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Flash EULA Doesn't Fit the Times

cphoenix writes "The latest Flash player license seems to forbid downloading their player onto a laptop. From the License: "you may not use the Software on any non-PC product or any embedded or device versions of the above operating systems, including, but not limited to, mobile devices, internet appliances, set top boxes (STB), handhelds, PDAs, phones, web pads, tablets, game consoles, TVs, DVDs, gaming machines, home automation systems, kiosks or any other consumer electronics devices or mobile/cable/satellite/television or closed system based service." This comes at a time when laptops are outselling desktops. And to add insult to injury, "You agree that Macromedia may audit your use of the Software ... In the event that such audit reveals any use of the Software by you other than in full compliance with the terms of this Agreement, you shall reimburse Macromedia for all reasonable expenses related to such audit."

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  1. New Revenue Streams, So To Speak... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    at a time when laptops are outselling desktops [...] you shall reimburse Macromedia for all reasonable expenses related to such audit."

    Hello! New business model!

    "Hello, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe Attorneys at Law"

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  2. non pc ? by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 2, Funny

    well why did they even make a version for my g5 If it's illegal to run it on non-PCs.

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  3. You can install on laptops by mikechambers · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can install the player on laptops.

    mike chambers

    mesh@macromedia.com

  4. Finally a EULA compatible with MY needs by Ben+Jackson · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great, I never wanted to install Flash, and finally that's just what is required by the EULA.

  5. Re:Who is scuttlemonkey? by martinX · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm scuttlemonkey and so is my wife!

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  6. And now the rest of the story by redsoxunixgeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    So i guess the sad ending to this story is that 1. Someone took the time to read the EULA amd 2. Read that much into it.

  7. Re:You're right! by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess I can keep the Flash player for my Timex/Sinclair then?

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  8. Re:Mac/PC? by plasmacutter · · Score: 3, Funny

    I say it all hinges on the definition of the word "Is"

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  9. Re:Who is scuttlemonkey? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    Since you worded your question so politely I thought that I would take a moment to make my first registered post in many years of reading Slashdot.
    but after all that, you still haven't answered the question... what were you smoking? ;)
  10. Re:Network licenses allow tablet pc's by bani · · Score: 2, Funny

    sco unix is excluded, yay.

  11. Catastrophe by sd_diamond · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't use the new Flash Player? No more bandwidth-hogging Absolute Vodka ads and badly written Web games?

    I might as well give up my Internet connection.

  12. Re:Kind of a stretch... by 6th+time+lucky · · Score: 2, Funny

    you're telling me a can't run Flash on a tylenol?
    Thanks Macromedia...

  13. Wait a minute... by Rocky1138 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Someone actually read the EULA?

  14. did i miss something?? by lolocaust · · Score: 2, Funny

    why is this funny?

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  15. Re:Kind of a stretch... by hostyle · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wasn't aware that Win32 applications running under Wine that require Flash could magically invoke the Linux Flash binary.

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  16. Re:Kind of a stretch... by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whoa, the flash EULA gives them the right to beat you and sexually assault you? Thats really taking DRM to the next level; I fully expect the RIAA to reintroduce indentured servitude after this bold move on the part of Macromedia.

  17. Re:Kind of a stretch... by SComps · · Score: 2, Funny

    Probably much the same as most people feel about wine. Sure, it gets better after it ages a looooooong time, but it's still little more than rotting fruit juice.

  18. Re:Kind of a stretch... by orkysoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's called the "analog hole"...

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  19. Re:But... by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just like I could insist on having people hold my desktop machine in thier laps, thus making it a laptop.

    Stupid names, really.

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