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20th Anniversary of Windows

UltimaGuy writes "When Windows first shipped, 20 years ago this month, it was considered nothing more than a slow operating environment that had arrived late to the party, well behind the industry leaders, Apple and Xerox PARC. Now, it's the operating system used on nearly 95 percent of all the desktops and notebooks sold worldwide. Take a look at Window's past and present, and what lies ahead in the future, including an interview with Mr. Bill Gates himself."

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  1. Windows by murdie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Plus que ca change, plus que c'est la meme chose.

    1. Re:Windows by BarryNorton · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose"

    2. Re:Windows by BarryNorton · · Score: 4, Funny
      Oh, the irony...

      It's 'French', 'damn', you're missing two commas, your comma should be an semi-colon and my quote is correct (not that yours isn't - English is your weakness).

    3. Re:Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Clippy says: You look like you typing a letter in French. Would you like help with that?

    4. Re:Windows by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 5, Funny

      All I could make out of that was something about surrendering.

    5. Re:Windows by weekendgeek · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually, Clippy would say, "It looks like you're typing a letter in French. Would you like me to apply some formating that you'll never be able to modify, making you delete the file and start over from scratch?

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    6. Re:Windows by Evil+Grinn · · Score: 2, Funny

      The non-obscure Rush songs are:

      Working Man
      Fly By Night
      Closer to the Heart
      Spirit of Radio
      Freewill
      Tom Sawyer
      Limelight
      Red Barchetta
      Subdivisions
      Dreamline
      Roll the Bones
      Ghost of a Chance

      That is the complete list that I have ever heard on the radio, in nearly 20 years of listention almost exclusively to "classic rock" radio. Anything else would only be known to people who own the CD, which is by definition, Rush fans.

  2. Redmond security by ardor · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Redmond, all windows are wide open.

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  3. 20th post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    20th post

  4. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Huh? A /. post about Microsoft Windows WITHOUT bashing?

  5. A whole lot of effort by Timberwolf0122 · · Score: 3, Funny
    When Windows first shipped, 20 years ago this month, it was considered nothing more than a slow operating environment


    20 years and billions in R&D and the only change is in Longhorn we have RSOD aswell as BSOD. 20 years well spent I think./
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  6. Re:What's changed? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

    20 years ago, you could safely ignore it.

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  7. Re:age by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Funny
    Age does not beget quality. By that virture octogenarians should be the best quality people around, and they aren't! Someone insert some witty windows-creaks-like-an-old-person comment.

    We use UNIX. We shouldn't be making cracks about using an ancient OS.

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  8. Mistake in stub. by Walterk · · Score: 4, Funny
    Take a look at Window's past and present, and what lies are in the future
    I believe this to be more accurate
  9. Yeah, right by Dunkirk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man, if there were EVER an article that Slashdotters weren't going to RTFA...

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  10. Re:age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Some of us use Plan 9 =p

  11. To Windows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems!

  12. Re:Good for them..... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is a problem when you get barrels near Balmer , He starts throwing them at short Italians wearing plumber outfits

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  13. Re:age by gowen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Plan 9 has a web browser? Who knew?

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  14. Industry leaders by dogStarSirius · · Score: 3, Funny

    "...was considered nothing more than a slow operating environment that had arrived late to the party, well behind the industry leaders" - how times change?

  15. foo by dajobi · · Score: 1, Funny

    When Windows first shipped, 20 years ago this month, it was considered nothing more than a slow operating environment that had arrived late to the party, well behind the industry leaders, Apple and Xerox PARC. Today, not much has changed.

  16. Grammar/Spelling nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wish I had mod point to mod you all down to hell.

    1. Re:Grammar/Spelling nazis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I wish I had mod point to mod you all down to hell."

      I don't think one mod point would suffice.

      Oh, and it should be "Hell" :)

  17. Re:age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Most 20 year olds are annoying, eh?

    Just because you have trouble making friends doesn't mean there's something wrong with the rest of us.

    You see? There you went and proved his point for him. The prosecution rests.

    And yes, most 20-year olds are annoying. Kinda stupid, too ;-)

  18. Breaking news! by weavermatic · · Score: 3, Funny

    (AP) Associated Press Hordes of rabid, self-described "elite open-source programmers" unable to properly keep their Windows-based PC's free of spyware, viruses. Experts attribute this to the fact that they spend all day downloading random .iso files from Russian serial/crack sites hoping to find a new Linux build that they haven't installed/reformated over on their ancient Pentium Pro machine.

  19. 20 years? by keyrat+rafa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or about as long as the Serenity poll has been up.

  20. Re:What's changed? by Delphiki · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, the vast improvements made to the code make it faster and more secure.

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  21. Let's drink to it by ader · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is one of those celebrations that starts with raising a glass and ends when one passes out holding the empty, tear-stained bottle.

    Ade_
        /

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  22. Re:Why don't they ask... by 10Ghz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me. We long for a caring Universe which will save us from our childish mistakes, and in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary we will pin all our hopes on the slimmest of doubts. God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist.

    Academician Prokhor Zakharov
    "For I Have Tasted The Fruit"

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  23. Re:What's changed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Boy I wish I had mod points to mod this funny...

  24. Re:What's changed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    No, the vast improvements made to the code make it faster and more secure.

    Faster? I'd like to see you try to run the latest version of Windows on an 8MHz 80286.

    More secure? Unlike the current version, the original version of Windows was totally immune from network-based attacks.

  25. Re:age by flatass · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows is not old. UNIX is old, and behaves as many older people do, working calmly and quietly in the background, running everything.

    That is until they (kernel) panic ans shit the bed....

  26. Re:Why don't they ask... by 10Ghz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, my text was a quote from SMAC :)

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