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Automated Pool System Saves Swimmer

An anonymous reader writes "An automated swimmer tracking system installed in a pool in Wales has saved a young girl who just collapsed and sank to the bottom, by paging lifeguards when it could not detect her moving." This is the first time a UK swimmer has been saved by the £65,000 Poseidon system since it was installed in March of 2003.

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  1. Mastercard by LittleGuernica · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mastercard will love this one. Poseidon: 65k. Saving a young life: priceless. For everything else...you get the drill

  2. Poseidon Vista by LittleGuernica · · Score: 5, Funny

    In late 2006 they will Install Poseidon Vista, which makes the entire pool searchable, have an "aqua" interface and tranparant water. A new filtersing system is also planned, called PoseidonFS, but will probably come with service pack 1.

    1. Re:Poseidon Vista by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Funny

      In late 2006 they will Install Poseidon Vista, which makes the entire pool searchable, have an "aqua" interface and tranparant water. A new filtersing system is also planned, called PoseidonFS, but will probably come with service pack 1.

      It will also have tabbed swimming, allowing multiple swimmers to use one pool lane at the same time, at different depths, and will come complete with extra features like clogged filters.

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  3. I wonder why it decided to save her by kyle90 · · Score: 5, Funny

    After all, she only had an 11% chance of survival, but Will Smith had a 40% chance.

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  4. Wales Needs Vowels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    That's all well and good re: the girl, but Wales has a far more serious problem:

    Wales suffers from a lack of vowels. All the time you see signs like this:

    LLWLLDLCNDLWLDLLWLDLLDWLDLWLC - 4 km

    It's tragic to listen to Welsh mothers teaching their children traditional songs like ``Old MacDonald Had A Farm'' and lapsing into heart-rending silence when they get to the ``E I E I O'' bit.

    If any of you have surplus vowels, please send them to your local VFW (Vowels For Wales) office.

    nt!mcrsft!grgj (already sent mine in!) (the above concept courtesy of Dave Barry, some syndicate or other)

    1. Re:Wales Needs Vowels by oberondarksoul · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just a hint: might want to check your facts. We use miles in the UK... :P

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  5. Re: £65,000? by Homology · · Score: 3, Funny
    Worth every cent.

    Erh, I guess that should be pennies :-)

  6. Good God! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny


    > by paging lifeguards when it could not detect her moving.

    Let's hope they never deploy this where I work!

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  7. Re:KISS by pclminion · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's a FANTASTIC idea (no sarcasm), and if I believed in patents I would urge you to patent it ;-)

  8. In other news... by mriya3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "An automated swimmer tracking system installed in a pool in Wales allowed lifeguards to ban a man that was urinating in the pool"

  9. Not in my pool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I will not step foot into a pool that has this kind of system installed!

    There is no reason for our municipal pools to be used as a tool for the government to spy on our swimming habits. This is ridiculous! I do not want government cameras watching me and my loved ones bathe. As father of 4 little girls, my first concern would be that these swim videos would be traded on the French black market.

    I believe Thomas Jefferson put it best, "The man who has traded liberty for security will not get either."

  10. Billiards by NitsujTPU · · Score: 3, Funny

    RTFA, the British don't call it pool, they call it Billiards!

  11. Re:One step further by sanosuke76 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Simple solution: start a rumor that womens' swimsuits frequently fall off on-camera. Problem solved, plenty of volunteers to watch the monitors tirelessly!

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  12. Re:One step further by Skye16 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Considering what a bastard I was (am), I would have consistently gotten the watch wet just to irritate my parents who made me wear the stupid thing. I'm relatively sure that, barring any other source of water, I would have pissed on it (but only because I'm the sort of person who will piss on their arm just to not have to do something ELSE they wouldn't want to do).

    As an offtopic aside - I spent a lot of time grounded as a child. : )

  13. Re:Excellent. by typical · · Score: 2, Funny

    But ... "It then compares images to a database of thousands of examples of swimmers in trouble. " ... seems like an inefficient and error prone way to solve this problem.

    Ah hah! Your database doesn't have a single image of an octopus attacking a motorcycle rider after he accidentally drove his motorcycle into a pool, *does* it!

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