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Space Meat Coming to your Kitchen

jdray writes "Australia's GizMag is running an article about the industrialization of a NASA-tested concept for artificially creating meat. The article mentions meat makers as home appliances. Carne-Matic aside, this sounds like a mixed blessing, and brings about visions of some sterile, Spandex-jumpsuit future where food production is controlled by some central authority, and real, hoof-grown meat is a rare delicacy. Remember, Soylent Green is people!" You can read a curiously familiar Slashdot story from a month ago too.

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  1. I think they already did this... by bladernr · · Score: 5, Funny

    its called SPAM

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  2. GizMag by SpaceAdmiral · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess Giz Mag doesn't mean what I thought it did.

  3. Whats with the Spin by imsabbel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    of the summary? If it tastes the same, i would have zero problems with artificial meat.
    I dont actually enjoy having animals slaughtered just for fun.

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  4. Slashdot submitter comments are made of STUPID! by SB9876 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Opposed to what, a sterile, buisness-suited present where food production is controlled by large corporations who are more concerned about the bottom line than the welfare of either the customers or the animals used to make the food?

    Decentralized 'meat' production where there's no suffering involved, the risk of dangerous bacterial contamination from slaughterhouse processing is gone, the consumer has moer direct control over what antibiotics and hormones, if any, go into their meat is such an Orwellian idea.

    Since when did it become required in /. that every submitter comment try and pass off a technological innovation as being Orwellian/reckless/sinister with some sort of boneheaded Luddite comment?

  5. I'm curious by Minwee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where exactly did you get the idea that the meat you were eating now was somehow natural?

  6. Re:You Insensitive Clod!... by oriole1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "cruelty-free"???

    What about the folks who have to eat this stuff?

  7. Re:Society of people scared of acne... by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn dude, that's fucking nasty. Seriously.

    Why not just walk up to a cow and take a bite out of their shoulder? It amounts to the same thing.

    Man invented fire for a reason.

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  8. Re:w00t! by njfuzzy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, just like artificial sweeteners taste like the finest quality cane sugar or honey. Truly an age of marvels we live in.

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  9. Re:Soylent Green is people! by andreMA · · Score: 5, Funny
    Ah yes.

    Soylent Green. It's who's for dinner.

  10. Religious Implications by Erwos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A Muslim co-worker and I (I'm an Orthodox Jew, for reference) had a brief discussion of whether you could actually eat artificial pork. I'm _reasonably sure_ that under halakha, you could - meat is really defined as something that comes off an animal, and whatever this stuff is, if it doesn't come off an animal, it wouldn't have the halakhic status of meat. He also agreed that Shaaria would _probably_ not have an issue with it, either.

    I think the ideological implications are more interesting (fake bacon is one thing, but this...), but those aren't really of any concern on /., methinks.

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  11. Re:You Insensitive Clod!... by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Interesting
    You might say this in jest, but I'd be interested in hearing what ethical vegetarians think about eating cruelty-free meat.

    I for one would not eat this. It skeeves me out like you wouldn't believe. Tank-grown, faux-critter isn't on the list of things I'm likely to try.

    And, for many of us vegetarians, it's a combination of the ethics of meat combined with the fact that meat-heavy diets are held up as unhealthy overall.

    I think you'll find that for vegetarians, this stuff is a non-starter -- it's still meat. The fact that it's a lab experiment is even creepier.
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  12. Re:Society of people scared of acne... by Ced_Ex · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man invented fire for a reason.

    On that note, man invented water because he was thirsty.

    Makes sense?

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  13. Re:Society of people scared of acne... by Washizu · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Too many restaurants refuse to cook meat anything under "medium""

    Any place will cook your steak rare. It's safe to eat rare steaks because there isn't any bacteria inside the meat. It's on the outside, and that gets cooked.

    Ground beef isn't safe to eat rare because bacteria is all over it and must be cooked off.

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  14. Skewed statistics by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 5, Funny
    Eat that fucking natural meat and cook it rare. When you are making some hamburger, wad up a ball, add some pepper and salt and eat it. I've done it since I was a kid and never had any ill effects.

    100% of the people I've talked to who have played Russian roulette have never had any ill effects either.

  15. My opinion (as one of 'those' folk) by Marc2k · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Most vegans (including myself) aren't against eating animal-derived products simply because they're derived from animals (though as a coping mechanism, you do eventually see things like a plain glass of milk or a block of cheese as pretty gross..which, if you think about it, they really are), but because of how they're derived. Good for instances include milk and eggs; in both cases, when you're mass-producing either product, it's practically inefficient to keep around very many males around, as only a few are necessary for the continuation of product, and extra animals hanging around consume a large amount of resources. I mean, milking a cow isn't intrinsically wrong, though it is weird when you think about it, but continually inseminating in animal in order to continually retrieve a product (or in this case, a raw good..either way, though) from it is pretty messed up from my POV.
    Back to those male cows though: you've got a lot of them, but you can't just kill them, that would be resource consuming in and of itself, so what do you do? You sell them off for veal. They, more often than not, have their hooves nailed to the tiny cages they'll spend the rest of their lives in, before being slaughtered for a delicacy. If I chose not to eat meat, but consumed a lot of dairy, I'd be directly funding one of the most inhumane (again, POV) parts of the industry I was personally boycotting. Male egg chicks are at least disposed of quickly, but usually not disposed of, generally just discarded, i.e. in a dumpster or elsewhere.

    So yeah, those are my main reasons for not partaking in animal products. It'd require some deep thought, but initially I'd say that yes, it is possible that I'd consume products that were derived from an animal, so long as it was humane, sterile, and non-harmful to the animal. This seems, again initally, like a pretty non-invasive procedure, and there will probably always be host animals around, hopefully ones living happy lives.

    *Note: I'm not in anyway trying to proselytize here; I'm not telling you what to do, think, eat, or say. The above information is accurate, as far as I'm concerned.

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  16. Re:You Insensitive Clod!... by falzer · · Score: 5, Funny

    > As for truly artificial m**t, there wouldn't be any cruelty to animals in the production, but there must have been cruelty to animals in the initial discovery process {i.e. working out what it was supposed to taste like in the first place} which would be enough to put some people off.

    What if a human volunteered his inital cells to grow meat in a vat? No cruelty. You can't get more ethical than that, and you would still get to eat Matt.

  17. Re:i'll second that by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Remember, cow muscle evolved to move the cow around, not to feed people.

    Not true. Mankind has been selectively breeding cattle for thousands of years. In that time we have literally bred them to be tasty. I remember seeing a while back a bit on CNN about cattler farmers using Ultrasound to measure the fat content and muscle mass of steer so they can tell who to stud before having to breed them, raise the offspring, then slaughter the offspring to get the information.

    You also suffer from the falicy that any biomass is intended to be food. With the exception of milk and fruit, everything we eat was a creature or plant that had other ideas.

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