I have an iTunes cell phone. It's great. The sound quality is very good, I can use it in my car, at the gym, at work, wherever I go. I always have my phone with me, so I implicitly always have my music with me too. The interface is extremely simple. I press the iTunes button, then I press Shuffle Songs and that's it...
Cable also has the same stupid bundle thing when it comes to premium channels like HBO. You have to get the 1000 channel digital cable plan for like $80 just to be able to get HBO. All I want is like the 10 basic channels plus HBO and Showtime, but there is no way to get that.
Hilton could not be reached for comment on the case because she was traveling in a country where her cell phone does not work, her publicist Robert Zimmerman said Wednesday.
I love this. Like there is no other way to contact someone anymore except by cellfone. I will have fun with my grandkids telling them stories and part of the story will be like, "..and then I called him on the telephone..." They'll be like, "The what-a-phone?"
That's right. If we would just stop building shit on the coastlines of hurricane zones you immediately remove any threat from hurricanes. Of course to do that you would have to remove the stupidity inherent in humans which is probably just as hard as controlling hurricanes...
You're still thinking inside the box. I'd wager that if life did exist there it wouldn't be anything like we have ever seen on earth (ie cellular). It would have some sort of freaky crystalline structure and feed exclusively on visitors from planets like ours;)
Perhaps Bill and Eric can get married in California and adopt a boy child and name him Billric Schmidtgate, whose mitichlorians will eventually allow him to become overlord of the entire universe.
Can't we just use all the alien technology that we have collected and hidden at Area 51? All they have to do is get that stuff de-classified and we're set!
Great. I expect the experience would be something like this:
"I am attempting to calibrate"
BUFFERING...10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70 %...80%...90%...
"the laser. What do you"
BUFFERING...10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70 %...80%...90%...
"mean there's underwear"
BUFFERING...10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70 %...80%...90%...
"stuck in the exhaust?!"
BUFFERING...10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...70 %...80%...90%...
etc...
etc...
It could be that he is an extra-terrestrial crash landed here and simply trying to communicate with his motherworld to send a ship and save him from this hell of stinky pink earthlings. Still pretty cool, though.
They have all that beautiful orange dirt. Our current technology cannot produce orange dirt. There is a huge market here for orange dirt, we just need someone to go to Mars and mine it.
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I have an iTunes cell phone. It's great. The sound quality is very good, I can use it in my car, at the gym, at work, wherever I go. I always have my phone with me, so I implicitly always have my music with me too. The interface is extremely simple. I press the iTunes button, then I press Shuffle Songs and that's it...
Cable also has the same stupid bundle thing when it comes to premium channels like HBO. You have to get the 1000 channel digital cable plan for like $80 just to be able to get HBO. All I want is like the 10 basic channels plus HBO and Showtime, but there is no way to get that.
What's buried in your back yard?
Those meddling kids and their dopey great dane
Hilton could not be reached for comment on the case because she was traveling in a country where her cell phone does not work, her publicist Robert Zimmerman said Wednesday.
I love this. Like there is no other way to contact someone anymore except by cellfone. I will have fun with my grandkids telling them stories and part of the story will be like, "..and then I called him on the telephone..." They'll be like, "The what-a-phone?"
Of course they don't actually care. They are in the money-making business, not the caring business.
That's right. If we would just stop building shit on the coastlines of hurricane zones you immediately remove any threat from hurricanes. Of course to do that you would have to remove the stupidity inherent in humans which is probably just as hard as controlling hurricanes...
Since nobody reads literature anymore, would anyone really notice those 1000 missing pages?
Either way, I am going to have nightmares about that thing being under my bed tonite.
You're still thinking inside the box. I'd wager that if life did exist there it wouldn't be anything like we have ever seen on earth (ie cellular). It would have some sort of freaky crystalline structure and feed exclusively on visitors from planets like ours ;)
captured, mechanically "milked" for their semen
Where do I sign up?
for just 5 or 6 cents per kilowatt
I hope they mean kilowatt-hour otherwise that is pretty damn expensive
Perhaps Bill and Eric can get married in California and adopt a boy child and name him Billric Schmidtgate, whose mitichlorians will eventually allow him to become overlord of the entire universe.
Can't we just use all the alien technology that we have collected and hidden at Area 51? All they have to do is get that stuff de-classified and we're set!
Great. I expect the experience would be something like this:
0 %...80%...90%...0 %...80%...90%...0 %...80%...90%...0 %...80%...90%...
"I am attempting to calibrate"
BUFFERING...10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...7
"the laser. What do you"
BUFFERING...10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...7
"mean there's underwear"
BUFFERING...10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...7
"stuck in the exhaust?!"
BUFFERING...10%...20%...30%...40%...50%...60%...7
etc...
etc...
The car AND the spoiler came as prizes in the box of rice
It could be that he is an extra-terrestrial crash landed here and simply trying to communicate with his motherworld to send a ship and save him from this hell of stinky pink earthlings. Still pretty cool, though.
Sell it to the Russians for $1 meelion dollar
They have all that beautiful orange dirt. Our current technology cannot produce orange dirt. There is a huge market here for orange dirt, we just need someone to go to Mars and mine it.
Maybe he has a nice big juicy 1/2 lb hamburger with fries and a milkshake in there. That makes me salivate.
sasers
pwn3ed j00!!!!
Right until the bitter end I hope
Something along the lines of a massively huge dike between New Orleans and the ocean
Maybe like Rosie O'Donnell? ducks
especially goatse
If it bleeds, we can kill it.