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How About a Nice Game of Global Thermonuclear War?

Loconut1389 writes "According to the Washington Post, the Pentagon has a revised doctrine to be signed in the next few weeks would give the president the authority for a preemptive nuclear strike. I would hope that this is a move designed to say we mean business and then never use it, but the means is there for mutual assured destruction."

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  1. Doesn't anybody remember the W.O.P.R. by Loconut1389 · · Score: 5, Funny

    My original submission was early this morning and also had a few extras like "Doesnt anybody remember the W.O.P.R.?

    1. Re:Doesn't anybody remember the W.O.P.R. by entrylevel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you saying they set us up the bomb?

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    2. Re:Doesn't anybody remember the W.O.P.R. by cloudmaster · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm inclined to believe that This one is more likely.

  2. But Mom by OneArmedMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    I dont want to glow in the dark...

  3. hmm, mutually assured destruction... by bechthros · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...rapture anybody?

    1. Re:hmm, mutually assured destruction... by failure-man · · Score: 5, Funny

      Probably. It's never a good idea to give people who think the end of the world would be a good thing the means to end the world.

      We all very well may die because a fucking cult wants to bring about the events in their "revalations." AN ACID TRIP IN A BOOK FULL OF FAIRY TALES.

      Although, if we go like that then our extinction may well be for the best . . . . .

  4. So we could have avoided... by e4g4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....this whole Iraq mess in the first place by nuking them all? After all they "did" have weapons of mass destruction and intended to use them, right?

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  5. I believe you meant... by bluesoul88 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A preemptive nukular strike, sir.

  6. It's OK... by MBCook · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as no other country builds an automatic retaliation system without telling us. I wonder where that idea would come from?

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  7. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    you know, I think I saw some shifty looking Arab type (they all look the same, and are evildoers, arent they?) hanging around Crawford and Cheney's new multi-million dollar house. I recommend we pre-emptively nuke those two sites, just in case. I think I even saw some WMD around there! I have satellitely photos proving all this!

  8. Republican obsession with the Nuclear Option by NetSettler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is this really necessary? Can't we just threaten to place our enemies under the protection of FEMA? That seems to achieve the mass casualty effect just fine, and yet the environmental mess it creates will only take a few decades to clear...

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  9. Not exactly... by Xerxus · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was a project funded by DARPA. These "shells" are fired from a mobile walking tank's rail guns. Theoretically, it could fire a nuke that is untracable and therefore cannot be stopped.

    Summary : Metal Gear?!?

  10. Stump him with Tic Tac Toe by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 4, Funny

    May we can stump bush with Tic Tac Toe. He'll realize he can never win!

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  11. Dead Zone by SsShane · · Score: 2, Funny

    Greg Stillson?

  12. Re:_Great_ analogy by eno2001 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Whereas Muslim terrorists want to keep their women in the home covered from head to toe and pregnant, neocons want to keep their women in the home BAREFOOT and pregnant.

    So... Muslims Neocons have a foot fetish? That explains a LOT. ;P

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  13. Re:Hmmm by rlp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot has migrated from tech news to "Tech News and Anything We Can Bitch At Bush Over"

    Next topic - Is George Bush adversely affecting the frame rate of graphics card?

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  14. Re:Pre-emptive strikes... by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 2, Funny

    This word "pre-emptive"... I do not think it means what you think it means.

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  15. Re:Once upon a time... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have heard rumors that authority to use atomic shells was (to be) vested in field commanders, possibly as low as the regiment level.

    I think the lowest level for authorizing nuclear attacks should be Air Force Colonels, provided that their bodily fluids are pure.

  16. Re:Preemptive Impeachment by SQL+Error · · Score: 2, Funny

    We had that opportunity? November 2004, you say? Oops.

    Well, if your party had nominated someone with more brains or charisma than a cabbage, you might have succeeded.

  17. Re:Uh? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 4, Funny
    Thinking instead of mindlessly repeating the garbage that some anti-war hippy is telling you might be smart.

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  18. Re:Mutual? by VATechTigger · · Score: 2, Funny
    "instead it leased 58 missiles from the United States"

    So if it launches them and they go over 12,00 miles to their target, do we get $0.15 each additional mile plus damages

  19. Don't worry, they got him on the fine print by Phat_Tony · · Score: 4, Funny
    Shhh... don't tell Bush, but there's nothing for us to fear.

    The Pentagon only gave gave him exactly what he asked for: the capability to order a "nucular" first strike.

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  20. Re:History by Kelson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hell, Washington had this power, he just didn't have any nukes.

  21. Re:Bad idea by arodland · · Score: 2, Funny

    What did Florida State University do to anyone?

  22. Re:No... by spudgun · · Score: 2, Funny

    At some point, what heavy-handed tactics achieve is that the countries instead are controlled by the extremists.

    Don't let GWB hear you calling him that, oh you ment... nevermind.....

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