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Piracy Not To Blame In Decline of Moviegoers

lucyfersam writes "In a somewhat surprisingly earnest assessment, the NYTimes has an article about the massive decline in movie-going that does not once try to blame piracy and file-sharing programs. It sounds like studios are beginning to understand that they have only themselves to blame." From the article: "Multiples theories for the decline abound: a failure of studio marketing, the rising price of gas, the lure of alternate entertainment, even the prevalence of commercials and pesky cellphones inside once-sacrosanct theaters. But many movie executives and industry experts are beginning to conclude that something more fundamental is at work: too many Hollywood movies these days, they say, just are not good enough."

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  1. Movie Theaters are Obsolete by A+Boy+and+His+Blob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let me see, which would I rather do: spend $30+ on a movie ticket, popcorn, and a drink just so I can watch the latest subpar selection of movies at a time set by the theater and have popcorn thrown at me by 13 year old cell phone wielding children, OR pick up whatever movie from the redbox for $0.99 (or DVD rentals through the mail) and a drink and popcorn from the local store all for less than $5 and watch it on my widescreen in the comfort of my own home. Tough call.

    1. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sooo, you couldn't get a date this weekend either?

    2. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 4, Interesting

      30+ dollars on a single ticket, drink and popcorn is a bit of an exaggeration, and there's still a pretty huge difference between seeing a movie on a widescreen TV vs. an actual theater screen which is however many feet tall and wide.

      I still like to see movies in the theater, but the price IS getting pretty ridiculous. And seeing a movie in a theater packed with idiots does suck. Nevertheless, I guess the article isn't really talking about me, because I probably see movies more regularly now (in the theater AND at home) than I have any time in the past.

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    3. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by topical_surfactant · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know about you pal, but I'd take a hot date to my home theater over a public cinema any day.

    4. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by CyricZ · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't know about you pal, but I'd take a hot date to my home theater over a public cinema any day.

      So you can show her your massive collection of authentic Japanese tentacle-rape hentai?

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    5. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by killmenow · · Score: 5, Funny
      So you can show her your massive collection of authentic Japanese tentacle-rape hentai?
      Of course! Women love artsy foreign movies with subtitles.
    6. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by eeyoredragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yah, I agree with this. I think it has less to do with crappy movies (cause lets face it, most movies are and have always been crap) and more to do with crappy theatres. Most of the people in my family have really good to moderately good home theatre systems. The picture at theatres has sucked for ages, and the sound isn't any better than most surround systems I've been around; it's just louder. That's easy to fix at home.

      Then there's the other movie goers. They talk... younger teens like to laugh at inappropriate places to seem cool... cell phones... people sitting in front of you if you don't have stadium seating... people kicking your chair... people putting their feet on your chair or the chair next to yours...

      I used to go to theatres alot back when I was with my ex, but that was just to do something different than sit at home all night (we sat somewhere else!) Now I have a love/hate relationship with the theatres. I want to go, but when I do, I tend to not enjoy myself for above reasons. All the people problems weren't as much as an issue when the sound was comparitively good and the picture was so big. Now, when I look at the picture, all I think about is all the scratches on it.

    7. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, $30 for a single ticket, drink, and popcorn is a bit much. However, at $9 for an evening ticket, plus drinks and popcorn for TWO people (my wife and I), plus babysitting for my kids, an evening at the cinema will set me back $50 or more. Alternatively, I can pay $20 per month for one of several unlimited DVD rental plans, save the babysitting fees, and not have to feel guilty about wasting money on a stinker of a film. Just send it back to FlixBuster or whomever and get another.

      I like the movie theater experience, but the cost is now an issue, especially when that $50 buys a tank of gas or two.

    8. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by op00to · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Where do you live? Do you have a girlfriend/wife?

      To go to the movies in the NYC metro area:

      at LEAST $9.50 for the tickets -- that's $19 so far, just to get in the door. A drink can run up to $4, so we're at $27. Popcorn for two can run up to $4 again, putting us over $30, and that's for HUMAN sizes. I suppose in Podunk, things may be a little cheaper. Also, outside of NYC, most of the big, nice theaters are out on the highways, so you'll have to figure in gas too!

      $30+ is not worth it, especially when morons are allowed to make noise during the movie.

    9. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by CyricZ · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You should feel lucky that noises are the worst of your problems. In the late 1970s, when the punk movement was taking hold in Germany and France, cinemas there often became places where no decent person would go. Why is that? Well, many of the punk tots at the time would throw human waste at patrons, rather than popcorn. It was not uncommon for a moviegoer to be hit by a wad of sperm, or even a chunk of human feces, while watching a film.

      People started to complain, and cinemas began to wisen up. Troublemaker punks were tossed out of theatres at the first sign of agitation. In the end, the cinema environment substantially improved. It was again possible to watch movies without disruption.

      The moral is that you must take action to maintain a quiet theatre. You must contact the manager when things go bad. Let them know you're displeased. That will lead to a far more enjoyable movie experience.

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    10. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Otter · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I think that what you're saying, plus the obvious superiority of movie screens over televisions, is what the movie industry has been coasting on for decades. The problem is, the "going to the cinema" experience took a huge hit when television came out, another when the sexual revolution made it less necessary to find a place to kiss, was rehabilitated by Spielberg and Lucas, and has been getting hammered ever since by VCRs, cable, the Internet, Netflix and home theaters.

      I don't think there will be a next generation willing to pay a premium for the cinema experience.

    11. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by TomorrowPlusX · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Depends on the theater. Personally, I like going to the theater, it's only a 15 minute walk or bike ride ( I live in DC, relatively close to a number of good theaters ) and it's a wonderful way to spend the evening with my girlfriend. We can go out beforehand or afterwards to get food, walk around, so on and so forth. The potomac waterfront in georgetown can be quite beautiful, too.

      Sure, the theater's only a small part of the experience, but it's a hell of an improvement over sitting my my apartment -- particularly since I've got a 20 year old zenith and don't intend to "upgrade" to a 3000 dollar flatscreen.

      Also, there are some really good theaters out there. In arlington ( admittedly, I have to drive to this one ) there's a theater call the "Cinema and Drafthouse" where -- and this rules -- you pay very little to get in, you can drink, eat and smoke all you want, and there's no commericials. The atmosphere is great ( and if you don't smoke, that's fine, the front is all no smoking and the ventilation's good ). The price is dirt cheap because they show movies about 6 months late, and only the *good* ones.

      Basically, as far as I can tell, if you don't like what the theaters are providing, try to find a better theater. As far as I can tell, all reaonsably sized american cities & quasi-urban areas have *some* sort of indy theater, or at the very least, something better than just a theater in a strip-mall in suburbia. Maybe you'll have to drive farther, but the whole experience can be better.

      let me put it this way. I saw _The Island_ with a friend in Georgetown's big-corporate-multiplex. The movie sucked. But then we walked across the street to a really nice bar and had a wonderful time discussing it, eating bar fries and drinking. That made up for it wonderfully, and in all I had a great time. It's hard to do that when your theater's just a plug in the middle of nowhere.

      That said, summer movies do suck, and sometimes I'd rather just stay home and watch Logan's Run again.

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    12. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by SirChive · · Score: 4, Informative

      Curious to know where you live.

      Here in the San Francisco Bay Area I can assure you that we do not exaggerate the problem.

      All of my friends here in the IT dept where I work have completely stopped going to movies because of the poor behavior of the audience.

      I go once in awhile with the wife because we enjoy seeing big special effects laden SciFi movies on a big screen.

      But I'm about ready to give it up. Teenagers with cellphones roam the multi-plex. They cruise from movie to movie and don't really care about what they are watching. It's just a hang out zone to them. They talk to each other and they talk on their phone.

      Dozens of cellphones flip open repeatedly in the rows in front of you as the kids check for text messages. They jump up and down and roam from row to row and theater to theater.

      Theaters have been made into kid friendly hang out zones where parents can drop the anti-social little shits for an afternoon. Most movies are made and marketed for a teen mentality now. Because of this adults feel less and less comfortable at the theater.

    13. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Y-Crate · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Having gone to the movies at least once every two weeks for the past 10 years (usually once a week), I have never once had a showing ruined by a phone ringing, someone's kid screaming, or someone else throwing food.

      I think you exaggerate the problem a bit much."


      Seriously, I would love to know what city you live in.

      Roughly 85% of my movie-going experiences are disrupted by other moviegoers.

      - Cell phones.... People still do not turn them off, and many people still think it is acceptable to carry on a conversation in the theater during the movie.

      - Teenagers....I don't really need to explain this one. The movies are a babysitter for them. Real parenting is just too hard for their "busy" parents. (In today's society, people count some of their self-imposed recreational routine alongside their jobs as something that makes their schedule so "hard")

      - Whiny Kids...The movie is rated R. Get your screaming, whining hellspawn out of my $10 movie. If it is PG or PG-13 you can feel free to do the same, because I really don't want to hear their shit.

      - Middle-aged Discussion Group....A close relative of the next two groups of people, but they are more aware of what is going on with the movie, they just feel the need to whisper about everything down the half-row they staked out for themselves. After the movie, they will go to a restaurant, demand the check be split 47 ways, and then stiff the waiter. (Sorry, had to go there)

      - "Interrogators" ...People continually ask "Who is that?" "Why did he/she do that?" "Did you see that?" "What does that mean?" when they could simply pay attention to the film that they are watching and you know...pick up on this as the story unfolds.

      - "Explainers".... These are the counterparts to the Interrogators. They are usually just as clueless, but they feel the need to fill in someone on what they think the rest of the film might hold, instead of watching it.

      - Ghetto Thugs.... I expect a lot of flack for this, but sorry, this subgroup of people have ruined more movie experiences than I can imagine. They are a combination of every bad element listed above, and even the ones with families will threaten those who make a stand for the quality of their moviegoing experience. They also invariably show up 10 minutes late to the film and yell about where they are going to sit for 5 minutes, and then run around the theater.

      I'll gladly go see a half-decent movie now and then (though art house fare is more my thing) but I hesitate because my moviegoing experience is usually disrupted.

    14. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by pnice · · Score: 4, Informative

      I live in "Podunk" and things are cheaper for sure. The best part about going to the movies here is that they will collect cell phones from people that are using them/looking at them during the movie. As soon as they see the screen light up they walk over and take the cell phone until the movie is over. Wouldn't work in a bigger city, but it works here.

    15. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Stiletto · · Score: 5, Funny


      One of the last times I went to the movies, there was this 14-or-so-year-old brat behind me who wouldn't stop yacking on her cell phone. Throughout the first 5 minutes or so of the movie. I gave her a dirty look a few times and then told her to take her coversation outside the theater. Well this little soccer-mom-spawn just gave me the finger and kept on yacking.

      So I calmly yanked the phone from her hand and told whatever dumb shit on the other end that she was haning up now, and threw the phone as hard as I could down onto the floor in front of the screen. Well this little bitch threw a shit-fit ranting all on about how her daddy was gonna sue me and all sorts of nonsense while the rest of the theater just applauded. I then went and got a manager and he threw her and her friends out of the theater.

      All an all a satisfying night, and I only missed a few minutes of the beginning of the movie.

      Unfortunately, given the state of the parenting these days, she probably went home and bawled to daddy and he bought his princess another cell phone.

    16. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know what you mean. I thought I would take my elderly mother out to a nice movie. I believe it was called Rocky Horror something. The people in the audience behaved atrociously.

    17. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by valintin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, that way she could meet your parents and help your mom with the dishes.

    18. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 4, Informative

      Where the fuck do you live? I'm moving there :) I ALWAYS get kids talking. I saw Lord of the Rings 1, in an empty theater with kids running up and down the isles, screaming, playing without any parent or guardian in the theater. I screamed the shit out of them :)

      I've sat in theaters with black women who just would not shut up... holy crap, its a stereotype but its unfortunately true.

      I even asked them to be quite twice.... only to receive dirty looks by them as if "how dare i ask them to shut the fuck up in a theater"

      I've listend to boyfriends explain to their girlfriends the story or characters. When i saw ST:Nemesis, this guy was telling his girl all of the characters names and trying to get her to remember who they were from the tv show.

      I SAW star wars ep2 and had people talk about the film during the film in a way that was like "And here comes the part when..." AS IT FUCKING WAS HAPPENING :)

      Movie theaters are nightmares here in NY

    19. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by Total_Wimp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...and there's still a pretty huge difference between seeing a movie on a widescreen TV vs. an actual theater screen which is however many feet tall and wide.

      I bought some mid-high end Klipsh speakers and a mid-range Pioneer surround sound receiver. It's not even dialed in properly because I accidently reset the reciever to factory defaults and haven't had a chance to dial it in again.

      My TV is a nice, but not exceptional. When new, it was awesome, but it pales by comparison to today's DLP HDTVs. It's a 37" standard def. Mitsubishi Megaview.

      Since I've had this setup, I've had continual disappointment of the quality on most occasions that I've gone to the theater. The sound is almost never as good, and even though the screen is usually better, scratchs on the print and projection equipment being set too dim have been common occurances. I thought it was just my local theater at first, but I've gone to several others in the area and out of town. On average my sound kicks butt over the theaters and my video is only slightly worse (and on a few occasions better).

      From TFA: DVD sales, while still robust, are no longer rising exponentially, and some analysts say that a poor box office performance this summer will lead to poor DVD sales this winter.

      Let's see how this actually pans out. My guess is some of the poor movies aren't going to sell well on DVD either, but that if you add up DVDs sold and box office tickets sold you'll find the total industry "units sold" is still far ahead of anything the industry saw with box office + tapes in the mid nineties.

      The movie theater has always been better than what most people get in their home. Still is for many people. But as Wal-Mart sells more and more boxed surround sound and starts getting HDTV off the ground, joe average is going to start liking his home better than the multiplex. I think the best way for theaters to deal with this is to:

      A)STOP WHINING! Complaining that I'm not buying your product is not the best way to get me to start. Samsung never whines about me not buying their HDTVs.

      B)Improve your sound. Don't just have surround sound, but get high quality speakers that capture nice low sounds while still giving a focused punch for those explosions. You're competing with people sitting in "the sweet spot" at home, many of them with good equipment.

      C)Improve your print. Go digital or have equipment that won't scratch your print. You're competing with a perfect digital presention via HDTV or DVD.

      D)Improve your screen. Get high quality projection screens and play your movies at the proper brightness settings. You're competing with 53" DLP

      E)Improve your environment. Stadium seating, comfy chairs, raisable arm rests, wider arm rests so you don't have to share with your neibor, wider, more comfortable seats. You're competing with my couch.

      If the theaters do all these things, people will still continue to view them as the superior viewing environment. If they don't, many people, like me, will find the home viewing experience wins.

      TW

    20. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The moral is that you must take action to maintain a quiet theatre. You must contact the manager when things go bad. Let them know you're displeased. That will lead to a far more enjoyable movie experience.

      Most managers take this stuff very seriously. Whenever I've complained about noisy people, bad sound, etc., the manager has always responded immediately. One time, a manager even followed me back into the theatre and waited "in the shadows." As soon as the !@$#%ing talking twerp opened his mouth, the manager was on him in a heartbeat.

      The trick, though, is to find the manager. Don't just tell anyone working there. Most of the kids at the concession stand or the ticket counter don't really know how to provide good customer service.

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    21. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by drooling-dog · · Score: 4, Funny
      I don't know about you pal, but I'd take a hot date to my home theater over a public cinema any day.

      Why not install your home theater system in the bedroom? That way you'd never even have to leave your room, let alone the house, and you could have your sex right there while the Star Trek episodes are still playing. What woman could pass that up?

    22. Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete by j-turkey · · Score: 4, Funny
      Try not to use the word 'boobies' during this conversation.

      Ooooooooooooh, so that's where I've been going wrong.

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  2. In Other News... by NorbMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Movie Studios Curb Internet Piracy

    Hollywood studios have come up with an effective method of deterring Internet file-sharing of movies: Make movies that no one wants to pirate.

    1. Re:In Other News... by Spodlink05 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's the same problem the record industry have. One particular film/song is successful so they just clone it and flog the same formula to death because they have no imagination whatsoever.

      Hollywooods' latest non-idea seems to be re-making 70s TV series and films...badly.

      Playing it safe and complete lack of imagination are killing these industries. And to add to it over-pricing and blaming your own customers for having the good taste not to watch/listen to the guff your producing is hardly going to help.

  3. I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In a somewhat surprisingly earnest assessment, the NYTimes has an article about the massive decline in movie-going that does not once try to blame piracy and file-sharing programs. It sounds like studios are beginning to understand that they have only themselves to blame.

    But many movie executives and industry experts are beginning to conclude that something more fundamental is at work: Too many Hollywood movies these days, they say, just are not good enough.

    Obviously this article was conceived, written, and posted by a BitTorrent using hacker who wants to see the continued demise of Hollywood be blamed on the wrong parties. There is no way that Hollywood is putting out bad movies. Look at how much they cost to produce, direct, edit, and market!

    Even Robert Shaye, the studio leader behind "The Wedding Crashers," one of the summer's runaway hits, shares the worry about the industry's ability to connect with audiences. "I believe it's a cumulative thing, a seismic evolution of people's habits," said Mr. Shaye, chairman of New Line Cinema.

    Yeah, people are annoyed with the fact that they have to pay $9.00+ to see something that cost 100+ million to make and it fucking blows. "Wait for DVD" is an all to common quote, especially with the MPAA pushing them out to the stores as fast as they can in order to attempt to curb piracy in the theatre.

    It's really funny that they quoted Shaye. His movie, one of the few that did anything this summer (I haven't seen it yet), was done on a 40 million dollar budget and grossed nearly all of that back in its first weekend alone...

    In previous years, he said, "you could still count on enough people to come whether you failed at entertaining them or not, out of habit, or boredom, or a desire to get out of the house. You had a little bit of backstop."

    Yup, and honestly, it really seemed that it was more worth your while to spend quite a few dollars less, find a more enjoyable movie, and be able to relax for two hours. I can do that at home just as effectively for MUCH LESS money if I only wait for two months ($3.00 opposed to $18.50) and watch the DVD.

    The box office numbers have led to intense, broad-ranging conversations across Hollywood about the implications. Many studios have commissioned market research to investigate the causes of moviegoing behavior - or the lack thereof.

    Pay me, I guarantee you'll find out more and it will cost you less. I'll start you off here: pay the actors less money - they aren't worth 20+ million a movie. Don't use so many pointless special effects - they aren't working in most instances. Charge less for the movie so my ticket prices aren't $9+ -- you'll be able to better compete with DVD and people will be more likely to go to see the show. Ban cell phones, talking, and make adult only showings - it'll make adults more likely to see a movie w/o having to listen to a bunch of underaged kids, take calls, have their ringtones going, and spend the entire movie talking instead of watching the movie and/or making out. Finally, ask people what they think about it instead of whoever you have been paying to figure it out for you. In the article, Michael Lynton said:

    Audiences have gotten smart to the marketing, and they can smell the good ones from the bad ones at a distance.

    If we can why can't you? Seems like an open and shut case to me.

    1. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by Harbinjer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What if all the studios agreed to a salary cap for stars? No one makes more than $5 million and set a maximum percentage too.

      What will change is people needing to have better scipts to attract stars instead of higher paychecks.

      Some sports leagues have done this, why not hollywood. It would make it less about the money and more about good films and not just brainless summer flicks.

      On the other hand, with salary caps, either the director or producer makes more money, or the studio does. So it would be more profitable for them, but would that do anything to improve quality of films, or would we just get more bad movies?

    2. Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! by AndersOSU · · Score: 5, Funny

      Many studios have commissioned market research to investigate the causes of moviegoing behavior - or the lack thereof


      So... We're in trouble because we're not creating enough diverse and original material.

      Hey I've got a great idea. We should hire a market reseach firm to analyze the public, run some statistics, and figure out exactly what the average American wants. We can then create a movie plot formula that will appeal perfectly to the average American, thus generating hit after hit.

      It's sure to work
  4. Target market? by 1zenerdiode · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps because most Hollywood movies are targeted at 13-year-old American girls? Like, Oh My God, how could they, like, not get it?

  5. It's about time by TurdTapper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Now, I think that some of those theories are completely valid. Commercials in the theaters absolutely piss me off. If I'm going to spend 9 bucks to watch a movie, they better not force me to watch commercials before it. Next thing they'll do is start commercial breaks in the middle of the movies. The cell phones are annoying and I like doing other things more than I like watching movies, but in the end, it comes down to what they are finally realizing. The movies suck. If there weren't any cell phones or commercials and I didn't have anything to do, I still wouldn't go.

    FTA: In previous years, he said, "you could still count on enough people to come whether you failed at entertaining them or not, out of habit, or boredom, or a desire to get out of the house. You had a little bit of backstop."

    That's amazing, because that's what I always figured they were thinking. And that's the attitude that keeps me away.

    Now, I love good special effects as much as the next geek, but, call me old fashioned here, I actually like my movies to have this thing called a plot.

    I used to say that I'd just wait for it to come out on video but I won't even waste my time with that anymore. Inevitably, I find myself at the end saying, "Well, there's two hours of my life I'll never get back."

    I'll actually deal with the commercials and other annoyances if it means that I can be completely entertained.

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  6. Previews are getting too long by sriehl · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have noticed with the theaters in my area, that the previews are getting close to 30 min. long. With previews that long, I don't bother to show up to the theater till the time posted the movie should start. It is getting ridiculous.

  7. Commercials and Price by geoffrobinson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    1) Ticket prices have become ridiculous. I like going to the theater in general, but the prices are only warranted on very rare occasions that a film deserves to be seen on the big screen. There was a good discussion in the Tipping Point (I think) about how ticket pricing doesn't reflect supply and demand. The same price for Spider-Man and XXX: State of the Union? A lower price for films not that much in demand would increase the amount of overall tickets sold in gross revenue.

    2) Two Towers had about 45 minutes worth of commercials that preceded it. By the time they were over and the film started, I wanted Frodo to get captured and tortured by some orcs.

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  8. My reason for going less by gorbachev · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A lot of the movie theatres are just in a disgusting state. They're just not appealing environments for me.

    You go there and half the ticket booths are not staffed and the automated ticket machines are all malfunctioning, so you can't pick up tickets bought in advance without having to wait in line.

    You get inside the theatre and half the concession stands are unstaffed.

    The ones that are staffed have lines longer than the bathrooms, have sticky goo all over the counter and are staffed by people who have no concept of customer service whatsoever.

    Once you get your $3 coke, that costs $1 outside the theatre, and start walking to take a seat, you have to struggle to not get your feet stuck to whatever sticky shit is covering the floor.

    Whenever you arrive at your seat, you're hoping that you don't sit down on one of the many seats that have been broken for more than 2 months. Once you're reasonably happy with the seat, that still creaks and is uncomfortable, you have to clear your immediate surroundings from droppings left by people attending the previous screening. Anything from gum on the seats and/or armrests, empty soda cups in the cupholders, nachos boxes with old, smelly cheese under the seat, etc.

    Then when the movie starts, it actually doesn't start until 20 minutes of commercials.

    Why would I go enjoy all that voluntarily?

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    1. Re:My reason for going less by jfisherwa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Fuck that. If the theater is going to charge as much as my maid service, that's how they will be treated.

      You don't walk into a restaurant, sit down at a dirty table and think "My God, the previous people to eat here were complete slobs!"

      I would be more inclined to not leave my $10 popcorn + Coke "VALUE COMBO" under my seat if there hadn't been trash there to begin with.

  9. Couple more by acherrington · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do not forget about the rising price of movie prices themselves. Look for yourself at how much prices have gone up here. I can tell you inflation was not that high.

    Look at other emerging markets. Tivo: It used to be that you would go and watch a movie when there was nothing on television. Now you can watch the shows you want to see on TV (and there are a lot more channels to choose from), when you have time. Going to the movie theater is now far more inconvenient than it used to be.

    Another emerging market: Video games... With a limited amount of entertainment, dollars available and those funds are currently shrinking... Something had to give way to pay for the emerging video game market. Simplest answer: Movies are no longer having their competitive edge that they once did.

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  10. It isn't just movies by geophile · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In just about any creative enterprise, there is tension between the creators, who are often motivated by love of what they do; and the bean-counters whose only goal is to cut cost. The bean-counters have been winning. They've squeezed so much life out of their products for short-term gain that they've ignored the long term consequences, which we are now experiencing, at least in the USA:

    - Crappy movies nobody wants to see, (hello Hollywood)

    - Crappy music noboby wants to buy, (hello top 40)

    - Crappy cars nobody wants to drive, (hello GM)

    - Crappy software that is barely tolerated, (hello Microsoft)

    There are people who will pay time and money for quality, but it isn't clear they can support businesses large enough to displace the mediocre behemoths.

  11. The theatres really do need to enforce decorum by ShatteredDream · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Whispering every so often is one thing, but my girlfriend and I have had some bad experiences with going out to see a movie. We had a couple sit down next to us and the woman was some frumpy, dumpy middle age woman and she kept glaring at my girlfriend (who was just resting her head on my shoulder) and even coughed up and sprayed a bunch of spit on my girlfriend's leg. Then there are the cell phones, the kids that aren't forced to sit down and watch the movie or leave and things like that.

    We really need the theatres to say to people, "look if it's an emergency, take the call, but otherwise if you take the call we'll throw you out." I leave my cell phone off anyway. The real problem is that so many Americans are just selfish bastards and don't bother to think about others. They don't care about others' rights because it's all about them, them and only them.

  12. Differing opinion by dada21 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I disagree with most of the FP lot.

    Most movie theaters are located in very high rent areas. Of course tickets will also be pricy. I don't think there's a quality drop, it seems pretty status quo.

    I truly believe that our beloved Internet is to blame. You're seeing the same death knell in brick and mortar retail, restaurants, and even car buying. In a capitalist view, time preference is making new markets. The idea behind time preference is that markets flow towards the faster and cheaper sources. Price is rarely the reason.

    Car dealers are selling cars at cost -- with no change in the market slow down. Cars are bought with future earnings often (financing). A lot of people fear their future earnings. Movie theaters prosper when people have money and time right now. Job security has declined, debt has gone way up, savings are nil.

    My retail stores are down 50% since 2004. I have less cash to pay my employees. They have less cash to go to the movies. The movie theater employees have less cash to buy my goods, so they buy online -- money that is 'outsourced' to another state, unlikely to return to my local economy. Rinse, repeat.

    Our dollar loses more value every day as the Fed inflates our currency. That is a fact. My local economy suffers, and in my experience the money that is made online by big warehouses tends to end up in Mexico and Asia. Not enough is recycled back to theaters, car dealers and local retailers.

    Eventually time preference always wins. As our standard
      of living declines, the standard of living in Mexico and Asia increases. The Internet is allowing the free market to balance itself out. Wage
      internationally want to equalize no matter what government or big business wants to do. Its the law of a supply/demand reality.

    Who here went to movies & restaurants often in the 90s? How many new cars at 8% interest did you buy then? How many new cars at 0% and employee price will you buy this decade? How much has your debt gone up in that time?

  13. What I'd like to see them do... by n0rr1s · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Stop releasing sequels.
    2. Stop remaking classics.
    3. Stop turning books/comics into films.
    4. Stop relying on special effects.
    5. Write a good story, dammit.

  14. Hey, movie moguls - pay attention here... by pointbeing · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I pay ~$100 a month for a full-on Dish Networks setup - already had 500 watt 5.1 in the living room. Got a dual channel DVR from Dish and a dual receiver in the home office wired to the two PCs in there. If I'm still bored there's always Netflix.

    The reason I say this is that after going to the movies once or twice a month or so I finally got sick of it. Two movie tickets, one shared soda and a bucket of popcorn run about $25 and the spousal unit believes that Movies Always Include Dinner Out.

    So - if I get out of the deal for less than $60 I'm doing pretty well and it made the whole satellite thing extremely attractive.

    These days we go to the movies a couple times a year instead of a couple times a month - and that's only when we think some film's special effects must be seen on a big screen - like LOTR, Star Wars, War of the Worlds and so on.

    She's got about four gazillion channels of TV to watch, enough sound system to make the neighbors complain and in the end it's one hell of a lot cheaper than going to the movies.

    Oh - and the full-on Dish setup is only about ten bucks a month more than digital cable was; and we wired up two more sets and got two more premium packages plus a DVR in the deal. Cable companies, maybe you should pay attention too.

    And for the rest of you folks who think you have monopolies, I also bought two cell phones recently and ported the home wireline to my wife's cell. It's time consumers started voting with their feet (and with their wallet).

    --
    we see things not as as they are, but as we are.
    -- anais nin
  15. Re:The evil commercials by Radres · · Score: 4, Insightful
    As we celebrate mediocrity
    All the boys upstairs want to see
    How much you'll pay for
    What you used to get for free
    - Tom Petty
    The Last DJ
  16. Re:Overpriced food by cakesy · · Score: 5, Funny

    I avoid having drinks because the last thing I want is

    I should think the last thing you want is to have your head blown of, and your brains scattered about the theatre, in front of your whole family.

    But maybe, just maybe, I have seen to many movies...

  17. Movies, cars, software... by dpbsmith · · Score: 4, Funny

    Theatre attendance declining because U.S. studios don't make good movies? What other shocking revelations await?

    Next, they'll be saying that U.S. auto manufacturers are declining because they don't make good cars.

    Thanks heavens there's at least one area in which the U.S. still leads. Thanks heavens Microsoft still makes the world's best software.

  18. DVDs should be released immediately by Anita+Coney · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I agree with the theory that DVDs should be released simultaneously with the theatrical release.

    I have two young kids, so I can't go and see movies in the theaters as much as I'd like. (Actually, I never get to see movies in the theater.) However, I keep being inundated with movie marketing in such away that I really want to see certain movies. But by the time they come out on DVD so I can rent them, I no longer care to do so. The marketing fog surrounding me has long since cleared.

    A good example is the movie "40 Year Old Virgin." It sounds hilarious and I really want to see it. Will I want to see it four months from now when the DVD is release? Almost certainly not.

    All the money the studios spend on marketing is wasted on people who cannot, for whatever reason, not go to theaters. If DVDs were immediately available, the marketing would not go to waste.

    --
    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  19. hype burnout by serano · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Another factor might be this: Over the last 5 years or so, Hollywood's marketing machine has become increasingly effective at hyping every single movie, making the opening of a movie seem like an event you have to participate in or be forever mitigated to a lowly social rung. This has made movie openings much larger than they were 10 years ago, even for utterly crappy movies. It might take them a while, but eventually people become numb to the hype and these new marketing techniques, and movie attendance drops accordingly.

  20. A 56 Year Trend by ObligatoryUserName · · Score: 4, Informative

    Movie ticket sales have been declining since the invention of television. According to Edward Jay Epstein, "In 1948, 90 million Americans--65 percent of the population--went to a movie house in an average week; in 2004, 30 million Americans--roughly 10 percent of the population--went to see a movie in an average week."

    Epstein has been writing a number of quality articles for NPR & Slate about the Hollywood profit shift from movie theatres to home theatres. Here are a few of the recent ones.

    The Vanishing Box Office
    Hollywood's Death Spiral
    Hollywood's Death Spiral, Part 2
    Hollywood's Profits, Demystified

  21. stop! by gosand · · Score: 5, Funny
    What? You never been with women who are into tentacle-rape hentai?

    I think you could have stopped after the first 6 words.

    --

    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  22. Marriage is Obsolete by GreenSwirl · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who needs a 'partner'?

    Women do, that's who. They are programmed to trap someone who will stay with them and help raise their kids. Men, on the other hand, are programmed to disseminate their genes in the widest possible manner. Both strategies support human survival in their own way.

    But now we live longer and healthier than we were meant to. Women are bearing children, on average, much later in life. And men can keep siring into their 70's and beyond. The counteracting agendas of the genders used to balance out, but this recent development of longer lifespans results in couples whose needs diverge as they get older.

    Thus, as a 41-year-old husband and father, I am currently separated and dating a much younger girl. And I'm pretty happy about that.

    1. Re:Marriage is Obsolete by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, due to the fucked up society our forefathers left for us, we are nearing a social collapse. Within the next 10 years, all those baby boomers who were more interested in fucking for fun and spending money than having children and raising families are going to retire. When that happens, 50% of the population are going to be retired or under 18, and there won't be enough hands to keep society running, let alone care for the elderly. Enjoy the ride while it lasts, because this little social experiment is about to come to a bad end. The only thing that MAY keep it in check is a massive wave of immigration, but don't count on it.

      If you don't believe me, check it out for yourself. Ask a good life insurance agent, they'll know what I'm talking about.

      Societies that don't breed cease to exist. Hard and fast rule, no exceptions. Welcome to reality.

      --
      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
  23. Dinner is obsolete by SeaFox · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Problem number three: A movie is not the best place for a first date. You need to interact, not stare at a screen on your first date. Dinner good, movie bad.

    I would actually say dinner is NOT a good idea for a first date. Lunch is better.

    It's a short affiar: friendly and light. No heavy pretense that comes with Dinner. If you don't hit it off, you're only wasted an hour or so of each other's time. If you do, you can always make additional plans that evening if you wish.

  24. Re:Your kung-fu is obsolete by David+Gould · · Score: 4, Funny


      BWAHAHAHA! You actually PAY for the watered-down soda and stale popcorn? Sheesh, my girlfriend and I usually hit the local grocer/wallmart/meijer, put some bin candy in a bag, buy water/soda, and sneak it into the theater.

    Better yet: if you try it, you might find that you're capable of surviving for two hours without ingesting any junk food at all.

    --
    David Gould
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