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How About a Nice Game of Global Thermonuclear War?
Loconut1389 writes "According to the Washington Post, the Pentagon has a revised doctrine to be signed in the next few weeks would give the president the authority for a preemptive nuclear strike. I would hope that this is a move designed to say we mean business and then never use it, but the means is there for mutual assured destruction."
My original submission was early this morning and also had a few extras like "Doesnt anybody remember the W.O.P.R.?
I dont want to glow in the dark...
They will never stop until somebody makes the
....this whole Iraq mess in the first place by nuking them all? After all they "did" have weapons of mass destruction and intended to use them, right?
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein
A preemptive nukular strike, sir.
TLoM: Nerds + DDR + Rednecks for the win!
As long as no other country builds an automatic retaliation system without telling us. I wonder where that idea would come from?
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you know, I think I saw some shifty looking Arab type (they all look the same, and are evildoers, arent they?) hanging around Crawford and Cheney's new multi-million dollar house. I recommend we pre-emptively nuke those two sites, just in case. I think I even saw some WMD around there! I have satellitely photos proving all this!
Is this really necessary? Can't we just threaten to place our enemies under the protection of FEMA? That seems to achieve the mass casualty effect just fine, and yet the environmental mess it creates will only take a few decades to clear...
Kent M Pitman
Philosopher, Technologist, Writer
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It was a project funded by DARPA. These "shells" are fired from a mobile walking tank's rail guns. Theoretically, it could fire a nuke that is untracable and therefore cannot be stopped.
Summary : Metal Gear?!?
May we can stump bush with Tic Tac Toe. He'll realize he can never win!
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Greg Stillson?
As a person living in the rest of the world, I'd like to give you a giant "Fuck You".
Just because two countries have a hissy-fit over who has the biggest penis, the rest of us get nuclear winter and radioactive fallout.
Thanks idiots!
So... Muslims Neocons have a foot fetish? That explains a LOT. ;P
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Slashdot has migrated from tech news to "Tech News and Anything We Can Bitch At Bush Over"
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This word "pre-emptive"... I do not think it means what you think it means.
...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
I have heard rumors that authority to use atomic shells was (to be) vested in field commanders, possibly as low as the regiment level.
I think the lowest level for authorizing nuclear attacks should be Air Force Colonels, provided that their bodily fluids are pure.
We had that opportunity? November 2004, you say? Oops.
Well, if your party had nominated someone with more brains or charisma than a cabbage, you might have succeeded.
Gentlemen, gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the war room!
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So if it launches them and they go over 12,00 miles to their target, do we get $0.15 each additional mile plus damages
The Pentagon only gave gave him exactly what he asked for: the capability to order a "nucular" first strike.
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and you're not?
Because, you know, none of these countries have ever supported terrorism or sought nuclear weapons before Gulf War II....
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Hell, Washington had this power, he just didn't have any nukes.
"Knowing how to spell would be handy too!"
Jacer, I'm no scientist but according to my calculations you've just been PWNED!!!@
What did Florida State University do to anyone?
At some point, what heavy-handed tactics achieve is that the countries instead are controlled by the extremists.
Don't let GWB hear you calling him that, oh you ment... nevermind.....
Type unto others as you would have them type unto you.
"the USA, that is the people, need a wake up message, perhaps a wake up message in the form of your entire congress including the president chimp being nuked."
You just threatened our country. Expect to be visited by our military soon. I suggest you kneel on the floor, place your weapon in front of you, and put your hands in the air. I also suggest staying as far away from military hardware as possible.
If you don't speak English as you native language, the key phrase is, "I Surrender! Don't shoot!"
Thanks and have a nice day.
And we have already had a wake-up call, thank you very much. The wake up call said, as it said to every world power since the beginning of the world, "If you plan on keeping your position of power, you have to take any and all threats seriously, even if it's coming from backwards barbarians who don't even know how to properly bathe."
It sounds like it's time the rest of the world had a wake-up call. It goes like this: "You are either with us or against us." That is all.
The radical sect of Islam would either see you dead or "reverted" to Islam.