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Tim Bray on Implications of OpenDocument Format

Jure Cuhalev writes "In todays keynote, at the OpenOffice.org conference, Tim Bray focused on what OpenDocument format means for office suits. He compared the impact that OpenDocument will have on regular documents to kick-off of the web with selection of HTML as file format. You can watch the video or listen to audio track. Also check out the media page for more conference coverage."

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  1. I don't think ODF would make for a good suit by HBI · · Score: 4, Funny

    However, it would probably make for a nice tie in Times Roman 14.

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  2. Suits? by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 5, Funny

    what OpenDocument format means for office suits

    What has a document format got to do with the company dress code? Or was that a veiled insult to the management?

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    1. Re:Suits? by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or was that a veiled insult to the management?

      OpenDocument is actually founded by teenage Communists & Anarchists, just as Microsoft has said all along. Those damn Reds are trying to "revolutionise" the world's documents - one manager at a time.

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  3. umm by eebra82 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What the hell? I cannot view this in Windows Media Player? WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S THIS OGG? IS IT A VIRUS?

    1. Re:umm by NYhXc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Install Linux my friend, throw your windows license in the recycle bin.

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  4. Not the recycle bin, the shredder by DFJA · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you put it in the recycle bin it can be retrieved/reused - not what you want!

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  5. Alternative by AnonymousYellowBelly · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can watch the video or listen to audio track. Also check out the media page for more conference coverage or I could just NOT RTFA and spurt opinions. I prefer the true ./ way.

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  6. Re:Audio only. Whoopee, tech! Pity I'm deaf. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    *sigh* I was going to post a fake transcript, full of salacious observations about Taco's gaping anus, but I don't want to troll the deaf.

    But if the parent is trolling, then I say: here's to trolls that raise awareness about accessibility and technology!

  7. Sweets by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the suite,
    Since you so 1337
    Just one way
    To Redmond defeat:
    Burma Shave

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  8. Americans? by dascandy · · Score: 3, Funny

    People from non-US don't have disabilities, hence the Americans with Disabilities Act.

    1. Re:Americans? by richie2000 · · Score: 4, Funny
      People from non-US don't have disabilities, hence the Americans with Disabilities Act.

      Just being American is a disability in it's own right.

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  9. Re:Audio only. Whoopee, tech! Pity I'm deaf. by poopdeville · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't feel bad just because you're over there. Europeans are Americans too, ya know.

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  10. Re:Propaganda by Alien+Being · · Score: 2, Funny

    Normal people doesn't know/doesn't care about speelling or grammer too/either, but normal people cares about money and not giving it over to the Borg guys. So places that gots lots of intelligint people that school at Harvid and Emitee makes the government stick the Micosoft EULA right up the Borg's shitshoot just like with the english teabaggers.

  11. lacking agility by Alien+Being · · Score: 5, Funny

    MS is like the Titanic. They are unsinkable I tell you, unsinkable. They need not correct course or reduce speed to avoid obstacles. Their sheer weight will carry them through.

    Full steam ahead!

  12. Re:Audio only. Whoopee, tech! Pity I'm deaf. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    And after more than an hour, there is no transcript. That said, any deaf readers shouldn't feel too left out, though: reading (or listing to) the article is by no means a prerequisite for discussion at slashdot.

  13. The Cycle of the Standard! by EddyPearson · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Cycle of the Standards
    while (OSS != £) {
    they start out great -> developers stick to them -> designers stick to them -> the public are happy, things are working -> our big fluffy friend Microsoft comes along and decides that everybody else has got it wrong to date, and its up to them, the unappreciated e-heros of redmond to step in and relese some inferior software -> read through all the GPL code -> claim they're sticking to the standard right up until release -> do no such thing -> within two weeks release security updates for IE6/7 and XP/Vista making the original standard impossible to use -> people buy microsoft products -> microsoft corner the market share for that particular product -> service industry depression, too much money going toward software licensing -> gov depts lose money, again licensing -> voters begin to feel the sting of less publically invested money -> lose faith in gov -> bush goes to war -> OSS community send out the message "there is another way" -> decides to write up a standard so them compatability is assured
    }

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