New Algorithm for Learning Languages
An anonymous reader writes "U.S. and Israeli researchers have developed a method for enabling a computer program to scan text in any of a number of languages, including English and Chinese, and autonomously and without previous information infer the underlying rules of grammar. The rules can then be used to generate new and meaningful sentences. The method also works for such data as sheet music or protein sequences."
Their jobs be outsourced to computers.
I've got 101 mod points and you can't have them!
Imagine if the editors started using this, what would everyone have to bitch about on Slashdot?
They've rediscovered the Eliza program!
Input: "For example, the sentences I would like to book a first-class flight to Chicago, I want to book a first-class flight to Boston and Book a first-class flight for me, please may give rise to the pattern book a first-class flight -- if this candidate pattern passes the novel statistical significance test that is the core of the algorithm."
How does it feel to "book a first-class flight"?
I know we all feel like we've been screwed by the conspicuous lack of flying cars around these days, but at least some progress is being made on the Universal Translator front...
If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate
Using this software, I can finally win the 'Summarize Proust Competition'!
I'm not a Troll, it's reverse psychology.
After a time the attacks stopped. The algorithm that generated them was a slightly better author than L. Ron Hubbard and left a.r.s. to found its own religion.
Scientists: Wow joe, the computer just went out and read the entire slashdot archive. Computer: Futile humans, I will p0wn you! *Lifting a bionic hand and swiping the scientist to the side* Scientists: Mac turn it off! Turn it offff argghh! Joe I just don't havvee teh power! Reaching for the coord. Computer: Woa.. wohaahaa. All your base is mine. Make your time.. *The lights go out*
Linux Video Tutorial Project, Tutoring the masses.
HEH! funniest meant-to-be-serious acronym ever.
Let's feed it slashdot and find out.
God loves you. God will burn you in hell for all eternity. God wants more foreskins.
If something exists that does not need a creator (god) then why must the cosmos need one?
- translate some posts on /. into comprehensible contents
- figure out it is a dupe and kill it before it even appears
- RTFA for me and just give me a good summary (by the rate of articles posted here, there's probably not much to summarize either)
- translate "IANAL" into something else that does not make me think of ANAL thing
- figure that articles on Google and Apple are just speculations by some dude living in his (can't be her, for sure) parent's basement, and not really news worth posting
- translate my suggestions into something acceptable to the (kernel) hackers that good hygiene is a good thing
- understand that I'm just ranting, and it should not take it personal.
Finally! Engrish for the masses!
~ slashdot.org - Where some of the world's greatest minds come together to scrutinize grammar.
And if you include Chinese, Japanese and Korean, you get:
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
It works the other way too:
"I'm leaving you."
What?
"I'm leaving you, Alice."
I don't understand what you're trying to do.
"I've met someone."
What do you mean 'met'?
"Look...just read the pamphlet."
I don't have the pamphlet.
"I have to go."
Which way do you want to go?
"Uh...west."
You would need a machete to head further west.
I can't tell you how many of my break-ups have ended with needing a machete.
you can have my violent video games when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
Prime UID Club
In the natural language processing business they call this "the same level of understanding as a two-year-old child".
Can you teach it to take a breath?
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.