Camera Phone As High-precision Scanner
christchurch writes "The software, developed by NEC and the Nara Institute of Science and Technology (NAIST) in Japan, goes further than existing cellphone camera technology by allowing entire documents to be scanned simply by sweeping the phone across the page. As reported, an A4 sized page takes only 3 to 5 seconds to scan, and it is causing copyright concerns."
So now kids can write a note, then scan it, then phone it to their friend? Good, I was getting sick of people smsing me notes of little ascii pr0n.
New, improved, never-jamming zipper for use in trousers/jeans has been developed, which takes only 2s to take your pants off, and it is causing rape concerns.
Anagram("United States of America") == "Dine out, taste a Mac, fries"
Copyright concerns?? How about industrial espionage concerns. Seems a little more important.
Now the spys can get away with saying: "Copy what? I'm calling my mother!"
-Digital Madman
A bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a fucking sock in it...
Maybe they should be worried about these new fangled photocopier thingymajigs.
According to NEC, their software is designed to sound an alarm when being used, to avoid any copyright conflicts. The company claims that any attempts to mute the device somehow or plug in headphones will not affect the audibility of this alarm.
ISSUE
The audible alarm may be bypassed by removing the device from which it makes sound.
PROOF
1) Open case
2) Slice wire going to speaker
3) Take pictures of secret documents
4) Close case
IMPLICATIONS
You'll somehow be thrown in jail by the DMCA and your entire family somehow destroyed by the Patriot Act and other anti-terrorism measures.
ISSUING AUTHORITY
Common sense.