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Researchers Create Radio Controlled Humans

utherdoul writes "Say goodbye to remote-controlled cars, say hello to remote-controlled people. Forbes.com (disclosure: I work there) sent a lucky reporter (further disclosure: I am jealous it was not me) to the SIGGRAPH computer graphics conference in Los Angeles, where NTT researchers debuted a device designed to exploit the effects of Galvanic Vestibular Stimulation. As the story explains, when a weak electrical pulse is delivered to the mastoid behind your ear, your body responds by shifting your balance towards it. If the current is strong enough, it not only throws you off balance, but alters the course of your movement. Reading about it really doesn't do it justice -- you have to check out the crazy video of a remotely controlled woman. (Realvideo)"

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  1. Remote-control women? by SlashEdsDoYourJobs · · Score: 5, Funny

    I, for one, hope women will welcome me as their new remote-control-weilding overlord.

  2. The secret of the Nintendo Revolution... by utexaspunk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, here's the secret new interface paradigm promised by the Nintendo Revolution. Beware, though!- firmware v2.0 turnes it into an enslavement device, and the rest of us will have to fight an army of 8-16 year olds! (plus a few older /.ers...)

  3. I would buy that! by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just watched the video and it is way cool.

    Unlike those dopey walking and dancying robots which I have no interest in, if Sony would just bring to market the "remote controlled goofy japanese cutey" I would buy one, heck I'd even go for two and get twin models -- they could remotely control each other when I get bored with doing it myself.

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  4. Honey would you grab me a beer...? by The+Slaughter · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Honey, get me a beer?" "I'm busy." "I said... a beer, woman!" *zap* "Thank you." It works in reverse too.. "Honey, can you finish building the deck?" "I'm busy" "I said.. finish building the deck!" *zap* Yknow it really brings new meaning to couples fighting over the remote control....

  5. Careful what you wish for.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    My powers of prediction tell me that such a position would have an extraordinarily short life expectancy. Particularly, for a slashdot reading marshmellow, that bitches about the editors, while living in his parents basement like a trapdoor spider; pouncing on 2L bottles of Mountain Dew and bags of snackie-cakes that wander too close.

    1. Re:Careful what you wish for.. by poopooboi · · Score: 3, Funny

      like a trapdoor spider; pouncing on 2L bottles of Mountain Dew and bags of snackie-cakes that wander too close.

      Sir, you owe me a coffee and a new keyboard.

  6. robots by racerxroot · · Score: 5, Funny

    must... watch... video... can't ... control... own.. movements... ahhhhh!! So, we have androids that look and feel alot like humans (earlier /. article), and now we have people that act like robots. this is getting a little too weird for me.

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  7. parasite human by red_forge · · Score: 4, Funny

    err... my Japanese isn't too hot but I think the commentator in the clip refers to the device as the "parasite human".

    Is it just me or is this really sinister?

    They also relate it to robotics research... human robots..

    Also it looks like it should be easy to build into standard audio headphones.... perhaps they already have!.... dun dun DUHHHH!

  8. Re:Isn't this what they use to control Dick Cheney by msim · · Score: 5, Funny

    In all honesty i think that is the exception to the rule. In all other cases based in reality that i've seen (dude, manga doesn't count), it is the bush that controls the dick.

    And your lying if you disagree with me.

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  9. But we see this at the airport all the time... by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just watch people as they come down the concourse and try to pass the Cinnabon store... you get exactly the same glazed-eye, vectored walking behavior, and no headset, other than the ubiquitous iPod. Of course, the Japanese approach is carb-free.

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  10. Re:If you wanted to fight it by RevengeOfPoopJuggler · · Score: 3, Funny

    It can't force you to walk anywhere

    That's why they have a midget follow you around with a sharp pointy stick.

  11. Re:Great .. by gauchopuro · · Score: 3, Funny

    As can be clearly seen in the video, the woman being controlled was not wearing a tin-foil hat. No one wearing such a hat has ever been controlled in this way.