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A Useful Grammar Checker?

burtdub asks: "With the amount of raw text data available, there seems to be no shortage of ambitious language projects on the horizon, from Universal Language Translators to Junk Email Filtering. However, the mess that is the English language still seems to elude commercial attempts while being relatively ignored by the open source community. What would it take to make a useful, functional grammar checker?"

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  1. Simple enough. by FireballX301 · · Score: 4, Funny

    All you need is my 7th grade English teacher staring over your shoulder all day.

    That'll get you twisted into shape real good.

    1. Re:Simple enough. by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 3, Funny

      My missus does that all the time and when I showed her the original reply I had written she corrected me on that, then went away and banged her head on the wall because she realised what I was posting about.

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  2. Make it for Latin by ari_j · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The best way to write a useful grammar checker is to write it for a language with a rational syntax.

    1. Re:Make it for Latin by parvenu74 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Rational syntax? Latin? It's one of the few languages in which you can scramble the order of the words in the sentence and not loose any meaning because the word carries enough meta-data in the form of all of the various endings. Heck, regular verbs alone have 140 different forms, and irregular verbs are exactly that, with unique endings per item. And who's to say that the "nominative-ablative-dative-accusative-verb" syntactical ordering is either correct or ideal? Cicero doesn't write like that half of the time and Caesar almost never did in his "Gallic Wars." And consider that the Catholic Church, which has used Latin as its official language longer than the Romans did, has adopted a simplified vulgatum form officially, not that the various Popes and writers throughout the centuries have bothered to use that instead of the higher-browed Classical Latin.... whose rules are you proposing to follow?

      English might actually be an easier task than trying to parse Latin.

    2. Re:Make it for Latin by ari_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All those different forms and the nearly syntax-free sentence structure are precisely why it is easier to parse Latin than English.

    3. Re:Make it for Latin by the+phantom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not entirely true. Languages generally fall into one of two categories: word ordered languages, and declined languages (these are not the technical terms -- I can't remember what those terms are). English is very dependent upon word order, as are most Germanic languages. A word's purpose in the sentence is dertermined by its position in the sentence. In languages like Russian and Latin, a word's role is dependent upon prefixes, suffixes, alterations in spelling/pronounciation, &c, and word order is less important. There are plenty of examples of languages were word order is not very relevant, including Latin and Russian.

    4. Re:Make it for Latin by Sahib! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Precisely. GPP said 140 different forms as if that would be a large number for a computer.

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    5. Re:Make it for Latin by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The thing is that most Romance languages also have word order restrictions. French, for example, adjectives come after the noun they modify.

      What makes English such a pain in the backside is that the language has been so utterly simplified over the millenia that we have lots of words with identical spellings, but different parts of speech. This makes the word order critical.

      Technically, word order isn't critical in English. I can say "Campus green and tow'ring trees" and you understand I'm talking about a green campus. This was actually common usage in the not-so-distant past.

      The problem, though, is that words have become overloaded and/or multiple words combined to a single term. For example, the green lantern is probably something you carry around to provide light when the power goes out. The Lantern Green is probably a place where they play cricket.

      We're seeing this happening with things like "it's vs. its" and "their vs. they're vs. there" in some people's usage as well. Every time the spelling distinction between words breaks down, it becomes significantly more difficult for anything short of a person to get meaning out of a sentence. That's why there are so many spelling/grammar nazis on slashdot. If we don't, in a matter of just a few years, we'll get to the point where nobody can understand anything.

      There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

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    6. Re:Make it for Latin by ari_j · · Score: 4, Informative

      While I am one to appreciate good grammer and spelling, I hardly think that people English will become more difficult for native speakers to understand or use. As long as everyone screws it up in a consensual manner, we'll know what others mean.

      Q.E.D.

    7. Re:Make it for Latin by brpr · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It's depressing being a linguistics student. Every time a language-related topic is raised you have to listen to people who don't know what they're talking about spouting off and getting modded +5 insightful (or whatever the non-Slashdot equivalent of this accolade may be).

      What makes English such a pain in the backside is that the language has been so utterly simplified over the millenia

      No, it hasn't been simplified. At least, you won't find any linguist or student of Old or Middle English who'll claim that it has simplified as opposed to changed. Presumably you'll back up this outlandish statement with, say, a detailed analysis of the history of the case system in English from the Norman conquest onwards?

      that we have lots of words with identical spellings, but different parts of speech.

      Yeah, just like every other language. Do you have any data suggesting that English is unusual in this respect?

      This makes the word order critical.

      Word order isn't critical because of homographs, it's critical because the rules of English grammar are strict about word order. From a more practical point of view, it's critical because English is too poorly inflected for a parser to work out the structure of a sentence without reference to the order of the words. In any case, there's nothing particularly difficult about parsing languages with strict word order rules, or parsing languages with homophones and homophones, or parsing languages with both.

      Every time the spelling distinction between words breaks down, it becomes significantly more difficult for anything short of a person to get meaning out of a sentence.

      Not really. The problem of people writing "their" instead of "they're" is absolutely trivial compared to the staggeringly difficult task of accurately parsing natural language, or machine translation, or any other NLP problem of similar complexity. For God's sake, just list "their" as a synonim for "they're" in your parser and it will figure out which meaning was intended from the grammatical structure (there are few, if any, syntactic contexts in which more than one of "there", "their" or "they're" is correct).

      If we don't, in a matter of just a few years, we'll get to the point where nobody can understand anything.

      People have been saying this for hundreds of years.

      So, basically, you've taken one of the most difficult areas of AI (NLP) and argued that it's really difficult these days because sometimes people spell "they're" incorrectly. Weird.

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    8. Re:Make it for Latin by cfuse · · Score: 4, Interesting

      We must polish the Polish furniture.

      He could lead if he would get the lead out.

      The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

      Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

      A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

      When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

      I did not object to the object.

      The bandage was wound around the wound.

      The farm was used to produce produce.

      The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

      The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

      There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

      They were too close to the door to close it.

      The buck does funny things when the does are present.

      A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

      To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

      The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

      After a number of injections my jaw got number.

      Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

      I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

      How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

  3. How about LEARNING the English language? by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 3, Insightful


    What would it take to make a useful, functional grammar checker

    How about a competently taught highschool English class?

    Seriously, people...learn to use the language...you'll be better off.

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    1. Re:How about LEARNING the English language? by Haeleth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed! We already have the problem of people not knowing how to spell (reliance on spellchecking) and people not being able to do basic math (reliance on calculators) - this would just dumb people down even more.

      And don't forget the problem of people not knowing how to shoe a horse (reliance on motor vehicles), or light a fire (reliance on electricity), or plough a field (reliance on supermarkets).

      Wait, those aren't problems, they're examples of how the advance of technology has completely obsoleted things that used to be vital life skills. Whereas clearly spelling, grammar, and basic maths are completely different, and we should not be making any effort to help people take their mind away from niggling details and let them concentrate on the content of their writing or the implications of their calculations.

      No, wait, I'm still not quite following the logic here...

    2. Re:How about LEARNING the English language? by PitaBred · · Score: 5, Interesting

      And you wonder why people are stranded on the side of the road with a flat they can't change. You can't abstract out all the mechanics of anything, no matter how advanced.
      The problem is that "content" without proper mechanics loses all of it's value, and without proper mechanics built into the content generation process, thoughts are muddled and incoherent. There's no structure enforced. That's why people start thinking crap like Scientology is a good idea. They have no rational thought processes, they're governed solely by "content", ie "emotion". Kinda like the gorillas and monkeys you see in zoo exhibits.

    3. Re:How about LEARNING the English language? by Deanalator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not to be a jerk, but how is that insightful? Its not even really that funny. An open source grammar checker would be extremely useful. Everyone mistypes from time to time, and often times spellcheckes are unable to catch it.

      To the best of my knowledge, its one of the harder open problems in the OSS community. Im actually surprised that someone didnt enter something like that into the google summer of code. If I had any idea where to start, I know I would have (and I did consider it). It's a very valid question, and I look forward to seeing if anyone here comes up with any good answers.

    4. Re:How about LEARNING the English language? by smokin_juan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      An open source grammar checker would be extremely useful.

      They're not just usefull at catching mistakes, but also teaching grammer. Anyone who uses grammar checking often enough will eventually start writing correctly in order to reduce the amount of corrections they have to make. I know there were quite a few times after running a grammar check when those rules learned in school came flooding back. Of course, this is all null and void if the grammer check automatically fixes errors, but in my experience no such program exists.

  4. Lisa Simpson already did it by mvaneerde · · Score: 2, Funny

    Remember Linguo? Or am I dating myself? (ew)

    1. Re:Lisa Simpson already did it by Omnieiunium · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Linguo: Sentence fragment. Lisa: Sentence fragment is also a sentence fragment.

      Ah, what can't you learn from the simpsons?

  5. AI by Roguelazer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Grammar can often only be determined by context, especially in English, where the rules of grammar change so much. Until a computer can for itself understand context, no grammar checker can be successful (or even marginally useful). Thus, my answer to your question is two words: "Artificial Intelligence." Artificial stupidity can also be used to simulate bad English.

    1. Re:AI by tktk · · Score: 3, Funny
      Artificial stupidity can also be used to simulate bad English.

      What's the point in having artificial stupidity when we have natural stupidity in abundance?

    2. Re:AI by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I love Steven Pinker's remark about this; that we know the difference between young women looking for husbands and husbands looking for young women.

      But there are some things a grammar checker could readily do; see if a verb should be able to accept a direct object, see if a sentence ends in a preposition, etc.

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    3. Re:AI by Haeleth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      there are some things a grammar checker could readily do . . . see if a sentence ends in a preposition, etc.

      Wait, why should a grammar checker be used to enforce pointless and arbitrary style guidelines which have never had any foundation in the usage even of the best writers, let alone served any purpose other than to require hideous contortions from anyone daring to employ phrasal verbs - like "to put up with", in that famous example which I'm sure I don't have to quote?

      Bonus points for anyone spotting the other stupid and arbitrary "rule" which I've flouted several times in this post. One which Word's detestable "grammar checker" does attempt to pick up on. (Ooh, I just ended a sentence with a preposition!)

    4. Re:AI by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

      What's the point in having artificial stupidity when we have natural stupidity in abundance?

      Because then we can do it so much FASTER! Imagine a Beowulf cluster of artificially stupid computers - we could replace Bush! :)

    5. Re:AI by spisska · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But there are some things a grammar checker could readily do; see if a verb should be able to accept a direct object, see if a sentence ends in a preposition, etc.

      Sure, but there are plenty of verbs in English that can take an object or not, and plenty of words where the meaning changes (sometimes subtley, sometimes not) depending on whether the verb has an object or not. For example: "I see the house", "I see" (subtle difference); "I'm moving the TV", "I'm moving" (bigger difference); "I'll hang the laundry", "I'll hang" (completely different meanings, though arguably different verbs -- just try teaching your computer that).

      The other point is a bit pointless, as ending a sentence with a preposition is no longer considered bad grammar ("This is the type of pedantry up with which I will not put" -- Winston Churchill)

      Nor is it considered bad grammar anymore to sloppily split infinitives.

      For a machine grammar checker to work, it has to know rules. This can (theoretically) work in languages with rigid, well-defined and widely-folowed rules, but will not work so easily in English where there are so many exceptions.

  6. What do you need? by slashname3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about a dictionary and classes in english, like those given in schools. Should be all that is needed.

  7. uhh... by coop0030 · · Score: 2, Funny
    What would it take to make a useful, functional grammar checker?


    1 tbsp of crazy
    1 ounce of nuts
    4 cups of pure genius
    1/2 tsp of wit
    5 gallons of caffeine*

    *Your product of choice.
  8. Bask in it! by TheTranceFan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahhh the irony of asking Slashdot how to build a grammar checker!

  9. Biofeedback by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

    People are always making these grammar checkers that work "from the inside out": look at the words, surround them with expectations of what words can agree with them grammatically, and flag contradictions. But humans are interactive with language, like everything else we do. Proper speakers and writers of English are good listeners (and readers). When we hear what we've said, we imagine what that would mean to us if it had been said to us. When the words make us think of something different from what we though before we said them, we correct ourselves. A better grammar checker might work "from the outside in": compose imagery or relationships between recorded objects as represented in the written words, and show implications to the writer, to match against their expectations.

    That might be a mightily complex undertaking, akin to a machine "understanding" the words. But it would replicate the feedback we humans already use to keep our grammar correct, and to understand each other. If we aimed that high, we could probably find a less ambitious assistance that's easier to automate, but goes a long way towards helping us express our words to computers, and to each other using computers.

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  10. Integer overflow on irony meter by Ronald+Dumsfeld · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have absolutely no idea what the appropriate requirements for a grammar checking engine would be.

    However, I doubt slashdot would be an appropriate place to seek advice on the subject.

    English is a complex and "dirty" language, effective usage can involve breaking what are the accepted rules.

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  11. Grammatik by Noksagt · · Score: 2, Informative

    Back when WordPerfect was actually giving MS Word a fight, grammatik was a great grammar checking program for DOS, Windows, Macintosh and Unix & years ahead of anything which made it into MS Word. It was developed by Reference Software, before WordPerfect acquired them. I assume Corel still has this & uses it in their WordPerfect Office Suite.

    Not perfect (our language is eccentric & computers are stupid), but the best I've seen.

  12. what would it take? by RapmasterT · · Score: 2, Funny
    What would it take to make a useful, functional grammar checker?"
    It would start with a programmer with a solid command of good grammar.

    so it will take a miracle.

  13. Re:The Elements of Style and a good eye. by iced_773 · · Score: 5, Informative


    Speaking of The Elements of Style, the full text of the book can be found here. It's online now. Use it.

  14. English needs to be mutable. by vertinox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One of the concepts that most people should realize is that the main success (and downfall) of the English language is that it can mutate quite easily.

    Remember... English is the bastard child of Celtic, Latin, and various other Germanic languages. Language also affects the way the way we think and also is the key limiting factor in grasping concepts.

    If your language cannot express a certain concept then you need a way to bend the rules (which English has a bad habit of doing) so that you can share that idea with others.

    To enforce a view or a proper method of speaking will often stagnate a societies ability to assimilate new ideas or methods. George Orwell pointed this out when he came up with the idea for new speak in which society can restrain itself from unwanted aspects by removing societies ability to even discuss it.

    We obviously do not speak Elizabethan English or the olde English of the Middle ages. Should our descendants be forced to speak an archaic language 200 years from now because we demanded to have our software set in stone what is the proper way to express ideas and communication.

    Man, this sounds a bit hippy-esque, but hopefully you understand what I mean.

    Still there should be some ground rules to what proper English is and should be so we can understands each other without going "Huh?" but it shouldn't be a hard-line stance that is unchangeable for the next 50 years.

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    1. Re:English needs to be mutable. by dbIII · · Score: 2, Insightful
      We obviously do not speak ... the olde English of the Middle ages.
      Try reading "Canterbury Tales" aloud - once you get past the spelling it is surprisingly similar to the english we speak nearly 800 years on. If more people on slashdot read this there would be less people complaining about spelling and grammar here, it really doesn't matter in an informal forum, and even in some more formal settings.
      ground rules to what proper English is and should be so we can understands each other without going "Huh?"
      The theme song to the comedy "The Nanny" was one of those situations for me and probably most non-US english speakers that heard it. Live with the regional differences and the fact that the language of the net is broken english.
    2. Re:English needs to be mutable. by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 4, Informative

      A couple of nitpicks here:

      > Remember... English is the bastard child of Celtic, Latin, and various other Germanic languages.

      English isn't really related to the Celtic languages. There are a few Celtic loan words, but that's about it. Also, Celtic languages and Latin aren't Germanic. You can see the relationships here.

    3. Re:English needs to be mutable. by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 2, Informative

      > Try reading "Canterbury Tales" aloud - once you get past the spelling it is surprisingly similar to the english we speak nearly 800 years on.

      Well, yes and no. True, Chaucer-era Middle English had lost most of the inflections of Old English (vestiges of which linger in things like pronoun cases to this day) and picked up a lot of vocabulary from the Norman invaders, but it didn't really sound like modern English. That wouldn't happen until the Great Vowel Shift around the 15th and 16th centuries.

    4. Re:English needs to be mutable. by hisstory+student · · Score: 2, Informative

      fewer

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  15. Descriptor approach by adam.conf · · Score: 2, Funny

    A possibility is to assign every word in a sentence a number of descriptors (tense, part of speech, etc...) and see if they are in a logical order. For example:

    I use a grammer checker.

    Nominative Pronoun, present tense transitive action verb, general article for non-vowel sounds, adjective, noun.

    Simiilarily, She kick a red ball would have the same pattern.

    Assuming that an adequate dictionary is compiled (containing all the descriptors, relying on context for a word such as "grammer" (if before noun, grammer is an adjective, otherwise, it is a noun).

    While this system would be very difficult to design, I believe that the basic approach would work.

  16. Yoda Says by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    A grammar checker need I not.

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  17. Two englishes are coming by hawk · · Score: 3, Interesting

    American and British English remain, for the most part, mutually intelligible. They have largely drifted together.

    However, that has happened with a large english speaking population.

    I'm expecting it to split over time into an international english, which will be largely today's american english, and whatever the english speaking countries drift into speaking. I suppose that they *could* be enough of an anchor to slow the mutation of the language, but I doubt it. I'm even more skeptical of the idea that the now established international english would follow the changes of the native speakers--there's no reason for a french-speaker and a korean speaker, both of whom speak english as an international language, to change their english due to americans or brits.

    hawk

    1. Re:Two englishes are coming by csirac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree about there possibly being an evolution of a "standardised" usage of english (a set of common , boring vocabulary without too much redundancy) by non-english speaking nations doing business with each other, but in my experience it does not seem to be based on American english.

      Granted, I haven't had that much experience (I've never even left Australia), but the foreign exchange students I know have all used British conventions, not American. This would include persons from: Italy, Ukrain, Germany, Finland, France, various nationalities from Africa (Zimbabwe, Nigeria, South Africa), Singapore, Hong Kong, and India.

      In fact, about the only nationality I have encountered using American English are Americans, Canadians and Japanese. I do have some acquaintences from China and South Korea but I can't remember any of their written english habits... I suspect they use American english too; but it seemed the Chinese guy I knew had learnt all his english from programming and Operating Systems.

  18. Why? by surfinokie · · Score: 2, Informative

    If the /. community provides any indication, good grammar checkers wouldn't be used even if they existed. Spell checkers work very well and no one seems to pay them any heed.

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  19. To everyone... by MaestroSartori · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...saying "Just learn the grammar correctly in the first place", here's a question: can you really see no use in a computerised tool to help you learn correct grammatical usage?

    It's like someone coming on asking about natural media painting apps being told "Just go to art school and learn how to use REAL paint, you lazy bastard!" - you're missing the point entirely. A grammar checker would be useful even for people with a decent grasp of grammar, as a double-check. Like spell checking, do you get it yet?

  20. best solution: by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. break text source into a handful of slashdot comments, and submit each comment

    2. wait for the inevitable uppity howling condescending grammar nazi to response to whatever grammatical errors exist, however slight or unimportant

    3. reassemble text source and apply grammar nazis' edits

    voila! grammar checking via redundant network of distributed grammar nazis (tm)

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    1. Re:best solution: by the+phantom · · Score: 5, Funny

      there should be a comma between 'uppity' and 'howling'
      there should be a comma between 'howling' and 'condescending'
      'response' should be 'respond'
      'voila' should be capitalized
      should read: 'via [a|the] redundant' OR 'via redundant networks'
      there should be a period after '(tm)'

    2. Re:best solution: by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Funny

      "You look like you're trying to form an English sentence. Would you like me to help?"

  21. I have answer! by jam244 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think *I* write grammar checker is ok?

  22. Erm, um, actually... by Hosiah · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What grammer-checking was done in M$ Word, as I recall, bore no resemblance to English as given in my English books. I quit using it, like I did eventually with all M$ products.

    Grammer checking is a thousand-fold more complicated than most people realize. English's hoary syntax, which pretty much boils down to "8 million exceptions in search of a rule", doesn't parse easily into computer code.

    But I, too, would be interested in seeing this field develop - because it has the side effect of making bot AI better! Now, a voice-activated console that understood commands in plain, sloppy English would be worth striving for. Grammer-checking in a word-processor usually just provokes me: "How *dare* you red-line this sentence; I'm quoting *Shakespeare*, you illiterate rock!"

    But we'll have perfect machine-generated grammer before we've reached the level of innovation required to put a spell-checker on the comment box on Slashdot!

  23. Re:What would it take? by the+phantom · · Score: 5, Funny

    A linguistics professor is giving a lecture. He explains that in English, prescriptive grammar dictates that a double negative creates a positive, for instance "I ain't got no money" would parse as "I have money." He then goes on to explain that in many languages, a double negative creates a more emphatic negative, for instance, in Russian "U menya nyet nichyevo" (literally, "By me is not had nothing") uses two negative phrases to create a stronger negative. Furthermore, the prof explains, in most languages, using two positives will create a more emphatic positive, or at the very least, will not change the meaning of a phrase, for instance "Yes, I have bananas" is fundamentally the same as "I have bananas." However, the proffessor concludes, in no language does a double positive create a negative.

    A student, in the back of the class, muttering under his breath, was heard to utter "Yeah, right."

  24. Why would open source people need grammar checkers by caffiend666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why would open source people need grammar checkers? All we have to do is post a message to Slashdot and it will be prodded, poked, parsed, and insulted until nothing is left, it's great! Spelling, grammar, translation, jargon checking, and even *^%hole tests are available! We don't even have to be on topic, any message can be submitted....

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  25. Re:Nah, just ask Microsoft by binarybum · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, you right quite are, it's plenty enough superiorly good. Whom was I that did wanted to used they're opened source shit that to?

        I use it all the time, it okay'd this posting.

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  26. Its already happened by crabpeople · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just look at jamaican english
    http://niceup.com/patois.txt

    some sample phrases:

    "No cup no broke, no coffee no dash wey". Even if disaster strikes your home it's always possible
    that all may not be lost. (22)
    you don't make a fuss there won't be a fight. (29)

    "Wha eye no see, heart no leap" means that something terrible could happen but if you don't
    see it, you are not frightened. (29)

    "mi come here fi drink milk, mi noh come here fi count cow". A remimder
    to conduct business in a straightforward manner. (22)

    "The higher the monkey climbs the more him expose". A truly comic image if
    you've ever been to the zoo, and comforting to any of us whose backs have been
    used as a stepping-stone for someone else's success. (22)

    "A city upon the hill cannot be hidden." same as above (29)

    I personally believe that language will just evolve so that our childrens children, will be almost incomprehensible to us. as you can see, having africans speak english for 400 years in jamaica gave them there own particular flavour of the language.

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  27. adjective-noun order in French by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    French, for example, adjectives come after the noun they modify.

    Actually, that's only true for some adjectives. There is a rule to remember which ones go before the noun: 'BANGS'

    B - beauty
    A - age
    N - numerical order
    G - goodness (or badness)
    S - size

    Everything else goes after the noun.

    This has been your online French grammar lesson for the day. :)

    1. Re:adjective-noun order in French by damiam · · Score: 2, Informative

      I learned it as T-BANGS, with T standing for truth.

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    2. Re:adjective-noun order in French by P0ldy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And yet, neither this nor the "adjectives-always-following" former accounts for those adjectives whose meaning changes depending on its placement.

      Whereas "ma chambre propre" means "my clean room", "ma propre chambre" means "my own room".

  28. Fruit flies like a banana by BlueStraggler · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Is fruit an adjective or a noun? Is flies a noun or a verb? Is like a verb or an adjective?

    This requires some serious AI (or just plain I) to sort out. And that only gets you past the subject line. Now re-read each of the sentences in my opening paragraph, but literally this time. Each of them would choke a grammar checker, yet for most readers they will parse perfectly well within the context.

    Easier just to pay attention in Grade 7 English class, as someone already pointed out.

  29. Why it's needed -- Aircraft communications by ankhank · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Among other examples ....

      Crew confusion found in Athens plane crash
    By Don Phillips International Herald Tribune

    WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 2005
    PARIS The crew members of a Cypriot airliner that crashed Aug. 14 near Athens became confused by a series of alarms as the plane climbed, failing to recognize that the cabin was not pressurizing until they grew mentally disoriented because of lack of oxygen and passed out.... .... neither the German pilot nor the young, inexperienced Cypriot co-pilot could speak the same language fluently, and each had difficulty understanding how the other spoke English, the worldwide language of air traffic control. ...
    The plane had a sophisticated new flight data recorder that provided a wealth of information. ...
    At 10,000 feet, or 3,000 meters, as designed, an alarm went off to warn the crew that the plane would not pressurize. ... ....
      At 14,000 feet, oxygen masks deployed as designed and a master caution light illuminated in the cockpit. Another alarm sounded at about the same time on an unrelated matter, warning that there was insufficient cooling air in the compartment housing avionics equipment.

    The radio tapes showed that this created tremendous confusion .... the crew at over 14,000 feet would already be experiencing some disorientation because of a lack of oxygen.

    During this time, the German captain and the Cypriot co-pilot discovered they had no common language and that their English, while good enough for normal air traffic control purposes, was not good enough for complicated technical conversation in fixing the problem....

  30. Too Young by sysadmn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Jeez, how you younguns forget! In my day, we had style and diction, and we liked it. None of that fancy-schmancy parsing irregular grammar, just pattern match a few of the worst cases, throw out a few statistics, and wow!
    Of course, that was when the line printer was state of the art, and you had to cut your printout into sheets to turn your English assignment in, and two or three nroff submissions could bring the PDP 11-44 to its knees...

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  31. Re:adjective-noun order in French (BANGS) by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Funny

    A man's shirt is a feminine object, and a woman's blouse is a masculine object? Why?!

    Hey, anything that wants to be pressed against boobies all day can be assumed to be masculine. :)

  32. Not to worry. by ericbg05 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Not to worry. I think English will be ok.

    What makes English such a pain in the backside is that the language has been so utterly simplified over the millenia that we have lots of words with identical spellings, but different parts of speech. This makes the word order critical.

    Firstly, don't say it's been "simplified". Say rather that it has gained complexity in some areas and lost complexity in others.

    Your point will help me illustrate:

    <expound>
    English used to have a larger set of grammatical suffixes (known as inflectional morphology), kind of like Latin. You put a particular suffix on a noun to mark it as the direct object; you put a particular suffix on a verb to mark its tense, number, or whatever. English has largely lost these endings, mostly due to some heavy phonological reduction of lots of its vowels during the late Old English and early Middle English periods, starting around 1000 CE and ending around 1200 CE. Basically, vowels in unstressed syllables turned to schwa (which is the first vowel in the word under, as pronounced by a typical American newscaster). Because of this, inflectional suffixes became ambiguous; because they were ambiguous, people stopped using them.

    So English lost all that inflectional morphology. So what? Well, before this happened, English word-order was relatively free. Afterward, people could no longer disambiguate syntactic categories by the endings. So word-order took up that role, and English word-order became more fixed.

    For more details, see [1].
    </expound>

    So just like a big game of whack-a-mole, a loss of complexity in one area led, in a rather straightforward manner, to an increase in complexity in another.

    If we don't, in a matter of just a few years, we'll get to the point where nobody can understand anything.

    This is patently untrue, but I forgive you. From an earlier post of mine:

    <windbag>
    This is a very common sentiment among educated people, cross-linguistically and cross-culturally. In basically every culture around the world, there is a group of people, usually middle-aged, that believes that people spoke their language "correctly" about a generation or two ago. They lament the eminent doom of their language. They blame the young, the uneducated, and the poor.

    The fact is that languages change constantly, and lots of these changes can be pretty well understood as natural processes. For instance, if you're from the US, you probably pronounce the word butter with a d-like sound in normal speech (linguists call the sound a "voiced alveolar tap"). So it sounds just like "budder". When people started using that pronunciation, their elders probably thought them "lazy" as well. I can almost hear them saying, "Pronounce your t's properly!"

    But think about it. In order to pronounce the word with a proper tt in the middle, you'd have to turn your voice on to say the b and the u, then turn it off to say tt, and then turn it back on to say er. It's much easier to just leave your voice on! And that's what people started doing. If you say the word with a "hard" t sound in America today, people will probably consider it strange.
    </windbag>

    People do not "mispronounce" and misspell words because they are stupid, lazy, poor, or young. (I realize the parent was not asserting that such is the case; however, the sentiment is common enough to warrant mentioning here.) The true reasons for these phenomena are remarkably subtle. Linguists have made great strides in understanding them, but there is still a very long way to go.

    In any case, people have been misspelling words for a good healthy number of centuries now. Yet here we are, writing in English back and forth to each other. I'm not too worried.

    References:

    1. Millward, C.M. A Biography of the English Language. Boston: Wadsworth, 1996.
  33. (Spare all posts about misuse of the word "irony") by Headcase88 · · Score: 2

    "It's one of the few languages in which you can scramble the order of the words in the sentence and not loose any meaning because the word carries enough meta-data in the form of all of the various endings."

    It's not like I'm a grammar nazi or anything, I just like the irony :)

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    "When the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation...but when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaation!"
  34. Hidden Markov Models and the Viterbi Algorithm by Aciel · · Score: 2, Informative

    Man, I wish I had better karma, because I've got useful things to say here.

    You can check grammar using a well-trained Hidden Markov Model and the Viterbi Algorithm. If I were to design such a program, I would have the part-of-speech tagger have a go at a sentence, and if it came back with a confidence below, say, x, then the sentence's grammar is probably not good.

    This is nice because it also helps sentences keep from being awkward.

  35. Re:A query from a linguist wannabe by AhtirTano · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Do other languages have parts of speech that do not have English equivalents?

    Yes

    (I'm guessing yes, but not significant ones).

    That depends on what you mean by "significant". Japanese has two different parts of speech that correspond to English "adjectives". Some languages fail to make distinctions found in English; Choctaw has nouns, verbs, and adverbs -- an nothing else--to prepositions, no adjectives, no quantifiers (ie. numerals or logical quantifiers.) All those three English categories are verbs in Choctaw. Some people have argued that the Salishan languages and some varieties of Indonesian have only a single part of speech: nouns are verbs are adjectives etc. That's a very controversial position. Most linguists believe there is at least a universal distinction between nouns and verbs.

    When you are modelling language, you are modelling the mind.

    Sure -- perhaps most linguists alive today believe that, and have for a long time. The question is: when languages differ, does that reflect a difference in the minds of the people, or does it just show how incomplete our understanding of language and mind is? Some languages do not have different words for "blue" and "green" but careful tests show that they do in fact distinguish the colors. On the other hand, some languages do not distinguish "left" from "right", and careful tests show that they do not distinguish them (except perhaps in reference to oppossing body parts). The connection between language and mind is there, but not very straightforward (in this humble linguists opinion). I know you were talking about parts of speech, not individual lexical items, but you can apply the same issues to the differences pointed out above.

  36. English English by evilandi · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and unless you're using English English instead of American English. The phrase "green campus" is American English phrase, with no direct translation under English English variants.

    I once had a US border security guard ask me whether I spoke English. The temptation to reply "My dear chap, I don't just speak it, I am English!" was almost unbearable, but the nearby box of latex gloves convinced me that the more concise "Yes sir" was more appropriate.

    (Anyone who thinks that there is such a standard as "British" English has obviously never attempted a conversation with someone from Glasgow.)

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  37. Hard project to staff by Raffaello · · Score: 2, Funny

    What would it take to make a useful, functional grammar checker?

    You'd have to find programmers who actually knew correct English grammar.

  38. Re:A query from a linguist wannabe by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny
    some varieties of Indonesian have only a single part of speech: nouns are verbs are adjectives etc.

    Geez, that must be like talking to a smurf.

    -Eric

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  39. Re:Easier way by WindBourne · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, the funny thing is, I suspect the idea would work.

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    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.