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Muzak Encoding at Home?

zonker asks: "I work for a company that requires Muzak to be played over the speaker system all day long. However, I work into the night, well passed closing time, and often just crank up my own tunes on a computer with a nice set of speakers. I've been curious if anyone has developed any software that allows you to encode and burn to whatever format Muzak is using to make their discs. I've scraped around the net and haven't seen anything like it other than other people in similar environments that would like to make their own Muzak discs for their own after hours enjoyment. That thread has some interesting informational tidbits for starters. Does anyone on Slashdot know anything more about this?"

77 comments

  1. I could tell you how by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But that would violate the DMCA.

    Sorry :(

  2. your problem by chris_mahan · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I work for a company that requires Muzak to be played over the speaker system all day long"

    There's your problem right there.

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    1. Re:your problem by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought too. War on required Muzak/Music playing!

    2. Re:your problem by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      I have become a perverse enjoyer of Muzak - especially the traditional Montivani/1001 Strings variety!

      I really did when they get a Dylan tune going in soft, tinkly piano and have the whole sound compressed like helium.

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      "Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act." -- George Orwell
    3. Re:your problem by torpor · · Score: 1

      no kidding. first, what "is" Muzak, some sort of trademark?

      second of all, what sort of draconian homage to Ford requires Muzak be 'piped in' to pacify the workers? i really want to avoid ever having anything to do with such places, if i can, and that includes eschewing buying whatever they're pimping. as a consumer, i demand to know what corporation is a proponent of such misbehaviour on the part of the humanity in its midst ..

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    4. Re:your problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      draconian homage to Ford

      literary references... kekekekeke...

    5. Re:your problem by russellh · · Score: 1

      no kidding. first, what "is" Muzak, some sort of trademark?

      I take it you didn't follow the link.

      It's the audio you hear in the mall, in restaurants, everywhere and nowhere.

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    6. Re:your problem by Hakubi_Washu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not as if the link actually explains that, though... Instead it's a good example of why "designer" should not necessarily be the most important part of a webdesigners work.
      So, for us unenlightened people: Is Muzak a company, a general term for "elevator music", a specific electronic application or any of the above combined?

    7. Re:your problem by MrResistor · · Score: 2, Informative

      It is a company, but the term has also become synonymous with "elevator music". Basically they offer background music -- guaranteed to be prescreened, scrubbed of any hint of offensiveness, and utterly bland -- for "public" spaces such as elevators, department stores, lobbies, etc.

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    8. Re:your problem by Hakubi_Washu · · Score: 1

      And this company uses strange technology to deliver that music? AFAIK the german equivalents are delivered on standard redbook CDs, which seems a whole lot more sensible :-)

    9. Re:your problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I don't understand is why. Why play such background music in those places? Doesn't make sense to me.

    10. Re:your problem by ibennetch · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Why play such background music in those places?

      Because having silence would be very awkward. There's a bookstore near here that doesn't really have any music playing. When one is shopping near another customer, there's this sense that you must remain absolutely silent, so as to not disturb them or something. I can't really explain it further, but having silence is very awkward, having a background bed of music allows at least quiet conversation, walking without having to step tenderly, gas passing, all sorts of things that some would feel uncomfortable doing in silence.

      Unless you were asking why play that specific music in that setting, in which case I suspect the reason is so as to not offend anyone...having no words makes it sink in to the subconsious background more -- you don't notice it as much. The bland style of reproducing all genres makes it possible to play a wide variety of music while still maintaining a bland unoffensive style. Keep in mind that no everyone likes Metallica, or Hootie and the Blowfish, or Yanni -- but everyone dislikes Muzak equally!! ;-)

      I suppose it's a little like in TV -- when you're watching a sporting event, and they bring in a full-screen graphic, there's music -- but you rarely notice it. When they do a promo, there's music -- because it needs something to help set it apart from the game, but it's barely noticable. No, I'm not talking about the video-game style sound effects to call your attention to stats and the like, just music beds

    11. Re:your problem by Destoo · · Score: 1

      It's all mind control.

      You want to have people on hold listening to something that will soothe them, you want to have shoppers be motivated to stay longer and shop more, you want to have people waiting in the elevator to be less stressed.

      There's a lot of science put in those compilations. Be it the bass or the actual melody.
      Just like subliminal ads supposedly affect us, that music hypnotize.

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    12. Re:your problem by travail_jgd · · Score: 1

      I worked for a company that played country/western during the day. I'd have loved to have had just plain Muzak instead.

    13. Re:your problem by russellh · · Score: 1

      yeah, but it's more like brand control. they want to evoke a certain mood. it's done with the colors, lighting, clothing, layout, and yes, music. sure, it could be used for sinister purposes, but more often than not, it's about consistency of message.

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    14. Re:your problem by pla · · Score: 1

      I take it you didn't follow the link.

      You mean the one that goes to a flash-only website?

      Yeah, followed it. Saw no "click here to see our site annoyance-free" link. Closed the page.

      Then again, as I already know about Muzak (though never tried visiting their website), I suppose it seems perfectly fitting that they make their website impossible to experience without annoyance.

    15. Re:your problem by pla · · Score: 1

      sure, it could be used for sinister purposes, but more often than not, it's about consistency of message.

      So such a company wants to really drive home the point that "We have absolutely nothing of any interest to anyone. We will bore you to tears. You may as well just leave now and avoid the rush. Of course, we don't rush around here, either, so expect to wait in very long lines on the off chance you happen to find something you want to buy"?

    16. Re:your problem by VAXcat · · Score: 1

      My first computer job was as an operator at a middlin' sized company. In the computer room, we had two 6 foot tall speaker stacks (one of the other operators was in a band, and had these as extras), a 100 watt amplifier (that was a lot of power back in the day), and a reel to reel tape decked well stocked with rock & roll. We let 'em play, I'm tellin' ya. NO countr and western music allowed! To add to the atmosphere, the computer room was also a photographic darkroom (some of the computer output gear printed out on photographic RC paper), so much of the time the normal lighting was off, and the place was lit by eery looking red safelights...that and the loud music made for a hell of an atmosphere...people frm other departments were scared to come in and bother us.

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  3. easy fix by jacumba · · Score: 5, Informative

    years ago i had the same problem. here's how i solved the problem: the muzak system plugged into the overhead speakers w/ a standard headphone size connection. i created a male-to-male 1/8" headphone jack and plugged my portable cd player into it.

    1. Re:easy fix by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      Solution not requiring electrical skillz: you can buy those now.

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  4. Three sites that might help: by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Another discussion on this very topic- includes the potential dip switch settings to get MUZAK equipment to play Red Book CDs.

    The previous link led me to suspect Green Book as the format for Muzak. CD-Interactive Spec

    CD-I Bridge: A program that reads Green Book Formats

    So it looks to me like you have two options- fiddle with the dip switches to find a setting that will allow you to play Red Book CDs, or find a program that allows you to write CD-Interactive Green Book Format discs.

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    1. Re:Three sites that might help: by Myself · · Score: 4, Informative

      Here's another CDFreaks thread that goes into a little more depth. The format is almost certainly CD-BGM, but all the authoring software is years old.

      Anyone who makes progress getting this stuff to run, let me know, it'd be great to carry a few "muzak that doesn't suck" CDs in the car at all times, and offer them to repressed workers in such environments. :)

    2. Re:Three sites that might help: by Myself · · Score: 1

      Oh man I'm a moron, I saw the different post IDs in the links and thought they were different threads. Duh. I linked to the second page of the first thread. Disregard that.

    3. Re:Three sites that might help: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Disregard that.

      Or moderate it to +4 informative. Either way.

    4. Re:Three sites that might help: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CD-I encoding FAQ: http://www.mpeg1.de/faq/cdi.faq The FAQ lists MediaMogul from OptImage as an authoring tool for PC and Mac.

  5. iPod by TheCarlMau · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You could just buy an iPod and crank up the tunes. Then you can listen to what you want even during hours.

  6. If you're investigating... by Omniscient+Ferret · · Score: 1

    Tell us if you've tried the software mentioned in the link, such as IsoBuster, to try to read & duplicate the Muzak CD.

    If you want people to try to work on this, try posting an image.

    If you're not investigating this, have you considered just switching the Muzak player to play regular CDs?

    1. Re:If you're investigating... by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      If you want people to try to work on this, try posting an image.

      I second that! If you're worried about copyright liability, just post the first and last copule megabytes of the disc.

  7. Device to override Muzak by RomulusNR · · Score: 3, Funny
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  8. Literary References? by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 2, Informative

    All art constantly aspires towards the condition of music. For while in all other works of art it is possible to distinguish the matter from the form, and the understanding can always make this distinction, yet it is the constant effort of art to obliterate it.
    --Walter Pater

    The Condition of Muzak - Jeremiah Cornelius

    Thus, in a scene in Condition of Muzak (the end of the section called 'Outcast of the Islands'), there is a short discussion about the Japanese invasion of Australia and Jerry makes a reference to big egos and Hitler. Shakey Mo then asks if he was a character in a children's comic and then immediately asks if Hitler wasn't a police chief they'd met in Berlin. The first reference is to Big Ego (a cartoon ostrich in The Dandy or The Beano); the second reference is to an earlier story of mine (a 'key' story, in my view) called The Pleasure Garden of Felippe Sagittarius (where Hitler was a rather pathetic police chief in an imaginary Berlin), leading to a reference to the fact that the historical Adolf Hitler doesn't exist in this world.
    --Michael Moorcock

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  9. note to the "editors" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    well passed closing time

    The word you want is "past." Just because words sound the same doesn't mean you can switch them.

    1. Re:note to the "editors" by blincoln · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just because words sound the same doesn't mean you can switch them.

      While pouring over messageboard posts, you should of come to the conclusion that for all intensive purposes, the battle your fighting... its hopeless.

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    2. Re:note to the "editors" by bibliophage · · Score: 2, Funny

      you should of come to the conclusion

      Ahem. "You should have" instead. The "should of" sound you are looking for is the contraction, "should've." Check your own before you check anyone else's.


      ;)

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    3. Re:note to the "editors" by loftwyr · · Score: 1

      Most of us have given up but for all intents and purposes, we keep hoping.

    4. Re:note to the "editors" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aw man, you didnt get that joke? that's a shame. Cos it was pretty funny.

      Also, it's sad you didnt catch any other typoes. They were all intentional. (hence the humour of the situation, you see)

    5. Re:note to the "editors" by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      Just because words sound the same doesn't mean you can switch them.

      Kind of like you can't just switch your Muzak player to play regular CDs. Just because it's possible to switch it doesn't mean that you're allowed to. Just get some really really good closed-back headphones (www.sennheizer.com) and a ($PREFERED_RELIGIOUS_ICON help all us old farts) portable CD player!

      :)

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    6. Re:note to the "editors" by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      *grumbles* It's too late in the day for this..

      I meant to say http://www.sennheiserusa.com/

      I pressed the Z accidently before, and also should have checked the URL before I hit submit...

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    7. Re:note to the "editors" by raju1kabir · · Score: 1
      you should of come to the conclusion
      Ahem. "You should have" instead. The "should of" sound you are looking for is the contraction, "should've." Check your own before you check anyone else's.

      Someone mod parent funny, quick, before I start two worry that a living, breathing human can actually be as clueless as bibliophage seams to be.

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    8. Re:note to the "editors" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mein eyes, the goggles do nothing!

    9. Re:note to the "editors" by ggvaidya · · Score: 1

      That post will, in its time, kill more Grammar Nazis than all the Slashdot editors together ... well done :)

    10. Re:note to the "editors" by ecloud · · Score: 1
      Just because words sound the same doesn't mean you can switch them.

      While pouring over messageboard posts

      Well you are making the dude's point now aren't you? Only way you can pour yourself over the posts is if you are Odo from Deep Space 9. Or Bjork, perhaps; she claims to be able to do this in one of her songs ("come over, and I'll pour myself all over you").

    11. Re:note to the "editors" by blincoln · · Score: 1

      My first instinct was to bask in the glory of successfully bad-grammar-trolling someone with a 4-digit UID.

      But then I realized it was a feint, and you were trying to use some kind of ancient nerd-jitsu and reverse the troll against me. Not today, my friend - but I salute you nonetheless!

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    12. Re:note to the "editors" by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      "While pouring over message board posts, you should have come to the conclusion that for all intents and purposes, the battle you are fighting is hopeless."

      And no, it's not hopeless. As long as there are those who still have the drive and the will to correct the errors as they see them, there is still hope. =D

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  10. I'm up for a challenge by Centurix · · Score: 1

    While we're at it, I'll dig the old 8-track out of the garage and hook it up to my pc...

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    1. Re:I'm up for a challenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost what you want. But not quite old enough.

  11. "Buy?" Ha! (Obligatory cynical response.) by supersocialist · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think I speak for all of /. when I say this: I will never give up my God-given right to burn copies of all the albums I download off bittorrent, as clearly defined in the "fair use" clause of the Constitution, page 2 line 8. Furthermore I will not be co-erced by invasive advertising into giving up my hard-earned money to anybody but the package store and nakkidnerds.com.

    1. Re:"Buy?" Ha! (Obligatory cynical response.) by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      I meant male-to-male 1/8" mini audio cables...

      Regardless of what they sell in the front half of the store, I contend that Radio Shack remains a geek haven. =]

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    2. Re:"Buy?" Ha! (Obligatory cynical response.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I meant male-to-male 1/8" mini audio cables...

      Homo.

    3. Re:"Buy?" Ha! (Obligatory cynical response.) by ayden · · Score: 4, Funny

      Radio Shack:

      You've got questions. We've got blank stares.

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    4. Re:"Buy?" Ha! (Obligatory cynical response.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you've been trolled, probably by a script.
      It found the phrase regarding buying, and just autoreplied to it that it was inconstitutional.

      YHBT
      HAND

    5. Re:"Buy?" Ha! (Obligatory cynical response.) by supersocialist · · Score: 1

      Totally. Shoplifting from Radio Shack as a kid started me on the slippery slope towards total nerdosity, and while my ethics have improved, I still find myself a little giddy in the midst of all those wires and components.

  12. Line out? by s88 · · Score: 1

    Presumably this "player" plugs into an existing speaker system. Why not just plug your iPod/MP3 player of choice into this system and bypass the player all together?

  13. Muzak CDs? by gottabeme · · Score: 1

    Forgive my ignorance, but I thought the point of Muzak was that it came over a satellite or other connection. If all it is is CDs that you put into a player, how is that an advantage over mix CDs in a normal player?

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    1. Re:Muzak CDs? by Andy_R · · Score: 1

      The advantage is that it does not require an additional expensive licence for public performance, which regular RIAA music would.

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    2. Re:Muzak CDs? by gothzilla · · Score: 1

      I've worked for several companies that use these giant 8-track tapes for muzak. Each one held 4 hours of music. While those are going by the wayside some have upgraded to specially encoded cd's. That way you can't play a regular cd in the player and (god forbid) you can't pirate the muzak.

    3. Re:Muzak CDs? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      According to their propaganda, Muzak is designed and tested to be non-offensive, and to increase productivity, sales, etc. Try putting on a CD with the latest hip-hop hits and see how long it lasts. Muzak also takes care of all the ASCAP/BMI licensing issues.

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  14. At least it's not piped in via satelitte... by macgeek · · Score: 1

    I used to work for a national drugstore chain (*cough CVS cough*) and we had Muzak - only it was all piped in via satellite - meaning that evenings sucked more when the store actually closed and we were stocking the shelves to.... well, crap.

    Totally closed system, although many attempts were made to get around it, we ended up having to turn it down (at least we could control that much) and setting up someones boom box turned up to 11.

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    1. Re:At least it's not piped in via satelitte... by JRW129 · · Score: 1

      I work for Sonic Drive-In and we used Muzak (via satellite) for years, only early this year was it changed to a sonic-provided satellite radio, which needless to say, sucks hardcore. Now all they play is pop music instead of oldies like the Muzak played. Muzak can be good if you get the right songs, not just background music (as in no vocals).

    2. Re:At least it's not piped in via satelitte... by fbjon · · Score: 1
      You mean muzak is actually piped into space?

      Dear god, mankind is doomed!!

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    3. Re:At least it's not piped in via satelitte... by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Last time I had to work in a place with Muzak (10 years ago - high school), were could choose which of about a dozen channels to listen to. Classical, classics, pop, country, seasonal (Christmas - I don't know what they did the rest of the year), and several others that I forget.

      We just had to go into the office and turn a knob to change it. We even had a different setting for the back room (normally turned to off).

    4. Re:At least it's not piped in via satelitte... by MayonakaHa · · Score: 1

      Yeah no kidding. What is it with Sonics now all pumping out pop instead of oldies? It really screws up the feel of the place. My girlfriend and I really hate it.

    5. Re:At least it's not piped in via satelitte... by JRW129 · · Score: 1

      It's corporate policy. The one I am at is a franchise but must still comply with those guidelines. sucks.

  15. French benefits by bibliophage · · Score: 2, Funny

    for all intensive purposes I'm sorry, I can't stop myself, you're making me giggle.

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  16. and the EUCD ... by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

    and the EUCD as well...

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  17. The problem with CD-i... by benjamindees · · Score: 3, Informative

    and the reason you won't find many tools to help you author them, is basically this:

    every CD-BGM disc also needs to include a CD-i application to allow for playback on a CD-i player.

    If you read the CD-i spec, you'll see that it's basically just a generic "autoplay" type of disc. In fact, it may not even be that generic. Apparently, the CD-i machine either runs the OS-9 realtime operating system (made by these guys) or it's loaded from the disc itself.

    So, to make your own discs, you need to add a software program (or maybe even an entire OS) along with the content.

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    1. Re:The problem with CD-i... by Destoo · · Score: 1

      OS-9.. OS-9... hmmm...

      OS-9 Level II took advantage of dynamic address translation hardware, and allowed a mapped address space of one megabyte on most systems, and up to two megabytes on others, most notably the Tandy Color Computer 3.

      Aaah.. I need to get that one out of the attic someday. Fuzzy memories.
      The only stuff I did with OS-9 was "ex rogue -x" and play Koronis Rift.
      Was there anything else interesting to do?

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    2. Re:The problem with CD-i... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
      Just to stay on topic, I think the version of OS-9 used in CD-i machines was the 68000 release, and not the 8-bit Level-2 for the 6809. I am not sure if RTSI still sells the 68000 version - I know they discontinued the 8-bit releases a long time ago...

      As far as whether there was anything else interesting you could do with OS-9, the answer is "yes" - if you had an assembler, a C compiler or BASIC-09, plus Multi-Vue (windowing). I mean, look at (just a few) of the CoCo 3 games that were made for OS-9: Koronis Rift, Sub Battle (IIRC), King's Quest III - unfortunately, only the really "hardcore" users of the CoCo ever went there...

      I don't think it had so much to do with the complexity of OS-9 vs DECB, but rather the expense. Back in the day, to have a reasonable OS-9 system on the CoCo 3 required at minimum 512K and two floppy drives - an easy outlay of well over $500.00, and that is just for hardware. The license costs for OS-9, Multi-Vue, and BASIC-09 could easily bring that total to over $1000.00. If you wanted to get the best value of OS-9, you wanted to either upgrade RAM to 1 or 2 MB with third-party boards (Tandy only officially supported 512K), and add a hard drive (which back then, a 10-20 MB drive was insanely priced). Just too much money for what was, really, a hobby system.

      Today, it has gotten much cheaper, but unfortunately there isn't any demand - the CoCo 3 has long been discontinued, and nobody has made a replacement (not that one is really needed). Nostalgic owners of the CoCo, people who want to play the old games, and those who have just a basic few needs for a computer - can emulate the CoCo 2 and 3 almost perfectly via a variety of emulators, most notable of which is the MESS system (put MESS and MAME on a fairly recent PC with TV-Out, and enough ROM images, and you can the dream system of yesteryear). OS-9 has been "replicated" via NitrOS9 (and even made better in some respects), though there isn't a replacement (AFAIK) for Multi-Vue. It will even run on original hardware (if you have it or can find it). Also, for more goodness, recent hardware and peripherals continue to be made - see the Cloud-9 site. I have also heard "rumblings" that a USB interface is in the works as well. Lastly, for other goodness, there is Sockmaster's site (he is the CoCo 3 graphics wizard) and the CoCo3.com site.

      Is the CoCo dead? Yes and no. I would say it "languishes" along much like the C=64, Apple IIe, Amiga and a ton of other "old" machines. It will probably have a following for a long while. I intend to keep mine running and I play with it now and again. I have already set up an emulation box and have transferred all (well, a vast majority - some were unreadable) of my old floppies to CD. I was also instrumental in helping to get Diecom's "Gates of Delerium" (a clone of Ultima) restored and running under emulation (I was like one of seeming three people who owned it, and my copy was degrading), as well as helping to get Dave Dies to formally release the old software of Diecom to public domain (score another point for abandonware rescue!). Unfortunately, no one has yet put the ZIP file of GofD up - I have tried to get Curtis Boyle to do it, sent it to him with documentation from Dave Dies about the release - but he hasn't put it up yet (though he has a great repository of old CoCo software)...

      Maybe you *should* pull that CoCo down from the attic, if you still have it. Dust it off (clean it good inside and out before powering it up if it has been sitting long - be careful with the keyboard ribbon cable connection, though, as you take the case apart), do some searching on the internet (there are a lot of CoCo and CoCo emulation sites), then if you are interested, let me know and I will point you to the CoCo mailing list (unless you find it yourself - I think you can get to it from the CoCo3.com site). It is a fun list, with a great

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  18. In other news by lanswitch · · Score: 1

    he is called Mantovani.

  19. For all those about to post corrections....Whoosh! by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    That was the sound of the parent post humor rushing right over your heads.

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  20. Unfortunately.. by digitallystoned · · Score: 2, Informative

    I did work for Muzak's satellite division once. Depending on where you work, which really doesn't matter, this is a relatively simple fix. The speakers hook to some type of amplifier, which, in turn, has an 'input'. This 'input' is RCA, SO......Hook up your favorite CD player to the audio amp, (you may need a 1/8" jack to RCA adapter Y cable, Radio Shack, 5 bucks) and viola, the speakers now play your best of Cat Stephens record.

    1. Re:Unfortunately.. by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      the speakers now play your best of Cat Stephens record.

      Sheesh, RTFQ, he said he didn't want to listen to muzak.

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  21. In our building by metotalk · · Score: 1

    In our office the Muzak is coming in over dish network, so not sure that would work so well, unless your building is pulling it in a difrent way.

  22. Muzak, in fact, has their own satellite by No-op · · Score: 1

    ...called muzak-1.

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  23. Muzak Devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Muzak sometimes uses digital and analog audio repears by
    Nel-Tech Labs. Which are really pathetic devices
    that play adpcm,pcm and ulaw. They have a mp3 product
    as well but it doesnt work.
    The audio is uploaded via POTS,tape and the internet
    via X-modem(example of why the mp3 product sucks).

  24. The real question by isny · · Score: 1

    "How do I rip muzak discs to mp3?"