1. Re:glamorous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Also, ask anyone who provides a course on forensic science what the effect of CSI has been...

    2. Re:glamorous by garcia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We already have enough "science" showing up as "screen plays". I know Slashdot has posted about it before and I'm too lazy to look it up but everyone knows that there are "important scientific discoveries" about asteroids hitting the earth, earth shattering earthquakes, etc, all right before a movie about nearly the same topic comes out.

    3. Re:glamorous by tbischel · · Score: 3, Funny

      It already does! Just think of where your science skills would be without the inspiration of Star Trek?

      (well maybe you'd have an ACTUAL girlfriend, but thats not everything... is it?)

    4. Re:glamorous by IAmTheDave · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In a word, YES.

      Agreed. And shows like Futurama are awesome for this purpose as well, considering the brain mass they had.

      I personally can't see anything but benefits from taking mainstream media and making it mathematically and scientifically sound. You don't lose any wow factor, but you also don't present preposterous information. Real science can be spectacularly amazing, especially some of the newer physics theories dealing with dimensions (string theory, etc.) and space-time as the fourth dimension.

      I love science.

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    5. Re:glamorous by drgonzo59 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      At the same time in China kids are learning English and studying Calculus while here they are still watching cartoons, play football and video games. By the time American children graduate from highschool they will still need to take a couple of remedial university courses to finish learning to read and write, while the Chinese students are already studying biochemistry and quantum physics. Well, ok, maybe I exagerated, but you get the point.

      Anyone who seems to be interested in science in this country was and still is a "nerd" and thus unpopular and a social outcast. Everyone wants to be friends with the athletic football jocks, the nerds and geeks are the ones who get picked on.

      The only way kids are encouraged to be succesful (read=make tons of $$$) by the society (media, family, friends) is to go to college, join a fraternity, party 4 years while taking some business classes then join daddy's or uncle's company with a $80,000 starting salary. Well, that seems to be working so far but for how long?

      So yeah, glamorizing science is a good step in the right direction, but I wonder if it too late.

    6. Re:glamorous by Taevin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, first of all it's actual scientists being taught how to write screenplays. Hopefully they would try to make it as realistic as possible. That aside, I know there are plenty of geeks that grew up watching science fiction shows and that, at least in part, were intrigued by that enough to go into a scientific field of study. So even lots of "movie" science could be beneficial, if done in the right way.

    7. Re:glamorous by Ced_Ex · · Score: 4, Funny

      You learn more from pornos than sex-ed class. It's more hands-on.

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    8. Re:glamorous by Kelson · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ah, yes, the CSI Effect, by which laymen have come to expect instant miracles from forensics instead of a long, slow process of detection.

    9. Re:glamorous by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Don't laugh. I just had a perfectly normal girl tell me "Geeks are cool". I've found that intelligent women do, in fact, notice intelligence; some of them even value it. Occasionally, you'll even meet a girl who actually likes kind, intelligent guys who make them laugh. Such women are rare, but they do exist. Some of them are even beautiful... or at least I can think of one who is....

      Of course, if your personal hygiene and social skills are only good when compared to RMS, you're still screwed, but for those of us who actually are capable of interacting with women and aren't afraid to put on a tie, the prevalence of technology in particular (and, secondarily, the prevalence of science in general) on TV and in other aspects of our popular culture has already done a -lot- to improve the image of geeks in the minds of the women in society today.

      Or maybe I'm just really, really blessed....

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    10. Re:glamorous by Tozog · · Score: 2, Informative

      Another good article about the CSI Effect. It talks about how jurors in cases expect the forensics in a case to be exactly like a CSI episode.

    11. Re:glamorous by xtracto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh man... that is really funny, but all in all it is kidn of true, I remember when a girlfriend asked me when had I learned some "tricks" I made in an "encounter". I thought to tell her that I have seen them in a lesbian film (you can imagine which "tricks" did I do ;o) ).

      It is useful, at least it was for me :)

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    12. Re:glamorous by Nos. · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sure the scientists will write screenplays that are very realistic. However, I really doubt that these screenplays won't pass through some hands that will alter them here and there to make them more "entertaining" (read: revenue generating).

    13. Re:glamorous by Rei · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Come on - what is computer science without an "Uploading Virus" dialog box? What is aerospace engineering without do-it-all, land-anywhere-in-the-solar-system rocketplanes? What is biology without absurd mutations? What is astronomy without the approaching FTL alien invasion fleet to observe? Etc.

      Hollywood (in general) does cheap ascientific things because it makes better movies than the real stuff. Just like people don't watch a "hacker" movie to see someone typing endless lines of C code, the same goes with "technical" fields, in general.

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    14. Re:glamorous by demachina · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe it will peak some interest but the simple fact is that by the time most of those kids reach college and start actually picking a career many are going to realize science and engineering are hard fields and the pay off is poor compared to:

      - business
      - marketing
      - law
      - medicine though the payoff there isn't so great either

      The reason the U.S. is cratering in science and engineering is that, other than during the dot com bubble, they are career paths for people who don't want to make a killing. Most talented Americans want to make a killing so they opt for business, law, etc.

      You want to get more scientist and engineers you have to do two things both nearly impossible:

      - Fix the education system where athletics is a 10 and academics is a 1 in the real priority scale of kids, parents, teachers and administrators. In the upper class parts of India academics is a 10 and athletics a 1 though cricket is a passion. This is nearly impossible to fix because the jockocracy is entrenched in nearly every school, football and basketball are fun, exciting and glamorous, physics and chemistry is not.

      - Fix the financial rewards system so that CxO's stop making 400X what people who actually invent, design and build things make. This being a free market system you can't. fix it.

      Engineering and science pay better than a lot of jobs but anyone who understands where the money is, is going to go in to management, sales and accounting tricks.

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    15. Re:glamorous by WatertonMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not sure that's true. The US took off economically in the postwar period when we also dominated science. I think science dominance has a lot to do with economic success.

      That's not to say I'm not happy the rest of the world is investing in science. The more the better in my book.

    16. Re:glamorous by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The US took off economically in the post ware period after every other significant economy on the planet was bombed to pieces.

    17. Re:glamorous by Ira+Sponsible · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like a good plan. If bombing the rest of the planet will get me a better paycheck, count me in with our new planet-dominating overlords.

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    18. Re:glamorous by outsider007 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, at least they'll start with something that resembles science. I'm just glad that I misread the headline initially and the Pentagon is not asking scientologists for creenplays. I was dreading a Battlefield Earth II.

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  2. Well, an anti-intellectual is heading us up though by BWJones · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would love to see more science and engineering being taught and endorsed by the federal government, but it does not help that our POTUS is endorsing the teaching of Intelligent Design (ID) as a science rather than the religiously biased belief system that it is. I don't have a problem with ID being taught as long as it can be taught along with other philosophy and religious curricula.

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  3. I wonder.. by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...will they produce something more interesting than what Hollywood makes? ..wouldn't be hard, really..

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    1. Re:I wonder.. by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...will they produce something more interesting than what Hollywood makes? ..wouldn't be hard, really.

      They are only writing the screenplays, not making the films. Hollywood can butcher a screenplay six ways from Sunday without a moment's thought. I gather the screenplay for "The Island" actually resembled a somewhat thoughtful SF story before Michael Bay and his production team got a hold of it. They can write and brilliant creative and interesting a screenplay as they like, unless it happens to fall into the right hands the first act in the production of the film will be to suck all the creative and interesting elements out of it to make the usual bland lowest common denominator that studio execs can feel safe about.

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    2. Re:I wonder.. by xtracto · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I really hope they make something similar to what hollywood does, you see, that way all the mases of Joes and Janes 6P will take their kids to see it. And those are the ones that need to be taught dont you think?

      If they make the films more *interesting* in the way you are thinking then a lot of people wont like to see it because it will be *boring* for them... it is like the movie "Memento" or "Pi", of course they are both great movies but not for the . I remember a friend telling me that he found boring Memento, because he didnt understand it, so I hope these movies are really easy to digest.

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  4. If Movie Science Got Any Sexier... by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The astro-physicists would all be wearing low-cut gowns.

    Does anybody really think there is any shortage of glamorous mathematicians or two-fisted archaeologists in Hollywood? Not to mention they are frequently written as the Voice of Reason, Saving the Day, Etc. The era of scientists being depicted as whining and dreary eggheads who cowardly scamper about in the shadow of the macho leading man left vogue with Doctor Zarkov.

    Oh, and not for nothing, you can teach science, but you cannot teach creativity. The government would be better served rounding up a couple dozen young but semi-established script-writers and giving them a crash course in astronomy. Of course, commissioning some Haiku from a bunch of Quantum Physicists would be pretty cool, in a Mondo 2000 kind of way...

    1. Re:If Movie Science Got Any Sexier... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Informative

      The astro-physicists would all be wearing low-cut gowns.

      I see you missed Godzilla: Final Wars.

      Loved the scientist in that one, she reminded me of one of our research students here in Biochem who's from Japan.

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    2. Re:If Movie Science Got Any Sexier... by samkass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, and not for nothing, you can teach science, but you cannot teach creativity.

      I don't believe this, myself. Nor do I believe that scientists are inherently uncreative (or at least any more so than semi-established script-writers.)

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    3. Re:If Movie Science Got Any Sexier... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ugh, the "can't teach creativity" line. It's not really true. Creativity is 'fostered' by teachers, quite effectively, by teaching people how to make use of their creative instincts. Most people can be 'taught' how to 'improve' their creativity, just as people can learn perfect pitch or how to draw. Even surreal anarchic comedy is 'fostered'.

    4. Re:If Movie Science Got Any Sexier... by TrippTDF · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, and not for nothing, you can teach science, but you cannot teach creativity

      Agreed- but science is all about cretivity as well. You can teach anyone FACTS of science, but I don't think you can teach them to BE a scientist... in the same way I can hand any person a script and tell them to memorize it, they could read back what I gave them, but they might not bring out the life of the script the way an actor would.

      While the country was in love with space movies and sci-fi in the 60's and 70's, public intrest in Appollo dwindled a bit. It was not as exciting as the movies made it out to be. Perhaps a film can be made that will make science seem "exciting" and be a box-office hit, but the principles behind what makes a good movie and what makes good science could not be further apart. This idea has it's heart in the right place, but it's not going anywhere.

    5. Re:If Movie Science Got Any Sexier... by techno-vampire · · Score: 2, Informative
      The era of scientists being depicted as whining and dreary eggheads who cowardly scamper about in the shadow of the macho leading man left vogue with Doctor Zarkov.

      I take it then, that you've never watched the original Flash Gordon serials, as I have. Dr. Zarkov had enough guts to build his space ship and launch it against an un-known force that was threatening to kill everybody on the Earth, and looked capable of doing it. He also had the sense to take along a "man of action," for those deeds of derring do that Zarkov himself wasn't capable of doing. Zarkov, Flash and Dale made a great team: brains and brawn, plus Dale as a highly-skilled lab assistant. (Ming respected her brain just as much as he wanted her body.) Not that there haven't been any number of cowardly scientists, mind you, but Zarkov doesn't fit the mold. He was quite willing to risk his life standing up to Ming, even if he wasn't the man to run around in close combat with the guards.

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    6. Re:If Movie Science Got Any Sexier... by Jim+Starx · · Score: 2

      I would think it's quite the opposite; that scientists are inherrintly very creative. But that creativity doesn't always come out in activities that your average bloke thinks of as "creative".

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  5. That's why I'm in I.T. by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 2, Informative


    Because I saw this glamorous,compelling drama, and I wanted to be just like the protagonist. ^_^

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    1. Re:That's why I'm in I.T. by finse · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Seriously, for me this flick from the 80's helped fuel my disire to learn more about computers & software. Although, after seeing this movie with my father (I was 8 or 9), he forbid me from using a modem until I was 18.

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  6. Forget Superman... by kurenai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... we need MacGyver!

  7. Anti-intellectualinism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    While it sounds like a lot of fun for the researchers involved, and anything that stems the spiral of the US into a culture of anti-intellectualism is a good thing in my book.

    Pot. Kettle. Fragment.

  8. Complicated by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't think it is an A leads to B thing- Movies won't make kids automatically interested in science, however I think a lot of people were inspired by the cold war to get into science, and movies that made the Russians look bad got American kids into science, and vice versa.
    Whatever your opinion of the administration- Imagine if W had a conference, said that we are going to get rid of our need for foreign oil w/in 10 years, and got scientists etc. going with the support they deserve and need- it could be like JFK's moon challenge.
    It isn't just movies that influence people- we need a whole atmosphere of education in the US.
    Of course, another way to do this would to bring kids to 15 year reunions, when the football team captains have gotten fat and work at car washes, and the high school nerds are making great money in great jobs.... Education is cool man.

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  9. It Worked for Me! by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 4, Funny

    After watching the LOTR trilogy I have now been trying to make my very own One Ring! I also have been trying to learn how to cast Magic Missile and Root spells as well, but they are on the backburner until I can make my magic invisibility ring using a bunsen burner, a gold-plated $5 ring and some Methanol.

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  10. Uh oh, I'm in academia, and getting mixed messages by NitsujTPU · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This seems like an awkward time for them to do this, considering as how they just slashed funding for hard research (DARPA) and schools all over have been scrambling to find new sources of funding.

  11. Movie Physics website by HonkyLips · · Score: 5, Informative

    They could do worse than begin by visitng this site: http://www.intuitor.com/moviephysics/ which examines physics in Hollywood movies. The reviews alone are priceless.

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    1. Re:Movie Physics website by Kelson · · Score: 4, Informative

      And don't forget http://badastronomy.com/

    2. Re:Movie Physics website by t35t0r · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A particularly creative scene I recently saw was in "XXX: State of the Union" starring Ice Cube. I'll leave the critics to judge the movie, but I think Steven Seagal movies are entertaining so you can see where I'm coming from.

      The scene I am particularly interested in is near the end of the movie when XXX (Ice Cube) jumps from a train going about 150mph off a 150-200ft high bridge into a river or lake. Just a split second before he hits the water he shoots his shotgun into the water where he will enter. Could one survive such a speed (perhaps terminal velocity) / force (negative deacceleration) if he/she were to break the surface tension of the water by shooting a shotgun into it or using something else to make a large splash?

    3. Re:Movie Physics website by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nope, not gonna happen. The Mythbusters tried it out with a crane, a crash test dummy equipped with a accelerometer and using a hammer to "break the surface tension". There was no effect whatsoever. The dummy was toast, hammer or no hammer.

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  12. Movies aren't scientific!? by bigtallmofo · · Score: 2, Funny

    I challenge anyone who thinks movies today aren't scientific to watch the original Jurassic Park.

    "Hey this is Unix. I know Unix"

    With scientific banter like that, what purpose does the government have in getting involved?!

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  13. drama in science by venicebeach · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually what I would like to see dramatized in a movie related to science is probably not what they are thinking of. One thing that will probably end up in there is the mystery, the process of discovery, etc..and all that can be compelling. But I think perhaps what is more important in the life of a scientist nowadays is the stuggle between the values of pure discovery and curiosity with the practical pressures of career, money, etc. That's the value axis I would like to see in a movie. The pressures of publication and of obtaining money for grants often press on one's sense of ethics, and most scientists are faced at some point with making the choice of personal sacrifice for the sake of science on one hand, or personal gain on the other. My scientist protagonist would struggle with that choice...

  14. Wouldn't Stargate SG-1 be a good example? by Pedrito · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Stargate SG1, while being sci-fi, does try to adhere to real science and real scientific theory in many ways. Granted, some aspects can't simply to maintain the story. But a lot of the stuff they discuss and use is based in real theory. If more sci-fi shows would at least try to do that, I think it would be helpful.

    The thing is, I don't know that this kind of stuff really brings kids into science, no matter how much real theory they use. And frankly, when it comes to higher degrees, where the money is can be a big driver. During the .com boom, tons of kids where going into computer science programs and there was a sudden overflow of programmers, right around the time it went bust.

    I was a chemistry major my freshman year. Certainly not because of the money. The reason I left it was I had this sudden vision of what life would be like as a chemist and I thought, "Oh God, how boring." And that was the end of it for me.

    My girlfriend in college went into comp. sci. because of the money. When she graduated and got her first job doing it, the first thing she said was, "God, this is so boring." I said, "Well, didn't you like it in school?" She said, "No." I said, "Well what made you think doing it for a living was going to be any more fun?"

    Needless to say, her career as a programmer was short-lived.

    So I guess my point is, money will attract people, but it's the interest that keeps them. I think glamorizing it might bring some kids to find interest in it, but the fact is, most science jobs aren't all that glamourous and getting hit by the reality of that may make careers short-lived.

  15. How about... by Luveno · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ... making science jobs in the government extremely well-paying, so people flow to them naturally?

  16. not even close by sewagemaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    if you see what's on tv, you'll find so many shows dedicated to doctors (ER, grey's acadamy, chicago hope) lawyers (law and order: special victims unit, criminal intent, trial by jury) and cops (CSI miami, ny).

    you never hear anyone even mention engineers in movies or tv series. it's got to do with the social culture of the states. 100% of the political leaders in China have an engineering or science degree. In the states? none! (source: IEEE spectrum magazine June 2005).

    1. Re:not even close by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 5, Funny

      you'll find so many shows dedicated to doctors (ER, grey's acadamy, chicago hope) lawyers (law and order: special victims unit, criminal intent, trial by jury) and cops (CSI miami, ny). you never hear anyone even mention engineers in movies or tv series.

      You're right. And it would be so easy. The three-episode arc on tracking down an elusive double-free()d pointer practically writes itself.

    2. Re:not even close by HidingMyName · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Actually my favorite depiction of Engineers in the movies is in Apollo 13. They show engineers responding to a crisis, rolling up their sleeves and making things work in a very no-nonsense way. Even when the crisis is first reported and you see all the people in the room lift their hands off their keyboards and hold them up and give the time-honored look of "I didn't do it, what the hell is going on here?" is very telling of true engineering culture.

      But you are right, engineers, mathematicians and scientists could use more positive images (I like Numb3rs on that account). The U.S. culture seems to undervalue them.

    3. Re:not even close by sensei+moreh · · Score: 3, Informative

      Samuel Wright Bodman was sworn in as the 11th Secretary of Energy on February 1, 2005 ... Born in 1938 in Chicago, he graduated in 1961 with a B.S. in chemical engineering from Cornell University. In 1965, he completed his ScD at Massachusetts Institute of Technology. For the next six years he served as an Associate Professor of Chemical Engineering at MIT ... IANAE, but I walways thought that a CE was an engineer

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    4. Re:not even close by khallow · · Score: 2, Informative
      100% of the political leaders in China have an engineering or science degree.

      Hmmm, that's not really true, but it's clear that there's a lot of them in the highest offices including the very top posts. They may really dominate the younger bureaucrats as well since a technical higher education seems much more likely among the younger generation of Chinese leaders. A counterexample to your original claim is the defense minister, Cao Gangchuan (he was in 2003, at least) who had training in the "Nanjing Number Three Artillery Ordnance Technical School and Number One Ordnance Technical School".

      According to this document, 496 of 535 members of Congress (both House and Senate) have at least a bachelor's degree. Of these, the vast majority come out of politics or law. There are 8 medical doctors and seven scientists. Not much is said here of the type of degrees held so it may turn out that there are more engineering degrees in the group than this sample indicates.

      But it does indicate to me that China is a technocracy heavy on engineering and science, while US politics is probably dominated by softer "sciences".

  17. Pefect script by alvinrod · · Score: 3, Informative
    Camera pans to show children playing with various toys. Billy is sitting on the side by himself playing with his chemistry set. The more popular kids are playing with a football. Suddenly ten hot women come out of no where and surround Billy, cooing over him.

    Suddenly something in one of the tubes starts fizzling. Suddenly the President comes into view and hands Billy a big bag of money and says, "By God Billy, you've found a cure for cancer!" Everyone starts cheering.

    All the kids playing with non-science related toys get fat, ugly, and contract AIDs on the spot. They all fall over dead and no one seems to care about them. Billy is given a parade in his honor.

    Roll credits.

    A little extreme perhaps but I think if we made science look "cool" to little kids they'd probably buy it. If I would've seen this when I were little I'd probably have become a chemist.

    1. Re:Pefect script by Pxtl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, you'd be surprised. My wife's a teacher and has stood in in a few science classes, and half the kids there want to be CSIs now. Apparently Who music and David Carusoe are all it takes to get kids interested in Science. Who'da thunkit?

  18. Re:Anti-intellectualism? by krautcanman · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... and anyone who thinks SAT scores are indicators of intelligence clearly knows NOTHING about the test. Even minimal amounts of studying for the test can raise your score considerably.

  19. Re:You ignored my point. by BWJones · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but that bringing up GWB's stance on intelligent design in a discussion of scientist's creating movies is off-topic

    Actually it is not off topic as we in the sciences are suffering a dramatic reduction in funding in the NIH, DARPA and other funding agencies. This is happening at the same time as a change in education in the USA with more and more students not enrolling in the sciences or engineering. This is also happening at a time when the religious right is trying to push their agenda through an administration that got elected based upon their votes.

    So, comments by our CINC that appear to pander to the right end endorse an agenda that does nothing to help our science and engineering problem in this country are very much related.

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  20. Re:Clue stick. Re:Well, an anti-intellectual is... by anagama · · Score: 2, Informative



    Pick your poison: "President Bush said Monday he believes schools should discuss "intelligent design" alongside evolution when teaching students about the creation."

    So talking about ID in a science context now suggests that it isn't being paraded as science?

    Wow. Magna Cum Lowdey (sic) graduate from Rove University ... or stuck on the short bus of reality, I can't figure out which.

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  21. Re:You ignored my point. by Kelson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wait. One part of the US government (the military) is looking to promote science. But it's off-topic to point out that other parts are trying to suppress or dilute it?

    Yes, there is certainly more documentation about presidential appointees doing things like fudging scientific reports to make them more ideologically correct, but you can't deny that Bush and others in his administration -- as well as members of the same party in other branches of the government -- have been promoting an anti-intellectual climate. I mean, that was a selling point in last year's election! Do you want to vote for the good ol' boy from Texas, or that whiny intelectual from Massachusetts?

  22. Re:Clue stick. Re:Well, an anti-intellectual is... by nunchux · · Score: 5, Informative

    Bush has never endorsed the teaching of Intelligent Design as a science rather than religion. That's simply a fabrication intended to karma bait the Bush haters. Congratulations on your success -- but you are still a troll.

    Actually...

    "Bush told Texas newspaper reporters in a group interview at the White House on Monday that he believes that intelligent design should be taught alongside evolution as competing theories."

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/artic le/2005/08/02/AR2005080201686.html

  23. Will they be Bollywood style movies? by Sagarian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Will they omit the part of the movie where the highly trained scientist/engineer's job is shipped off to India? Or will they just cut to the chase and produce the movies themselves in Bollywood?

  24. And Meanwhile, Salaries for Engineers.... by weston · · Score: 3, Insightful

    are rising wildly, right? NOT!

    So... we're starting to outsource knowledge work, lumping science/technical skills in with manufacturing labor in the competetive race to the bottom. And Academia is increasingly competetive and less remunerative, and public funding is getting slashed.

    I guess science is something you go into for love, right?

    1. Re:And Meanwhile, Salaries for Engineers.... by NitsujTPU · · Score: 2

      Certainly.

      Unfortunately, a PhD costs around half a million dollars at the end of the day. Without government support, we just won't have them.

      Also, consider that outsourcing engineers is industry's fault. Killing off the company with outsourcing is a quick solution to turn a profit in the short term, while ignoring long-term implications. Simply put, if all of your value is generated by another company, then your company has no value.

  25. I don't know... by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Funny

    How many impressionable young children have been inspired to become semiconductor designers by the Britney Spears Guide to Semiconductor Physics?

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  26. Re:Clue stick. Re:Well, an anti-intellectual is... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "First of all, that decision should be made to local school districts, but I felt like both sides ought to be properly taught ... so people can understand what the debate is about."

    This is verbatim. The elipsis represents a pause where the reporter asked a clarifying question (Both sides ought to be properly taught?).

    If you don't understand that Bush is implicitly arguing that Intelligent Design should be taught side by side with the Theory of Evolution, you are either ignorant or stupid. As I suspect you are neither of those, I suspect that you are intentionally spinning and trying to minimize Bush's comments, which is just as bad, if not worse. You know full well what he meant and means.

    The chief fallacy that Bush is putting forth is that there really is any scientific debate, that ID and the Theory of Evolution have some sort of equal footing as competing ideas. This is patent nonsense. We might as well say that the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics and the 2nd Commandment of the Old Testament are competing ideas, and there should be some sort of debate. One Law is in the realm of science and empirical reality and the other is in the realm of religion/philosophy and spiritual reality.

    And here is the crux of the matter. Bush and the proponents of Creationism and Intelligent Design wish to ignore empirical evidence when it clashes with their dearly held beliefs. Not just to ignore it, but to destroy it, to make it go conveniently away. This is called intellectual dishonesty (or just plain dishonesty, why mince words?), and you are guilty of the same sin when you claim that Bush is not endorsing the teaching of ID as science.

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  27. Re:Oh please. by IAmTheDave · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here here. Let's please not focus on ID just because it is the latest thing to come out of this government. Rather, let's focus on the torrent of unsound and unresearched scientific claims made by the administration and the stifiling of scientists who strongly oppose such intrusion.

    Here's a great place to start:

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  28. Close Encounters of the Pedantic Kind by s20451 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think they would come out a lot like this:

    - Set a course for Alpha Centauri!
    - Aye aye, Captain!
    (five or more years of boring space cruise)
    (exterior shots in perfect silence, there is no sound in space)
    (finally the ship arrives)
    - Scan for life forms!
    - Sorry sir, there's no such thing as a "life form detector". It's not like life gives off a special energy or something.
    - Well, shit. Let's go home then.
    (several more years of boring space cruise)

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  29. Re:Just an Idea by VolciMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful
    you're right, they should be taught science. And since science requires observable, repeatable techniques, any discussion of the origins of life must, by definition, be "vacuous garbage designed to get past the ban on teaching religion in schools". That includes any discussion of the origins of life: evolution, creation, intelligent design, whatever. Since it all has to be accepted upon faith (as we weren't there to observe it), it's all religion.

    Science should stick to things it can handle: physics, chemistry, genetics, biology (without origins of life). We can reproduce certain actions based on certain inputs, so it can be classed 'scientific'.

    Since the origins of life cannot be reproduced, it's not science. It's philosophy, world view, or theology.

  30. some science-inspiring movies... by jangobongo · · Score: 2

    ...off the top of my head:

    Contact with Jodi Foster
    Indiana Jones series with Harrison Ford
    Jurassic Park series
    2001: A Space Odyssey

    among many others, I'm sure.

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  31. Re:Well, an anti-intellectual is heading us up tho by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Down that road is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism - and you don't want to go there.

    I can see your point that without a God, then what is the point in life? Why even bother living? I cannot give a satisfactory answer to that. But I think for most atheists the goal of improving humanity, and make humanity more powerful (control of environment, conquest of skies and space, etc) is a sufficient goal by itself.

    Occam's razor is one possible 'answer' to Solipsism ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism ).

  32. Re:Uh oh, I'm in academia, and getting mixed messa by jim_v2000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    schools all over have been scrambling to find new sources of funding

    Maybe they should start by using the money they have better.

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  33. As usual, Pentagon is off-target by paiute · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As a scientist who has peddled screenplays, let me tell you that they are approaching this ass-backwards, as usual.

    [relevant aside: Did you hear about the Polish actress? She was sleeping with the screenwriter.]

    If they want more good movies about science, the way to do that is not to encourage the generation of more screenplays. Fucking Hollywood is tit-deep in screenplays. You can't swing a dead cat without knocking over a stack of them.

    If the Pentagon wants more science movies, then start up a production company and buy the scripts, make the movies they want made. The train a couple of nose-mounted .50 cal Gatlings on Mirimax and get them distributed.

    More screenplays? They are farting into gale-force winds.

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  34. Re:Well, an anti-intellectual is heading us up tho by skaffen42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If there is no God/gods no absolute truth that is critically relevant and can be known then WHY should i care about science?

    Well, there is no real "WHY". But think about it this way, if we as a species didn't spend a lot of time caring about science, then you probably would not have been around ask that question. Hell, without science you would still be cowering in a cave somewhere, wondering if that sound you just heard was a lion who invited himself to dinner.

    So there is no reason for you to care about science, other than that it is the one way we have of improving our chances, both individually and as a species, of surviving a little longer. If it makes you feel better to believe in some omnipotent space fairy, then go ahead. What really matters is whether you help or hinder the survival of the species.

    You are probably asking "but why should the species care about survivial if there is no universal truth". What it comes down to is that it doesn't really matter. If the species stops caring about survival it pretty soon won't be around anymore. The problem pretty much solves itself.

    Actually, if there is a god out there, I think it is probably even more in our interest to learn as much about the universe as possible. I mean, if a god exists he is certainly not looking out for us. It might be time for a coup...

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  35. my point by quarkscat · · Score: 2

    The ONLY part of the Dubya regime that isn't run by completely brain-dead presidential appointees IS the Pentagon, which published a paper earlier this year that not only confirmed that global warming was real, but also has been trying to plan for the patrolling of the soon-to-be completely-devoid-of-ice Arctic Ocean.

    They are, however, completely dependent upon the neo-Con(artists) in the Congress for funding, so they are still on a tight leash. Unless there is a substantial public backlash against the Dubya regime in the 2006 mid-term elections, this nearly universal Dubya regime aversion to real science in particular, and the anti-intellectual climate in general, will continue to hamstring America's future scientific prowness, regardless of Pentagon efforts to the contrary.

  36. Chemistry class? by Bruzer · · Score: 2, Informative

    Will glamorizing science in the movies make kids pay better attention in chemistry class?

    This question is irrelevant and too narrow. Paying attention in Chemistry class has little to no effect on my choice of careers (Software Engineering). There are a variety of Engineering professions that do not involve Chemistry.

    The question rephrased to "Would movies about Engineers make kids want become Engineers?" Would a movie influence a child's decision that will effect his/her whole life?

    I participate in National Engineering week. Where Engineers from various fields go to middle school and high school classrooms to try to get kids excited about Math and Sciences in hopes they will look into an Engineering career. It is a great program and I believe that is making a difference in my community, but only time will tell.

    One thing I use to motivate kids into chosing an Engineering profession is a picture of my motorcycle (with an explanation that you can afford a decent lifestyle as an Engineer). That seems to get some interest, but I also like to think I have a good personality.

        - Bruzer

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  37. And now, for a touch of reality... by Chemisor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    > Suddenly something in one of the tubes starts
    > fizzling. Suddenly the President comes into view
    > and hands Billy a big bag of money

    I very much doubt that. It is much more likely that suddenly a SWAT team would burst in and surround little Billy, pointing their automatic weapons at his head and screaming obscenities. Then they'd throw him in jail for possessing drug paraphernalia (namely, labware, chemicals, alcohol burner, etc.). If Billy wasn't alone at the time of arrest, conspiracy charges would no doubt follow.

    Then he'd be named a terrorist, after some underpaid police chemist runs some unspecific test and finds explosive precursors (do you realize how many chemicals fit in that category? Anything with a benzene ring can be converted into TNT.) in Billy's test tube. Billy's friends would be immediately included as co-conspirators to blow something up while stoned on some homemade drug.

    As anybody who has tried to do chemistry anywhere outside strictly controlled and designated places knows, the message from the government is chrystal clear: don't do chemistry. And now they try to blame us for listening and obeying the law? How amusing.

  38. Scientists vs. the Love Scene by MooseByte · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Hollywood (in general) does cheap ascientific things because it makes better movies than the real stuff."

    Exactly. Plus can you imagine a scientist scripting the love scene?

    "The mass of her heaving bosons betrayed her entanglement with Higgs, the mysterious agent she longed to know but had never seen."

  39. We don't need anymore science majors by joebolte · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This idea is retarded. Contrary to popular belief, there is no shortage of science majors to fill the science positions in the United States. The job market, especially for physicsts, is terrible right now. I could give examples of the sacrifices it takes to become a researcher, for little material gain, but you're better off hearing it from someone who has been through this grinder, as I am just starting down this path.

    In addition to this, a lot of scientific research, while it can be really rewarding in the long run, is fscking BORING! day to day. (Guess what I do for a living.) Are we really helping children by giving them unrealistic impressions of what it's going to be like if they grow up and enter the sciences. In the movies, scientists go from the desgin stage to the production stage in a matter of hours and whatever they come up with always works on the first try. Guess what? This never happens in real life. Never! If you design something new and build it, it's not going to work the first time.

    I think it would be a lot better to stimulate the production of media that actually talk about science in a way that is accurate and accessible at the same time, in contrast to most of the stuff I heard about when I was kid.

  40. Re:Isaac Asimov by budgenator · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think you should read Asimov's "The Endochronic Properties of Resublimated Thiotimoline"
    First Published In: Astounding Science Fiction, March 1948, pp. 120-125 a very good read and it accurately teaches a lot about the scientific process. The thing I found most amusing about it is it chronological context, it was published the week before Asimov gave his oral defense of his PhD thesis and he was terrified that one of the examiners would take a dim view of a "real" scientist writing SciFi. What happened was after they were done grilling him on his thesis work, they made him defend his fiction, so he not only got his PhD, but became confident that writing fiction didn't taint his as a scientist.

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  41. Not breaking the surface tension - aeration by snowwrestler · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm a whitewater kayaker and so know a little something about hitting the water at high speed (off a waterfall). For drops above 20 feet, boaters focus on penetrating the water with the bow of the boat so as to break surface tension. Above about 40 feet, that is no longer enough, and the boater needs to aim for the area of maximum aeration. Well-aerated water has a very low surface tension and so is safer to hit at high speeds. Waterfalls have been run over 100 feet without injury this way.

    So the shotgun would have a very different effect from a hammer in that it is more likely to aerate the water. Not that it would work anyway (air hurts at 150 mph, let alone water), but it important to understand the principle at work.

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  42. Yes and no by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is an attempt to stem the tide of Asian/Indian dominance of Science/Medicine/tech. Jimmy Neutron was one of the movies that glorified geekiness and there are a bunch of other movies that touch on it... but the thing is movies are the wrong avenue.

    When I was a kid I watched 3-2-1 Contact, Reading Rainbow, and most importantly Mr. Wizard. Mr. Wizard was a show on Nickelodian in which an older gentleman paired up with kids to do cool easily-reproducable experiments and teach science. He had a show where he used an old Mac to draw a spaceship and then airbrushed in some white smoke (like an early version of paint) and then animated the smoke and lift-off. This instantly drew me to computers and was the true start of my love and interest in science and computers. Movies are one shot deals and not grounded in reality, a weekly show that shows kids like yourself doing cool stuff will get kids interested.

    There is the show Zoom and Dragonfly TV, both which do a somewhat good job nowadays.. but they are sillier and not focused. But better than 99% of the current shows which don't have any moral/learning value at all like spongebob. Even cartoons used to have a real message at the heart of them and usually taught a valueable lesson, now it is all just fluff... gee, I wonder why American youth are so ignorant of any number of subjects. Hell, in a college World History class only four people got the bonus question of "Place an X on the country of India" and it was during the time of the Tsunami!!! These are sad times for kids/teen learning, I'm glad my mother had the sense to force me to watch educational TV... I'm thanking her now.

    Movies are not the answer.

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  43. Re:NUMB3RS by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm looking forward to the new generation of wannabe math majors due to NUMB3RS...

    Except, in that show, the math guy, while smart, is a social outcast, while the cool guy is the FBI agent.

  44. the cool kids by technoCon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've heard that if a young black man studies hard in school, he's said to be "acting white." Similarly, my daughter (salutatorian) observed anti-intellectual attitudes by "the cool kids" at school. Since I'm a geek, and before that a nerd, I feel these kids' pain. I tell them that living well is the best revenge and their slacking peers may well find their vocation includes "do you want fries with that?"

    Living well is the best motivation for our nation's youth. My son has an excellent grasp of technology. He also has an excellent legal mind. Though he could easily become a geek like his dad, I'm encouraging him to go into law.

    If our government wants to encourage science and technology, it will have to make science & engineering a better career choice. I've made a lot of money as an engineer, but I would have made a lot more as a lawyer. I have friends who are geeks and a few years older than me who'll probably never work as engineers again: Age discrimination. I took the LSAT myself after I noticed that I see a lot more old lawyers than I see old engineers.

  45. Re:Ha, ha. No. by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apart from the accurate comments concerning hygiene and social skills, the reason that women usually don't go for geeks is because most geeks seem to think that all women fall into two or three easily-identifiable stereotypes, all of which are highly inaccurate and inherently mysogynistic.

    Newsflash! They're just people, pretty much like anyone else; they *don't* come in models, like RealDolls. Once y'all start to wrap your brains around this idea it becomes much easier to get the ladies to take you seriously. Assuming, of course, that you couple that with regular bathing and some rudimentary mastery of personal interaction that doesn't revolve around shiny-cool tech-toys....

    Max

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  46. Re:NUMB3RS by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know you're being sarcastic, but my favorite professor (that i've heard of) from caltech is Dr. Richard Feynman who was a noted ladies man, grey hat, world traveler, bongo player, O-ring failure demonstrator, and orange juice afficionato.

    Oh wait you said math professor. nevermind. No way they can be as cool as Feynman: "Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation"

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  47. Cop-out by aspenbordr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems to me that this is just an attempt at "cheap education".

    A startling fact is that the number of students pursuing engineering and science degrees and careers is shrinking greatly. At a time when other countries, such as India and China, are stepping up their national education in science and technology, the US is making budget cuts in education funding.

    Now I don't consider myself a liberal...in fact, I am a moderate who leans in many ways toward the conservative side, but these budget cuts scare me. If we can't foster the brainpower today that will keep us competitive tomorrow, jobs will keep flowing to India. But this time, they won't be call center or grunt-programming jobs. They will be development jobs. Design job. Knowledge jobs. That is what really scares me.

    This article, and this practice, seems like nothing but a smoke-and-mirrors trick to divert money from the real problem. You will inspire far more students to take up careers in science and engineering if you pay to hire good teachers (like those that I was fortunate enough to have) than by making Tom Cruise a rocket scientist. It may cost more, but the raw returns are much greater. This should be a supplement to widespread greater science and engineering funding, NOT a replacement. It would work much better that way -- to have students see it on TV as a catalyst, then go to school where their teachers make the subject interesting and fun.