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Ladies and Gentlemen Allow Me to Introduce the Cat Car
Kelmar writes "CNN is running a story about how a German inventor has found a way to power a car using dead cats. Yes you read that right. According to the inventor he can produce the biodiesel fuel at the cost of about $0.30 (US) per liter. Needless to say many animal rights activists are upset by this development, and some are saying that it is illegal to use animals for this purpose in Germany."
I thought of something like this a little while ago, I assumed the US would be developing a system to be able to convert humans, dead or alive, into fuel.
I assumed they would find a way to highly accelerate the process of turning us into fossil fuels.
That way, they can 'take care' of any overpopulation issues (their job as the 'world police', after all) and also have an extremely convenient way of disposing of dissidents or anyone who might oppose them.
Although I doubt this would happen, it's not impossible to imagine.
I call troll on this story!
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I think he meant physical dimensions.
how you can have a uid of around 300k and still not understand that THE EDITORS DO NOT CHANGE THE TEXT THE SUBMITTER USED, i'll never fathom
would you like to be misquoted?
bin Laden family members and other Saudi nationals were flown out of the country after 9/11 on flights provided by the FBI. That is an irrefutable fact, and there have never been any answers from the government about those flights.
bin Laden an outcast? didn't he show up at a wedding a few years ago? "Sheikh Ahmad said he and his mother last saw bin Laden at the January 2001 wedding of one of Osama's sons in Afghanistan." Granted, Osama's step-brother isn't the most reliable source, but why would his family travel from Saudi Arabia to Afghanistan to attend his son's wedding if he was an 'outcast'?
I agree that Moore goes a bit too extreme from time to time, but there's something with this issue that remains to be answered.
Mr. Steinbrenner: Oh is that so. Playing a little hardball huh Jonnyboy?
John Tyler: How about this. You give me Castanza, I convert your concessions to all chicken no charge. Instead of hot dogs, chicken dogs. Instead of pretzels, chicken twists. Instead of beer, alcoholic chicken.
Mr. Steinbrenner: How do you make that alcoholic chicken?
John Tyler: Let if ferment, just like everything else.
Mr. Steinbrenner: That stuff sounds great. All right. I'll have Costanza on the next bus.
smashes hospital door into male nurse's head
takes his keychain and look at it
"Pussy Wagon, oh great..."
flashback scene of male nurse introducing himself to comatose [bleep]
"So, your name is Ruck... and you like to fuck"
smashes hospital door into male nurse's head
Quentin Tarantino owns the "Pussy Wagon" and drove as his everyday vehicle to promote the release of Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004).