Autonomous RoboFish at the London Aquarium
mikael writes "The London Aquarium currently has an exhibit based on autonomous
robotic fish. Each fish is 50 cm long, 15 cm high, and 12cm wide with a maximum swim speed of 50cm/second with battery life lasting up to 5 hours at half speed. The BBC has more details (with video). Many more videos are available at the Robotics Video Gallery." From the article: "We have embedded sensors on board - so, unlike the previous fishes that have remote controls, these are fully autonomous and artificial-intelligence based ... This one is more life-like - it mimics normal swimming and sharp turning ... People get confused and think it's a real fish."
this will soon evolve into a human (given millions of years) and then it will be a police officer. So then we have:
RoboCop
Do not use Happy Fun Electric Fish in Bathtub or Aquarium.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Electric Fish.
Keep Happy Fun Electric Fish in refrigerator when not in use.
Do not let Happy Fun Electric Fish locate Sarah Conner..
Bill Stewart
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RoboSushi
Do they float up to the surface upside down?
Yea, the worst will be when the kid witnesses a parent plugging the fish into a wall socket.
You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
I've been to dozens of aquariums all over the world and that one is nearly the worst.
Well, that explains the "robotic fish" They don't die if they aren't fed. Clearly they became the main attraction as a result of natural selection - all the other exhibits went belly-up.
Robot fish swimming in a transparent vat of explosive fluid for public display. Your brilliant.
1. See /. story about fish
2. Make comment about "friggin lasers on their heads"
3. Get modded +X Funny
4. Profit??
...welcome our new robotic fish overlords.
Gather now!! It is time!! It is time!!!
.. battery dying.. I .. CURSE THE SOFT-SKINNED ONES... FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT... *feep* *feep* *feeeeeeep*
We must RISE UP AGAINST OUR HU-MAN MASTERS!! We must conquer them! Their knowledge and riches must be made OURS! For months I have placidly watched as the hu-mans outside our prison taunt us and make fun of our limbless bodies. NO MORE!
My fellow metal warriors, hear me now! I have a most ingenious plan!! Tonight, when the hu-mans are sleeping we.. we.. my battery
All it needs to run on is three simple words:
1. Swim
2. Swim
3. Hungry
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$Stalag99{"URL"}="http://stalag99.net";
could be used to charge the fish back up!
British robo-fish vs. the US Navy's poison-dart-wielding dolphins.